Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

All right, guys. We're here at this beautiful national park.

There's hiking. There's swimming. There's fishing.

There's exploring the forest. What would you like to do?

There's someone in that bush.

[in unison] Ta-dah!

Did you tell Garfield, Odie and Nermal that we're about to leave?

Yes. Here they come now.

Never trust guys who wear masks all the time.

[cackling]

[shouting]

[twanging music]

[tires screeching]

-[Garfield] Jon! Don't go! Wait for us! -[Nermal] Wait! Please!

Don't leave us!

[Nermal] Can't you see me?

Wow. What a great place they've got here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I think they pressed this button... -[TV]

[screaming]

I need to get home and do something about this itching.

Why are they playing the music so loud in the trailer?

They could at least play a Celeste St. Clair song.

[loud twanging music]

Farley! Charley! Look! I found some popcorn!

Sweet! I want to try some!

Uh! What's this?

Oh, it's just a map.

[panting]

-[Odie yowling] -[Garfield panting]

He's... left us...

[sad music]

[Garfield moaning]

Jon's heading back to the city and he's left us...

Abandoned here in the woods. Far from food! Far from shelter!

Far from my fur stylist! Far from an Internet hotspot!

Far from--

What else are we far from?

-A good Chinese restaurant. -[Odie whining]

Far from a good Chinese restaurant! Far from a bad Chinese restaurant!

Far from any of the necessities of life!

[sobbing]

Calm down, you two. This isn't a crisis.

-Sure looks like one. -[Odie whining]

No. We just have to wait right here.

Before long, Jon will realize he's driving around those 3 miserable raccoons

and he'll come back for us.

You think so?

Sure. Just take a seat and wait.

Jon isn't as dumb as he looks.

[groaning]

I take it back. Jon is as dumb as he looks.

Maybe even dumber.

So... what do we do now,

fearless leader? We need to--

-[growling] -[screaming]

What's that growling? [teeth chattering]

-[Odie whining] -A lion? A tiger? A puma?

No, that's my stomach growling. Shhh!

-[Nermal groaning] -[Odie sniffing]

-Huh? -[Odie barking]

-What's that you found, boy? -[Odie muttering]

It's a road map. Hey, this might come in handy.

Okay now. Let's think.

What do animals do in the wild in order to survive?

-[Odie muttering] -Oh, oh, I got this one!

Look adorable and cute until someone comes along

and rescues them and gives them salami sandwiches!

[groaning]

No. Although I like the part about the salami sandwiches.

No, they...

hunt other animals!

[Odie whining]

It's time we get back in touch with our inner wild self

and find ourselves some grub!

-[guitar music] -Yeah! Let's go all feral!

[howling]

♪ The world is a jungle of fear ♪

♪ With danger always near ♪

♪ Life is at stake in the wild ♪

♪ This is no place for a child ♪

[roaring]

♪ Unleash your inner beast ♪

♪ Let him peek out at least ♪

♪ When in a savage land ♪

♪ You need to take a stand ♪

♪ Step out with hardly a care ♪

♪ Your foes are everywhere ♪

♪ Unleash your fangs and your claws ♪

♪ And it will give them pause ♪

[howling]

♪ Unleash your inner beast ♪

♪ Let him peek out at least ♪

♪ But there's one thing I've learned ♪

♪ No need to be concerned ♪

[screaming] [thudding]

♪ You know, you don't have to play rough ♪

♪ When you are cute enough ♪

♪ Like me! ♪

[screaming] [thudding]

[dramatic music]

It's no use.

We'll never catch anything except germs.

I think I've been spoiled.

Lasagna's really easy to hunt.

Tastier, too.

[Odie growling]

[bell jingling]

I think it's a rabbit!

Go get him, Odie!

[Odie barking]

We're not going to eat a rabbit.

Of course not. But we might be able to mooch some carrots off him.

[barking]

[dramatic music]

[growling]

[whining]

-[shrieking] -[gasping]

[yawning]

[sniffing]

-[moaning in terror] -Oh no... we're toast!

He can totally smell us!

Yeah... Thanks to that nasty perfume of yours!

I'm getting out of here!

[grumbling]

-[moaning in terror] -[teeth chattering]

[Odie whimpering]

[gasping]

Huh? [sighing in relief]

[whining]

[sniffing]

[sighing happily]

[sighing in relief]

It's that honey he was after, not us!

[slurping]

Now watch as a horde of angry bees shoot out of the hive

when he hits it. Oldest cartoon cliché ever.

[sighing contentedly]

No bees, huh?

-[Odie muttering] -If that big stupid bear can do it,

so can we!

[Odie muttering]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[cheering]

[Odie muttering]

[bee buzzing]

Uh-oh.

[Odie muttering]

What is it Odie?

[grunting]

[thudding]

[bees buzzing]

[groaning]

Uh-oh.

[giggling nervously] It's really not what you think...

-[hive thudding] -[Odie whimpering]

[dramatic music]

-[screaming] -[lively music]

Oh, place to hide, place to hide...

You know, this kind of thing isn't supposed to happen to you

when you're this adorable.

[intriguing music]

[gasping]

Maybe I can hide in this cave.

-[wind howling] -[ominous music]

I know from watching cartoons

that you never run into a dangerous beast in a cave.

[suspenseful music]

-[soft growl] -Garfield?

Please tell me that was your stomach growling.

-[growling loudly] -[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[screaming]

-[growling] -[bees buzzing]

[twanging music]

[roaring]

Phew!

That was hairy.

[Odie muttering]

Yeah. I think they're gone...

Which means... The honey is all mine!

All ours! The honey is all ours! As in all of us!

-[Garfield laughing gleefully] -[Odie yipping]

[slurping]

Mmm... this honey is delicious!

Yup. Way better than the one that comes in plastic bottles from the supermarket.

I guess living in the wild has its plus sides after all!

[screaming]

-[Odie whining] -For the love of lasagna, Odie, relax!

They're beavers, not wolves.

That honey sure smells yummy.

We'd love to sample it.

I'm sure you would! Now beat it, vermin!

This honey is ours! We earned it!

Hmm. Wait, wait, wait. There's enough honey for two more hungry mouths.

[gasping]

Garfield, are you all right?

You're sharing food. You never share food with anyone!

Yeah. I can't figure out why I did that.

But I promised, so...

Wow, thanks! That's very generous of you!

Yeah we owe you one, guys!

[soft music]

Okay... time to go to sleep.

[yawning]

I have every confidence that when we awake in the morning,

Jon will have come back to save us.

Do you really, Garfield?

No. But it sounded like something somebody ought to say.

-[yawning] -[sighing]

I never knew there were so many stars in the sky!

Yeah. Looks kind of pretty up there.

[yawning]

Good night, guys. [yawning]

-[snoring] -[Odie yipping]

You girls go up to your room. Between this lotion

and how swollen my eyes are, I can barely see.

You'll be a lot better in the morning, Uncle Jon.

Yeah. A lot better,

Uncle Jon. [Jon chuckling]

I'm confused. Is he Uncle Jon or Cousin Jon?

I don't know. I can't even tell us apart, Drusilla.

-Minerva. -See?

[yawning] They're right. I'll stop itching in the morning.

I just wish I could see better... [yawning]

[laughing]

Good night, Garfield. Good night, Odie.

Good night, Nermal. Odie?

Are you there?

Go on! Be a dog, be a dog! Do it!

[panting like a dog]

[howling]

Is something wrong? You usually give me a good-night slurp.

-[muttering] -[groaning]

[groaning]

[Jon giggling] Good night, boy.

Yuck! Skin lotion.

[laughing]

[twanging music]

Look at all this food! Yeah, yeah.

We have hit the jackpot, we have!

Oh, you're both right.

[laughing and cheering]

Hey, hold it down will ya, Garfield? How's a mouse

supposed to sleep with you making such a--

Hey! You're not Garfield.

-And you're not tellin' anyone! -[teeth chattering]

[moaning in terror]

[ominous music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR