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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[screaming]

Captain Garfield.

Seize the dread pirate Garfield and throw him in my dungeon.

Guards, seize them.

[growling]

Mackookoo?

Stealing what was briefly yours.

I'm glad you agreed to join us in our quest for the Horn of Plenty.

Maybe it's in our best interest

to work together.

[intriguing music]

The Bermuda Triangle?

[cawing] Are you sure?

Positive, me bucko. According to this map,

that's where we'll find the Horn of Plenty.

Every scallywag knows better about setting sail fer this cursed triangle.

[worried moan]

No one who ever set sail fer the Bermuda Triangle ever returned

to tell their tale. I'm not going.

-Arrr. Same here maybe. -I'm with ye guys. I quit.

Then away with ye, ye mutinous swabs.

[suspenseful music]

Fair winds, me Cap'n.

[sad whimpering]

Good riddance.

This raft was getting way too crowded if ye ask me.

"Bermuda Triangle, 30 leagues ahead.

"Keep right. Take exit 4B."

[cawing] Start paddling.

[screaming]

Just in time for me morning nap.

[Odie barking]

Liz, you were about to tell me something,

right before we escaped from that giant whale.

Was I? I can't seem to recall.

[intriguing music]

Maybe quittin' wasn't such a great idea.

-Yeah. -I be thinkin' the same thing.

Lads, look.

Sail ho.

-Over here! Help us! -Help!

[narrator] Meanwhile, our fearless freebooters

had almost reached their final destination.

The Bermuda Triangle, an ill-fared stretch of the North Atlantic Ocean

where countless sailors

mysteriously vanished over the years, never to be seen again.

As Captain Garfield and his friends discovered, it was a spooky place.

[Odie muttering]

No wonder all these ships lost their way.

Look at all this fog.

Yer hearties were right.

This place is cursed.

Look, over there! It's the Bermuda Triangle.

[intriguing music]

That's the actual Bermuda Triangle?

Yo gotta be kiddin' me.

Maybe it's here for a reason.

[ringing]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

There it is.

The Horn of Plenty.

-And it's mine. All mine. -Arrr!

[Garfield] Come back here, ye treasure-thieving feathered rat.

We must stop him before he gets to the Horn of Plenty.

[suspenseful music]

[adventure music]

[evil laugh]

Hurry! Mackookoo's way ahead of us.

Ah! Hey, wait for me.

[magical music]

Oh.

Huh?

[groaning]

[all] Wow.

I've never seen anything so beautiful.

We'll do the sightseeing later. This way.

[shout of joy]

The Horn of Plenty is finally mine.

Wait. Where is Captain Garfield?

Coming.

[muttering]

[intriguing music]

Ye'd think it'd come with an instruction manual.

Oh well. Let's see.

[clearing his throat]

I want an apple.

[coughing]

Impressive.

I'm gonna get a lot of moolah out of this thing.

Watermelon!

Huh?

[intriguing music]

Bigger watermelon!

[screaming]

I'm in trouble now.

Ten more watermelons!

[lively music]

[thudding]

Oh.

Side of beef, two hams, steak sandwich,

cling peaches in heavy sauce.

Gnocchi and bolognese.

And for dessert: custard pie.

[intriguing music]

[screaming]

Hey, that's rightfully mine. Fork it over.

Uh... No.

[growling]

Fourteen course dinner with all the trimmings.

[gasping]

[glorious music]

I have it. I have the Horn of Plenty. I..

[worried groan]

[suspenseful music]

-[screaming] -[Odie barking]

[ominous music]

[screaming]

Oh!

[Odie howling]

[ominous music continues]

Huh?

[grunting]

[evil laugh]

[suspenseful music]

[worried moan]

[barking]

Odie!

[whining]

[crashing]

[screaming]

Well, well.

If it isn't Captain Garfield.

[Odie barking]

[cackling]

Give me the horn. Now.

-Don't you dare touch her. -Watermelon!

[screaming]

Take them to the Beauty Queen. Handsomely.

[angry growl]

[evil laugh]

[suspenseful music]

Any last wish before I feed you to the fish?

I'd like the Horn of Plenty to feed me til I'm full.

We can't wait that long. Once I'm finally rid of you,

I shall return to England with the Horn of Plenty.

Verily, I shall become the most famous kitten that ever walked the Earth.

In fact, I shall replace the Queen herself.

Who needs her when they can have

"Nermal the Plentiful"?

Liz, while we're still on this side of the dirt--

Let's not do last minute confessions just yet, dear.

[intriguing music]

Her Majesty’s private fleet? But how?

The Queen must be here in the Caribbean.

Oh, she's way closer than you think.

But you're... You're really the... Her Royal...

[muttering worriedly]

Sink me. If Liz is the Queen of England, I'm the Queen of--

-[confused bark] -Never mind.

|narrator] It was true.

The resemblance between the woman before him

and the woman on the money proved it was she.

When my royal lasagna went missing,

I decided to go undercover and infiltrate the pirating world myself.

[whistling]

My Royal Navy fleet was never far behind.

I kept them informed of our whereabouts

through daily bottled messages.

I thought pirates were all heartless, treacherous scoundrels.

I was wrong.

There's also courage, selflessness and friendship in your world.

Thanks for making me a part of it, if but only for a little while.

And for as long as its wondrous powers endure,

this magical artifact shall be used to feed the hungry.

-That would be us. -[barking happily]

Your Majesty, I can explain everything.

As for Commodore Nermal, such treason and insufferable arrogance

deserves a special punishment.

Unfortunately, nothing pops to mind right this very minute.

[whispering]

[laughing]

Oh.

Help! Somebody let me out of here.

I'm really famous...

[narrator] And so it was that the insufferable Commodore

was shipped far, far away to a place the locals called Abu Dhabi.

Gee, I wonder whose idea that was.

[narrator] Mackookoo and his pirate were sentenced to a long,

long time in a room with bars.

[grunting]

Gee. It's great to be locked up with a brilliant conversationalist.

[narrator] But because of their heroism,

Captain Garfield and his canine companion received a royal pardon

for all acts of piracy.

They were thus present when Sir Arbuckle and The Queen

were wed.

Do you, Your Majesty,

take this man as your king?

I do.

And do you, Sir Arbuckle,

take this woman as your queen?

I do.

I now pronounce you a royal wedding.

[cheers]

-Doesn't the bride look beautiful? -All brides look beautiful.

-She'd be better looking with a tail. -[both] True.

[narrator] And they lived happily ever after...

[sobbing] I'm sorry.

I always cry at weddings. [blows his nose loudly]

As for Captain Garfield and Odie,

they renounced their pirating ways to become the royal, pampered pets and--

Never mind us. This whole thing needs a closing song.

-Ladies, will you favor us? -[all] We thought you'd never ask.

♪ And so it seems that life is grand With Nermal in another land ♪

♪ And Garfield has promised Liz To get out of the pirate biz ♪

♪ The Queen has found the perfect mate ♪

♪ And it was truly worth the wait ♪

[all] ♪ So join us now and we will celebrate ♪

[cheering]

[all] ♪ Yo! We say yo! We say yo! ♪

♪ We say yo ♪

♪ Bachelorhood he once thought would ♪

♪ Give me a life that's very good ♪

♪ But being wed to her instead Will be all that the poets said ♪

[all] ♪ Bachelorhood He once thought would ♪

♪ Give him a life that's very good ♪

♪ But being wed To her instead ♪

♪ Will be all that the poets said ♪

♪ Will be all that the poets said Will be all that the poets said ♪

I love weddings.

Especially when they're catered by the Horn of Plenty.

Chicken chow mein.

Pizza with no anchovies. Meatball sandwich.

Lemme have a couple more tacos. I like it.

[joyful music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR