Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

I'm glad you agreed to join us in our quest for the Horn of Plenty.

Maybe it's in our best interest to work together.

And where shall we look for the missing part of that map of yours?

Gloogloo Island.

[screaming]

Throw us the two parts of the treasure map first.

Ye should never trust a parrot's word!

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

[off-key singing]

[Odie howling]

[off-key singing continues]

I haven't seen fish run like that

since I went to that all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.

What on earth could possibly make such an abominable sound?

[laughing]

That would be us.

[laughing]

Thanks for scaring those sharks away, fair ladies.

"Fair"? Oh, please.

They're just big sardines with way too much makeup.

You're welcome.

We weren't going to let those mean bad sharks

devour such a handsome lad, were we, girls?

No, we weren't.

[laughing]

Men!

[Garfield clearing his throat]

Pardon me, but we have bigger fish to fry...

No offense.

None taken.

You have amazing vocal talents.

Thank you.

Of course, we could show you, if you'd like.

No thanks. We're good.

♪ When you're a mermaid You spend your days ♪

♪ Hanging around all the beaches and bays ♪

♪ The land's inviting Seems so exciting ♪

♪ But still we have to stay here by the water where we sing this phrase ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ You're on a rock the whole afternoon ♪

♪ They give us two weeks off every June ♪

♪ The land is calling ♪

♪ It seems enthralling ♪

♪ But still we have to stay here by the water where we sing this tune ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ To live like this ♪

♪ It may seem wrong ♪

♪ But in each piracy tale ♪

♪ We serenade and we get paid ♪

♪ That’s a good reason we belong ♪

♪ Here by the water with this song ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

How about we escort you back to your boat?

Yeah! We'll protect you from those mean nasty sharks.

Well, if you wouldn't mind...

Oh no. We'll go fetch yer rowing boat.

[eerie music]

[adventure music]

[narrator] Soon, the mermaids were taking their new friends back to their ship...

Floor it, Sea-witches. We don't have all day.

[groaning with the effort] We're doing the best we can.

Thanks, ladies.

You're more than welcome, Sir Arbuckle.

Come visit us again.

We know lots more songs!

I'll bet you do.

[Garfield] So long.

[barking]

[soft music]

[adventure music]

Now that Mackookoo and Nermal have two-thirds of the treasure map,

we might as well call it quits.

[yawning]

Despair not, me buckos,

for I had time to decipher a note scribbled on the back of the second part,

right before tossing it over to our enemies.

You did.

It said that the third and final piece of the map

was stolen by Purple Beard...

[screaming]

Oh, you've heard of him?

Every scallywag knows of Purple Beard.

The most feared pirate in all of the Caribbean.

Was. No one has seen him in years.

He made the front page news of Pirate Monthly,

"Purple Beard's puzzling disappearance."

His ship, the Purple Turtle, went missing

while sailing North of Tarantula Island.

[muttering]

And I'll bet our entire loot of lasagna

that's where we'll find that worm riddled parrot

and his treacherous furry partner.

Yo-ho-ho, me hearties!

Fly the banner up the high mast!

We're setting sail for Tarantula Island.

[adventure music]

[squawking]

I can see Tarantula Island.

Soon the last part of the treasure map shall be mine.

[Nermal] Uh...

Ours! We're in this together, remember?

[laughing]

Of course.

Once we find the Horn of Plenty, I shall rule over the seven seas and--

Arrr!

Not now!

Ye're interrupting my villainous monologue, Fat Pirate.

Where was I? Ah yes.

-Once the Horn of Plenty is finally m-- -[fat pirate] Arrr!

What is it?

[ominous music]

[screaming]

[intriguing music]

I apologize, Liverpool Liz.

I don't know what came over me.

Those mermaids must have had me under a magic spell.

A magic spell?

Please!

That's the lamest excuse if there ever was one.

[soft music]

Oh please, forgive me.

Never!

I won't listen to any more of your lies.

I'd rather be eaten alive by a giant whale!

[screaming]

[ominous music]

[screaming]

Is everyone all right?

Where are we? Why is it so dark?

[intriguing music]

[gasping]

Shiver me timbers! We're... We're...

In deep trouble.

Wait. Where's Cap'n Garfield?

Captain Garfield!

He's gotta be in here someplace. He got swallowed up like the rest of us.

[suspenseful music]

[gasping]

Hey,

isn't that him over there?

Oh.

[sad music]

I think that is him.

-But he looks... -He can't be.

[Odie whimpering]

It... It is Captain Garfield.

He can't be...

[howling]

[sobbing]

No!

Buck up, men.

The Cap'n would have wanted us to be strong.

[sobbing]

[sad music]

[sobbing]

Hey!

Can't a guy take a nap inside a whale

without everybody jumping to conclusions?

Our Cap'n is alive! Yo-ho-ho!

Well, let's set to it. Where's me ship?

Where be the 'Cat O'Nine Tails'?

I'm afraid this is it, Cap'n.

Oh!

[Mackookoo cawing] So glad ye finally made it!

Mackookoo!

Out of all the giant whales in the ocean,

why did ye have to pick this one?

'Tis no time for bickering, me bucko.

I suggest we call a temporary truce

'til we get out of here alive.

[growling]

[sniffing]

We're doomed! We'll never get out of here and worst of all,

the world shall no longer be graced by my breathtaking beauty!

Hey, have we met somewhere before?

Yer face seems familiar.

Commodore Nermal acts like he knows you.

He must have me confused with someone else.

[Odie muttering]

'Tis sailcloth! It's from the Purple Turtle.

-Purple Beard's vessel! -[gasping]

This whale must have swallowed Purple Beard, too.

Odie, can ye find him for us?

[muttering]

You already have?

[muttering]

Then take me to him.

[barking]

[adventure music]

The brave dog led the others deeper into that whale's gut.

-[Odie barking] -[Garfield gasping]

And more importantly, they found what must have been

the Purple Beard.

The part of him, anyway.

[Garfield] He's lost weight. And beard.

But you know what he does have?

The last piece of the map!

[cawing] The map!

[suspenseful music]

I'll be holding onto that, Mackookoo.

Sure, mate. Of course you will.

So now we have the map to the Horn of Plenty.

A lot of good it'll do us stuck in here

'til we all look like Purple Beard.

There must be some kind of way out of here.

[narrator] It was the time of defeat.

It was the time of despair.

It was the time in one of these stories when someone says:

"It's a crazy idea, but it just might work."

It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.

Commodore Nermal, I'll need your candlestick.

What?

Everyone! Take cover, or something.

Sir Arbuckle? If we don't get out of here, I...

I forgive you about that whole mermaid incident.

I don't exactly deserve a gold star for best behavior.

What do you mean?

I'm not really who I said I was.

Well then... who are you?

I'm really...

[explosion]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[growling]

Wow. I didn't think that would work either.

[shouts of joy]

Indeed, it looked as if Cap'n Garfield and his band of merry scallywags

were back in action.

But what terrible ordeals awaited them on their quest

to find the Horn of Plenty?

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR