Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

I am Sir Arbuckle III.

I was on my way to track down a mythical treasure,

the Horn of Plenty.

[adventure music]

Mackookoo, I challenge you to a Pirate Showdown.

You may have won this battle, Cap'n Garfield.

It's me boat.

Not anymore it isn't.

|intriguing music]

You must be mistaken.

This is indeed the 'Cat O'Nine Tails', Cap'n Garfield's vessel!

Yeah! You can tell it's mine 'cause it's full of canned lasagna.

Not anymore.

A one-eyed parrot sold it to me for three measly Doubloons...

[Odie whimpering]

That blasted, cargo-thieving parrot!

And what is thy lovely name, fair lady?

[soft music]

I'm... Liverpool Liz.

I've heard no tales about any pirate named Liverpool Liz.

Me neither!

♪ When someone says Liverpool Liz Everyone knows just who that is ♪

♪ On all the ships and all the piers I am the queen of buccaneers ♪

♪ No sailing ship is safe from me The crews I conquer all agree ♪

♪ I'm the greatest of their fears I am the queen of buccaneers ♪

♪ I plunder ships most ev'ry day My crewman shout hip-hip hurray ♪

♪ They give me great applause and cheers I am the queen of buccaneers ♪

♪ At last your crew is just your crew ♪

♪ They'll never know the real you ♪

♪ And if someday a pair of lips Should conquer me as I seize ships ♪

♪ He will not draw too many tears ♪

♪ From the poor queen of buccaneers ♪

I tell you what:

how about I hire you as my crew?

Mine just... called in sick. Bubonic plague or somethin' like that.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of that going around.

Me, a mere crewmember on me own ship?

Not gonna happen!

Not so smartly, rapscallions!

Arrest them and seize their treasure map handsomely!

[shouting]

[action music]

All things considered... we'll accept yer generous offer.

Fine! Hop on board!

[action music continues]

[screaming]

[splashing]

They're getting away!

Do something!

We're too late! That mangy cat escaped!

What are you doing here?

Same as ye! Trying to stop Cap'n Garfield.

Since it appears we both want the same thing,

maybe it's in our best interest to work together.

And why would I need ye?

Because I know something ye don't...

[cawing]

[cawing]

You've got yourself a partner, mate.

[cackling]

[intriguing music]

[narrator] On the 'Cat O'Nine Tails' cruised,

deeper and deeper into the Caribbean...

-[cheerful music] -[snoring]

That hot bath was really long overdue!

Good afternoon, Liverpool Liz.

What?

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

Is something wrong?

Sir Arbuckle?

You...

You clean up pretty good, Arbuckle.

[cheerful music continues]

[moaning]

I say, you look a little... seasick!

Seasick? Of course not!

Not with all the years I've logged aboard ships.

I'm glad you agreed to join us in our quest for the Horn of Plenty.

Why not? To accompany you on a real treasure hunt?

I daresay that would be quite marvelous indeed!

Er... Arrr! Yo-ho-ho! I'm in!

And where shall we look for the missing part of that map of yours?

Gloogloo Island.

[gasping]

Gloogloo Island?

Every scallywag knows better about setting foot on that cursed island!

Relax. There's no such thing as an island with a curse on it

except in cartoons.

Wait a minute. This is a cartoon.

[teeth chattering]

♪ Off we go in quest of treasure Finding it will be our pleasure ♪

[cry of joy]

♪ Off we go upon a quest Looking for a hidden chest ♪

[cry of joy]

♪ I can see the jewels and gold Such a picture to behold ♪

♪ Riches far beyond compare Are just sitting, waiting there ♪

♪ That's when we will live like kings Buying such expensive things ♪

♪ Having servants will be grand Waiting on us foot and hand ♪

[all] ♪ Yo! We say yo ♪

♪ We say yo ♪

[all] ♪ And heave ho ♪

♪ I will quit this bad career Nevermore a buccaneer ♪

♪ No more "Time to walk the plank" Once I have a private bank ♪

[all] ♪ Yo! We say yo ♪

♪ We say yo We say yo ♪

♪ Piracy as you can see Is really not a life for me ♪

♪ But being rich Is something which ♪

♪ I think would be a welcome switch ♪

♪ Piracy you must agree Is really not a life for me ♪

♪ But being rich is something which I think would be a welcome switch ♪

♪ I think would be a welcome switch I think would be a welcome switch ♪

[narrator] And soon, our band of merry scallywags

sailed past the deadly reefs of Craggledoom

around the bay of Point Dread

and far beyond the Gangrene Peninsula,

on their way to the cursed shores of Gloogloo Island.

But, unbeknownst to our heroes,

an evil mastermind and his insufferable new sidekick

had already beaten them to it!

The narrator doesn't seem to like me.

See? I told ye they'd be setting sail for Gloogloo Island.

[cawing] Perfect.

Let those addle pates do all the dirty work,

then we'll steal both parts of their treasure map!

[cackling]

[narrator] Before long, the 'Cat O'Nine Tails' had reached Gloogloo Island.

[suspenseful music]

There's something scary about this forest...

Somewhere on this island is another piece of the map

to the Horn of Plenty.

[whining]

[suspenseful music]

[whimpering]

[Garfield] I'll settle for a good hot dog stand.

[gobbling]

Let me handle this.

During my time as a castaway, I've learned to channel my inner-animal

and communicate with any life form...

[clearing throat]

Guzzi guzzi gooo! Whooza pretty birdy?

Whooza pretty birdy? Guzzi guzzi goo!

[gobbling]

[screaming]

I'm not sure but I think he just said,

"I'd like to serve your family

"with giblet gravy for Thanksgiving dinner!"

[growling]

[lively music]

Sorry!

[all rapping] ♪ Bobby blew a bubble And then he blew a double ♪

♪ Got into a squabble Gobble, gobble, gobble ♪

♪ Randy rocked the rubble And found himself in trouble ♪

♪ Got into a squabble Gobble, gobble, gobble ♪

♪ Gobble, gobble, gobble A cobbler has to cobble ♪

♪ Gobble, gobble, gobble A hobbler has to hobble ♪

♪ Gobble, gobble, gobble A bobbler has to bobble ♪

♪ Gobble, gobble, gobble A squabbler has to squabble ♪

[whimpering]

You will be happy to hear we have decided to release you.

Good.

Three of you, that is. The cat will stay with us.

Bad.

Leave him and we will let you leave this island.

Oh!

You can't leave Captain Garfield here.

Yeah. What they said.

We can't leave without what we came for...

a piece of the map to the Horn of Plenty.

Hand me the piece of map.

[intriguing music]

Here it is. Now, do we have a deal?

The map and your freedom for the cat.

You have a deal.

Sir Arbuckle! You can't.

[narrator] But Captain Garfield had figured out what was on the mind

of Sir Arbuckle and it was a clever plan...

They were released, the map was given to them

and Sir Arbuckle handed over the cat...

He is asleep. Allow him the privilege of a final nap.

[gobbling]

[suspenseful music]

Prepare him for dinner.

I have long yearned to feast on roast pussycat with all the trimmings.

[barking]

[suspenseful music]

[gobbling]

-[squeaking] -This is a stuffed toy!

We have been tricked!

After them!

[suspenseful music]

Glad I took that toy of Cap'n Garfield along in my backpack!

[suspenseful music continues]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[ominous music]

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

Throw us the two parts of the treasure map first,

and I'll ask me bucko here to maneuver close enough

so ye can hop on the crow's nest...

And how do we know you'll keep your word?

[cawing]

Parrot's honor!

[gobbling]

[screaming]

We don't have much choice, Cap'n Garfield.

[cawing]

[soft music]

Hey! But you said...

"But you said. But you said."

[laughing]

Ye should never trust a parrot's word!

Again we see there's nothing ye can possess

which I cannot take away, Cap'n Garfield!

Ye'll regret this, me bucko!

[gobbling]

Well... It was a pleasure knowing you, lads...

I just wanted to say that...

Er...

[gobbling]

[screaming]

[intriguing music]

[gobbling]

There they were, floating in the sea.

[suspenseful music]

[moaning in terror]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR