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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[adventure music]

Captain Garfield!

Seize the dread pirate Garfield

and throw him in my dungeon.

Guards, seize them!

[growling]

Mackookoo?

Stealing what was briefly yours!

[cackling]

Captain Garfield, we're not alone!

[screaming]

[teeth chattering]

Sorry...

I didn't mean to scare you.

It's all right. Do you have any food on you?

Wait. I know you!

You're the famous pirate, Cap'n Garfield!

And I? He doesn't know who I am?

I envy the man.

Oh, where are my manners?

I am Sir Arbuckle the Third. Please, make yourself at home.

Care for some oysters?

[buzzing]

[gasping]

Ye might want to check the expiration date on the shells there.

There's nothing else to eat around here.

Oh, before my boat sank,

I was on my way to track down a mythical treasure...

the Horn of Plenty.

Ancient lore has it that whosoever owns it

can conjure up any food he ever craves.

Wow!

I wouldn't have to move a finger to get fed.

Pirating is way too much work if ye ask me...

I would most certainly be knighted by the Queen

if I brought her back such a wondrous present.

[both] I must get that Horn of Plenty.

[lively music]

Easy, lads.

Sadly, I only have one third of the map.

[thudding]

It says here that one of the missing parts is hidden on Gloogloo Island.

Oh!

But in order to get there, we'd have to find a way off this island.

How?

There's nothing here except that silly tree and that wooden bucket.

[intriguing music]

It's a rubber tree.

[gasping]

Rubber. That's the stuff they'll be using

to make balloons for birthday parties in a few hundred years.

[narrator] The wily pirate took the sap of the rubber tree

and, employing a hollow branch,

blew a large sack.

[adventure music]

He then filled it with hot air from a small fire

that Sir Arbuckle had built for warmth.

What neither Commodore Nermal nor Sir Arbuckle knew

was that hot air weighs less than cool air.

That causes the hot air to rise.

[screaming]

[adventure music continues]

The wind is blowing us due North.

Which means we're heading towards Aruba Island.

Aruba Island? The Pirate haven?

What do you want to go there for?

'Tis a neutral ground,

and the nearest port where Mackookoo

can smuggle such a large amount of canned lasagna.

I'll reclaim me jolly-boat

and me hearties and then, we can go treasure hunting.

Here. Let me speed up our voyage a bit.

[screaming]

[lively music]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[teeth chattering]

A few turns of the hourglass later,

our merry band of buccaneers landed gracefully on Aruba Island.

All right, perhaps not so gracefully.

[soft music]

Welcome to Aruba Island.

[Nermal] Hold on a grain' of sand.

Ye're still a wanted criminal, ye wretched freebooter.

I wouldn't do that if I were ye, me bucko.

No one's allowed to draw weapons on Aruba Island.

[gasping]

[grunting]

Is this place really full of pirates?

Just listen.

[crowd] Arr! Arr! Arr!

Hear those "arr"?

Guess so.

[Jon] "Pirate-Mart." "4 Star Pirate Hotel."

"Pirate Fashion?"

The place's gone a tad commercial since me last visit.

[intriguing music]

♪ I have everything you need ♪

♪ And all guaranteed ♪

♪ I've been selling them for years ♪

♪ Pirate souvenirs ♪

♪ Do not listen to that man ♪

♪ He just sells junk ♪

♪ To ev'ry passing punk ♪

♪ My wares will bring cheers Pirate souvenirs ♪

♪ If you're looking for a real good deal ♪

♪ What I have here is a steal ♪

♪ Stay away from him, he charges more ♪

♪ I have bargains you'll adore ♪

[all] ♪ So time to make a great selection ♪

♪ As our time of closing nears ♪

♪ Let me be your new connection For pirate souvenirs ♪

♪ So time to make a great selection ♪

♪ As our time of closing nears Let me be your new connection ♪

♪ For pirate souvenirs ♪

Cap'n Garfield, official merchandise!

Buy two, get one free.

Why don't they sell Commodore Nermal plush toys?

I'm so way cuter than that bloke.

Get your own show and we'll see about it.

It'll be three doubloons for the toy, Sir.

I'm afraid I don't have any money.

I just spent the last twelve months stranded on a desert island.

Yeah, yeah. I hear that one everyday.

How 'bout I trade it for some oysters?

-[screaming] -[alarm blaring]

[kid] Ye can have the toy for free.

Just go away.

[cheerful music]

[Garfield] Behold! "Vito's Inn."

Best "All-Ye-Can-Eat-Pizza" in the whole Caribbean.

And I'll bet ye a plate of freshly baked lasagna

that's where we'll find that scurvy parrot.

[royal sailor] Psst!

Commodore Nermal!

Er... I'll be back in a jiffy, lads.

What are your orders, Sir?

Let's just wait for these two fools.

When they least expect it, we'll arrest them,

and the treasure map shall be mine!

By Jove! An actual pirate hangout.

-[chatter] -[joyful music]

And here's that mangy parrot!

[sniffing]

Mmmm... canned lasagna in my ristorante?

I don't know.

"Don't know?" Vito, me bucko.

I have cases of it to sell you.

And at 50,000 doubloons, it's really a bargain.

Oh, and hey, I tell you what.

Act now and I'll throw in those prisoners as a bonus.

[Odie growling]

I could do with some cheap labor in the kitchen.

Fine! We have a deal.

[Garfield] Not so fast, Mackookoo!

[dramatic music]

[cawing]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

The cat!

-[Odie barking] -[Squeak] Cap'n, me Cap'n!

We knew ye'd come to rescue us.

Mackookoo, I challenge ye to a Pirate Showdown.

[all gasping]

[cheering]

Whoever eats more pizza wins the showdown.

If I win, I leave with me hearties, the 'Cat O'Nine Tails',

and the whole swag of lasagna.

[cawing]

And what's in it for me?

If I lose, ye keep everything

and I'll be yer personal slave forever.

[cawing]

Now you're talking! I accept the Pirate Showdown.

Prepare for a most humiliating defeat.

A bird's appetite doesn't stand a chance against me legendary gut.

Who said I was the one doing all the eating?

Under the rules of the Pirate Showdown,

a bloke can appoint a designated eater in his place.

So...

So I appoint him.

Arr!

[narrator] Within moments, the wager was on.

The two pirates would face each other on the twin fields of honor

and mozzarella.

[adventure music]

Vito, bring forth the flatbreads.

Parmesan with anchovy topping as per yer request!

Anchovy?

B I hate anchovies on pizza!

Oh, you do? [laughing]

Sorry. Must have slipped me mind!

I'll skewer yer gizzard,

ye slovenly swab.

[grunting]

[suspenseful music]

[Odie whimpering]

[cheering]

[lively music]

[Odie whimpering]

[all gasping]

[laughing]

Hey, this isn't half bad.

[cheering]

By the way, folks. This episode is a work of fiction.

I really still do hate anchovies on my pizza.

[cheering]

[whispering]

[all cheering]

[Mackookoo] Eat up, you over-stuffed bilge-rat.

[thudding]

[cawing]

Wake up, wake up!

You have to win this showdown.

If Captain Garfield can finish this pizza, he wins!

[gasping]

[suspenseful music]

Hurray!

[all cheering]

[groaning]

[cheering]

[cheerful music]

I'm glad to see ye too, ye scurvy seadog.

Hand me the keys to me boat, Mackookoo.

[cawing]

Ye may have won this battle, Cap'n Garfield.

But as we say, it ain't over 'til the Fat Pirate sings.

[laughing]

[narrator] Now reunited with his crew,

Captain Garfield and his mates adjourned to the pier where ships were moored.

[gasping]

[growling]

Where on earth did that limey parrot anchor the 'Cat O'Nine Tails'?

I can't see it anywhere here.

Oh, wait.

[beeping]

This way.

[lively music]

Me ship!

Everyone aboard.

The first person who puts a foot on my boat

loses that foot!

Oh, by the way:

arrr!

Yer boat? It's me boat!

Not any more, it isn't.

[Odie muttering]

[narrator] Who is this mysterious woman?

And why is Captain Garfield's ship now hers?

[adventure music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR