Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

So, Jon's been fired as sheriff, which means

that Deputies Garfield and Odie have been fired too.

Doc Whipple, you can boo him later,

has the map to Glitter Gulch,

an entire canyon of gold, they say.

Can anyone stop this snake from becoming the richest man in the world?

If someone's going to,

they'd better soon, 'cause this is the last chapter.

If you'd just let me talk to him about being in the movie...

I'm sorry. He's on the phone to the head of the studio...

Not to worry, sir. I've just made an addition to the cast...

The biggest, most wonderful star in the world.

Can you guess who it is? Nope, not him.

Nope, not him either. One more guess.

Wrong again. It's me!

[muffled laughter from phone]

-[Nermal groaning] -[laughter continues]

-[laughter continues] -I can wait.

-[laughter continues] -Laugh all you want. Doesn't bother me.

-[laughter continues] -Here.

Hang this up when he stops laughing or gets replaced.

Whichever occurs first. I'll slate the scene.

Scene whatever number this is. Take one.

OK. I've gotta get into costume.

[western music]

Come the next morning, Doc Whipple was ready.

They had the map now to give them directions.

This was the day they would go for the gold.

Why do we need the extra wagons?

Because we're going to bring back a lot of gold.

[horses neighing]

What are those men up to?

-[Odie muttering] -I'm going out to look for a job, guys.

We'll see if there are openings for a guy who was sheriff

for half of yesterday.

Doc Whipple is up to something and it reminds me of Jon's cooking.

-It really smells. -[doorbell ringing]

[Odie whining]

[gasping] You?

May I come in?

Why aren't you with Doc Whipple?

That's right. I figured out you were working for him.

Not anymore. When I did, I overheard his entire plan.

I need to tell you about it.

Hmm.

[door slamming]

When I saw what he did to poor Sheriff Jon,

I just had to tell you. It was all a plot

to get his hands on that map to Glitter Gulch.

Jon needs to know this.

-[Odie barking] -[Garfield grunting]

[Garfield moaning]

[ominous music]

Those three guys?

They're the Mustache Mob without their mustaches? If I could expose this plan,

I could capture them, too.

The only trouble is we don't know where Glitter Gulch is.

-[Odie yipping] -I do.

Rufus! How could you know where it is?

On account of I'm the guy who found it 57 years ago.

Rufus, this is very important.

-Can you lead us to Glitter Gulch? -Why, sure.

But I won't go in. The place is just lousy with lizards.

And I just hate lizards.

Huh?

[giggling]

I'll get my gear and we'll go. [thudding]

[giggling]

Nermal! What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be over there directing.

When Jon was singing about how he wanted to be a cowboy...

I got to thinking about how I always wanted to be a movie star. So...

Can you ride a horse?

No. But we're not going to ride horses. [whistling]

We'll go to Glitter Gulch in luxury.

Nermal, there were no stretch limousines in the old west.

So? There were no zombies, ninjas or talking cats, either.

-[Odie muttering] -Well, you've got a point.

[western music]

[rat] Out on the desert, Doc Whipple was busy

reading directions he found on the map.

It says here we look for a lake

and make a U-turn...

[western music continues]

While in the limo, a meal was catered.

Our heroes travelled in luxury's lap.

[Garfield] The box lunches were a nice touch, Nermal.

Hey, don't thank me. The studio's paying for all this.

A half mile ahead, turn left at the big rock.

[groaning]

And remember!

When we get there, I'm waitin' outside in the car.

There's too many lizards in there.

I don't think Doc Whipple's going to let a few lizards

keep him from billions of dollars worth of gold.

[rat] Soon, Doctor Whipple was near to the finish.

Soon they'd arrived where the map said to go.

Was there a valley of gold past the mountains?

That was the thing they all wanted to know.

Let's see, the map says to squeeze through that opening.

[laughing]

If I could just get through here.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[Dr. Whipple] It's true, it's true!

Gold everywhere, just like the legend said.

Gold everywhere and it's all mine!

[Jon] Well, maybe not.

They won't let you keep that gold in prison.

No one's going to arrest us. [laughing]

Remember, he's the sheriff now.

And we're his deputies.

Once the Mayor finds out they're the Mustache Mob

and they've been doing all those robberies and that they work for you...

The mayor will find someone to arrest you.

[Odie barking]

Badges or no badges...

We don't need no stinkin' badges!

-We're taking you in. -No, you're not.

-Men? -[ominous music]

-[gasping] -Are those things loaded?

Looks that way. We should have figured they'd be packing custard.

You're not coming between me and all this gold.

[gasping]

-[roaring] -What's that?

I can't believe it.

[screaming]

[roaring]

[all] Dinosaurs!

Oh. So that's what he meant by lizards.

[screaming]

This is awesome!

This is just what my western movie needed.

Dinosaurs! Why didn't I think of-- [screaming]

-[roaring] -[screaming]

Huh? [gasping]

[roaring]

I may regret this but...

-[screaming] -[thundering footsteps]

[suspenseful music]

Nermal! Didn't you know there were going to be dinosaurs in your movie?

[roaring]

Well, uh, I...

I thought you wrote this movie.

[roaring]

I paid someone else to write it for me!

A guy who writes cheap science-fiction movies!

[screaming] I gave him three hundred dollars!

[roaring]

Forget about the gold, Whipple!

Yeah! Let's just get outta here!

Forget about the gold? Never!

-[gasping] -[roaring]

-[roaring] -[screaming]

[grunting and screaming]

[roaring]

-[screaming] -[roaring]

[screaming]

-[screaming] -[roaring]

[roaring]

-[gasping] -[roaring]

-[moaning in terror] -[thundering footsteps]

Hey!

[roaring]

[screaming]

[moaning in terror]

[screaming]

[ominous music]

[screaming]

-[Odie yipping] -[roaring]

[grunting]

[roaring]

[ominous music]

Help!

[groaning] I can't fit through!

[moaning in terror] [roaring]

You'll have to drop the nuggets!

[grunting and moaning in terror]

[roaring]

All right!

All right!

[snarling]

See? That's why I don't like lizards.

That's the last time I pay three hundred dollars for a screenplay.

[Luke] After that,

we give up. -Yeah, we'd like to surrender, Sheriff.

I'm not the sheriff.

You will be. Again.

[giggling]

I think we'll be back in the deputy business.

[barking happily]

[western music]

So the big lizards remained in their canyon.

They just remained there and guarded the gold.

None of the folks there would speak of what happened.

There are some stories that shouldn't be told.

Old Doc Whipple and his three assistants

would have to serve out a decade or two.

Jon got his job back and got to be sheriff.

Maybe his dreams would now finally come true.

Nice singing there, partner.

Thank you very much.

We'll see you on the CD of the soundtrack.

Well, it looks like you two got to be friends.

Why shouldn't we be? We have something in common.

We both admire you very much.

And we agree you two will make a wonderful couple.

So, what do you think, boss?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Straight to DVD, huh?

Oh, well. We'll kill overseas.

What?

What's he saying?

He thinks it still needs a bigger finish.

Bigger than dinosaurs?

Whatever you say, boss.

You know, the one thing left that would make me happy, Garfield,

would be for you to eat healthier.

Will you do that for me?

Yes. From now on,

I will subsist on small portions of tofu and trail mix.

Remember: This is a movie. I didn't promise that in real life.

Which reminds me. Is this movie about over?

Not yet. The studio thinks it needs a bigger finish.

Could I have my zombie, please?

-[zombie groaning] -Great! And my ninjas? Ninjas, you're on!

[ninjas shouting]

And Sloth People!

Sloth People to the set!

And me! I want to be in it, too!

-And don't forget me! -Let's have the dinosaurs take a bow.

-[screaming] -[roaring]

You know, there are times when I really love show business.

This is not one of those times.

♪ Everyone's happy, at least it would seem ♪

♪ Jon's back as sheriff just like in his dream ♪

♪ Things will be peaceful here day after day ♪

♪ Now that Doc Whipple has been locked away ♪

♪ So has the secret of Glitter Gulch gold ♪

♪ It may not ever be told ♪

Looks like we have a happy ending

for everyone except the bad guys.

Cool.

[western music]

[Miss Kitty Litter] ♪ Meow ♪

♪ Arlene and Garfield are happy, I can tell ♪

♪ Especially if she can make lasagna real well ♪

[all] ♪ Let us all celebrate their western-type romance ♪

♪ This would be a good time to do our cowboy dance ♪

[cheering]

[screaming]

[joyful western music]

[zombie groaning]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR