Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[rat] Garfield is the deputy of this town,

but the thoroughly rotten Doc Whipple is out to get him and sheriff Jon fired.

Whipple hired the lovely Miss Kitty Litter to help him reach his gold

and now another Whipple employee, Big Bad Bruno,

has challenged Garfield to a contest

to see which of them is the fastest eater in the west.

Please folks, no wagering.

[Nermal] Don't call us. We'll call you.

[grumbling]

[ringtone]

Phone call for you, Mr. Director.

I don't have time. We're about to film the big eating contest.

It's the head of the studio.

[screaming]

Hi, boss.

[all gasping]

It's going great down here on the set. This is going to be the best movie--

Oh, you have? Oh, you don't?

-[angry voice muffled] -Oh!

-You're right. It needs something. -[sighing]

I'll work on it. Bye.

[thudding]

They don't like what they've seen?

They think it needs something and they're right.

Zombies?

I'm still trying to find a place to use my zombie and my ninjas.

I paid a lot of money for those ninjas.

[groaning]

All right, people and whatever else you are!

This is scene 33, Garfield and Big Bad Bruno's eating showdown.

Lights! Camera! Pasta!

[growling]

Very well! This is a contest to determine who's the faster eater in all the west!

We all know who's going to win!

It's going to be Deputy Garfield!

[cheering]

Rufus, Rufus, quiet.

Now, remember the rules.

The loser has to move back east

and live on nothing but raisins for the rest of his life!

[all gasping]

[growling]

[whistling]

[soft western music]

On your mark...

get set... eat!

[cheering]

[western music]

For the next hour, lasagna was eaten.

Two men competing for honor bestowed.

One of them would be the west's fastest eater.

That was of course if he didn't explode.

Yeah!

I could take either one of them with half my mouth tied behind my back.

Looks like Bruno's starting to weaken...

[all cheering]

[moaning]

[groaning]

The winner and still fastest eater in the west: Deputy Garfield!

[cheering]

[Miss Kitty Litter] Garfield, you won!

You ate six hundred and twenty-seven lasagnas!

Is there anything you want to say?

Yes.

Hey, Bruno! Are you going to finish that?

[growling]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[lively western music]

Please, please! No brawling in my ristorante!

Tell him. He's the one brawling!

When I get my hands on you...

[screaming]

[western music continues]

How about if we have a nice, peaceful discussion?

[growling]

[Garfield screaming]

Now, look what you've done. Seven years bad luck.

Please, please! My poor pizzeria!

What?

[intriguing music]

[suspenseful music]

[growling]

[suspenseful music continues]

Hey!

Where are you?

Who turned out the lights?

[groaning]

[screaming]

[victorious music]

[barking happily]

You're my hero, Deputy!

[cheering]

[screaming]

Garfield, I have a little gift for you.

Just to show my appreciation for all that you fine lawmen do.

It's in my dressing room. Come on back in a few minutes.

[giggling]

[soft music]

-Uh... -[Odie muttering]

Excuse me. Could I tell you why we need

to get rid of Sheriff Jon and his deputies?

Get rid of them? Why, that Deputy Garfield's the greatest hero I ever seen.

Give that fella a raise, I say.

Having any luck?

None. The town loves Deputy Garfield.

Then we'll have to find some other way to get rid of them.

Zeke, Luke... You sure all this is worth it?

What? Sure it is.

Doc Whipple, he'll pay us real good once he finds his way to Glitter Gulch.

"Glitter Gulch?"

Someone's fixin' to find the way to Glitter Gulch? Ha!

You see those three clowns that just went by?

They think they're going to find Glitter Gulch.

"Glitter Gulch?" The canyon where there's gold lying all around?

[laughing] That's just a myth.

No, it ain't! Glitter Gulch is a real place

and I oughta know on account of I'm the guy who found it.

Fifty-seven years ago, I did!

And if they ever do find it, boy, are they in for a shock.

All them lizards...

"Lizards?" There's nothing in my copy of the script about lizards.

The actors are ad-libbing again.

They keep not following my script.

Hey! Hey! Hey! I was up until 4:30 in the morning writing this!

Read the lines!

What's the next scene?

Garfield goes to the dressing room of Miss Kitty Litter.

And then comes the big runaway stagecoach scene.

That's good. But we're still missing something...

[chatting happily]

Honey, you're wasting your time cozying up to Deputy Garfield.

He's sweet on Miss Arlene, that schoolteacher.

He can't like everything about her.

Well, I hear he's not wild about her cooking.

She cooks healthy and...

You saw out there how he eats.

Good luck with him.

Miss Kitty Litter? You asked me to come back here.

Yes.

[soft music]

All this mess.

This is what I get for being in a spaghetti western.

Excuse me. Some people outside told me Deputy Garfield was here.

I have his post-lunch midday snack for him.

It's a health food sandwich with vegetables pretending to be meat.

If you're looking for the deputy, I think he's back in the dressing room.

Thank you.

[barking]

-[suspenseful music] -Oh-oh.

Uh... You said you had a gift for me?

Yes. You've inspired me so much with your great heroism

that I wrote a song for you.

A song? Oh. I was hoping for food.

Then you will love my song...

[voluptuous music]

♪ Ever since my eyes first found you ♪

♪ A moment I will not forget ♪

♪ I wanted to spend my time around you ♪

♪ And be your very special pet ♪

[screaming]

♪ But you Have given me a clue ♪

♪ And to win your heart over I know just what to do ♪

♪ I'll cook you marinara I'll cook you Bolognese ♪

♪ From here to the Sahara No one's better at these ♪

♪ I'll make you fettuccine ♪

♪ I'll make you pizza pie ♪

♪ I'll be your magic genie ♪

♪ If you'll be my guy ♪

Now, could we talk about a little old safe in the sheriff's office?

There's something in there I'd like to...

[Arlene] Is Deputy Garfield in here?

I have his...

Sorry to intrude.

[crying]

Arlene, wait! It's not what you think.

Let her go. She has healthy food for you.

I have cannelloni.

Tell Deputy Garfield I never want to see him again.

-[Odie whimpering] -[Vito whimpering]

I'm going to get on the stagecoach

and move to another sleepy little western town!

[sobbing]

[intriguing music]

[sigh] No mustache.

That Mustache Mob must be miles away from here by now.

[groaning]

[suspenseful music]

[thudding]

Miss Arlene! Miss Arlene, wait!

[Odie muttering]

The stagecoach? To move to another town?

I've got to get on that stagecoach.

[barking]

[cackling] Deputy Garfield just went to get on the stagecoach!

The stagecoach? That would be a perfect way to get rid of him.

I know a shortcut to get there before he does!

Men! Mustaches on!

[cackling]

[suspenseful music]

[growling]

Hop on board, little lady.

Looks like you'll be my only passenger.

We'll be leaving in about a minute.

Thank you.

[suspenseful music continues]

Now, we just sabotage the stagecoach and no more Deputy Garfield.

How do you sabotage a stagecoach?

I know. I used to work on one.

These horses are trained to go wildly out of control if you make this sound.

[creaking]

[neighing]

[screaming]

[action music]

Hey, wait!

I'm supposed to be driving that rig!

Now, see what you gone and done, you idiot.

Yeah! The Deputy ain't even aboard yet.

Well, sorry!

[action music continues]

[screaming]

Help, Garfield!

Awesome! I wrote this.

[panting]

We're too late! The stagecoach has left.

[Odie yapping]

[suspenseful music]

[Nermal] Cut! What an exciting moment!

Let's cut here and take five!

[sighing]

Now?

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR