Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

Nermal's directing a western movie.

Jon's the sheriff and Garfield and Odie are his deputies...

but maybe not for long.

The evil Doc Whipple's out to get them fired and install his men in their place.

It's all part of his plot to get his hands on some gold.

And not just some gold but a whole canyon of the stuff.

I can't wait to see how he's gonna do that.

[western music]

[Nermal] Sorry, folks.

There's no room for any of you in this film.

[groaning]

Everybody wants to be in the movies.

How do you think the picture's going, Squeak?

I dunno. It kinda needs something.

Yeah, you're right. It needs something exciting and today. Something loud.

[ninjas grunting]

[Japanese music]

[grunting continues]

Not that loud.

[zombie groaning]

Uh, what are you doing?

Learning my lines. I could do it with an accent if you like.

-[groaning] -That's great, kid.

-Let's do the next scene. -Places, everybody!

[chattering]

Can you believe it? Mrs. Cauldron got an Emmy Award but not me.

You really deserve one, Garfield.

People, people!

We need you on the set!

[grumbling]

[western music]

Can we do the scene where we explain about Glitter Gulch, please?

You're the director. All right, quiet on the set.

This is scene 24, Doc Whipple's office. Action!

Go out and start a campaign to fire the sheriff.

I have to get that map so I can get all the gold in Glitter Gulch.

[all] Glitter Gulch! [gasping]

[western music]

So just what is Glitter Gulch? People like

to tell the story of a canyon someone found.

As they tell it, there was gold there

on the ground and all around.

Only one man found the canyon and he didn't plan to share.

He would grab up every nugget everywhere

with more to spare. -[roaring]

Something made him run in terror.

Something made his blood run cold.

So he came back empty-handed. Never told about the gold.

Only told the current sheriff, and he gave his map away.

And the sheriff locked that map up 'till this day or so they say.

'Till this day or so they say.

[Mayor] The combination is 25, 13,

25.

I can remember that. What do we keep in the safe?

Records and files, mostly. Unimportant things

except for this map. It's a map to Glitter Gulch.

Glitter Gulch?

The place with all the gold lying around? I didn't think it really existed.

Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't. But the mayor before me said

this map must never fall

into the hands of anyone who'd try to go there.

And he said that because the mayor before him said that.

-And the mayor before him and the may-- - I get it.

Sounds like that map is trouble.

Someday, there might be a use for it.

But right now, don't let any greedy sidewinder get it.

[gasping] Hmm?

[soft music]

[western music]

Keep an eye on the office, deputies.

I'm going out to search for the members of the Mustache Mob.

I have a detailed description of them here...

"They have mustaches."

I never would have guessed.

Hey, everybody! We need a new sheriff!

And two new deputies!

Huh?

Nope. No mustache.

[laughing] Folks, we really need a new sheriff.

That sheriff has been there too long.

He's only been sheriff for 20 minutes.

Oh. That sheriff doesn't have enough experience on the job.

Why the sheriff's doing nothing!

That ornery Mustache Mob done robbed the First National Bank!

They robbed the Second National Bank!

They robbed the Third National Bank!

Wait a minute.

They haven't robbed the Third National Bank.

Oh, wait. That's tomorrow.

They're good. But I'd better hire a couple more bodies to help me out.

We left in such a hurry I didn't have time to enjoy the lunch you brought me.

I hope you do. And you can have some too, Deputy Odie.

[barking]

What have we got? I hope it's something that starts with "L," ends in "gna"

and has "asan" in the middle. -Nope, no lasagna.

-[Odie whining] -[Garfield groaning]

But I brought lots of wonderful things instead!

Tofu! Spinach salad with yogurt dressing!

Veggie Burgers with imitation cheese substitute!

Alfalfa sprouts! Rice cakes! And for dessert...

-[growling] -More rice cakes!

[Odie whining]

I thought you said you were bringing food.

This is food.

Good, healthy food. And after we're married...

-Married? -This is the kind of meal I'll cook you--

-This? -Three times a day.

Three?

If that's lunch, I'm glad I'm not sheriff anymore.

Please. I'm trying to direct.

[groaning]

[sighing] I don't have much of a part in this film.

Tell me about it. At least you didn't get fired in scene three.

I should have become a zombie. They work all the time.

[groaning]

-If you eat like that, you'll lose this. -Huh?

And you'll weigh a lot less.

Yes. But then there'd be less of me to love.

Okay, I'm going. You will eat that lunch, right?

Of course.

[giggling]

[Arlene] I'll be back this evening with dinner!

An imitation prime rib made completely out of soybean curd.

[sighing] I can't wait.

[western music]

[gobbling]

Be careful. Some of that's getting in your mouth.

Come on. We're going to go eat some real food.

[rat] Here in this town, it was hardly a secret

where you could get the best food anywhere.

For a good pizza and good entertainment...

Things now and then could get rowdy at Vito's.

Sometimes a fight would erupt in a bang.

He made a rule when you walk through the doors there,

you have to check

all your lemon meringue.

-[growling] -Hey! That last slice is mine.

It is not. It's mine!

There were eight slices and you've had your four.

There's nothing lower than a guy who steals

another guy's slice of pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Oh, yeah? Go for it!

[all gasping]

[ominous music]

Stop, stop! There'll be none of this in Vito's place of business!

Out, out! And never darken my swinging doors again!

I hope that's not how they always serve dessert here.

[western music on the piano]

[zombie groaning]

Greetings. Welcome to Vito's. Do you have any pies on you?

If I did, I'd have eaten them by now.

[laughing]

That deputy has a reputation for loving Italian food.

I knew he'd be here soon.

You know what to do. And in case you don't,

I've hired someone else.

He'll be along any second now.

Leave it to me, Doc. I'll take care of him right after I perform.

-Ah. -Oh!

Well, we ain't having much luck

blackening the name of the sheriff and his deputies.

Keep at it. We must get them fired.

[ominous music]

[Jon humming happily]

Nope. No mustache here.

[laughing]

I'll have an order of everything with everything on it.

Oh, and a side of everything.

-[barking] -And the same for him.

[barking]

I will prepare your meal right after I introduce the entertainment.

People, people! Welcome to Vito's.

I am proud to introduce our star attraction...

the song stylings of Miss Kitty Litter!

[cheering and applause]

[cheering continues]

-[western music] -Hey!

♪ If you're feeling all fatigued Let us get you all intrigued ♪

♪ You won't feel down and drained Once you have been entertained ♪

♪ All we ask for is a chance Let us sing and let us dance ♪

♪ Pick a seat in any row Sit right down and watch the show ♪

[cheering]

Hey!

♪ To forget about your aches Here's what we advise ♪

♪ Try the pizza Vito makes While we vocalize ♪

♪ A spotlight, a curtain And not a single mime ♪

♪ We will all make certain You have a happy time ♪

[cheering]

♪ Now people say our dancing's great So light on our paws ♪

♪ If you like it demonstrate With some cheap applause ♪

♪ We're so glad to see you That we are all aglow ♪

♪ We will guarantee you That you enjoy the show ♪

[cheering]

[groaning]

[western music]

[applause]

[cheering and whistling]

-[blowing a kiss] -[Garfield giggling]

[soft western music]

-Oh! -Hey.

[Odie panting]

-[applause] -Oh!

Well, hello there.

Mind if I sit?

I believe you just did.

I'm Deputy Garfield and this is Deputy Odie.

[Odie muttering]

I know who you both are. I hope you like what I do.

You sure sing purty, Miss Kitty Litter.

Say,

is our food ready? -[door slamming open]

[gasping]

[growling]

That's Big Bad Bruno,

the meanest cat for miles around.

-You watch yourself, Deputy. -[Garfield sighing]

Welcome to Vito's, signore.

We request that if you have any pies on you, you leave them here at the door.

-[growling] -Please?

[intriguing music]

[growling]

[heavy footsteps]

[teeth chattering]

[heavy footsteps]

-[gasping] -[screaming]

[heavy footsteps]

I'm looking for the new deputy.

-[Garfield moaning] -[Odie whining]

I'm looking for you, cat.

I hear tell you're the fastest eater in the west.

Well, you know how people exaggerate, say silly things and--

I'm faster.

I beg your pardon?

I'm faster and I'm here to prove it.

I'm challenging you to a showdown.

Lasagna at ten paces.

[giggling]

-[all gasping] -I can't believe it.

[growling]

[growling]

[worried moaning]

[teeth chattering]

[ominous western music]

[growling]

You're on, Bruno. Get ready to put your lunch where your mouth is.

[gasping]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR