Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[alarm ringing]

[upbeat music]

[both] Oh!

[Garfield] You remember Mrs. Cauldron,

the witch?

[Mrs. Cauldron] This is my niece, Abigail.

A thousand years ago, there was a witch named Varicella

who gave her own heart to black magic.

Witches banished Varicella

into my magic spell book.

I want to become as powerful as Varicella.

[panting] Where is that pooch?

Eenie meenie miney mo!

-[Odie screaming] -Odie!

[intriguing music]

"Grab hold of a broomstick

before speaking the following magic words:

Spulchkripia... Krypteris... Dapispherix!"

It doesn't seem to be working.

[Varicella] It isn't "Dapispherix."

It's "Rapispherix."

Cat, what are you doing in here?

[screaming]

[lively music]

"Spulchkripia... Krypteris...

Rapispherix!"

[whooshing sounds]

[screaming]

-[car honking] -[Garfield screaming]

My magic book!

No one steals my magic book!

[screaming]

-[screaming] -[engine revving]

[motor whirring] Buckle up, Raven. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[lively music continues]

[screaming]

[screaming]

-[screaming] -[thudding]

You know, this is actually kind of fun once you get the hang of it.

[screaming]

[zapping]

[screaming]

[zapping]

Except for that part.

And maybe the crashing to Earth part.

Sorry to borrow your book but I need it!

My friend Odie's gone batty on me.

[screaming]

Where's the gas pedal on this thing?

[engine roaring]

[screaming]

[honking]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[cawing]

[cawing]

[gasping] Wow, that was hairy.

[panting] I really need to shake that angry witch.

[Varicella] I just happen to know the perfect spell. Allow me.

"Bubbla-boo-blee-bumbum-boo!"

That sounds like something Jon made for dinner one night.

[bubbling]

No!

That's Garfield, one.

Mrs. Cauldron, nothing.

[groaning]

-[groaning] -Nevermore.

Really?

Garfield steals my magic book

and leaves us stranded in this magic bubble...

and all you can say is "Nevermore"?

What's wrong with you?

My shrink says I have abandonment issues.

For one thousand years,

this magic book has been under my protection...

If someone were to use its magic for their own selfish needs,

she would get out.

And the world would be... nevermore.

[cawing]

[Mrs. Cauldron screaming]

[dramatic music]

[thunderclaps]

[gasping]

[screaming]

-[zapping] -[screaming]

[triumphant music]

The School of Witchery and Witchcraft!

That's where Mrs. Cauldron's niece took Odie

right after turning him into a bat.

Either a witch is having a barbecue nearby

or my broomstick's on...

fire!

[screaming]

-Fire! -[fire alarm ringing]

Hmm.

[Varicella] Don't you dare burn that book.

Sorry, but this is an emergency.

[gasping]

Now would be an appropriate time to panic.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[Varicella] Use one of the spells, you idiot!

Sorry lady, or whatever you are...

But it's too late to play hocus pocus.

[groaning]

[screaming]

-[thudding] -[groaning]

Please note. I'm doing all my own stunts for this show.

We don't use any of those cheap CGI effects.

Fool! You're going to get us both killed!

[screaming]

[crashing]

-[moaning] -[cuckoo clock chiming]

[sighing] Safe.

[thundering footsteps]

[gasping]

Not safe.

[intriguing music]

Odie? Odie?

Where are you?

Knock on every door,

hoping you'll get lucky? -Yeah, book lady.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Unless you have a better idea.

-[screaming] -[growling]

[coughing]

-[hissing] -[screaming]

[gasping]

-[clattering] -[screaming]

[gasping]

[panting]

All you have to do is wish for it out loud.

Help me find Odie.

[intriguing music]

[sighing]

Thanks. I think.

[knocking]

[cuckoo clock chiming]

Odie! Where are you?

Odie? Huh?

What are you staring at?

Aren't you too fat to be a familiar?

Zip it, all of you!

I'm trying to find my dog... errrr, my bat.

[barking]

Odie!

[sighing] Let me get you out of here.

[whimpering]

Hold your tongue, pup.

I'm trying to get you out of here.

-[whining] -Huh?

-[thundering footsteps] -[hubbub]

-[Odie muttering] -Of course you recognize her.

That's Mrs. Cauldron's other niece,

Winona! She's the one who wanted to marry Jon.

-[Odie muttering] -No, I think that was in season three.

♪ Hey, if a witch you want to be ♪

♪ You must learn some things from me ♪

♪ How to make the ugly cute ♪

♪ Where to purchase eye of newt ♪

♪ How to learn the witches code ♪

♪ How to make a prince a toad ♪

♪ How to change the temperature ♪

♪ How to make a magic cure ♪

♪ Well for sure! ♪

♪ If you want a life of riches ♪

♪ Cackling like the other witches ♪

♪ You will fly like all the birds ♪

♪ If you know the magic words ♪

[gasping]

♪ All the magic wonders you've ever seen ♪

♪ Being where each evening is Halloween ♪

♪ Being there when flowers bloom ♪

♪ Riding high on your magic broom ♪

♪ Achieving all you want to be ♪

♪ Abracadabra, now repeat with me ♪

♪ -[all] Abracadabra, abracadabra -Come on, you witches ♪

[all] ♪ Abracadabra ♪

♪ All the magic wonders you've ever seen ♪

♪ Being where each evening is Halloween ♪

♪ Being there when flowers bloom ♪

♪ Riding high on your magic broom ♪

♪ Achieving all you want to be ♪

♪ Abracadabra, now repeat with me ♪

♪ Abracadabra, abracadabra ♪

♪ Abracadabra ♪

All right, class. Today we're going to do a pop quiz.

Get your magic wands out,

then each of you go retrieve your familiar.

[in unison] Yes, Miss Winona.

[magical music]

Huh?

-[screaming] -[thudding]

Hey! What are you doing here?

I'd be happy to tell you if you could understand what I say.

Each of you, you are going to turn your familiar into... a teacup.

[gasping]

Miss Winona! Is that for extra credit?

Yes, Hermione.

You all have three minutes.

[banging]

Whoa!

Fine. Let's see how long you can keep this up

once I've changed you into a teacup!

[gasping]

I never really cared much for tea.

How about you turn me into lasagna so I can eat myself silly?

-Razzle frazzle freen! -[zapping]

[braying]

Look! Abigail turned her familiar into a mule!

[laughing]

Hey, I feel... [braying]

...different!

And... [braying] rather stubborn.

Oh, I did that wrong.

Silence! Two minutes left.

I believe the spell you're looking for is on page 53...

Wouldn't that be cheating?

OK.

[intriguing music]

[gasping]

Zippity zing.

[groaning]

[muttering]

Time's up. Wands down, ladies.

[sighing]

[intriguing music continues]

Ew.

[gasping]

[giggling]

Excellent work, Abigail. I'm giving you an A.

A? I've never gotten an A before!

-[muttering]

[frog croaking]

Now that I'm an accomplished witch,

let's try something a little... bigger!

Zippity zing.

-[gasping] -[thudding]

[gasping]

[trumpeting] Whoa!

Did that come out of me?

[gasping]

[sighing] Abigail!

What part of "put your wand down" did you not understand?

I told you--

Zippity zap.

-[splashing] -[spluttering]

[laughing]

All right! First put him back the way he was.

Ish kababble.

Yippee! I'm me again.

And I weigh less.

I'm really disappointed in you, Abigail.

Both as my student and my cousin.

I'm sorry, Winona. I didn't mean to...

You're going to stay after class and write 50 times,

"I will not use magic carelessly."

And then I want you to clean up all this mess,

without resorting to any magic.

Yes, Winona.

[whimpering]

Oh!

[whining]

[sad music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR