Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[alarm ringing]

[upbeat music]

"Name That Sandwich."

Here's a sandwich for you. Here's a sandwich for you.

Here's a sandwich for you.

It's an empty cage reserved for the animal I most want to add to my zoo here.

I'm still hot on the trail of a Manzian white lion for you.

[Liz] I think we ought to fly to Africa to stop Dirk Dinkum

from capturing a Manzian white lion.

You remember Angie?

Liz, Angie.

I have this friend we're going to meet.

His name is Armstrong and he knows where all the Manzian white lions are.

-Wow! -[Odie yipping]

That guy's going to lead me right to one of them Manzian white lions.

[Armstrong] A few months ago, I only knew of two Manzian white lions.

There may be others. I hope there are others,

but I only know of the two.

Something has changed?

Hunters. A few months ago they got one.

The male, I heard.

So, there's only one left?

Not necessarily.

[groaning]

A birdwatcher in the area told me she had seen two cubs.

Twins, she thought.

-Recently born. -That's good.

See? I told you Armstrong knew all about this kind of thing.

-I have a map here I can give you-- -Don't give it to them.

Sell it to me.

[ominous music]

Dinkum!

You again?

[growling]

This would be a good time to boo and hiss the screen, folks.

Afternoon, Arbuckle.

-[Jon screaming] -Good to see you again, Angie.

You're not getting that map, Dinkum.

Sure I am. I always get what I want.

[clearing throat]

[growling]

-[ominous music] -[laughing]

[screaming]

Do you have any idea how much Spendington will pay me

when I bring a Manzian white lion back for his zoo?

How much?

Enough that I'm not about to let you or anyone get in my way.

So, Armstrong, how's about selling me that map?

Hmm.

Say, for this much money?

You're wasting your time, Dinkum.

You can't buy Armstrong for any amount of money.

[ominous music]

You've got yourself a deal, Dinkum.

[bubble gum popping]

-[gasping] -Yeah!

I swallowed my gum.

Fortunately, I have more.

Thanks, Armstrong.

You just made me a very rich man.

-[Jon gasping] -Armstrong, how could you?

Spendington wants to put one of those lions in a cage.

A little cage where only his rich friends will ever see it.

[suspenseful music]

Hey, that was a lot of money for that guy to pay

for a nine-year-old map that will take him in the wrong direction.

Nice!

While they go east, I'll fly us all to the west border

where the Manzian white lions are.

And this will do a lot of good for the animal preservation fund.

This is great!

Hey, Odie! We're going for another plane ride!

[ominous music]

[Odie whimpering]

I know these little planes can seem scary...

but don't worry. I trust Armstrong. -[Odie whimpering]

[suspenseful music]

[Odie whimpering]

-[Odie yelping] -Calm down, Odie.

We'll be fine.

[ominous music]

That's their plane.

-Why's it heading west? -Probably turning before heading east.

But they won't get there before us, will they?

[laughing] After what I did to their plane,

they won't get anywhere.

[cackling]

All right, that's enough.

♪ Nobody likes to be ♪

♪ Hated by the population ♪

♪ Till I find I don't mind ♪

♪ When they say, "Go away" ♪

♪ Folks believe and perceive ♪

♪ I am an abomination ♪

♪ They despair, I don't care ♪

♪ When they say, "Go away" ♪

♪ Yes, folks think I am a cad ♪

♪ Not somebody to be trusted ♪

♪ My father thinks I'm bad ♪

♪ My mother is totally disgusted ♪

♪ I get kicks ♪

♪ Playing tricks And causing people's degradation ♪

♪ Make a stink ♪

♪ I won't blink When they say, "Go away" ♪

♪ Trouble's what I'm all about ♪

♪ So I am always getting busted ♪

♪ My doctor threw me out ♪

♪ Called me "Somewhat maladjusted" ♪

♪ I delight in a fight ♪

♪ Prompting endless confrontation ♪

♪ You should know I won't go ♪

♪ When they say, "Go away" ♪

[cackling]

[ominous music]

[Odie yipping]

You're being even more ridiculous than usual.

What about this plane?

[Odie muttering]

Dinkum's assistant was what?

[Odie muttering]

[Garfield muttering]

[engine stalling]

[screaming]

-[engine choking] -[screaming]

-[Armstrong] Folks, we have a problem. -[screaming]

[dramatic music]

Armstrong! What's wrong?

She's not giving enough power.

-Might be a leak in the fuel line. -[screaming]

[Garfield] Looks like this is the end, boy.

But I'm going to try and look on the bright side.

[Odie whining]

I'm never going to see Nermal again.

Can you put her down somewhere?

Jon, take the controls.

Uh, me? But... but I never...

I'm never going to have to eat Jon's meatloaf again.

Feet on the rudders.

[groaning]

[gasping]

Armstrong, I don't know what I'm doing here.

Just as I thought.

The fuel line is leaking.

-Looks like someone has cut it. -[gasping]

If we had some tape or something I could patch it long enough for us to land.

I don't have any tape.

Neither do I.

My last meal would be a piece of sugar-free spearmint gum.

Gum!

Cat, I love you.

I love me, too.

[screaming]

[epic music]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

-[engine whirring] -[screaming]

[grunting]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Odie yipping]

Let's hope this holds long enough for us to find a place to land.

Armstrong, take over.

Got it. Hold tight, everyone.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[alarm ringing]

Better find a place to land in a hurry.

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

Here we go. Everybody, hold on to someone else.

The next time I fly anywhere,

I'm going by bus.

[screaming]

[crashing]

[soft music]

-[sighing in relief] -That's putting it mildly.

[Odie yipping]

Armstrong thinks there's a town 10 or 12 miles from here.

We're going to leave you guys to guard the plane.

Who will protect me out here?

And, of course, you'll have Odie here to protect you.

[panting]

I repeat, who will protect me out here?

See you in a couple of hours.

I hope.

We left you a lantern in case it gets dark.

When you come back, bring pizza.

[insects chirping]

Well, Odie, looks like it's just you and me here for a while.

[Odie yipping]

Is there something you want to do while we have all this time here?

[barking]

-[Garfield sighing] -[Odie yipping]

[soft music]

[Garfield sighing]

[suspenseful music]

Like I was saying, my uncle knows

where there's one of them Manzian white lions.

Buckley, shut up and turn left!

No, mate. We turn left about 30 kilometers east, then we--

We turn left here. Now!

Have it your way, Dinkum...

[screaming]

Buckley, this is all your fault.

You ordered me to turn left. I turned left. How is this my fault?

Give me a minute and I'll figure out how.

[soft music]

Armstrong, we've walked at least 15 miles.

I know. There's a city in this direction. I'm sure of it.

Do you think Garfield and Odie will be OK?

They're going to be alone so long.

[sighing] I hope so.

They may wind up being there all night.

I know, but Garfield's resourceful.

And I'll bet he finds something interesting to do to pass the time.

-[Odie barking] -Gee, Africa is such an exciting place.

There are so many things to do here I couldn't possibly do back home.

Ta-da!

I can't take any more of this, Odie.

I have to do something else. Anything else.

[suspenseful music]

I wonder if there's a good Chinese restaurant around here anywhere.

[Odie whining]

If we have to spend the night here,

maybe we can sleep in this cave.

-[Odie muttering] -I came in here to see what it's like

and also because the animators love these scenes.

-Odie? -[Odie whining]

-Did you just walk over my foot? -[Odie whining]

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear you say that.

Because something furry just did.

And I was hoping it was you.

Here, I'll turn on the lantern and we can see what it was.

It was probably nothing.

Spiders! [Odie yowling]

Hundreds of spiders! Thousands of spiders! Millions of spiders!

Spiders to the left of me! Spiders to the right of me!

It's... it's a Spiderpalooza!

[Odie yowling]

Not to fear Odie, I know what to do with spiders.

I will goosh them.

I will goosh them high and I will goosh them low.

I will goosh them up and I'll goosh them down.

Nothing will stop me from my spider-gooshing.

[ominous music]

"Goosh"? Did I say "goosh"?

I meant "entertain."

Watch as I entertain all these fine, handsome spiders

with my impression of the hundred yard dash.

-[shrieking] -[lively music]

-[Garfield screaming] -[Odie barking]

[lively music continues]

[screaming]

[barking]

[screaming]

[howling]

[yelling]

[grunting]

[yelping]

[screaming]

Aw, shucks.

I had my heart set on a little cat gooshing.

Come on, everyone! Time to play dress-up! As usual,

everyone gets four pairs of socks.

[screaming]

[panting]

I haven't run like that since the last time the twins were on the show.

[muttering]

How do we get back to the plane?

Oh, that's simple. We just go that way.

-Or that way. -[Odie whining]

Or that way. Or that way? Or that way?

Or... Odie! We're lost in the savanna!

[Odie howling]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR