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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[buzzing]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm famished!

[barking in agreement]

I'm always famished.

You have your choice of lasagna

or lasagna or lasagna

or lasagna or lasagna.

Oh! And here we have... What a surprise. Lasagna.

Hmm... it's a tough choice,

but I think I'll have... hmm... lasagna.

Gee, I wonder who repacked my picnic basket.

I'm adorable. Adorable am I.

I wonder what the opposite of adorable is...

-Oh, yeah. It's Bruno.

Hi, Bruno. Sorry you're not so cute.

Then again, who is? Whoa!

What?

I mean, face reality.

I look like this.

And you look like this.

Help! Raw jealousy!

Right behind me!

You'll get it this time, Nermal!

Somehow, Garfield left us

one can of dog food for you, Odie.

[barking joyfully]

[screaming]

[blowing a raspberry]

I'll get him later.

Now, let's see if you-know-who left me anything to eat,

which I doubt...

[gasping]

[intriguing music]

Good afternoon.

I am, as you all know, Dr. Puzzle.

Welcome, fellow fiends and nefarious colleagues,

to the third annual Evil Mastermind Convention!

[cheering]

How many of you are planning on conquering the world?

Could I see a show of hands and tentacles?

Uh-huh... Looks like most of you.

Well then, you'll be most interested

in the latest must-have accessory for world-domination

[gasping]

the Retro-Switcheroo laser gun!

[cheering]

This ingenious device will cause two people

to trade personalities...

Please give a warm welcome to my nemesis,

secret agent Double-Oh-Nothing.

[booing]

He will be the unlucky test subject.

And over here, we have a frog.

[grunting]

I will set the Retro-Switcheroo for a complete personality exchange...

[zapping]

[breathing heavily]

[English accent] I would like to get some dead flies, please. Shaken not stirred.

[croaking]

[cheering]

But now let me demonstrate on two random creatures

I shall select with my Scope-A-Tronic device.

Oh, we don't need our test creatures anymore...

-[croaking] -[splashing]

Keep eating like that, and you'll never be adorable like me.

I don't want to be like you. I want people to be able to stand me.

These two will be fine subjects for my demonstration!

[engine whirring]

[cackling]

[shouting]

How come I never realized how cute and adorable I really am? Oh, meow!

Lasagna!

[gobbling]

Wonderful, wonderful.

[cheering]

Step right up. We accept cash, credit cards and checks,

if you have your Evil Scientists I.D. card.

I want two!

One to conquer the world with

and one to switch my lawyer's personality with a snake's.

How will you know the difference?

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

[croaking]

Looks like it up to me to stop this insidious Dr. Puzzle.

[croaking]

[Garfield humming]

But I'm going to need help.

[humming]

I can't stand that little twerp always saying

"I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world!"

He isn't! I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world!

Face it, Bruno. Some of us are cute and some us are not.

You... are not.

You! You're acting just like Nermal.

[giggling]

I am not acting like Nermal.

I'm adorable and I'm cute.

And I'm acting like Nermal!

[screaming]

I'm acting like Nermal. I must be.

I'm starting to make myself sick.

[dramatic music]

Nermal!

[screaming]

Oh, it's you. I thought it was someone.

Nermal! We've exchanged personalities.

Big fat hairy deal.

I said when I get my paws on you, Nermal...

Help! Put me down!

[high-pitched voice] Can the Retro-Switcheroo laser gun

swap personalities that have already been swapped?

I don't see why not! Let's give it a try.

[screaming]

I don't want to pound Nermal.

I want... to eat lasagna!

[gobbling]

All right, Bruno! You're in for it now!

Help! Save me!

And while you're at it, feed me!

[Garfield] Nermal's acting like Bruno and Bruno's acting like me!

I don't understand what's going on.

Hey, you, sitting there watching this cartoon,

you must know. Why don't you fill me in?

I'll tell you why you and your friends are acting so oddly today.

Good. And also tell me why someone as cute as me

is talking to a frog with an English accent.

We've all been subjected to Dr. Puzzle's personality-swapping device.

How do we undo it? I don't want to be like Nermal.

I'm this close to mailing myself to Abu Dhabi.

Get the little cat and come with me. We must hurry.

Come on, Nermal or Bruno or me or whoever you are at the moment.

[snoring] I need a nap.

[whining]

No, I will not throw the stick so you can fetch it.

[whining]

[action music]

That's the secret lair of Dr. Puzzle.

[elevator music]

[action music continues]

Soon, fellow Evil Scientists,

I shall deliver the inventions you ordered!

Then each of us will conquer this planet!

But there's only one planet!

How can we all conquer it?

[sniggering]

You're evil scientists. You figure it out.

[thudding footsteps]

-[alarm] -Wait! We have intruders!

Guards! Seize them and feed them to the sharks!

[gasping]

[action music]

Hey, leave us alone.

-[rays detonating] -[screaming]

[thudding footsteps]

[grunting]

Hey! It's kind of handy for Nermal to have Bruno's personality.

[grunting]

Have I mentioned how adorable I am?

Sixty-eight times and counting.

[crashing]

[explosion]

And now, I'm going to take care of all of you!

[screaming]

[elevator music]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[Dr. Puzzle] You won't interfere with my plans!

I have multiple personalities stored in the Retro-Switcheroo!

I will give you all the personalities of frogs!

I don't want to be a frog!

It's not so bad.

[zapping]

What do we do now, Frog?

How do we get our old personalities back? How?

[buzzing]

[croaking]

Could it be? Am I me again?

The machine's destruction seems to have undone its effects.

You must be pretty happy to be you again.

Certainly. You try eating flies all afternoon. Yuck!

[cheerful music]

It's almost sundown, guys.

Time to start heading for home!

So, because of that evil scientist,

I was acting like Nermal,

and Nermal was acting like me and then Bruno...

[yipping]

But now I'm me again and that's great.

Me is the cutest creature on this planet.

There he is!

Don't hurt me! I have a cat show!

And another one on Thursday!

When I get through with you...

[whining]

That evil scientist? No, I'm not worried about him...

[croaking]

[buzzing]

Now, if I was a fly, I might be worried...

[Nermal] Don't hurt me!

[screaming]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR