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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

Hey! Someone finally bought the Shostak house.

[snoring]

We have new neighbors!

[yawning] I don't care. Just so long as they barbecue.

Nothing's going to interrupt my 2:17-in-the-afternoon nap.

[yawning]

[doorbell]

[screaming]

The pest alarm! Who's here?

Oh no! Drusilla and Minerva.

[dramatic music]

[both] Garfield!

[Garfield screaming]

[action music]

[Odie whimpering]

[dramatic music]

[intriguing music]

[Odie whimpering]

Oh, wait. I need to write a card.

[Odie whimpering]

"Do not open until Christmas or when twins leave."

They'll never find me in here. I hope, I hope, I hope...

-Hi, Uncle Jon! -Drusilla! Minerva!

No, I'm Minerva. She's Drusilla.

We came to play with the kitty cat.

[thundering footsteps] Garfield!

Where are you? Garfield!

[Odie whimpering]

Kitty cat!

[Garfield groaning] Ouch!

[Jon] They just arrived.

They're playing dress-up with Garfield. Garfield? No, he doesn't mind.

Let them dress you up in the new fall fashions and see how you like it.

-Kitty cat! -[Garfield yowling]

Hiding place! I need a hiding place.

[both] Garfield! Where are you?

We have lovely designer gowns for you! Let's have a fitting!

[panting]

This is where those new neighbors are moving in.

I'll hide in their yard!

I'm safe! I'm safe!

Hey, cat!

You wanna play pirate?

I don't think I want to do that, no.

-Hey, cat! You wanna play pirate? -Hey, how'd he get here so fast?

No, I don't think I want to play pirate.

I said, do you wanna play pirate?

How did he? Over there. He was. But now he's...

[both] You wanna play pirate?

Just what I don't need.

More twins!

-I'm Lester. He's Chester. -I'm Chester. He's Lester.

-[both] We're Chester and Lester. -I'm Garfield and leaving.

-[Garfield screaming] -Come on!

-Let's play pirate! -No!

No! Don't just sit there with the remote in your hand.

Help the poor kitty cat!

Odie thinks he went this way, Drusilla.

-You're Drusilla! I'm Minerva. -Oh, right. I always get us confused.

[Odie whimpering]

[ominous music]

I don't think I'll like playing pirate.

Arrr! What shall we do with this scurvy knave, matey?

Make him walk the plank, captain.

[laughing] Aye, aye, matey!

-[Garfield screaming] -[thudding]

I was right. I don't like playing pirate.

[laughter]

[gasping]

[Odie sniggering]

Poor kitty!

-We have to rescue him! -Don't worry. We'll clean you up.

Let's bathe him!

Let's do it twice!

Someone rescue me from the rescue!

-Come back with our scurvy knave! -Yeah, we were playing pirate with him!

[Garfield screaming]

-Garfield! -[boys sniggering]

[Odie barking]

[action music]

-[Odie growling] -Whoa! Nice doggy.

-We were just playing. -Leave us alone!

It's ok, boy!

[Odie giggling and barking]

[cheerful music]

-Wash his ears. -Scrub his tail.

-Clean his eyes. -Garfield!

[gasping] Couldn't I walk the plank instead?

He still smells like mud.

-Let's get some perfume. -Yes! Perfume!

-Like a daffodil! -He'll smell so sweet!

I got to get out of here.

[Odie barking and sniffing]

[lively music]

I have to move to another country. Anyone know a country without twins?

Where it's illegal to look alike?

Oh no!

-Let's play cowboy. -Yeah! Cowboy is cool!

I don't want to play cowboy.

On the other hand, at least, I won't get muddy and need another bath.

[western music]

What should we do with this lily-livered sidewinder, sheriff?

Make the lily-livered sidewinder walk the plank, deputy!

-Sure enough, sheriff! -[Garfield groaning]

[screaming]

It's bath time again!

[sighing]

Wash his ears!

Scrub his tail!

[intriguing music]

Shhh!

Get him all nice and dry.

-What do you think he needs? -Fewer baths.

Conditioner!

-There's some in the house. -[footsteps]

[Chester and Lester] Wanna play pirate?

Oh no! [screaming]

Come on, let's play pirate!

Odie, you have to hide me.

[whining]

-[screaming] -[thudding]

[whistling]

Wanna play pirate?

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[scary music]

Odie, you coward!

Of course, I would've done the same thing.

-Come back with the kitty cat! -We have to condition him.

What should we do with this scurvy knave, matey?

Make the scurvy knave walk the plank, captain.

The scurvy knave will save you the trouble!

-[screaming] -[thudding)

-[screaming] -[groaning]

Now we have to condition him.

I can't take any more of this!

[lively music]

[screaming]

[yelling]

No more twins. No more twins!

We want to play dress-up with the kitty! We want to play dress-up with the kitty!

We want to play dress-up!

We want to play dress-up with the kitty!

-We want to play dress-up with the kitty! -Save me from the twins!

[screaming]

We want to play cowboy with the kitty! We want to play pirate with the kitty!

We want to play pirate!

Save me from the other twins!

Hey! Hey!

Hiya, Garfield. How's it going?

Harry!

Harry, you have to help me. I'm being tormented by twins.

-That's terrible, Garfield. -Sure is. What'll we do about it?

[dramatic music]

Oh no! Twin Harries!

I'm trapped in Twin World where there's two of everyone.

It's not so bad, Garfield. So what if he looks exactly like me?

What do you mean? I don't look like you, you look like me!

[Garfield screaming]

[soft music]

[sniffing and licking]

[gasping] Oh no! Twin doggy tongues!

Hey, I know this place and I love it. It's Vito's Pizza Parlor.

Buongiorno, my friend Garfield. A lovely hot pizza just for you.

Buongiorno, my friend Garfield. A lovely hot pizza just for you.

Well, there can be some advantages to this twin business.

-Oh, joy! A delicious pizza just for me! -[Garfield gasping]

I could eat my napkin, too!

Heavenly! A lovely pizza just for me!

I could eat my napkin, too!

Hey, you two! One of those - preferably both of those - are mine!

Phooey! This isn't the kind of pizza I want!

-I want pepperoni, mushrooms and onions. -I want...

I can't take anymore of this. I gotta get out of here!

[Garfield screaming]

-I want meatballs, veggies and cheese! -I want peppers, broccoli and anchovies!

[Garfield screaming]

I want Canadian bacon, walnuts and more Canadian bacon!

[Garfield screaming]

[dramatic music]

It can't get worse.

Hi, Garfield!

[Garfield screaming]

Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!

Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!

Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!

[both] Garfield, are you all right?

Garfield?

-I think he's ok, Drusilla. -I think so, too.

You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.

Is the cat ok?

Yes. No thanks to you.

-We were just having fun. -Yeah, all our video games are busted.

There are ways to have fun without video games.

There are?

-Yeah! Why don't you play checkers? -Or a game with cards?

We don't know how to.

-Come on, we'll show you. -Yay!

[sighing]

Maybe that'll keep them busy for a while.

After all those twins, I need two naps, two lunches, two dinners...

and no more duplicates for a while.

-[Jon] Is that you, Garfield? -[screaming]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

Take a look at what I have here.

More twins! [screaming]

I just wanted to show him my new mirror. I don't understand that cat.

Me neither.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR