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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[sighing]

This is gonna be a perfect day.

I woke up late, had breakfast, went back to bed,

woke up again, had breakfast...

Yeah, a perfect day.

And no one is going to ruin it.

[Lucky] Hi, Garfield.

Except, of course, Lucky.

I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem.

No.

I have a whole bunch of fleas and I can't get rid of them.

Well, you can keep them.

Oh, you have nothing to worry about.

They love my fur and they won't leave. Here, listen to them.

-Oh man, I love it here! -Yeah, me too.

Ha ha ha. That's funny.

No, it isn't. Believe me.

All right. Lemme see...

I got it. You need to find an even better home for them.

Oh yeah, right, it's genius.

It's very simple. We find a human who smells like cats and dogs.

[intriguing music]

So where, pray tell, will we find a smelly person?

In here.

The city pound? Of course.

[snoring]

[suspenseful music]

This ain't gonna work.

I tried it and they'll just come right back to me.

You and I just smell like cats. He smells like cats and dogs.

Trust me. Fleas prefer a buffet. So just keep dancing.

[snoring]

[lively music]

[excited chatter]

[screaming]

Thank you, Garfield the Wise, I am free of fleas.

Always glad to do a favor for a friend.

[Bruno] Hey, Garfield the Wise.

Could you let me outta here?

Bruno!

Sure, why not?

[cheerful music]

See you later, guys. I've got a perfect day to get back to.

That Garfield is one smart cat.

Yeah. I saw how he solved your flea problem.

Hey, do you think...

[Al screaming]

Do you think he could help me with a little, uh, "romantic" problem I have?

Sure. Garfield can fix anything.

[cheerful music]

As I said before, no one is going to ruin this perfect day.

[Odie whimpering]

Except, of course, Odie.

You want me to throw the stick so you can fetch it, boy?

[barking]

I was prepared for this.

Okay. Put the stick in that bowl there.

[intriguing music]

[whimpering]

Good.

Now fetch!

[barking happily]

We won't see him again until around...

Oh, season four.

[yawning] Now where was I?

Oh, yes. A perfect day calls for a perfect nap.

So I'm just gonna--

[Bruno] Yo, Garfield!

[groaning]

This day is getting less and less perfect, if you ask me.

I was wondering if you could maybe help me with a little problem I have.

-No. -Good. It's my girlfriend Trixie.

She broke up with me on account of she doesn't think I'm nice enough.

Smart lady, that Trixie.

Can you fix it so she thinks I'm real heroic?

Are you gonna stick around and annoy me until I do?

If that's what it takes.

[sighing] This way.

Oh...

That's her. That's Trixie, over there.

You gotta convince her I'm a good guy.

First, you gotta find someone to convince me.

I'm convinced.

Okay. What if she sees you help that little old lady across the street?

I don't know how to do that.

You don't know how to help a little old lady across the street?

Here, I'll show you.

[intriguing music]

Madam, may I lend you a paw?

You're trying to steal my purse! You bad cat!

[thudding]

That little old lady! A cat is trying to steal her purse.

Somebody help her! Somebody!

[heroic music]

I will help her!

Bad cat! Awful cat!

What have you got in that purse? Bowling balls or anvils?

I will save you, madam!

[dramatic music]

[action music]

Bruno! You're such a hero.

Oh, it was nothing. I just like to help folks.

Good. Help me.

I had you all wrong, Bruno.

[soft music]

You solved my problem, Garfield the Wise.

Let me know if you ever need anything.

An ambulance would be nice.

[laughing]

Well, maybe I'll be all right.

[Al screaming]

Well, maybe not.

Well, maybe I can enjoy the rest of this perfect day but I doubt it.

[sighing] No one around. Let's see how long this nap lasts.

-[snoring] -[tweeting]

Three seconds. A new world's record.

Don't tell me. Let me guess. You have a problem.

[tweeting]

And you saw me solve Bruno's problem,

so you figure Garfield the Wise can solve yours.

[tweeting]

Okay. What is it?

[tweeting]

[cheerful music]

[tweeting] [dramatic music]

[Garfield] Uh-oh. Looks like Harry's planning a bluebird lunch.

Wait here.

[tweeting]

Uh-huh... hmm...

Ah, there it is. Jon's leftover meat loaf.

Here's something you may never see again.

Food I won't eat.

[intriguing music]

A little shaping here... a little there.

A lot of people don't know it,

but some of the greatest sculptors in history

did their first work in meat loaf.

Now, we just need a little blue food coloring...

A masterpiece!

[tweeting]

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

[tweeting]

[Garfield] Looks like you missed.

Yeah, but I'll catch one any day now.

That's what I'm afraid of.

-What did you say? -Nothing.

Have you ever caught a bluebird? In your entire life?

Never. But I just know they taste delicious.

Oh, they're not bad.

You caught a bluebird!

Hey, a cat's gotta eat.

Garfield, pal of mine, could I have a taste?

Just one teensy-weensy taste?

Well...

All my life, I've dreamed of eating a bluebird. Please, Garfield...

[Al screaming]

Give me that last line again.

Sure.

All my life, I've dreamed of eating a bluebird.

Please, Garfield...

Oh, ok, all right.

[stomach gurgling]

Could I interest you in seconds?

No! I don't want another bluebird. Not now. Not ever.

Who would have thought they'd taste so lousy?

They're almost as bad as that meat loaf his human makes.

-[tweeting happily] -[laughing]

You're welcome.

I don't think you'll have to worry about Harry anymore.

Now, I am finally going to have my perfect day nap.

Hey, Garfield.

I ordered cheese three weeks ago and it hasn't arrived.

And I sent away for new glasses and they haven't shown up yet.

My owner is feeding me dog food that tastes like something in a rock garden.

It's so hot in my coop, my eggs are coming out soft-boiled.

[chatter]

Garfield the Wise!

[chatter]

[action music]

I'm going to solve my problem and get out of here!

[elevator music]

[action music]

I need to solve my problem: How to get away from all of their problems.

[whimpering]

[laughing]

[elevator music]

[action music]

[chatter]

Yes! I can solve your problems.

[all] Tell us! How can you solve our problems, Garfield the Wise?

Well, I won't solve them. I advise you to take them to Odie the Wiser!

[whining]

[gasping]

Solve my cheese problem, Odie the Wiser.

[whimpering]

I need new glasses, Odie the Wiser.

[whimpering]

About my dog food...

The heat in my coop...

[chatter]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[action music]

Most of these folks could solve their own problems

if they just tried instead of asking someone else.

So finally, I have no problems, mine or anyone else's.

Why don't you watch where you're going?

Don't I have enough problems with these fleas that I can't...

Hey. I'm not scratching.

The fleas are gone. The fleas are gone!

Gone?

Where'd they go?

[fleas chattering]

I think I know where they went.

[screaming]

Poor cat. He needs to find someone to solve his problems.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR