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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[snoring]

[Garfield] What a night.

[quacking]

You may have noticed that I'm a duck.

Yeah, I'm a duck

and you're probably wondering how I became....

[quacking] a duck. It happened yesterday...

And it started in this house, just down the block.

I knew someday my handsome prince would come and rescue me.

And I knew someday, I would find a lovely princess to be my bride.

True love will always find a way.

[sighing]

And you, the man I have waited my entire life...

[Mrs. Cauldron] Winona! Are you watching fairy tales again?

No! I was studying my magic spells.

Don't lie to me, young lady.

You were watching fairy tales again.

I warned you! They'll give you bad dreams.

Fairy tales aren't scary, Auntie.

They are if you're a witch.

Have you seen what they do to witches in fairy tales?

They burn us. They melt us.

And bratty children are always shoving us into ovens!

I can't believe they show that stuff to kids.

No, no. I don't want to hear this.

Well. Study your spells.

And don't let me catch you watching or believing in fairy tales again!

I will find somebody someday, won't I?

Someone who thinks I'm beautiful and who wants to love me.

That really does happen, doesn't it?

Nevermore.

[sobbing]

[cheerful music]

[Garfield] While that was going on in our neighborhood,

we were out in farm country.

And you know how much I love that...

I want to go home.

[whimpering]

Gloria's making lasagna for dinner?

[whimpering]

Then I want to go home.

You and Gloria seem very happy.

Oh, we are, Jon. We are.

Ever since we started dating, he seems happier and healthier.

That's how I feel.

And wait till you taste the dinner Gloria's making.

Oh! I have to check on my lasagna.

I found myself a great little lady, Jon.

And don't call me Doc Boy.

I haven't called you Doc Boy yet.

You will.

While this was going on, Winona was studying spells.

Oh, I almost forgot.

In case you missed the earlier episode, Winona had a crush on Jon.

She tried to marry him but fortunately,

we stopped it in time so Jon could be with Liz.

But she still had a crush on Jon

and couldn't resist sneaking a peek at what he was doing.

[menacing music]

[giggling]

Oh, there he is.

She makes great lasagna.

It won't matter. When Garfield's around and they serve lasagna,

I never seem to get any.

Jon Arbuckle is so dreamy.

I wonder who that guy he's talking to is.

Don't worry, Jon. You're my brother...

His brother? Another Arbuckle?

Just don't call me Doc Boy.

I didn't know Jon had a brother.

And he's just as dreamy.

Did you hear that, bird? I've found my handsome prince at last!

Nevermore.

[growling]

And off she went to bag herself her very own Arbuckle...

[cackling]

She had the laugh down, but she still wasn't great on spells.

[cackling]

[Doc Boy] I have one more cow to milk.

I'll be back before dinner is served.

And don't call me Doc Boy!

[Jon] I haven't. Yet.

Better get your place at the table, Garfield.

You don't want to be late.

I've never been late for lasagna and I don't intend to start now.

Oh and I still want to go home.

[whining]

[humming happily]

Hello. My name is Winona and I am going to be your bride.

Oh. That's nice.

Jon's brother can be slow.

About a gallon and a half later...

"My bride?"

Did you say you were going to be my bride?

You can't say no to me.

Yes I can. Watch this.

No. I said no to you.

Oh! He's even got a sense of humor!

It goes with my sense of survival! Bye!

If he wants to play hard-to-get, I can play along.

Broom!

[engine revving]

[scary music]

[screaming]

Don't run, Mr. Arbuckle!

This was meant to be.

I'll tell you why I want to go home, Odie.

It's boring here on the farm. Nothing ever happens.

[Doc Boy screaming]

Help! Help!

[Winona] Don't fight it, Mr. Arbuckle!

We were made for each other!

I know who that is.

That's Mrs. Cauldron's niece.

What's all this noise about?

Doc Boy! Are you all right?

I'm being chased by a witch who wants to marry me!

Marry him?

Yes. And I knew you'd call me Doc Boy!

[screaming]

I can't see who those people are

but I'd better cast some spells so they don't interfere!

Like I said, Winona wasn't the greatest witch,

but she did have a copy of "Magic Spells For Dummies."

[laughing]

Ala-ka-zat!

[screaming]

She turned Jon into a squirrel.

I don't know what's happening here. I'm...

[neighing]

She turned me into a duck.

Hey, you can't do this to my friends. They're all...

[quacking]

And she turned Odie into...

a dog? -[barking]

I guess I should have picked some other kind of animal.

Oh, well.

Finally, she swooped up Doc Boy and carried him off.

[screaming]

Let's go get married, Doc Boy!

Help!

And don't call me Doc Boy!

[neighing]

Jon went off looking for nuts...

But Gloria stuck around to panic...

I don't wanna be a horse. I wanna be Doc's wife.

Well, unless we think of something,

that job... [quacking]

is about to be filled.

[whimpering]

The only person who can stop her is her aunt, Mrs. Cauldron.

[whining]

You're right. None of us can drive. But we do have transportation.

[whining]

[Garfield] Hiyo, Gloria!

[quacking

[upbeat music]

Don't worry, Odie.

Mrs. Cauldron will know what to do.

We made it to Mrs. Cauldron's in no time.

It was easy for her to change Gloria back to Gloria.

Ala-ka-zat!

[neighing]

Dearie, are you all right?

Do you know where you are?

How many fingers am I holding up?

[neighing]

Then she... [quacking]

cast a long range spell to turn Jon back into Jon...

Ala-ka-zat!

-[screaming] -[crashing]

But changing me back to me proved to be more difficult...

Duck into cat. Duck into cat...

I can't seem to find it.

Here's duck into aardvark.

[quacking]

You wouldn't want to...

No, I didn't think so.

Well, the duck spell will wear off...

eventually.

We may not have much time.

I know where she must have taken him.

I'll take us there.

This will be a great time

to try out my new tricycle broom.

In no time at all, we were airborne.

[cackling]

And in even less time than that, we were nearing the Tower of Witchery...

This is where witches go to marry.

Or to get their warts polished.

[ominous music]

Do you, Winona, take his man

to be your lawfully wedded warlock?

For sure.

And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded witch?

Will it matter if I say no?

Not in the slightest.

I didn't think so.

And don't call me Doc Boy.

I now pronounce you...

Wait! Stop the ceremony!

Oh, not again!

Auntie!

Winona, you bad little girl.

I just wanted someone to marry me.

Is there anything wrong with that?

If he doesn't want to, plenty.

Well, I guess I'm never going to find anyone.

Winona, you're young.

And by the time I find someone, I'll be your age!

[crying]

Hey, give the kid a break.

She's got to stop believing in fairy tales.

-Why ? -Because they don't come true.

I'm three hundred years old

and I've never seen a fairy tale come true.

Did you ever believe in them?

Well... no.

Maybe that's why.

But Winona does. She believes in true love and happy endings.

Those things don't happen in real life.

They might if you let them happen. And if you haven't noticed,

you're a witch and I'm a talking cat who got turned into a duck.

[quacking] This is not real life. Hello?

Oh... yeah !

Give your niece a break and...

[whispering]

That's not a bad idea.

Ala-ka-zat!

Now, that's what I call a handsome prince.

[thunder]

[sad music]

It's no use.

I guess some of us weren't meant to ever find true love.

We all feel that way... until we do.

[gasping]

I always knew you were coming.

I just didn't think you'd ever show up.

May I have the honor of this dance?

Totally.

[romantic music]

[whining]

Well, that's pretty much the happy ending of it all.

Winona found her prince.

Gloria and Doc Boy went home.

And Mrs. Cauldron wiped out everyone's memory of what happened.

Everyone except me, of course.

Someone had to narrate this episode. [quacking]

Oh, and she assures me this duck thing,

it's gonna wear off in a couple of days. Or weeks. Or sometime.

In the meantime, I've decided to enjoy it.

[quacking]

I've always wanted to fly south for the winter.

[joyful music]

[lively music]

Hey, guys! Wait for me! Can we stop off for pizza?

Vito has a discount for ducks.

[quacking]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR