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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[whining]

[groaning]

No! I will not throw the stick

so you can fetch it!

[muffled barking]

I should have warned you, Odie. Garfield's in a bad mood today.

-Well, worse than usual. -[whining]

For one thing, it's Monday.

Nothing scares Garfield more than a Monday.

[soft music]

[snoring]

Please don't let today be Monday.

Please, please, please, don't let today be Monday.

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

And what followed was bad, even by Monday standards.

[Jon] He had something planned...

A new way to torment the mailman. He was looking forward to it all morning.

[motor approaching]

But when the mailman arrived...

Herman the Mailman had come up with a Garfield-proof method.

[intriguing music]

[Herman] You won't get me this time, cat.

[Jon] The mail got delivered, and there was nothing he could do.

Then, things got worse.

He went to Vito's for pizza...

No! No more pizzas for you!

Not until I am paid for the last 7,432 you have eaten here.

Back at home, he got maybe the worst news of all...

[screaming]

Nermal had come for a visit...

a long visit.

[screaming]

And here comes the worst part.

I have to tell him he's gaining weight and I'm putting him on a diet.

I know. If you think the other things upset him,

wait till you see his reaction to this news. But it has to be done.

You won't like it,

but I'm putting you on a strict diet. That's final.

Please don't hurt me.

[intriguing music]

[sawing]

[hammering]

[drilling]

I don't know what he's doing.

He brought some junk from the city dump,

and he's been in the garage for an hour working.

He just... oh, wait.

[motor revving]

[dramatic music]

[intriguing music]

He's built some sort of invention or something...

I have no idea what it does... and I'm worried.

[yawning]

[soft music]

[ominous music]

Garfield has some sort of machine there.

I wonder what it does. Whatever it is, it can't be good for me.

The pussycat... What is that machine he has there?

What could it possibly do? I have a very bad feeling about this.

Uh-oh. What is that thing?

Why am I not going to like what it does?

That machine... It's got to have something to do with my new tank.

Some way of tormenting me in spite of it.

I can only imagine what he'll do next time I show up in the tank.

[military music]

[laughing]

Oh, no! The most powerful electro-magnet in the world!

I've got to get out of here!

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

No!

Stop! Put me down! Help! [screaming]

[laughing]

That machine of his! If it can do that,

it's the most fiendish contraption he's ever devised.

I have to stop him before he uses it on me!

[Customer] Vito! Where's the pizza we ordered?

Coming right up, signore.

What could that machine possibly do?

I've learned to never underestimate the pussycat...

Maybe... maybe it will make the pizza, and not just any pizza...

but pizza up to the Garfield standards...

[pizza machine] Hello.

What kind of pizza would you like to make today?

Thin crust or thick?

What do I want today? Let's see...

You have selected thin crust. Would you like small, medium or large?

You have selected extra-extra super jumbo large.

-Would you like extra cheese? -Yes.

-Extra sauce? -Yes.

-Pepperoni? -Yes.

-Sausage? -Yes.

-Anchovies? -No.

-Meatballs? -Yes.

-A side of pasta? -Yes.

-A side of cheeseburgers? -Yes.

-Some Chinese food? -Yes.

Thank you. Your pizza will be ready in 15 seconds.

No. That takes too long.

Man! I gotta speed this thing up.

[intriguing music]

Cooking pizza at 1,000 degrees.

Your pizza is done.

The greatest scientific breakthrough of this or any other century.

I... I am unnecessary.

I'm coming to you live

from the hottest new pizzeria in town. It's called Garfield's.

People have been coming from around the world for Garfield's pizza.

Some, it is said, have been waiting in line since early August.

In two words...

dee-licious! This is the best pizza ever made anywhere!

[excited chatter]

Please! You come in and have the slice!

[crying]

I am ruined.

I haven't sold a pizza since Garfield went into business.

Now, I am out of business.

[crowd] Out of my way! I have to get to Garfield's!

-[excited shouting] -Oh, no! Stop! Please!

[dramatic music]

It was just my imagination! But it could happen.

I must make certain it does not happen!

I'm really worried, Odie.

Tell me what Garfield's machine does.

[whining]

But then... What can he do to me? Mail me to Abu Dhabi?

He's already done that to me 73 times.

[whining]

Oh, right! 74. But what if he doesn't send me to Abu Dhabi?

What if he sends me to... someplace worse than that?

Don't do this, Garfield! Whatever it is you're gonna do, don't do it!

Will you please calm down? You'll like Alpha Centauri.

Alpha Centauri? You're gonna put me in a rocket?

Well, how else am I going to get you there?

No! I'm the cutest kitten in this world and I want to stay in this world!

[Nermal screaming]

[dramatic music]

I didn't want to have to do this the hard way, but he's forced me.

Here we go... Walk.

[screaming]

Hey! Watch where you're walking!

He'll never find me in here.

You wouldn't dare shoot me into outer space, Garfield.

Oh, I wouldn't, would I? Well, watch this.

[cackling]

[Garfield] Ten... nine...

eight... seven... Ah, I can't wait that long. Blast off!

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[Odie whimpering]

[whining]

I can't explain. I have to stop Garfield from sending me to outer space!

I'm leaving.

I- I'm leaving.

Oh, I like the sound of that.

I'm not staying for months. I'm going home. Bye!

Wow, he left fast.

I got rid of the tank, Garfield.

You don't have to use this machine on me.

You don't have to fling me into the mud hole.

Look. I'll do it for you.

See?

♪ La la la ♪

How I love to wind up in a good mud hole.

♪ La la la ♪

[laughing]

Garfield! Vito is so sorry he kicked you out of his ristorante this morning.

Here... have pizzas. Lots and lots of pizzas.

Just don't start making them yourself. Ok? Please!

Garfield! I was worried about what your machine here...

I mean, I was worried about your health and I was thinking

maybe you don't need to diet.

I see you came to the same conclusion.

Ok.

Pay no attention to me.

I never do.

[whimpering]

What's that, boy? You want to know what my machine really does?

This machine does the same thing I'm going to do

for the rest of the day... absolutely nothing.

You know, I could even get to like Mondays.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR