Original subtitles

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[Liz] I'll be back in a few days.

Thanks for taking care of Mrs. Ferret for me.

Glad to do it. Thanks for the reminder. I haven't fed her yet.

If she waits for a while, it isn't a crisis.

It is if she eats Garfield's food.

Oh. Right.

[shouting gleefully]

Hiya, guys. What's on TV?

Those freshly-baked cookies look delicious.

Touch one and the next thing around here that will be freshly baked

will be ferret pie. -Here you go, Mrs. Ferret.

A tasty bowl of ferret kibble.

[gobbling]

Garfield, I made a meatloaf for you. It's in the kitchen.

You mean I have to go all the way out there to get it?

Well, I guess I could do with a little exercise.

Gee. Almost sounds like food.

Come on, Odie. Let's go enjoy the meatloaf.

I'll eat, you smell.

Meatloaf? I have no idea what that is, but it's got to be better than this!

[whirling sound]

Odie, did you get the license number of that tornado?

[whimpering]

[gasping]

My meatloaf!

[giggling]

That's a lot better than my food.

You ate someone else's food! Who do you think you are? Me?

We ferrets are hyperactive, we burn all the food we eat.

Unlike certain cats I could name.

I'm not fat. I just have very thick fur.

[licking fingers]

Mmm. I'm never eating ferret food again.

I can't blame her for that...

but I can blame her for eating my meatloaf.

Fortunately, I always keep leftover chow mein in the refrigerator

for just such an occasion.

See?

[gobbling]

I'm surprised she left the plate.

I spoke too soon. Ok.

I didn't want to resort to this, but she's left me no choice.

[whining]

Odie, Mrs. Ferret has forced me to take drastic action.

[intriguing music]

[barking]

You've never seen this before?

The sign says: "In case of pizza emergency, press button."

[Vito] Here we are...

Vito's linguini for you. Piping hot and so delicious--

[alarm blaring]

The Garfield Alert!

I'm coming! I'm coming!

[lively music]

Here you are! Here you are! Here is Vito with your pizza!

[sighing]

No pepperoni!

In an emergency, you have to settle for what you can get.

The wrong pizza is still better than no pizza.

[chewing]

[screaming]

Delicious. But it would have been so much better with pepperoni.

Why, I ought to...

I know just how you feel, Garf. You know all that cheese I had stored up?

-Well, I don't have it anymore. -She got your cheese?

She even ate the limburger.

Yurk!

You need to work on your speed. Beat her at her own game.

The mouse is right. She's fast.

If I want to get anything to eat around here, I need to be faster.

And I know just the guy who can teach you.

Tomorrow morning at the park. Crack of dawn.

Crack of dawn?

[Garfield] I woke up at 6 a.m. for Nermal?

And since when are you a fitness coach?

As the four time winner of the Healthiest Feline pageant,

I happen to know a lot about keeping in shape.

Squeak says you need to outrun someone.

Well, do as I tell you.

If you really want something, it will happen.

I've tried that and it doesn't work. You're still here.

[clearing his throat]

If you want to eat again, try this. One, two, one, two.

[Nermal] Touch your toes, Garfield.

Touch them? I can't even see them.

Hey, Odie, touch my toes for me.

[Nermal] One, two, one, two...

One, two, one, two, one, two.

I don't see how this makes you healthier.

One, two, one, two, one...

One, two, one, two, one, two...

[joyful music]

See that big boulder? I want you to run up there.

Give me one reason why I should.

I've put three chocolate-flavored energy bars up there.

Oh. Three good reasons.

First one who reaches the boulder gets to eat them.

On the count of three. One... two... three!

What happened?

[Garfield] Mrs. Ferret happened.

Mmm... Those are even better than pizza.

-Is that who you're trying to outrun? -Yep.

-Forget it. It'll never happen. -I hate when Nermal's right.

Ok. Time to try something else.

[cheerful music]

[barking]

Let's see... For better speed, lubricate the wheels before every use.

A drop or two will be enough.

I'm competing with a fast ferret here. Better use the whole bottle.

[Jon] Garfield? Odie? Lunch is ready!

Lunch? Let's roll!

[lively music]

[screaming]

[crashing]

-[screaming] -[crashing]

Is everything ok? [screaming]

I can explain...

I baked your favorite lasagna.

But on second thought, I'll split it between Mrs. Ferret, Odie and myself.

[moaning] No!

[sad music]

You just wait.

[dramatic music]

Behold, Odie!

With this jet-pack, I'll leave that ferret behind.

[groaning]

Nice outfit. What is it?

[chuckling] You'll see soon enough.

[Jon] Garfield? Odie? Dinner is ready!

[groaning]

[action music]

[Garfield laughing]

Food! I actually got food!

[engine sputtering]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Mayday! Mayday! Houston, we have a problem!

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screaming]

Could have been a lot worse!

[moaning]

[Squeak] Face it, Garfield. She's just too fast for you.

You're right. Well, eating was nice while it lasted.

[moaning]

Well, at least you'll get skinny like that gal on TV.

Hi, that's me.

Back when I was thin and skinny.

Everyone made fun of me... Now, thanks to Phil's Fast Fat Formula,

I've gained 296 pounds,

and no one ever makes fun of me.

[announcer] That's Phil's Fast Fat Formula.

That's the answer.

[lively music]

If I can't speed me up, I'll slow her down!

Boy, if ever I had a customer who didn't need this...

Knock off the snide remarks and sell me the stuff.

-[humming] -[phone ringing]

Hello? No, I don't want to buy a hut on the Aleutian Islands, thank you.

[humming] This should be ready in no time...

[laughing]

Garfield! Odie! Dinner is ready!

[gobbling]

Oh, this is so... good.

[gobbling]

Hi, guys. Too bad there isn't enough of this for...

Oh, there will be.

-Any of you. -[stomach rumbling]

And when you're done, I made some brownies for dessert.

[grunting]

Oh, you're too fat and slow to reach them, Mrs. Ferret? Too bad.

I'll have this one and this one and this one,

and here's one for you Odie, and one for you Squeak...

And I'll have this one and this one...

[cheerful music]

[Liz] Thanks for taking care of Mrs. Ferret, Jon.

We were glad to have her.

She seems to have put on too much weight while she was here to...

fit into the pet transport cage.

[laughing]

You know, Odie,

leftovers may be my favorite food...

in the world.

[barking]

Looks like you got rid of Mrs. Ferret for a while. Whatcha eating?

Mmm... Leftovers. You may have some if there are any leftover leftovers.

Oh. Hey, you know that lasagna you put the Fast Fat Formula into?

Yes, pray tell?

Well, Mrs. Ferret never finished it, so Jon put it in the refrigerator.

[dramatic music]

Oh, that's good. Jon always saves...

[stomach rumbling]

[dramatic music]

Garfield! What are you going to do?

This is too fat, even for me. What am I going to do?

[Nermal] You'll exercise, Garfield.

And I'm just the personal trainer who can help you.

You can help me, Nermal. You can help me do my favorite exercise.

Oh, what's that, Garfield?

Leave me alone, Garfield!

[Garfield] When I get you,

you're going to be so sorry!

You know, if Garfield chases Nermal every time Nermal annoys him,

Garfield will lose that weight in no time.

[barking in agreement]

[screaming] Stop! Don't sit on me! Help!

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR