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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[screaming]

[moaning]

|TV] There's no need to scream, Audrey.

No one can hear you.

Get out of the house, Audrey. Get out while you still can.

She's on TV. She can't hear you.

And by the way, I'm on TV and I can't hear you either.

I heard that.

-But I saw a ghost, Greg. -[laughing]

You couldn't possibly have seen a ghost.

I know how horror movies work.

She'll be safe until she asks: "How can you be sure?"

I trust you, Greg... but how can you be sure?

-Here it comes. -Because I'm...

the only ghost here!

-[screaming] -[Greg cackling]

[scary music]

I love to watch horror movies with Jon and Odie.

They never touch their popcorn.

I can't watch another second!

[sighing] I hate ghost stories. They terrify me.

Nothings scares me. Except maybe anchovies on pizza.

[scary music]

[cackling] Oh, something will scare you, cat.

Something's going to scare you real good.

[cackling]

[cheerful music]

Now, Pooky, while Jon's away,

I'm going to teach you how to make a perfect sandwich.

The secret lies in two essential points: quantity, and more importantly,

quantity.

A true work of art, wouldn't you agree, Pooky?

Pooky?

Odd. I would have sworn Pooky was sitting next to me.

[intriguing music]

How'd you get here?

[chewing]

[screaming]

My sandwich!

-Odie! Bad dog! You ate my sandwich! -[whining]

Come on. You're here and the sandwich isn't.

Therefore, you ate it. And I'll prove it!

There will be crumbs and residues of ham, cheese, tomato, pastrami...

Hey, that's weird. Not a single trace of food.

But you could use a mint.

So, if you didn't eat the sandwich, who did?

[whining]

[imitating a ghost]

[scary music]

A ghost? You think we're being haunted by a ghost?

As usual, empty.

Listen, pup. Ghosts only exist in movies and on TV shows.

They don't exist for real.

[gasping]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[scary music]

Odie! Remember a moment ago, I said: "This is no time to panic"?

That wasn't. This is!

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

I never cared much for that chair.

And we can do without that table.

And we don't need-- No! Not the TV!

[in slow motion] No, no!

Stop!]

[screaming]

Phew! Boy, that was close!

What would I ever do without you?

You think I know how to make a mess?

This guy knows how to make a mess!

[whimpering]

Hey, ghost! I know you're here,

you mean, home-wrecking, spineless spook!

You don't scare me!

Ok, ghost, no need to get angry. I get the picture.

[cackling]

I know that laugh. Where did I hear that laugh before?

Garfield! Odie!

I'm home!

I'm going to fix myself a snack and go to work.

-He didn't notice. -[Jon screaming]

He noticed.

What did you do? I mean, how? I mean, how could you?

We didn't do this. I've been framed.

[barking]

[imitates a ghost]

Ta-dah!

What? Are you trying to tell me a ghost did this?

That's the lamest excuse I ever heard! I have no choice but to punish you.

-Punish us? -[whining]

Ok, guys. Time for dinner.

I'll have the Caesar Salad to start, dressing on the side.

Then the shrimp cocktail and onion soup with extra cheese.

Corn on the cob with extra butter and a side of lasagna.

For dessert, apple pie with mint-chip ice cream

and a seven-layer cake. -Here you go...

Kitty-Witty dry cat food made from all artificial ingredients.

This is not what I ordered.

That's all you're getting for the next year. Bon appétit.

A year? I can't take a year of this. I can't take a mouthful.

Who could be stupid enough to eat this?

He's not getting away with this. I demand food!

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

Ok, Jon, you want to play? I'm game!

[intriguing music]

[alarm blaring]

Don't bother, Garfield. This kitchen is burglar-proof and Garfield-proof.

Oh, well. At least the food is better here.

[cackling]

That laugh again. I know I've heard it before.

It's like it came from one of the houses across the street.

[woman] Nathan! Lunch is ready!

[Nathan] Coming, Mother!

I know who the ghost is! It's...

It's Nathan! That bratty, science-geeky kid across the street.

The kid who made me mouse-sized. The kid who cloned Odie into 12 dogs

with the collective brains of a hockey puck.

The kid who turned Nermal into a cockroach.

Can you believe that? Someone made Nermal more annoying.

[cackling]

Told you.

Journal. My invisibility machine is working to perfection. Phase one,

getting back at that stupid cat and dumb puppy, was a total success.

And now, phase two: to terrorize the entire neighborhood.

And then the city and finally the whole wide world.

[laughing maniacally]

-Nathan! Your lunch is getting cold! -Coming, Mother!

Let's see how this thing works.

Ok, the green button makes you invisible.

Let's see what happens when I push the white button.

Ok, got it. White button reverses it.

[Nathan] Thanks for lunch, Mom! I'm going to eat in my lab... er, room.

Uh oh. Green button time.

I'll eat as soon as I finish rearranging the world's time zones.

[scary music]

[Garfield] Mmm. Spaghetti!

[slurping]

Mmm. Nathan's mother raised a rotten kid but makes a mean marinara.

Done. Now for my lunch!

Oh, well. I don't have time for lunch now.

Now, let's go wreak havoc in the neighborhood.

[Garfield] Over my invisible body.

[Nathan] Ouch! What was that?

[Garfield] That was for the "stupid cat"! And this is for the "dumb puppy"!

[Nathan] Hey! Whoever you are, you're going to be sorry you did that.

[Garfield] Ouch!

[grunting]

[Nathan] [panting] Time out!

I need to catch my breath. I'm a geek, not an athlete!

[Garfield] Well, if you're feeling tired, why don't you grab a chair?

[Nathan] Ha! You missed!

[Garfield] En garde!

[grunting]

[action music]

[both screaming]

[Nathan] Timber!

[Garfield] Ouch! That hurt!

Nathan! What's going on here? Nathan?

[dramatic music]

What happened? Nathan? Where are you?

[Garfield] He's right here.

Nathan! What on Earth have you been up to again?

I built an invisibility machine.

That's what geniuses like me do, Mom.

-We build cool stuff. -Oh, yeah?

And how does your genius account for your destroyed room?

See you, Nathan.

There! It was that stupid orange cat who wrecked my room!

I don't see any cat!

It was Garfield! Honest!

-He used my machine to-- -Enough!

I'm sick of your inventions.

-Your silly invisibility machine... -But Mom...

[Nathan's mom] No buts!

I guess that takes care of the boy genius.

Now, let's look into the dining situation at home.

I'm sorry, Odie, but you don't get any pizza.

You and Garfield are only getting dry food for a year.

That's for trying to convince me that a ghost wrecked our house.

What a silly fib.

Now, if you could convince me there were ghosts, I'd believe you.

There are no such things as...

[chewing]

G-g-g-g-g-ghosts!

Help! Ghosts! My house is haunted!

Help! Pizza-eating ghosts!

[Garfield] Hi, Odie. It's me. Oh, wait.

I'll explain it to you after I finish my pizza.

Boy, this was a great episode.

[cheerful music]

The animators must have loved it. They probably took the week off.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR