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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[doorbell]

Hello, Mr. Arbuckle.

Thank you, Mr. Mailman. And isn't it a lovely day?

You're in a good mood, Mr. Arbuckle.

I'm cooking dinner for Liz. We'll have a wonderful evening.

Life is good. Bye.

He's right. Life is good.

I actually delivered the mail to Arbuckle

without running into that cat of his.

[yelling]

That's a special delivery!

Welcome to the Mudball Express!

[laughing]

I guess I should have been expecting that.

Well, let's see if I can guess whose electric bill this is.

[humming]

Set the table for dinner. Check.

Dust the TV.

Check.

Pick up trash from Garfield's mid-afternoon snack.

Check.

Which brings me to the thing I've put off as long as possible.

Give pets a bath.

[laughing]

That was great.

Anyone can build a house of mud.

We built an entire shopping mall.

[barking]

[groaning]

Uh, guys. I baked you some lasagna.

It's cooling off in the bathroom upstairs.

Lasagna?

-Say no more! -[barking]

[action music]

Yummy, yummy.

Yummy, yummy.

Where's the lasagna?

[intriguing music]

Hold on a sec, Odie.

I smell something and it isn't us.

Why would Jon put lasagna in the bathroom unless...

[gasping] It's a trap!

[alarm ringing]

[screaming]

Bath time!

[scary music]

[laughing]

[screaming]

Bye!

[action music]

I don't care what you say or do!

You are going to take a bath!

All right, all right. I'll take one just as soon as I get home.

[cheerful music]

What makes him think we need baths?

We took baths...

Well, sometime this year.

[barking]

Let's go see Vito.

Maybe he'll treat us to a slice of pizza.

[yipping]

Vito's Pizzeria, Vito speaking.

[muffled voice]

No, signore. We are not delivering for an hour.

I'm watching a TV show, Complain, Complain with Eddie Gourmand.

Excuse me.

People, people!

Welcome back to Complain, Complain with me, Eddie Gourmand.

In this show you, the public,

can call in and air your complaints about anything

except, of course, this show or my wardrobe.

Ah, I see we have our next caller on video chat,

Jon Arbuckle. I know Jon Arbuckle.

Jon, what is your complaint and why do I think it involves your cat?

My cat and my dog. They won't let me give them a bath

but they need it!

So... I'm offering a big cash reward

to anyone who gives them a bath

and gets them home by eight o'clock.

I emailed you a recent photo of them.

We have that image. Take a good look at it, people of this fair city...

A big cash reward?

...you can make a lot of money

if you find these two and bathe them.

Vito can do that.

A big cash reward?

Mrs. Shmidlap can eat salad.

I'm going to go find that cat and dog and give them a bath.

[gobbling]

[gobbling]

[Jon] All you have to do is give them a bath.

I'll give his cat and dog a bath.

Jon is making a wonderful dinner for me tonight, Mother.

[muffled voice]

"Strange"?

No, I don't think Jon is strange.

Name one strange thing he's ever done.

Please give my cat and dog a bath. Please, please! I'll pay you!

Somebody give my cat and dog a bath.

[sobbing]

Mother? I'll talk to you later.

Fortunately, no one will take him up on that silly offer.

[suspenseful music]

[excited chatter]

[intriguing music]

[whispering]

[excited muttering]

Is it me or is everyone acting weird today?

Watch out, Odie!

Rats. Missed them by a hair!

Hey, watch it, will you? What's wrong with all these people?

[whimpering]

Come on. Vito's is right down the block here

and pizza cures all ills.

[panting]

I'll get that big cash reward!

[muttering]

Garfield! Odie! Come in, come in.

I make the special, just for you!

I don't care what it is as long as there's a lot of it.

Oh, yes!

Wow! At last, a decent-sized bowl of minestrone!

[slurping]

This minestrone tastes like bath water!

In you go!

[screaming]

[yowling]

Come on, pup!

Vito! What's the soup of the day?

I think it is me.

[yelling]

Why is everyone suddenly so concerned with our hygiene?

[yipping]

[panting]

You two! Get in the tub. Time to wash.

Aunt Ivy!

[howling]

[action music]

Didn't you hear me? I said get in the tub!

[action music continues]

[whining]

What do you mean, wouldn't it be easier to take a bath?

This is becoming a matter of principle.

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

[action music]

[screaming]

In... the... tub!

[screaming]

I'm sorry, Madam. Are you upset?

You idiot! You moron!

You idiotic moron!

[panicked gobbling]

[panting]

[excited mumbling]

[screaming]

[action music continues]

We don't smell that bad, do we?

[yowling]

Targeted. Drop the soap and water containers!

[gasping]

Cowabunga!

[water spraying]

We're safe.

[screaming]

Let's see what kind of trouble we're in now.

Hi, guys!

-It's Liz! -[barking]

[cheerful music]

You look like you need someone to rescue you

from all those people with soap and water and brushes.

We're saved! This is great!

Hey! This isn't the way home.

Huh?

[shouting]

[shouting]

I have to forget about Garfield and Odie.

Liz will be here any minute!

-Where to put the cake? -[doorbell]

That must be Liz now!

I wish I'd bathed Garfield and Odie before she got here.

[alarm ringing]

I'd like my big cash reward, please.

What? I mean, how?

The deal was a big cash reward

for getting them bathed and bringing them back here.

But... our date...

[sad music]

I can't. I have to go to my hairdresser now

and buy some new clothes.

[sobbing]

It's ok. Whatever you cooked for her we'll eat.

[barking]

At least you two got washed, and that's a good--

[screaming]

[thudding]

Aw, look at Jon.

All messy now.

You know what he needs, Odie? A bath!

[yipping]

[cackling]

Guys, no! I don't need a bath! Stop!

[lively music]

Stop! Stop!

[Jon shouting]

[shouting continues]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR