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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[kiss] My sweet kitty.

I love, love you so much.

Your niece loves that cat.

I'll say. Heather's always hugging Fuzz Button and cuddling her.

So... Fuzz Button,

how are you adjusting to life as a pet?

Don't call me Fuzz Button!

I am Neferkitty,

leader of the Cat People

and soon to be the ruler of this world.

[whining]

You don't remember that episode?

[whining]

For those of you who missed that cartoon,

let me bring you up to speed.

I want you to pay attention. I'm only going to do this once.

Liz and her niece Heather

came back from Egypt with a souvenir mirror

that turned out to have magical powers,

which my good pal Odie here discovered by accident.

The mirror was a portal to Ancient Egypt

and the kingdom of Kat-ra.

Odie and I

were sucked into this world

through the portal, where we met Fuzz Button...

I mean, Neferkitty.

She tried to enslave us for all eternity

so she could wage a war on mankind, giving cats total domination over people.

I told her cats already dominated, but she didn't believe me.

So, I got her to follow me back through the portal to Jon's house,

where she was powerless.

I broke the mirror, stranding her in this world,

where she was adopted by Heather,

who assumed she was just another stray cat.

[exhaling] Ok, back to our story.

Be afraid, Garfield. Be very afraid.

Why? You can't do anything without that magic mirror.

It's broken, Fuzz Button.

Remember that mirror

you and Heather bought in Egypt?

The one that got smashed to smithereens?

As good as new!

All it took was a little glue and a lot of patience.

The Mirror! I am saved!

Saved from a life as... [groaning] ...Fuzz Button.

Ok. Now I'm very afraid.

I'll go check on the lasagna.

I'll lend you a hand.

Back off, vermin!

[struggling sounds]

[action music]

Not if I can help it!

Oh, look. The kitties are playing!

You're outta luck, Fuzz Button. I'm breaking it again.

[action music]

Nice try, fatso.

The magic mirror is mine! [cackling]

You forget something.

As I recall from that first episode,

the magic doesn't work unless Odie licks the mirror.

Odie's not stupid enough to lick the mirror again.

Are you, Odie?

Odie?

[slurping]

Ok. So, he is that stupid.

[ominous music]

The High Priestess of Kat-ra!

At long last, your majesty.

Now, my loyal subjects, bring me my magic scepter.

[whooshing sound]

This is more like it.

Behold, Garfield...The finger of Osiris!

[Jon] Garfield? Odie?

I was about to...

[dramatic music]

Liz? Jon?

Hello. Are you in there?

You turn him back right this second!

He hasn't made dinner yet!

Auntie Liz? Have you seen Fuzz Button?

Don't... call... me... Fuzz Button!

[moaning]

Wow. Do you have a permit for that thing?

Hang on there, boy. Looks like we're next.

[whining]

The finger's magic only works on humans

or else you and your idiot jackal would already be turned to stone.

Keep an eye on these two.

And don't let that mirror out of your sight.

As you wish, Great Neferkitty.

Now, I have a world to conquer.

Every single miserable little human

will be turned into a statue!

[cackling]

[dramatic music]

Are you going to stare at that magic mirror all day?

Great Neferkitty commanded me.

See, I think she meant the other magic mirror.

Other magic mirror?

I'll show you.

Time to deliver the mail to the Arbuckle house.

What awful thing will happen to me today?

[zapping sound]

It's good to be me again.

[meowing]

[zapping]

Something wrong, oh, Great Neferkitty?

I still have seven billion more humans to turn into statues.

I will need a high vantage point.

[intriguing music]

See, you change channels with this magic wand

and the magic mirror takes you all over the world.

That's cool! Can I try?

Of course, be my guest.

I'm coming to you from downtown

where more people have been mysteriously turned to stone.

The latest victim was identified as the pizzeria owner...

Vito! But... but... how can he make pizza if he's turned to stone?

Ok, now she's gone too far.

Hey... I'll give you popcorn

if you tell me how to cancel the power of that magic wand.

You'd need the Toe of Anubis to do that...

Oops. I shouldn't have said that.

Then again, you'll never find it.

It's hidden in our pyramid and only Neferkitty can use it.

Popcorn, please. Extra butter.

Only Neferkitty, huh? Hmmm...

Now, I need that can of blue paint in the garage.

Come on.

Oh! But first, I have to make popcorn.

[upbeat jingle on TV]

Not bad.

And now the final touch.

[whining]

You'll be my pet jackal.

Let's cross into their world

and bring back that toe thingybobby.

[slurping]

[whooshing sound]

[screaming]

Look, Odie. The Temple of Kat-ra!

[whimpering]

Neferkitty? Is that really you?

[high voice] Of course, why do you even ask?

Well, you seem a little fatter.

[Odie whimpering]

And not quite as pretty.

And a lot older...

Ok. Quickly now, bring me the Toe of Anubis.

I need it to finish conquering mankind.

All right. I guess it is our long lost High Priestess.

Throw her and her jackal in the dungeon!

Yeah, but what?

Come on, pet jackal!

Run!

[yipping]

We can't go home without the Toe of Anubis, Odie...

She and the jackal will spend their lives in the dungeon!

Guys, guys, guys... there's been a mistake.

I'm not Neferkitty, ok? I'm Garfield! Look.

[gasping and shouting]

You freed us from her

when you lured her into your world!

Now that she is gone,

we can do all these things we weren't allowed to do.

We can even take naps!

[yawning]

Yeah, naps are great, aren't they?

Hey, can I have the Toe of Anubis, please?

I have to get back to Earth and stop Neferkitty for good.

Sure.

Thanks, fellows. Odie, let's go home!

[slurping]

-Goodbye! -Thanks!

[crying]

What's wrong? Was Nermal on TV?

No. Melinda broke up with Jack as he was walking her to the altar!

There, there. Don't believe everything you see in this mirror.

Especially politicians and ads for stuff that regrows hair.

We have reports that a blue cat in an Egyptian headdress

is responsible for turning people into stone.

The city has dispatched animal control specialists to deal with it.

"Animal control specialists"?

That's us, Pete. It's a fancy word for "dogcatcher."

They will stop us from being turned to stone.

[zapping sound]

[cackling]

There she is, Pete! The blue one!

She can't stop us from catching her, Al!

[zapping sound]

Yes, I can!

To the rooftop!

From there, I can send my energy out

to the entire city and then the world!

Odie, we need to get there before they turn everyone to stone.

But first, let's see if this thing even works.

[zapping sound]

Oh! What was that?

Good heavens! Is everyone ok?

That was a very bad kitty.

[action music]

Vito is going to owe me a lot of pizzas for this.

[zapping sound]

[action music continues]

[barking]

You're right! There she is!

[ominous music]

I will now use my wand to send its powerful energy

across the entire land,

turning everyone instantly to stone!

At long last, the Cat People will rule the Earth!

[screaming] Who did that?

[Garfield] I did.

With my little Toe of Anubis!

The Toe of Anubis? But that's impossible!

Sorry about that, Fuzz Button!

Don't call me... Oh, never mind.

Get them, you fools!

[in unison] Yes, Great Neferkitty!

[whining]

Yeah, I know they're coming for us. But I'm not worried.

Guys? I have a job for you!

[action music]

Find them! Find them and destroy them!

Got her!

I'm really going to miss her.

I'll get you for this! You haven't seen the last of me!

[ominous music]

I will have my revenge!

The world shall be mine!

As for Garfield, I shall personally...

There she is!

[giggling]

No! Anything but her!

[kissing sounds] Fuzz Button!

You've been a bad, bad kitty, but I still love you.

Yes, I love my Fuzz...

Well, that should be the last we hear from Neferkitty,

Queen of the Cat People. Unless... -[whining]

Unless they decide to do a sequel to this episode.

[groaning]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR