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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

Don't you just love coming up here to the farm with my brother?

[yipping]

I want to go home.

There's the sun, the air, the great outdoors.

I want to go home.

What more could anyone want?

TV, pizza delivery, AC, an Internet connection,

my own bed and not being woken up at 5 a.m. by a stupid rooster.

I want to go home.

[hoedown music]

I wish Doc Boy didn't work so hard.

Don't call me Doc Boy.

You know what he needs? A companion.

You know what I need? To go home.

I think you're working too hard.

You're alone a lot...

Doc Boy always works like that. Have I mentioned that I want to go home?

I want to go home.

Look, Garfield. I know you're bored.

Here, take my cell phone.

It's got games and you can use the Internet.

Maybe it will keep you busy.

I want to go home.

Do you do anything but chores?

Not now. Can't you see I'm busy?

I'm saying maybe you need a woman in your life.

I don't have time for a woman.

I have a farm to run.

Care for an omelet?

You need someone here...

Someone to share the pleasures and trials of life.

[cheerful music]

Where to find her?

I work from dawn till dusk and I live in the middle of nowhere.

[musical horn]

Pizza? Gloria, you usually deliver packages...

and I didn't order any pizzas.

No, but I have a strange hunch who did.

Did you use my phone to order those from Vito's?

Yes, and I still want to go home.

So, how are you, Mr. Arbuckle?

Busy. I have to slop hogs.

Say, have you seen that new monster movie at the drive-in?

It's still playing if not.

Watch this. He'll blow it.

I don't have time for movies. I have corn to pick.

I told you.

Bye.

[sad music]

[whining]

-You want the crusts? -[whimpering]

Too bad there won't be any.

[whining]

Here. I was kidding.

By the way, I still want to go home.

I'm telling you, she's interested in you.

She's the Rusharound Express Driver.

She's interested in picking up packages and delivering packages.

It's not natural to live alone. Life is meant to be shared.

You know the three most wonderful words in the world?

"Let's go home."

Jon, could we discuss this after I plow the north 40?

[groaning]

Garfield! We need to pack.

We're packed.

I won't stay and see him spend his life picking apples... alone.

[phone ringing]

- Hi? - [Doc Boy] Jon? It's me.

Sorry to wake you.

When you were here, you mentioned the three most

wonderful words in the world.

But you didn't say what the words were.

[yawning]

I love you.

Well, I love you too, Jon. But what are the three words?

Oh! I get it.

Talk to you in the morning.

[snoring]

"I love you."

Yeah, that might be nice to hear once in a while.

[cheerful music]

[doorbell ringing]

I'll get it.

[Garfield] Of course you will!

Doc Boy!

I thought about it. You're right. I need a woman in my life.

Excellent!

The best place to find one is in the city.

My friend Elmer dropped me off,

and he's going to watch the farm for me.

I'm going to stay with you until I find the love of my life.

-Oh, and don't call me Doc Boy! -And don't call you Doc Boy!

He said as long as he's staying here, he's cooking.

[Doc Boy] Here,

a nice, healthy farm dish.

Dandelion and wheatgrass soup.

[TV] To grow proper rutabagas,

you need well-prepared soil in a sheltered area with full sun.

That's good to know.

You don't mind me watching my farm programs?

[yawning]

No...

There's a five-hour special

about kinds of shovels.

[whining]

[snoring]

[barking]

[snoring]

We have to help that man meet someone so we can get Doc Boy out of here.

[whining]

See you, Jon. I'm going to town.

[snoring]

[intriguing music]

Hi there.

I seem to have lost my Nobel Peace Prize somewhere around here.

Oh, no!

He's just going to walk up to strangers and try to strike up a conversation.

[whimpering]

You're asking what could happen?

Oh, well. I have several more at home. Say, I was wondering if...

That.

You can't just approach strangers like that. It's rude.

Oh, wait.

[sad music]

-This is promising. -[whining]

He's figuring out something's wrong with his just-fell-off-the-tractor look.

He's going to buy himself a new outfit.

This is great.

[cheerful music]

That's not a bad outfit if you want to look like Binky the Clown.

Anyone out there remember Binky? I didn't think so.

"Seven-foot lady wrestler, age 70,

"who plays the bagpipes seeking male, any age,

"who enjoys watching bread go stale."

Not for me.

[whistling]

[action music]

Excuse me, miss.

May I hold your fine dog for you while you tie your shoelace?

Why, that would be very nice of you. Here.

Hold him tight.

He gets very upset if he sees a cat.

Hey, she's actually talking to him. That's a good sign.

[growling]

[barking]

[Doc Boy] Stop!

[groaning]

[gasping]

Help! Stop!

[action music]

Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop!

Down, boy. Mustn't chomp the kitty.

[barking]

Give me that!

Wait! Would you like to go out with me sometime?

Hi, Garfield. I'm not doing so well with women.

I need a magic potion that will make them like me.

Aye, aye, aye...

This guy doesn't get it. There are no magic potions.

It's a matter of people liking each other.

[Doc Boy] Hey.

"Try Philippe's Cologne.

"Makes men irresistible to women."

Sounds like just what I need.

That kind of thing never--

One whiff of this and the ladies will love me.

[sniffing]

What is that wonderful smell?

Is it you? It's you.

-What is that fragrance? -You smell so divine!

-What is your name? -What is your sign?

Uh, ladies please... I'm from a farm,

don't get too excited...

-He's getting away! -Don't let him get away!

Please, ladies! I'm outnumbered.

[mooing]

There you are, you wonderful smelling creature.

You're mine! All mine!

Yes! I'm yours! All yours!

Let's go out to dinner some night. Where would you like to go?

Anywhere that I can smell you.

Henry!

What are you doing with my girlfriend?

[thudding]

[engine roaring]

I'm sorry you didn't find your soul mate.

Give it more than one day.

Or maybe I'm just meant to be alone.

And don't call me... you know...

[cheerful music]

Gloria? What brings you here? I didn't call for a pickup.

-We have a date, remember? -A date?

Yes. You sent me gorgeous flowers and this nice card.

"Dear Gloria, please accept these modest flowers.

"Would you go out with me to a movie at the drive-in?"

I thought you'd never ask me.

But I-I-I...

[romantic music]

Garfield, did you use my phone to order flowers for Gloria

and write that cheesy invite?

Nice work.

You see, Odie, you don't have to go out and find happiness.

You just have to be willing to let it find you.

That was deep, wasn't it?

[whimpering]

Oh, Garfield. Almost forgot. Here's your delivery.

[Garfield] And of course, there are other ways of finding happiness.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR