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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[yawning]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[Garfield] Ah, breakfast. The most important meal of the day.

Unless you count lunch, afternoon, evening and midnight snacks,

1:30 in the morning snacks, 1:45 in the morning snacks...

Garfield, if you damage my new phone, I'll be very angry.

Smartphones are great. You can listen to music,

take pictures, make movies, surf the internet.

And who knows? Maybe one day they'll do important things.

Like make lasagna.

[yipping]

Odie chasing his tail.

This could be a sensation on the internet.

[shouting]

[screaming]

[lively music]

[crashing]

[screaming]

And cut!

Let's check it out.

[Jon screaming]

I'm going to post the video I just shot online

for the entire world to enjoy. And they will, they will.

This is gonna be good.

[lively music]

[barking]

Wow. My video of Jon has had almost a million hits in 20 minutes.

[Jon] Have you seen my phone?

Nope.

[Garfield imitating Odie whimpering]

It's got to be around here someplace.

Phew. You almost blew it, Odie.

How do I get rid of him for a while?

Hey, Odie! Wanna play fetch?

[happily barking]

See this?

Fetch!

[barking]

This should keep him busy until halfway through the next episode.

Now, I need a new Jon video for the internet.

[cheerful music]

Please, Jon. Do something stupid.

[happily humming]

Aw, come on, Jon. Please do something stupid.

[happily humming]

[dramatic music]

[action music]

[shouting]

[shouting]

Better start making dinner... [screaming]

Gotcha!

[humming]

[shouting]

[action music]

This is great!

[Jon screaming]

[screaming]

[soft music]

I gotta get away from here! I'm gonna take a drive.

[groaning]

[screaming]

This has not been a very good day.

And cut! I have to get this on the internet right away.

[whining]

[sighing]

Yikes!

-[phone vibrating] -Hello?

-Oh, hi, Liz. -Have you been having a bad day?

In fact, yes. How did you know?

Well, turn on the TV and watch the news.

Oh... and are we still having dinner later at Vito's?

-Of course. -Good.

[newsman] If you just tuned in,

these videos of silly accidents were posted on the internet earlier today.

They're called "The Arbuckle Chronicles,"

and they've had more than 50 million hits in the last 12 hours.

[laughing hysterically]

You did this, Garfield! And you did it with my smartphone.

Don't deny it! And give me back my smartphone!

[mumbling] I don't have it!

Oh, you wanna play games, huh?

I am dialing the number of my smartphone.

[phone ringing]

Wow, how did that get in there?

You think this is funny, do you?

I will deal with you later. Right now, I have to go meet Liz for dinner.

Jon was so upset. I've never seen him so angry.

Wish I had a video of it to post.

Come on. Let's follow him.

[intriguing music]

Hey, isn't that the silly man we saw on the internet?

It sure is.

[laughing]

-Hope your car doesn't fall apart again! -[laughing]

-Jon Arbuckle! I want to thank you. -Thank me? For what?

For what? What? [laughing]

With your videos,

I am no longer the biggest laughingstock on television.

Boy, I thought I looked stupid. Then I saw those videos. Yow!

[guffawing]

[cheerful music]

[laughing]

Don't fall off your chair, Jon.

Here's the menu, choose what kind of food

you're going to spill on yourself. [laughing]

Signor Arbuckle, welcome. And my brother in Rome says hello.

Your Roman brother knows me?

He's the one who sent me the link to your hilarious videos.

He said everyone in Italy is laughing at you. I mean, at them.

-No, they're laughing at me. -Let me go get you some minestrone.

Excuse me. Are you the clumsy, dumb guy

in "The Arbuckle Chronicles" videos? -Yes.

You look so stupid in them.

Would you do the skateboard routine again for us?

[applause and cheering]

Ok. That's it. I've had enough of this.

I'm leaving.

[laughing and applauding]

[dramatic music]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Laughing at someone else's misfortune. Now,

I like a joke as much as any guy,

but nothing's funny about accidents,

about people falling down and possibly hurting themselves.

There's nothing funny.

[shouting]

[crashing]

[wild laughter and applause]

You think this has gone too far, Odie?

[whining]

I have to put this right. I mean, despite being rather dumb,

Jon is a very nice owner

and a good provider. He doesn't deserve this.

[barking]

And I think I know how to fix this. You wait here. I need something.

[laughing]

[Nermal humming]

Oh, yeah. Cats don't get any better looking than this.

Hey, Nermal.

I'm on my way to audition for a flea collar commercial.

After all, I'm the cutest kitty cat in the whole wide world.

Well, too bad you're not the most famous.

What do you mean, I'm not the most famous?

You're not very famous. You're not even as famous as Jon.

Jon? Jon the guy who feeds you? He's not famous.

You think so, huh? Just listen to the buzz on the street...

You hear the latest on Arbuckle?

Arbuckle, that's the name! Jon Arbuckle!

How did Jon got to be so famous?

I put him in one of my videos. Millions of people see them.

Wow. Millions of people.

Could you put me in one of your videos?

Could you?

Well, I might find a way to use you. Just leave everything to me.

[newsman] Jon Arbuckle's 15 minutes

of fame are already history.

Oh, thank goodness.

A new internet sensation has taken the world: Nermal, the dumbest...

120 million hits in the last 24 hours. Brace yourself.

I laughed so hard I broke a rib. [laughing]

[guffawing]

[laughing]

Poor Nermal. On the other hand, everyone's forgetting about me.

[sad music]

[Garfield] Hi Nermal,

ready to shoot another video for the internet?

Are you out of your tree, Garfield? You made me look ridiculous.

You made me look like a fool.

I will never in a million years be in one of your videos.

Ok. Have it your way.

Come on, Odie. I'll make you look dumb instead.

[whining]

I can't believe Garfield. Imagine.

Thinking I'd be in another one of his videos after what he did.

-Isn't that the cat in that video? -It is. It's Nermal.

Nermal, we love you in that video.

You do?

We sure do.

-That's Nermal! -Hey, I know that cat!

-Nermal? I love Nermal! -It's Nermal!

[yipping]

Come on. Do something stupid, Odie. Trip. Or fall in the mud. Anything!

It's no use. It's just too boring.

Don't stop shooting, Garfield!

Whoa! I'll be in your video. See?

I have a stupid hat on. I'll fall in the mud, watch!

Then maybe I could fall out of a tree. Or put on clown makeup

or stick my feet...

Nermal thinks he's the most famous cat in the world.

But let's not forget whose name is on this show.

♪ La la la la la ♪

Or do a real stupid dance like this.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR