Original subtitles

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[news program jingle]

[newswoman] We're moments from the launch

of the Concordia space shuttle.

News. There must be something more important on.

Something with people getting dressed up as large chickens.

[whining]

All right, all right. We'll watch this.

[bell ringing]

Guys, I need you to keep an eye on this ferret for me.

Ferret? Aren't two mouths enough to feed?

Especially since one of them is mine?

Liz is totally booked up at the vet clinic,

so I agreed to watch one of her patients awhile.

She'd better not be contagious. Or too hungry.

Depends. What's in it for me?

I just baked an extra-large four-cheese lasagna to make up for it.

It's cooling off now.

Four-cheese lasagna?

[sniffing]

Trust but verify.

Congratulations. You have successfully bribed me into ferret-sitting.

I sell out so cheap.

I'd better get going. I'll be back before dinner!

[cheerful music]

[newswoman] The two astronauts will board the shuttle

any minute now.

Hey guys! I need to stretch my legs for a bit.

Zip it. We're trying to watch TV here.

Just let me out for a bit.

I'm a ferret and ferrets need to exercise

or else they go crazy!

[shrieking]

[crashing]

[howling]

[sighing] All right.

All right...but don't maul any furniture. That's my job.

[shrieking]

[giggling maniacally]

[action music]

[shrieking]

[telephone ringing]

Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please leave me a message at the beep.

[Jon] Garfield, it's me.

I forgot to mention. Don't let Mrs. Ferret out of her cage

under any conditions. Liz put her on a strict diet and she'll eat anything.

Now he tells us.

Can you imagine how bad it would be to be around an animal

that will eat anything? Don't say it.

The four-cheese lasagna! Maybe we can stop her before she eats

all four cheeses!

[groaning]

You! You ate all our lasagna. What do you have to say for yourself?

[hiccupping]

Yeah, that's what I usually say.

Oh, well. When Jon gets home, he'll make us another one.

And another and another.

[growling]

-[phone ringing] -Hi, this in Jon Arbuckle.

Please leave me a message at the beep.

Hey, guys. Bad news. Oh!

My car broke down. I'll have to stay over

at a motel.

Aren't you glad I baked you the lasagna?

Just imagine if you were alone and starving for an entire day!

[screaming]

Quick! The refrigerator! Let's see what's in there.

[action music]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

You ate everything in the refrigerator but the ice cube tray and the light bulb.

Uh-huh. Saving those for dessert. So, what are you two going to eat?

Oh, I'll find something in Jon's cookbook here.

Roast ferret, ferret stew.

Hey, Odie. You in the mood for Chinese food?

Here's a recipe for ferret chow mein.

[screaming]

If you'll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in the cage!

[lively music]

There's got to be something edible here!

[lively music]

[giggling]

[fanfare]

Canned cat food! Jon always keeps one can around in case of an emergency.

Quick. Where's the can opener?

Aha!

[grunting]

[whining]

[grunting]

You want to give it a try?

[laughing]

Odie, you're too dumb to open this can. Just watch and learn.

[grunting]

[giggling]

Fine. I'll just have to use the electric can opener!

[yipping]

No, you can't try now.

[whirring]

[sad music]

It will take more than a stupid piece of metal to stop me

from eating the food that's inside this can!

[whining]

[suspenseful music]

[whining]

No, Odie, for the one thousandth time, I do not need your help.

Just open up,

you pesky piece of metal!

[thudding]

[yowling]

[sad music]

[whining]

No, you cannot help!

Let's run through this one last time.

Ready? One, two, three!

[grunting]

Ouch! Double ouch! Triple ouch.

[whining]

[giggling]

[sad music]

[hissing]

Odie, I don't know about you,

but I'm getting really, really, really hungry.

[whimpering]

This is all your fault.

Hey, Odie, have you ever noticed how much a ferret looks like a hot dog?

[whining]

What are you looking at me like that for? What is it?

Why do you have that mustard and relish look in your eyes?

[licking lips]

I have to warn you. Ferrets taste terrible.

We all taste like asparagus.

I like asparagus.

Did I say asparagus? I meant tofu! Stale, dry tofu!

I like tofu.

The launch has been postponed for a few hours because

of an incoming storm.

But this should pass and we will launch later this afternoon.

Odie, I think I have a new idea.

[intriguing music]

Once a lightning bolt strikes, it will not only open the can

but it will also heat up the food. That is pure genius.

[whining]

You think you're going to win don't you?

[screaming]

[screaming]

But you won't. You will never defeat me.

[yowling]

I really hate canned food.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[crying]

How about some TV to cheer you up?

My cat always comes purring whenever he hears me open a can

of his favorite delicious cat food!

[giggling]

[wailing]

Oops. You don't want to watch that.

[newswoman] The storm seems to be passing.

Yes, it looks like we should be able to launch

the space shuttle in approximately 30 minutes.

Come on! I know how to get this can open.

[whimpering]

[lively music]

[ominous music]

[explosion]

[blasting off]

[intriguing music]

See, I told you we didn't have time to go to the restroom.

Wait! If we're down here, then who's up there?

[intriguing music]

Good thing we kept those spacesuits.

[whimpering]

[dramatic music]

Ok, can! You thought you were indestructible, didn't you?

Well, let's see how you'll survive a fall straight down to Earth.

[maniacally cackling]

[cackling]

[intriguing music]

Oww!

Oh, no!

[intriguing music]

My new hybrid flying saucer!

[suspenseful music]

Take this, you wretched space garbage.

[Garfield] Hey! Go pick on someone else's can of food!

[action music]

By the Seven Rings of Arcturus, this mysterious object is resisting

my disintegrating anti-molecular magma beam!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[action music]

[screaming]

This is Mission Control. We have a problem.

This doesn't look too wonderful, Odie.

[whimpering]

Three, two, one.

[intriguing music]

[screaming]

Look! Phew! That was hairy.

[barking]

[intriguing music]

[screaming]

[cheerful music]

[sighing] Defeated by a can of cat food.

Oh, the shame. Oh, the humiliation.

[yipping]

All right, all right. After all that, you want to see if you can open it?

[whimpering]

Be my guest.

[whining]

Ta-dah!

[sighing]

[laughing]

Odie, before I say or do something I'm going to regret,

I'm going to do something drastic.

[whining]

I'm going to end this cartoon.

[whining]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR