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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

Your dinner, she's coming right up, my friends.

Oh, great, Pooky. It's suppertime.

A personal-sized pizza for Signor Arbuckle.

A puppy-dog-sized pizza for Signor Puppy Dog.

And a Garfield-sized pizza

for Signor Garfield.

Hey, I distinctly recall ordering a large.

Oh, well. Bon appétit, Pooky, my gastronomic friend.

[boy] Look at that cool teddy bear.

Eat your pizza before it gets cold, Jack.

Oh, that was a nice, tasty pizza!

On the small side but tasty.

Oh, what a shame, Pooky!

You haven't touched your pizza.

Well, we can't let it go to waste now, can we?

Boy, Dad, that's the neatest looking teddy bear I ever saw.

I wish I had one like that.

Really? You think other kids would want one?

Sure.

What's that, Pooky? Oh, now you're hungry!

I guess we'll just have to order another pizza then.

[whistling]

I remember you. Arbuckle, right? How much for the teddy bear?

I'm sorry?

The teddy bear. I want to buy it.

What?

No, you can't have Pooky! No!

Not for all the lasagna in Italy!

I'm sorry, Mr. Allwork. My cat loves Pooky

and, well, I just can't take him away because your son wants him.

I don't want to keep it.

I'm CEO of Allwork Toys, a very large company.

I want to make duplicates to sell around the world.

Here's your advance.

[gasping]

Are you allowed to have that many numbers on one check?

Mr. Allwork, you have a deal.

Pooky will be a best seller, Arbuckle.

You and I are going to make a bundle.

Hear that, Pooky?

I always knew you were destined for greatness.

What's that?

You want to celebrate with five more pizzas?

Well, if you insist...

[barking]

We'll have it duplicated and returned to you in no time.

Take good care of him.

[soft music]

[intriguing music]

[joyful music]

[snoring] [Garfield] Pooky.

[sad music]

[Dr. Bonkers] Here's the original,

what was it, Pooky?

We measured and studied every bit of him.

And here is the duplicate prototype we have created.

He's... perfect!

[Mr. Allwork] No.

Kids today have computers.

They want high-tech state of the art.

Daws, take it back to Arbuckle.

Professor, I want you to upgrade and improve this toy.

You know how.

Indeed I do. I shall give you... the teddy bear of the future.

[ominous music]

[cackling]

[drilling]

[howling]

[alarm ringing]

|newswoman] ...and sales of the new toy known as "Robo-Pooky"

are setting new records.

They just went on sale this morning and already

thousands have been sold.

I'm going to be rich.

And I'm going to be even richer.

I bought commercial time on this news broadcast.

Oh, Fluffy, why do you just sit there all day and do nothing?

[announcer] Are your children bored with their teddy bears?

I sure am.

[announcer] Here's the teddy bear of the future...

Robo-Pooky.

Robo-Pooky can sing,

dance, exercise, play games,

clean your room and speak 17 languages.

Robo-Pooky is the best

nanny ever.

"... the princess married an elevator repairman

and they lived happily ever after." Good night.

[yawning]

You shouldn't see this.

Robo-Pooky is your child's very own private entertainer.

You shouldn't see this.

Stay in here until this is all over.

To be, or not to be,

that is the question.

Yay!

[announcer] That's Robo-Pooky.

Coming soon to a store near you.

You're going to love me. And buy me.

Wow, this is awesome, Mr. Allwork.

There was nothing wrong with the original Pooky.

Let him have the one I brought.

Here you are, sir.

Hi, I'm Robo-Pooky. Who wants to play with me?

[yipping]

[giggling]

Two playmates with one brain between them.

And it takes batteries.

[giggling]

I've had enough of this imposter.

Now I will teach you to order soup in Pig Latin and to...

The nerve of trying to improve on the real Pooky.

Accept no substitutes.

[whining]

[cheerful music]

Each one has a computer chip to download software updates

and to communicate with other Robo-Pookies.

It's great, Mr. Allwork.

I can't imagine how anything could go wrong.

[snoring]

[beeping]

[dark music]

Are you sleeping?

[screaming]

Who's that?

I'll tell you a bedtime story.

No, you won't! Go away!

Sorry. I was just trying to help.

[gasping]

[snoring]

Lasagna...

[banging]

-Who is that? -[whimpering]

Do you know what time it is?

Yes. It's 4:06 a.m.

In New Delhi, India,

it's 2:36 in the afternoon.

Want to finger paint?

I just want to entertain you.

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

In here! Let's hide!

[whimpering]

No, no. This is the real one. The good one.

The one who doesn't do anything.

Pick a card, any card.

[screaming]

Yeah! Leave us alone. Let us sleep.

But I am your friend.

I just want to help you and entertain you and...

[gasping]

He looks just like me.

He is... I salute you, Worthy Forebear.

I kiss your feet in respect.

I've tried to get people to treat me like that for years.

I will follow the wishes of the Grand Forebear.

Great. The Grand Forebear says he wants you to let us get some sleep.

[barking]

As you wish.

I shall remain here and bask in the greatness of the Grand Forebear.

Fine. You stay there and bask while we go back to bed.

I cannot keep your glory all to myself.

Attention, fellow Robo-Pookies.

I have found the Grand Forebear. Repeat:

I have found the Grand Forebear.

[dark music]

[screaming]

Gather before the Grand Forebear to pay your respects.

Come, Robo-Pookies of the world.

Use your GPS to track the location of my transmission.

[doorbell ringing]

It's 5:00 a.m. Who's ringing the doorbell

at this hour?

[all] We are here to pay our respects to the Grand Forebear!

We are here to pay our respects to the Grand Forebear!

[screaming]

[dark music]

[screaming]

We are here to pay

our respects to the Grand Forebear!

We have to get them out... But how?

We're here to pay our respects to the Grand Forebear!

Leave it to the cat.

We are here to pay our respects to the Grand Forebear!

[Garfield] Attention, my subjects.

I command you to all follow me and the handsome cat.

[solemn music]

Repeat:

Follow me and the handsome cat. Do you understand?

[all] Yes, Glorious Forebear.

[sinister music]

I got a call that a lot of Robo-Pookies were being returned.

But Dad, don't toys you make get returned all the time?

Yes, but usually they don't march in by themselves.

[cheerful music]

[Garfield giggling]

They're all coming back.

Every one of them! Every one we made and sold.

I'll have to give refunds on every one of them.

So, I'm not rich?

You'll be lucky if you can afford a yo-yo.

I should never have gotten into this Pooky business.

[Jack] I like mine.

That's the prototype. The one that didn't do anything.

Yeah. I'm glad I have it.

What do you do with it?

I don't know. You just love it, I guess.

[soft music]

Well... at least I made one kid happy.

And I guess I realized what I love about Pooky.

He's a lot like me.

[whining]

Yeah. He doesn't do anything.

[whining]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR