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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

Once upon a time...

If you don't marry by your 21st birthday,

the next in line becomes king!

[Garfield] Next in line was the royal viceroy.

Pup, we have to stop that man! We have to help Prince Jon find a wife.

The birds and animals love you, Elizabeth.

If he convinces the animal lady to marry him,

what happens to your plan to become king?

[cheerful music]

[happy humming]

[humming continues]

[whining]

[happy humming]

[whining]

I'll come finish the story right after I have my tuna sandwich.

[agonized groaning]

[happy humming]

[cheerful music]

[grumbling]

Quit shoving. I'm going, I'm going.

Now, where did I leave off?

[growling]

Oh, right.

The superior cat and the adequate dog were face to face

with a fire-breathing dragon.

[roaring]

There are times, my canine friend,

when one must stand tall against an enemy

and not flee in terror.

[roaring]

This is not one of those times.

[screaming]

[gasping for breath]

[screaming]

[action music]

Oh no! Stop!

[roaring]

[panting]

[intriguing music]

[gasping for breath]

[happy whimper]

They had escaped the dragon... for now.

They still had a problem.

To reach this woman, we have to go up this road.

The dragon will be waiting for us.

[groaning]

But the cat was not only handsome, he was smart.

And an idea came to him.

Seems like a rotten thing to do to anyone,

even a fire-breathing dragon.

But this is a desperate situation. Come on!

[breathing heavily]

[laughing]

[action music]

Here, you take one and I'll take the other.

-Kitty cat! -Puppy dog!

[snarling]

[twins] We wanna play with the dragon! We wanna play with the dragon!

He's so adorable.

[roaring]

-He's such a cute dragon! -[thudding]

We like you, Mr. Dragon!

He could use a moisturizer.

He has such nice coloring!

[panicked braying]

-He could use a permanent! -I'll do his lips!

He'll look gorgeous!

-You're such a cute dragon. -You're so sweet.

[roaring and crashing]

[roaring]

He's such a cute dragon.

[soft music]

Why... why...

I'm beautiful. I'm finally beautiful.

How can I thank you? And apologize for being so mean to you before?

Hey, we all feel a little dragony when we don't look our best.

To make it up to us, how about a lift?

Sure. Where to?

A lady, Elizabeth, lives in a cottage

in the Blue Forest.

Oh, sure.

The one who takes care of animals and won't marry the prince.

[medieval music]

[Odie screaming]

So, they headed for the home of lovely Elizabeth...

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

[exasperated groan]

[happy humming]

Finally, the magnificent cat

had had enough!

He abandoned Drusilla and Minerva in the forest

and they vanished forever...

[growling]

You're right. That's too rotten even for me...

I mean, for the wonderful cat. No, he didn't do that.

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

We'll drop these adorable children off at the castle then head up there!

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

-Happy now? -[happily whimpering]

[whining]

[happily whimpering]

Well now, here comes real trouble.

As they rode,

they passed an animal Elizabeth fed,

a repulsive little cat

named Ner-- uh, named...

Lamren.

-[whining] -Yeah, Lamren.

Lamren was the only animal Elizabeth fed who wasn't nice.

In fact...

Hey, if I tell the viceroy about this,

he'll reward me when he becomes king!

[evil laughter]

He ran all the way to the castle and spilled the beans.

Maybe he'll name me officially the Cutest Kitty Cat in the Kingdom!

[evil laughter]

Looks that way.

They'll try to convince Elizabeth to marry the prince.

If she does, he becomes king instead of me.

That would destroy my whole plan to loot the kingdom.

Well, I helped you out... So, what's my reward?

I'll give you a reward. Mail him to Abu Dhabi!

[screaming]

[evil laughter]

Oh. Did I say Abu Dhabi? Sorry, I read that wrong.

What he actually said was--

I'll give you a reward. Throw him in the tower!

But why?

[cackling]

I hate snitches.

But I'm loyal! I'm cute! I'm cute and loyal!

And did I mention adorable?

While you're at it, throw the prince in there with him.

I'm not taking any chances.

And I'd better take care of that woman he wants to marry.

The royal dogcatcher threw Lamren in the prison tower.

He threw the prince in there, too.

You can't do this to me. I'm the ruler of this kingdom!

Not after tomorrow, you ain't.

The viceroy went to visit a wicked witch he kept on staff.

I asked for a poison apple.

Apples are too healthy.

I'm making spaghetti bolognese.

You'll see what it does when the royal food taster gets here.

[evil laughter]

Royal food taster! Any food for tasting today?

Maybe something yummy?

Try some of this.

Mmmm. It smells simply scrumptious.

[gobbling]

[slurping]

Not bad.

It could use a pinch of oregano, maybe a drop more olive oil

and I would suggest...

[choking]

Will he sleep forever?

He'll sleep until a true love comes and kisses him.

That'll be forever.

All right, go! Take care of her.

I will.

But first, I'll transform myself into someone

she would never suspect was a wicked witch! Broom!

[laughter]

[cackling]

[evil laughter]

[dramatic music]

Off she went with the spaghetti of doom. Before long,

she was there.

There's her cottage.

[ominous music]

Here you go, little mole.

[gleefully giggling]

Here you go, little chicken.

She's so nice to us. I ought to lay her an egg.

I would, too, if I could.

[joyful music]

♪ Which one is the right choice? ♪

♪ The man who can stand up and fight ♪

♪ The one who has the most haunting voice ♪

♪ The artist who has a gift to write ♪

♪ If he said he needs me ♪

♪ I'd feel like my life had begun ♪

♪ Which one is the right choice? ♪

♪ Which one? ♪

[rock music]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

[knocking] [woman voice] Hello. Anybody ho--

[clearing throat]

[Italian accent] Hello? Is anybody home?

♪ Yes ♪

Buongiorno, bellisima. I see you feed all the animals.

I thought it was about time someone fed you.

Why, that's very nice of you.

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter continues]

[barking]

[whimpering]

No, I can't tell her not to eat the spaghetti of doom.

[moaning]

She invited the chef in...

It smells delicious, but I'm on a diet. I shouldn't be eating pasta.

But I slaved over a hot cauldron--

I mean, a stove - all day. Just a taste?

[evil laughter]

Well, since you worked so hard on it.

[evil laughter]

[whining]

[evil laughter]

Yes.

[woman voice] Broom!

[evil laughter]

[coughing]

[sad music]

[all] Oh!

So, the evil witch had succeeded in her--

[agonized moaning]

Quiet, Odie.

The evil witch had succeeded in her mission,

largely because the heroic cat and okay dog

arrived 2 minutes too late.

Two minutes can make all the difference in the world.

Two minutes can mean life and love

and happiness.

Or it can mean this.

[sadly whining]

[Odie crying]

[crying continues]

Odie, it's just a story. Odie!

Doesn't that dog understand this is a fairy tale?

I'm going to have to find him and explain that to him.

But first, I'm going to get something to eat. Why don't you join me?

[upbeat music]

Subtitling : ECLAIR