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[♪]
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[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
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The general.
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[TRUMPETING]
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Gentlemen, our position
is very precarious.
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Unless our Secret Service
can get the information
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as to the enemy's plans,
we will be forced to retreat.
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Colonel, what operators
have we here?
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Operators 12, 14 and 15.
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Good.
We are fortunate.
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Gentlemen, they are
the very brains
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of the entire
Secret Service.
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Summons them.
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[TRUMPETING]
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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[YELLS]
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[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]
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GENERAL:
Attention.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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That's a coincidence.
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Operator 12.
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Oh.
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Operator 14.
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[ASCENDING TONES,
HIGH-PITCHED GIBBERISH]
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Ugh. Operator 15.
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[SNAPPING]
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[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
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What happened to Operator 13?
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He swam across the river
and died of Potomac poisoning.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Ah!
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[GRUNTS]
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Men, our army is in danger
of annihilation.
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Unless we know
the plans of the enemy,
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our cause is lost.
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Sir, here are
the uniforms
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we took from
the enemy prisoners.
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Good.
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We have captured three
of the enemy's officers,
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and you are going
to take their places.
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Well, you will don
their uniforms.
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We'll give you
their credentials,
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and your names will be, uh:
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Lieutenant Duck,
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Captain Dodge
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and Major Hyde.
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Now, I want you three men
to bring me back
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the necessary information,
providing you get back.
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[ALL BICKERING]
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LARRY:
We'll divide it.
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We'll divide it up equally.
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Well, do you remember
your names?
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[COUGHS]
MOE AND LARRY: No.
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Duck, Dodge, Hyde.
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[GRUNTS]
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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Attention.
Attention!
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Whoa.
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Avast, there.
Shiver my timbers.
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Ship ahoy.
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Heave to on the port side.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
I wonder if this is
the right place, lieutenant.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
I reckon this is the place,
captain.
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What do you-all say,
major?
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Well, as there's no other place
around the place,
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I reckon this
must be the place.
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I reckon.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Oh!
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How deep is
this here river, major?
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[NORMAL VOICE]
It ain't deep.
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Look.
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See?
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It ain't-- Agh!
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[WHOOPING]
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Man overboard.
Man the lifeboats.
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We'll have the preservers
in a minute.
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We'll have you out
in a moment, sir.
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Easy, major.
Whoa.
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You're frightening
Clementine.
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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What's the matter?
What happened?
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I was lost,
all by myself.
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Let me see your hand.
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Ow!
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I'm-- I'm getting tired
of this army.
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I'm getting tired
of both armies.
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Oh!
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Oh, thanks, boys.
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If you hadn't
of held that branch,
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it woulda killed me.
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Oh, another sentry.
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Remember the password.
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Go ahead.
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Oh.
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What happened?
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Nothin'.
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Oh.
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Follow me.
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Halt.
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Advance and give
the countersign.
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ALL:
Cumberland.
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That's only
for the first line.
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So it is.
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Charlie gives it
for the second line.
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Charlie?
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Sure, everybody knows
Good Time Charlie.
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He walks like this:
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Hey, wait!
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Look, another sentry.
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Do your stuff,
lieutenant.
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Spread out.
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That way.
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Why you...
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Halt.
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Advance and give
the countersign.
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Cumberland.
And Charlie walks like this:
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Halt.
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What seems to be
the trouble here?
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Well, he doesn't know
the countersign.
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He's not supposed to,
I reckon.
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Do you know who this is?
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No.
Who is he?
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I, uh--
Tell him, captain.
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Why, yes, um...
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he's a gentleman
of the South.
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Of the South.
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
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Yes, sir.
Hallelujah.
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Never mind,
I'll take care of him.
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Hey, you-all looking
for me?
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Why, no.
Who are you, stranger?
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I'm Charlie.
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You know,
the fellow walks like this:
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No, you're
the wrong Charlie.
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The Charlie we're looking for
walks like this-a:
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I've got a better one
for the colonel.
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What is it, major?
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There were three men
in three beds,
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only had two blankets.
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How'd they keep warm?
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I don't know.
How did they, major?
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They turned on the heat.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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See that?
Yeah.
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Oh!
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See that?
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Ooh.
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By, uh, the way, colonel,
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I think we ought to have
about 75,000 men down here.
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Oh, don't make me laugh.
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We've only got 19,000.
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah.
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[COLONEL LAUGHS]
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LARRY:
But I reckon we ought
to have about 350
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heavy pieces of artillery,
don't you think?
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Oh, that's where
we fooled 'em.
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We've only
got 18 pieces.
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Eighteen pieces,
a mere handful.
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COLONEL [LAUGHING]:
Yes.
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Let's forget business,
gentlemen,
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and, uh, freshen up
our juleps.
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Sure, the colonel
is right.
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Let's have a nip
and tuck.
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What's that, major?
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Well, one nip and they tuck you
away for the night.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ooh! Ugh.
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Colonel, uh,
have we--?
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Yes, we have plenty
for everybody.
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Here you are. Heh.
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Took enough
of that stuff.
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[POURING DRINKS]
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And that'll be
the last time--
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Whoo-uh-hoo!
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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I was burning up.
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Do you know
what that paper was?
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Hot.
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Hello, Daddy.
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Oh, hello,
dear.
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I'm baking a cake
all by myself.
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Oh, that's fine,
dear.
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By the way, gentlemen,
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let me introduce
my daughter, Judith.
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Would you-all care
to partake
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in my cake
when it's done?
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We-all would sure
love it.
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Lead us to it.
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[CURLEY YELLS]
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MOE:
I baked a cake once,
but it fell and killed a cat.
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Major, how about
another nip and tuck.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hello, Charlie.
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Message, sir.
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[CURLEY WHOOPING]
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This is serious.
COLONEL: What is it?
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I can't see so good
without my glasses.
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Well, what does it say?
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"Official communication
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to Colonel Buttz,
Q.X. Division."
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Ha--
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[WHOOPING]
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Well, what did it say?!
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It's about the Union Army.
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W-w-what was it?
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All Union soldiers are now
wearing Union underwear.
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Think of it.
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[WHOOPING]
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Oh, baking, eh?
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Can I help you?
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I used to work in a bakery
as a pilot.
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A pilot?
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Yeah, I used to take
the bread from one corner
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and pile it in the other.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
[LAUGHS]
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Well, um, can you spread
this cake
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with some
of the strawberry preserves?
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Oh, certainly.
Okay.
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[LAUGHS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh.
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Oh, there's a hole in it.
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Oh, another one.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Here's the other one.
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Be careful,
it's hot.
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La, la, la, la, la, la.
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CURLEY:
You know, I quit my job
at that bakery.
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JUDITH:
Why?
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CURLEY:
Oh, I got sick
of the dough
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and thought I'd go
on the loaf.
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[SLAP]
CURLEY: Oh!
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You should be proud
of your achievement.
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Missy, this cake is
as light as a feather.
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I'm sure
you'll like it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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What did you-all say
the name of this cake was?
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Southern comfort.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Uh, tastes like
Southern comforter.
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JUDITH:
You certainly
like that cake.
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Do you mind if I dunk?
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Dunk? Uh--
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JUDITH:
Do you like the cake?
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Here, you'd better have
my piece too.
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[MUTTERING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Do you like that cake?
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If I hadn't helped bake it,
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I'd never knew it was a cake.
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Oh.
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Hm.
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Yeah.
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Oh...
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How's yours taste?
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Like a mattress.
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Want mine?
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I'm stuffed now.
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Gentlemen.
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I just received word that
the left flank must move over
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to the right and the right flank
must move over to the left.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
I need your advice.
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What can you suggest?
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I--
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[COUGHING]
269
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,840
He's molting.
270
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,220
[COUGHING]
271
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,390
He's been eating
raw chicken.
272
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,310
[STOOGES COUGHING]
273
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,480
What is--?
274
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,690
What is this,
anyway?
275
00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,190
Where did you get
these feathers?
276
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,690
Can't you do something
about this?
277
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,690
[STOOGES COUGHING]
278
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:32,610
Where did you get
this stuff, anyway?
279
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:35,200
[STOOGES COUGHING]
280
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,210
Colonel,
we have information
281
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,120
that there are spies
in your ranks.
282
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,210
I'm here to investigate.
283
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:50,210
You don't think--
284
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,710
Introduce me
to your guests.
285
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,220
Oh, by all means.
286
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,020
Right this way.
287
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,550
COLONEL:
Gentlemen, meet Major Filbert.
288
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,020
Oh.
289
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,530
Ooh.
290
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,030
[WHIMPERS]
291
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,030
A victim of circumstance.
292
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,820
Major Filbert's here
because there have been rumors
293
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,700
that there are Northern spies
in our Southern ranks.
294
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,570
The major suspects
everybody.
295
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,570
He's know as
"Bloodhound Filbert,"
296
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,080
and he can smell a spy
a mile away.
297
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,740
[CHUCKLES]
298
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,800
I'm glad he can't
smell 'em any closer.
299
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,330
Ooh. Oh.
Shh.
300
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,300
Pardon me,
I didn't quite get the name.
301
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,590
This here is Captain Dodge
of the Horse Marines.
302
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:36,590
Well, I've quite a pleasant
surprise for you, captain.
303
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,060
What is it, major?
304
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,650
Why, they told me that your
father came in this afternoon.
305
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:44,730
My father?
FILBERT: Yes.
306
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,240
Boys, Dad's here.
307
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,740
Yeah.
308
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:49,910
Is he still
as tall as ever?
309
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,940
No, he's rather short.
310
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,910
Well, he can't borrow
any money from me, sir.
311
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,910
[LAUGHS]
312
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,420
Oh, excuse me,
gentlemen,
313
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,250
I gotta take care
of a weak back.
314
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,120
Pardon me, how long
have you had a weak back?
315
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,200
Oh, about
a week back.
316
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,210
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
317
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,710
See that?
Oh...
318
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,210
Oh!
319
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,710
Ah! Ow!
320
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,270
Here's to the success
of our cause.
321
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,270
And here's to the success
of our cause.
322
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,810
LARRY [RASPY VOICE]:
Where's Captain Dodge?
323
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,390
Sounds like trouble.
324
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,480
Sounds like
Lieutenant Duck to me.
325
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,060
Ah!
Shh.
326
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,950
How is my son?
327
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,400
Oh, fine,
Uncle Tom, fine.
328
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,150
Uncle Tom?
329
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,070
That's short
for Pappy.
330
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,660
By the way, captain,
331
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,160
I forgot to tell you,
332
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,460
your wife also came in
this afternoon.
333
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,250
[SQUEALING]
334
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,130
Where are you going?
335
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,140
I left my horse parked
in a safety zone.
336
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,140
Yee!
337
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,930
Tell me, captain, is your wife
a blond or a brunette?
338
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:08,350
[COUGHS]
339
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,240
Well, sir,
I really can't say.
340
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,740
You know, when she
first married me,
341
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,240
everybody accused her
of being very light-headed.
342
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,740
[LAUGHING]
343
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,000
Hm.
344
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,080
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Whoo-hoo.
345
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,630
Dodgey, kiss me.
346
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,550
[SHOUTS]
347
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:41,130
Darling, darling.
348
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,640
Gentlemen,
this is Mrs. Dodge, my wife.
349
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,860
Oh, colonel.
350
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,360
[MOUTHING WORDS]
351
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,360
[CHUCKLES]
352
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,700
Mrs. Dodge. Heh.
353
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:56,620
COLONEL:
Let's have a drink
to the beautiful Mrs. Dodge.
354
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,450
Now, I'll have this fixed
in just a minute.
355
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,040
[LOUD RIPPING]
356
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,540
Ahem.
Oh, gentlemen.
357
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,040
You're very kind,
sir.
358
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,540
Thank you.
And major.
359
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,470
I was wondering,
Mrs. Dodge,
360
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,830
what did you do
with your little baby?
361
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,170
Baby?
362
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,170
Baby?
363
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,920
Oh, my baby.
364
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,560
What have you done
with my baby?
365
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,650
Oh, I want my baby.
366
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,150
What have they done
with my child?
367
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,650
But, Mrs. Dodge, I, uh--
I-- We--
368
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,100
There, there.
Don't worry, Dixie Lou.
369
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,600
I'll get him.
370
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,110
Him?
371
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,190
Her.
372
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,190
FILBERT: Her?
It.
373
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,690
I'm a victim
of circumstance.
374
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,190
I'm going to faint.
375
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,700
Oh, she has fainted.
376
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,700
Get her a glass
of water.
377
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,200
No, whiskey.
378
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,200
[STAMMERS]
379
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,700
Do you think
they'll ever find him?
380
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,670
Here, honey.
381
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,620
Where did you find it?
382
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,630
He was walking
down by the railroad.
383
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,630
Alone?
384
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,630
No, I was with her.
385
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,630
Well, let's see
the little darling.
386
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:04,630
He looks just
like the captain.
387
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,050
Yeah?
388
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,860
Looks like you,
does he?
389
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,360
We had him down
at the beach all summer.
390
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,860
He got quite sunburned.
391
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:16,860
Sunburned?
392
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:17,860
Yeah, here.
393
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,370
Why, you-- What'll I do
with him?
394
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,370
Hold him for 30 days.
395
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,280
If nobody claims him,
he's yours.
396
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,370
[WHOOPING]
Wait a minute!
397
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,740
Come back
and get this baby!
398
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,820
FILBERT:
Here, here, I--
Jerry, you take him.
399
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,320
COLONEL:
No way. What would I do
with him?
400
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,830
I'll get them!
401
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,830
[WHOOPING]
402
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,080
[CONTINUES WHOOPING]
403
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,970
Spies escaping.
404
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,470
Get 'em, boys!
Come on.
405
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,090
Hey, wait a minute.
406
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,090
In this tree trunk.
407
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,590
Hurry up.
[WHOOPING]
408
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,430
[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]
409
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,740
Man the guns.
410
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,240
The enemy is approaching.
411
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,330
[EXPLOSION]
412
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,750
FILBERT: Ready, men?
MAN: Yes, sir.
413
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,620
Fire!
414
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,920
I wonder what's become
of operators 12, 14 and 15.
415
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,380
[INCREASINGLY LOUD WHISTLING]
416
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,630
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
417
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,640
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