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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just wook awound you ♪
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♪ Chances are
we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
aplenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, cut it out, puddy.
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Let me hold ya and I will.
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[Granny snoring]
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[snores]
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[smacking]
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(Sylvester)
Come back here!
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crash
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Phew! Puddy's got the eye
of the tiger today. Ohh!
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[growls]
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[instrumental music]
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[slurps]
Ahh!
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crash
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[groans]
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Puddy doed it.
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[chuckles]
Out like a light.
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- Uh-oh.
- And the flag is up.
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screech
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You're wasting your time.
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crash
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[pants]
Aw, come on!
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You know you'll
never weally catch me.
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Says you.
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Well, all I know is
that you can't eat me.
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Huh?
And why do you say that?
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Because, puddy, if you
ever get wid of me
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then we don't have a show.
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- What?
- After all, I am the star.
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Oh, yeah?
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chomp chomp
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That star could
have used some salt.
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Mmm..
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and this kitty could
use a little nappy.
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[yawns]
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[belches]
Mmm.
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Tastes like chicken.
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[chimes]
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[yawns]
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I must have
dozed off a bit.
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Oh, why even bother
with cooking?
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It's pizza tonight.
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Maybe my little Tweety bird
would like some anchovies?
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Yes, I'd like a large
anchovy-and-onion pizza with..
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[gasps]
Tweety!
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(boy #1)
'You mean the world-famous
Warner Bros. cartoon
character?'
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Oh, my heavens! Tweety!
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Where are you?
Tweety pie.
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This time he's gone too far.
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Where is that cat?
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'Of course. Where else?'
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Sylvester, where is Tweety?
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[belches]
Mmm.
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Tastes like corn.
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How could you do that
to my Tweety bird?
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Sylvester, this time, you've
really crossed the line.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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This is Granny.
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"Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries."
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I'm sorry to report
we've had a J-9.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yes, I was afraid of that.
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That's it.
We've been canceled.
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Huh?
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[upbeat music]
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(female #1)
'So what's the big deal?'
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'Look, these things happen
in this business.'
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'Kids blink.
Cats eat birds.'
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[telephone rings]
'Hold on. I've got a call.'
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We've notified
the local affiliates
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and prorated the ad time.
The bird's a huge loss.
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His TV Qis higher
than Alan Alda's.
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Old news.
Personally I always thought
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the show was too geriatric.
No teen appeal.
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Anyhow, it'll all
be forgotten by sweeps.
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We can absorb the cost because
I completely over budgeted
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every other show.. I think.
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And since finishing this series
would show a profit
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we can just use a new bird.Nobody will ever notice.
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(male announcer)
'Bold headlines trumpet the news
to the people.'
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'Hollywood's elite vie
for the coveted role.'
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Like, uh, I thought
I saw a puddy tat, daddy-o.
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Too old.
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- Next.
- Next.
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"Hector. Sylvester."
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'Oh, wait, hee-hee.
I-I could do that better.'
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'Hector! Sylvester!'
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And there's granny now!
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[excited chatter]
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screech
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[siren blares]
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- There's the killer!
- Bird hater!
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Mr. Special!
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Sorry, no autographs, please.
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Granny! Hector, baby!
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Let's just shoot this episode
and get on with it.
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There's so much
positive energy on this set.
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Why waste any of it?
Meet your new costar.
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[all gasp]
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(female #2)
'Come on, kids.'
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It's time for Tweety
and Sylvester cartoons.
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(both)
It's the best show in the world!
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Come back here,
you budget lunch.
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[children scream]
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Ooh!
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[children gasp]
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What's with this fake Tweety?
Where's the real Tweety?
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I'm sending my husband
down there.
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'He's a drill-press operator
and loves his cartoons.'
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[indistinct chatter]
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(operator)
'Yes, ma'am, we know.
We're sorry.'
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(all)
Tweety!
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(all)
Tweety!
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[speaking in foreign language]
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(all)
Tweety!
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(all)Tweety!
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It doesn't affect anybody
but flyover country folk.
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'The show did big numbers
in New York and LA.'
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'I'll talk to you
when I return from my
vacation.'
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You know how to whistle,
don't ya?
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You just put your
lips together and blow.
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Sheesh, do I miss Tweety!
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I could go for a nice
little yellow snack right now.
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[slurps]
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(male #1)
'Hey, cat.'
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'Cause of what you did, there's
no good cartoons to watch.
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Yeah, but what about this, eh?
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What's a guy to do?
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Aw, shove off, yardbirds.
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I ain't no p-p-p-pigeon.
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You only talk tough
with your door locked.
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Oh, yeah? Says you.
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(guard)
'Stand clear! Exercise time!'
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[buzzer]
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I don't want to play.
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People are angry.
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They want fewer taxes
and the real Tweety Bird!
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[bell rings]
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(mal #3)
'Gentlemen..'
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[alarms blare]
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The loss of Tweety Bird
is a significant jolt
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to the entertainment sector
and today's stock dive's
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indicative of the bird's
worth to investors.
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It's going to have
global repercussions.
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You know, I'm not even
sure if the TV works.
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[mumbles]
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I know. That new Tweety
is just awful.
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(male #2)
'We have no choice but to
accelerate our military
growth.'
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Our nation teeters on the brink
of economic disaster
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with the loss of..
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[chokes up]
Tweety Bird.
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Now, this little lady
will brief you
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as to the problem specifics.
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Sylvester the cat
finally ate Tweety Pie.
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No Tweety Bird
means no TV show.
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No TV show means
no character-generated
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retail merchandising to be sold
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to the public
at 4000 times cost.
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Any questions?
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No Tweety, no profits.
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[clamoring]
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(female reporter)
'And so tonight,
here and across the world'
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the human race
comes together
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putting aside both petty
and generational differences
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in an outpouring of love for
a timeless cartoon character.
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With a growing call
for justice to be served
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'to the devourer of Tweety,
Sylvester the cat.'
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[siren wailing]
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Wait'll I get my hands
on that cat.
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I could use
a new seat cushion.
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[dogs bark]
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[sirens blare]
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rumble
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This cat comes in
pretty handy...underground.
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[spits]
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Yeah, and it
tastes like topsoil.
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You and me are partners.
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Whoops! Aah!
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[siren blares]
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There's my new seat cushion!
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There's that villain now!
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[clamoring]
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- Boy, I'd hate to be you.
- Whaa!
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swoosh
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clang
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Hey. Hey! You're stretching
my seat cushion.
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[mumbling]
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I've always wanted to do this.
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Aah!
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[sputters]
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Hey, what gives?
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[gasps]
Tweety!
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You're alive!
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Ha! Gotcha right
where I want you.
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Don't do it, puddy.
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I love you, buddy.
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You're the best.
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See why cartoons are so special.
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Anything can happen.
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[theme music]
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