Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come in on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then i'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Take your seats, class.

My name is..

...Granny.

And I'm your substitute teacher for today.

[laughing]

We shall begin today's lesson with science

using my pets, Tweety, Hector and Sylvester .

[snoring]

- Huh? - This is tweety.

'Serinus Canarius. A bird.'

'And it's the early bird which catches the worm.'

Heh-heh-heh.

Ooh, that widdle birdie must like the taste of chalk.

[indistinct chatter]

Now pay close attention, class.

This is Felis Catus, a house cat. He loves milk.

'But like his bigger cousins in the jungle'

'the house cat loves to hunt for food.'

Come on, cat. Go get him.

Ooh, better wook out wittle birdie.

(Granny) 'And cats love to eat birds, as you know.'

[gasps] I can't watch.

[bell tolling]

[indistinct chatter]

Ten minutes recess, children.

Saved by the bell.

C'est la vie. Oh, it was a nice thought.

Wait, if it worked for granny

why, it'll be a cinch for me.

Geronimo!

[crash]

What I won't do for a meal.

[humming]

Hmm, now, where to begin.

[instrumental music]

Twelve famous artists taught me to do this.

Time for a real meal.

[honk]

[screeching]

thomp

thwap

[dramatic music]

Whew! I'm getting pooped just watching.

- Hey, poochie, help. - Huh? Huh?

[growling]

[barking]

[chokes]

Grrr

You've got to unhook your weash first.

Huh?

Hmm! Hmm!

Puddy needs some artistic supervision.

(Sylvester) First I've gotta take care of flea brain.

[chuckling]

[thudding]

Aah!

[groans]

Thanks for dropping in.

[chuckling]

Grrr

[pencil sharpener grinds]

Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.

But this is chalk.

Pretty fishies.

[whistles] Uh-oh.

Hey, give us a taste.

[screaming]

I didn't know puddy liked water.

Hold the tartar sauce.

[shatters]

Hup two, three, four.

Hup two, three, four.

Hup two, three, four.

Geronimo.

[instrumental music]

Ooh.

One, two, three, draw.

[instrumental music]

[thuds]

Huh?

[rumbing]

[squelching]

[hector chuckles]

puff

[laughing]

Grrr

Hmm, I think I have time for a snack.

Aha!

Gulp. Yummy.

Hmm?

[instrumental music]

[train whistle blowing]

[crash]

[toot toot]

splash

[chomping]

[chuckling]

[chomping]

[engine whirring]

crash

One side.

[instrumental music]

[Sylvester chuckles]

He went right under him.

If that's the best you can do..

[chuckling]

[mumbling]

[insturmental music]

Here's what I think of your s-s-sphinx, daddy-o.

Like..

[roaring]

...man

[gasps]

screech

[cranking]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Play ball!

[gruntign]

[thuds]

[grunting]

Ha! I couldn't have drawn this better myself.

Jack Hamm, eat your heart out.

(Granny) Foul ball!

[grunting]

Wooks like he's out.

[bell tolling]

Come on, children, form a straight line.

Recess is over, back to..

Oh, my. What happened to this classroom?

- Hector. Sylvester. - Hmm?

I can't leave you two alone for a minute.

[chuckling]

Unlike my poor little birdie

'who's been good all this time.'

You two can spend the rest of today in detention.

Now to straighten up.

Well, that finishes science for today.

Now, please open your grammar book to page 41.

Next she'll give me homework.

♪ Funny tales can come true ♪

♪ They can happen to you ♪

♪ When you're tweety at heart ♪♪

[theme music]