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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
aplenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[knock on door]
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Mr. Twang.
Mr. Twang, you in there?
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Mr. Twang,
I got the stuff you ordered.
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One fly swatter.
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One bug balm! Now, what does
he want with these things?
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'Doesn't he know he's due
on stage in 20 minutes?'
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Oh, who cares anyway?
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'Who cares about whatever
happened to Shorty Twang?'
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[engine revving]
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Hector. Here, Hector.
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sniff sniff sniff
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♪ Little birdy sing this song ♪
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♪ Doo-da doo-da ♪
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♪ Nashville works
for five days long ♪
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♪ Oh de doo-da day ♪
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♪ Going to see the stars ♪
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♪ Picking their guitars ♪
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[indistinct singing]
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♪ All the way today ♪♪
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Son.
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Huh?
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- Ah!
- 'Watch out, puddy cat.'
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That junk food is woaded
with monotodium twudamate.
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Oh, yeah?
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[growling]
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Ding dang, fiddle faddle.
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Hurry up, puddy,
or dwanny's gonna get you.
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[mumbling]
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Oh. Ooh!
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Tweety!
Are you alright, buddy?
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Say it ain't so, Tweets.
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Say it ain't..
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Sylvester.
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(man on TV)
'From country music city'
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'USA, Nashville, Tennessee'
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it's time for
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'The Grand Old Hoedown.'
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Poor birdie.
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A little
Shorty Twang will make
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my little Tweety
feel better.
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(Granny)
'I wonder what's
keeping Hector.'
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Hector, here boy.
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- Aww! Hey, there, hound dog.
- Huh?
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Aah!
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Slow down, Hector,
slow down.
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(man on TV)
'And now,
here's tonight's host.'
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'Potter Winnymaster.'
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Man, you're the greatest
audience I've ever seen.
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[audience applauding]
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♪ Aaaa-aaa-aaaa-aaa ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Aaaa-aaa-aaaa-aaa ♪
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[audience exclaiming]
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♪ She'll be comin' around
to Nashville when she comes ♪
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♪ She'll be singin'
on the hoedown when she comes ♪♪
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Oh, my goodness.
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Where is Shorty Twang?
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'He's missing
from his usual spot'
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'in the opening number.'
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He's missin'?
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What about me,
for Pete's sake?
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Now I've travelled
this great land
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and I know what
cats like, yes, sir.
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[instrumental music]
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A mouth waterin'
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smoke house glazed ham.
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And a fried chicken leg.
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Mm-hmm!
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Now take this drumstick,
please.
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Gee! Thanks, fella.
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slurp slurp
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buzz
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[laughing]
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chomp chomp chomp
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Burp!
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Oh, listen.
I didn't appreciate that.
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Now, hold on.
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[grunts]
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When I come up again,
you'll get some real
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down home cookin',
I promise.
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Shorty Twang. Shorty Twang.
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Ah-ha.
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"Shorty Twang is a Hoedown
regular and never misses
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the Saturday night
opening number."
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Maybe he'll show up
after the commercial.
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I'll stay tuned,
just to make sure.
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One, three, two, have I got
a surprise for you.
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[laughs]
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splat
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Surprise...surprise.
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Ooh.
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[laughing]
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It's far out.
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Oop.
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[laughs]
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splash
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Well, that's all
for tonight, folks.
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We'll see y'all again next week
on the grand old hoedown.
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'And still no Shorty Twang.'
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I've been rooked.
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I'll turn Nashville upside down
to find Shorty Twang.
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But first, I'll let Sylvester
out of the bathroom.
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[gasps]
Sylvester!
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[mellow music]
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Nashville sure looks great
for my front-row cage.
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Hmpf, and I get to see
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this hillbilly heaven
from a cat carrier.
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Have some pumpkin,
country bumpkin.
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splat
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You.
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[clamoring]
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Don't look inside.
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It's horrible.
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[elephant trumpeting]
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I told you not to look, poochie.
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Ah!
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(Granny)
'Settle down, Hector.'
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Howdy, cuz.
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[barking]
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'Hector!'
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[barking]
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Hector, you get down
this instant.
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Hector.
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[both laughing]
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Apparently, some pets get frisky
in this country air.
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Maybe music will calm
you savage beasts.
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(male announcer on radio)
'Shorty Twang,
season citizen hoedown star'
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'has not appeared on the show
in many weeks, folks.'
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'And hoedown official say
they don't miss Shorty.'
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Fiddle faddle, Shorty
is the twang in country music.
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vroom
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(Granny)
'Hee-haw.'
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Shorty's not here.
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- Hee-haw.
- I'm in pursuit, Joe.
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Or here.
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- We switched train..
- That was a bad hook-up, y'all.
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[clamoring]
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[sputters]
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[coughing]]
He's not here either.
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'Hey, this doll's mad
as a cow.'
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- 'They got them ding dongs.'
- 'Yahoo.'
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[horn blaring]
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crash
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(Granny)
'Shorty's certainly not here.'
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And they say all the nuts
are in California.
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Here we are.
The Southern Lineage Society.
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Why didn't I think
of this before?
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Shorty Twang.
I don't seem to recall.
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Uh, must be a distant branch
of the South Georgia Twangs.
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- New money, you know.
- Thanks.
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- She's fly for an old lady.
- I got Gilly and the team.
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(crowd)
Yahoo!
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[horn blaring]
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[indistinct chatter]
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(Shorty)
'Well, it's time to hit
the trail, stand-up buddies.'
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I'mma hangin' up my spurs.
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But I'm not retiring
to the old bunk-house just yet.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[tire screeching]
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[siren wailing]
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I need to make a pit stop.
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I'll only be a moment.
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And no monkey business
out of you two.
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Now, you see what the music
business has taught me is
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'I can move on
from singing to managing.'
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Why, it's Shorty Twang.
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I haven't felt this emotional
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since we saw Liberachi
in Las Vegas.
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When's chow time, Bunky?
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Ooh.
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[whistling]
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[yelps]
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[whistling]
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And now, to all you
beautiful ladies
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I'm proud to present
my great singing discovery.
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'He might be little
but he is dynamite.'
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'Let's give a "Shoebox Opry"
welcome to Lonesome Roach.'
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[audience applauds]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hello, ladies.
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Ooh, he talks.
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I maybe an old roach tonight.
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But I'll be a new roach
in the morning.
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[laughs]
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♪ I'll be a new roach
in the morning ♪
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♪ A new roach in the morning ♪
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♪ A new roach in the morning ♪♪
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[laughs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[laughing]
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Ooh, that Lonesome's gonna be
president one day.
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[theme music]
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