Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

[music continues]

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[yapping]

splash

[music continues]

bark bark bark

[whimpers]

[knocking on door]

- Yes? - Hello, Granny.

We need your help.

[instrumental music]

(Granny) 'You must really need help to track me all the way here'

to my summer cottage.

Well, what can I do for you boys?

It has been written that you are a finder

of lost things, O Granny.

And we have lost something of vital importance.

I am Eric the Yellow

and these are my Viking clansmen.

Eric the Peach, Eric the Beige and Eric the Lavender.

All the good colors were taken.

[chuckles]

I thought the Viking days were over.

Oh, well, there's a few of us still kickin' around.

We only pillage on the weekends now.

slurp

We need you to help us find

the last existing symbol of the immortal Viking spirit.

The golden statue of Thor!

Viking god of sky and thunder.

My men have lost their Viking faith

their Viking spirit.

Our Viking joie de vivre.

And now the Valkyrie maidens will pass it over

and we will not be chosen to feast with Odin

in the Halls of Asgard!

[sobbing]

I see. Well..

Uh, maybe a couple of self-help books

would be the ticket here. Uh, more tea?

Help us find the golden statue of Thor

to restore our faith

and ensure our passage

to the eternal Halls of Valhalla!

Well, I'll do my best.

When did you first notice the statue was missing?

(Eric the Yellow) 'In Iceland, around ten-thirty.'

10:30 last night?

(Eric the Yellow) '1030 AD.'

[spits]

We've been busy.

(Granny) You're sure you want us to crew on your ship?

My men need a rest.

Besides, they've really been getting on my nerves lately.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[barking]

[laughs] By Odin's hand

I'll make a Viking crew out of you yet!

Ooh, I think I could get used

to this kind of fashion statement.

Behold, Tweety Bwoad Feather!

Behold, Tweety the mid-morning snack.

- Ugh! - Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh!

[Eric the Yellow laughs]

I think your little sea-fowl here

has the blood of a Viking in him.

You can man the crow's nest, little warrior.

And you can man the oars.

Row well and wive, puddy!

No charts, no compass, no maps.

How on Earth are we going to find our way to Iceland?

With this! It's a sun stone.

Traditional Viking navigational device.

That's going to guide us to Iceland?

Trust me, it's fail-safe.

We'll find Iceland in one piece.

[sighs] I just hope we find my cottage in one piece.

[intense music]

[indistinct chatter]

(Eric the Beige) 'You shall taste my sword, by Thor'

and England shall be mine.

A-ha!

Oh, curse the serpent!

[laughs] Oh, double ones! Roll again!

Whoa!

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

[instrumental "Row Row Row Your Boat"]

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da-da ♪

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da-da ♪

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da-da ♪

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da ♪

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da-da ♪

♪ Dum da-da da-da dum da-da da ♪♪

[slurps]

You better watch out, puddy.

- I have Viking blood in me. - Yeah?

Well, I hope your Viking blood won't upset my empty stomach.

♪ Beware my sword and magic helmet ♪

♪ Magic helmet ♪

♪ Magic helmet ♪

Magic helmet?

♪ Magic helmet ♪

♪ And I'll give you a sample ♪♪

[Sylvester screaming]

splash

Magic helmet. Sheesh!

[chuckles]

(Eric the Yellow) 'Land, ho!'

Iceland off the starboard bow!

Uh, tell me, Eric

since when do the men of Iceland wear kilts?

(Eric the Yellow) 'They don't. Why?'

(Granny) 'Oh, that's what I was afraid of.'

Typical Viking, never wants to ask for directions.

Yoo-hoo! Excuse me.

Can you help us? We seem to be lost.

(Eric the Peach) What's this muck?

Lobster bisque. Try some.

[sniffs]

[slurps]

Mm. Oh, yes. Yummy.

[dramatic music]

[wind howling]

Tweety Bwoad Feather weans into the icy storm.

Wind-withered and battle-scarred

he sights the enemy ship on the horizon.

(Tweety) 'Taking up his twusty sword'

Tweety Bwoad Feather pwepares for battle.

It's halfway, the host from the enemy ship falls doomed.

By Odin! By Thor!

- Oh! - Bye-bye.

[intense music]

[groaning]

[screams]

splash

Don't mess with a Viking, puddy.

[panting]

[laughing]

(Eric the Yellow) 'Land, ho!'

Iceland off the port bow!

(Granny) 'I have a bad feeling about this.'

By Odin, I knew we should've taken a left turn at Greenland.

Give me that.

Uh, yoo-hoo!

[instrumental music]

- 'A-ha!' - Huh!

Gotcha, my little feather pu-pu-pudding.

What's gonna save your little yellow tail this time?

Viking blood? Viking magic?

No, Viking luck.

(Granny) 'Land, ho!'

[Sylvester screams]

(Granny) This sun stone works pretty well

once you get the hang of it.

Hm, beginner's luck.

[blows raspberry]

[grunting]

[whistles]

(Granny) Well, if we're going to look for this statue of yours

we'll need some maps of the island.

This could take months.

Maps? Fie! We Vikings have a nose for this.

The only thing that smells around here

is your sense of direction.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

[door chimes chiming]

Excuse me.

I'd like a topographical map of Iceland, please.

I, um, I don't suppose

you have any ancient statues of Thor?

thud

Do you take Visa?

What's a five-letter word for crochet?

Oh, "Enchanted Lavender!"

I haven't read this one yet.

We're all out of Darjeeling, mates.

Will Orange Pekoe do?

(Granny) 'Yoo-hoo! We're home!'

[triumphant music]

Behold! The golden statue of Thor!

By Odin!

By Thor!

By gum!

[instrumental music]

You have restored the Viking spirit to my men

and the Gates of Valhalla will once more be open to us.

Thank you, O Granny.

(Granny) Goodbye! Good luck!

Phew. Now things can get back to normal around here.

Ah-h!

Ouch! Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Ow!

[sobbing]

Beware, puddy, I am the spiwit

of the gweat god Sor!

Oh. You're sore?

I'm so sore, I won't be able to sit down for a week!

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