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(Tweety)Russia's changed sincethe Iron Curtain went down.
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rattle
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(Sylvester)Still Moscow remainsthe center for music and dance.
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- Ooh. What's that?- Bolshoi.
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(Tweety)Granny's gonna washyour mouth out with soap.
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(Sylvester)I said Bolshoi, as in ballet.
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It's modern ballet.
It's capitalism.
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So I bit him.
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'See, he hadn't had
bite in weeks.'
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Hey, I know you're out there,
I smell caviar on your breath.
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Comrades, it's not my fault.
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Nobody's gettin' a laugh
in this club
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since some traitor stole
the famed Bolshoi Borscht Belt.
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[all gasping]
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(male #1)
'Bolshoi's gone.'
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Help! Back off, Manski.
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'Somebody find that
belt...quickly.'
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♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one who can solve
that all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they call
them on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If every day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rocking stairs ♪
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♪ Just wook around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Anything to the claim?
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Oh. Oh, why, yes.
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I'm thrilled
to be back in USSR.
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We're no longer USSR, madam.
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We are Russian now.
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Oh! Oh, how silly of me.
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'Eh, well,
we were booked for Hawaii'
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'but then a space at Lennon's
Leisure Village opened up.'
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Ah!
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[growls]
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[gulps]
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(male #2)
Nice kitty-catski.
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Ha! You cannot bring American
blood jeans into this
country.
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- Let go.
- They're mine.
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- They're mine. Mine.
- Mine. Mine.
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And they call us ugly Americans.
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(male #2)
You can keep them.
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Oh, I did need a skosh
more room.
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[giggles]
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And I could use
a skosh more dinner.
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Aah..
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[whirring]
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[instrumental music]
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[Sylvester laughing]
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Ooh. Lucky that worked.
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Hurry, Sylvester,
the shuttle's about to leave.
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[instrumental music]
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Eeh!
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[instrumental music]
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Be prepared.
Pack, wash, and wear.
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Goodness! This isn't mine.
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[laughs]
But it does go nicely
with my skirt.
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Oh, I feel funny.
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Oh, so funny.
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[knock on door]
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Knock knock, who's there?
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[screams]
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Sylvester,
the man just wants a tip.
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Here's your tip, fella.
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'Ah, don't eat any yellow
snow.'
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Uh?
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I thought I heard a rimshot.
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You've been a wonderful bellhop.
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I'm here all week.
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Try the beets.
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[laughing]
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And they say Russians
have no sense of humor.
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'A bum walks up to me and says'
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"I haven't had a bite
in a week, so I bit him."
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[snoring]
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I tell you, there are more
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communist plots around here
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than in a Moscow cemetery.
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'Why did the Russian find
a rubber tire in a soup?'
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'Because the automobile
is finally replacing the
horse.'
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'Did you hear the one about
Russian-Japanese food?'
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And now or later
you're hungry for power.
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Hmm?
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Hey. Give me back
my subcutaneous insulation.
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Don't try that at home.
Result may vary.
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Come on, boys,
let's paint this town red.
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Eh, red?
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[laughs]
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Shh. Oh, I'm hot tonight.
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(male #3)
'Look, granny wears the stolen'
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'Borscht Belt in open
defiance.'
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'Purely to mock us.'
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[snoring]
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[camera clicks]
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(male #3)
'It is time for plan B.'
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[instrumental music]
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Ah, the cold war.
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Those were the days.
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Wiretaps and microchips.
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How I miss spying.
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We need a nice international
incident to liven things up.
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[both screaming]
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Hmm. You ever heard
of the Borscht Belt?
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Sure. I opened
for Jack Shekky..
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Not that Borscht Belt,
you Bolshevik.
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The one that makes
anyone a comedian.
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I hear it's missing.
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(all)
Manski! Manski! Manski!
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[audience cheering]
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Ta-da!
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Take my dental, please.
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[audience laughing]
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My car is such a lemon, they
found medflies in the engine.
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Citizens, that Amerikanski
grandmother is thief.
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'She wears our beloved
Bolshoi Borscht Belt.'
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[audience gasping]
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Gracious, no.
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I only thought
it went with my pumps.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Time to call the ambassador.
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Oh! Oh, goodness, you're fast.
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Who are you?
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I'm Fud Figmanski.
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Owner of the Gulag Giggle Coach.
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You're being set up. Look.
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Citizens, the Amerikanskisare
trying to start World War III
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by presently taking away
our greatest resource.
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Comedy. They must be stopped.
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Now, the world.
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All I did was accessorize.
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With that belt,
you'll become
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the funniest American
since Pauly Shore.
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I want you for my club.
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You'll be safe there.
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Oh, but I couldn't possibly..
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[audience clamoring]
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Ah, when do we leave?
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[indistinct]
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(Fud)
'Because they's thinking
capitalist waterfowl.'
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Thank you, Marx Brothers.
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And now, direct from America.
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Granny!
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I'm starving.
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[audience laughing]
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I'm serious.
I have low blood sugar.
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I need to eat something sweet.
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[audience laughing]
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Russian candy bars.
Wait a minute.
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Ooh, granny loves caviar
and chocolate nougat.
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Oh, pardon me, but I ate so much
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I need to loosen my belt.
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[groans]
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[instrumental music]
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rumbles
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[growling]
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screech
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[audience laughing]
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Granny's fine,
but I have a life.
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And I have a canary craving.
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Sylvester, there is no eating
in the theatre.
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Have some respect.
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Respect?
You've got our Borscht Belt.
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And I'm taking it back.
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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(Tweety)
'Gremlins from the Kremlin.'
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I don't get it.
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Why would you want to frame me?
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- We've been bored.
- Pieces hack.
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♪ We are Gremlins ♪
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♪ From the Kremlin ♪
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Say, I wonder if there are
anymore of those little
guys.
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There could be.
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[yelps]
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[audience laughing]
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[theme music]
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