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Okay, honey.
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Just,
just hold still, okay?
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Well, you've still got tools
stuck on your head.
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Decorating
your daughter's hair
with screwdrivers.
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Very creative, Frank.
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No, she just got a clip
stuck in her hair,
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and I, I got these
jammed in there
trying to get it out.
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Hi! I'm back!
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Hi, Mommy!
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There's my Lilly.
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Screwdrivers.
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Daddy's been doing
your hair again?
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How'd you know?
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Honey, it's no use.
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Those things
are stuck in there.
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Well, it's easier
when you're a hairdresser.
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Thanks, Mommy.
My head was getting
very heavy.
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I bet it was.
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Boy...
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Am I glad to see you.
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How was your beauty
convention?It was so great.
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In fact, I have brought home
a big surprise for you.
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Really?
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Should I close
my eyes for this?
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Yes.
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Okay.
Okay.
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You, you
must be Frank.
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La, la, Frank.
I am so super-happy
to meet you.
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I have to tell you
that after spending
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a week in Miami Beach
with your wife...
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He's French.
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Frank, this is
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux.Rieupeyroux.
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You know, I used to
talk about him all the time.
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He's my best, best, best
friend from beauty school.Best, best, best friend.
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Well, isn't that great?
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And you can tell me
what you two were
doing in Miami Beach.
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Frank, it was
strictly professional.
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I mean, I have not seen
Jean-Luc for years.
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And there I am at
Hair Spectacular '96,
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who do I run into
but the mad genius
of mousse himself.
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C'est moi.
Guess what, Frank,
I'm moving here.
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And Carol and I are going
to open a new salon together
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called "Let Your Hair Down."
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I know it's kind of sudden,
Frank, you know,
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but with my customer
base and his name,
it'll be a smash.
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It will be
super-extra fantastic.
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Hey, Mom,
you're home.Honey, hi.
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I want you
to meet someone.
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It's him.
It's Jean-Luc.
I can't believe it.
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Do you know who you are?
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Mais oui.
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This is Jean-Luc of Paris
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and London and New York.
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And South Coast Plaza.
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He's bigger
than Vidal Sassoon.
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This man is a hair god.
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Jean-Luc, this is
my daughter, Karen.
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Karen, the pleasure
is all mine, mon cheri.
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Geez.
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My God,
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Jean-Luc kissed my hand.
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Well, your shampoo
changed my life.
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I love you.
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I wanna have your child.
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She's speaking
metaphorically.
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There could never be nothing--
Nothing between us.
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Could there?
No!
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Excuse me,
Mr. Ripper-roo.Rieupeyroux.
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Okay, I don't get it.
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If you're
Mr. Big Time Hair Guy,
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why do you wanna move here,
to the middle of nowhere?
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I wish you wouldn't
go there, Frank.Well, honey, I mean, come on.
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The guy is obviously
a celebrity.
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Shh.
According to Karen,
this guy's got it all.
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Nice going, Frank.
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Well, what'd I do now?
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Well, Jean-Luc
is very sensitive.
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Gee.
He's going through
a very painful divorce.
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His wife just completely
cleaned him out.
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She took the bank
accounts, the cars,
the salon, the kids.
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She took the hair spray.
The hair spray.
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Everything.
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This man has been
through hell.
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Well, he looks like
he's in heaven now.
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I am very sorry
if I touched on
a sore subject, okay?
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It's okay.
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I will start a new salon
with Carol, my only friend.
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And with her help
and support,
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I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
will rebuild myself.
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He's French.
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Smokin'.
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J.T., guess what.
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Really?
Yeah.
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because I have a date
with her Saturday night.
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Ouch.
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Well, good for you.
Congrats.
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Where are you
gonna take her?Club Euro.
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The dance club?
No, no, no,
you can't take her there.
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Why not?
I don't know,
because you can't dance.
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Look, she wants to go
dancing so I gotta
take her, all right?
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But I've been working
on some new moves.
You wanna see?
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No.
Good, let me show you.
Come on.
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Lilly, honey, please.
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Listen, this isn't really
a good time to talk, Cody.
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Yeah, honey, please.
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in Russia, Cody,
but I'm a little
busy right now.
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Hey, Dad, can I
ask you a question?Yeah, what is it?
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Yeah, sure, son.
Lilly, honey. Hang on, Cody.
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If train A leaves Philadelphia
at 3:45 p.m.,
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one is using diesel fuel
and the other...
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Hold on, wait
a minute, guys.
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Frank, you put Al's underwear
in my drawer.
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Can't you just wear 'em?
I'm a little busy here.
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Hey!
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You, take Lilly upstairs.
Teach her a new song.
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You, take him up to his room
and help him with his math.
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And, you, wear anybody's
underwear you want to.
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Just don't show me.
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I guess I just forgot how hard
it is starting a new salon.
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Yeah, well, it's okay.
I saved supper for you.
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It's in the oven.
You're the best.
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I really appreciate
all you're doing
for me around here.
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Well, it is a little crazy,
but what the heck,
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it's only for
a couple more days?
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What?
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Have I ever told you
just how sexy you are
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with this new haircut
I gave you?
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Carol.
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It is for a couple
more days, isn't it?
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You know, I think a man
who does housework
is such a turn on.
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Carol...
So strong.
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I'll get it.
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Thanks, Al.
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Hello.
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Jean-Luc...
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So long.
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Listen, I'm sorry to drop in
like a bad cheese,
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but I just had to
come over to say thank you
to Monsieur Fran�ois.
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Monsieur Fran�ois,
merci beaucoup.
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Well, what for?
For sharing your
wife with me.
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That come out wrong.
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Oui.
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really, for being
a super-groovy guy
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who don't mind his wife
working crazy hours
for the next few years.
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Years?
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Carol, you did not
tell him the good news?
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Let me tell him the good news.
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Carol and I have
decided that,
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no, we don't just want
to open a petite salon,
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we want to create
the fantastic "aire" complex.
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An air complex?
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No, not "air," "aire."
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"Air"?
"Aire."
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"Hair."
"Aire."
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No, I "ear" very well.
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See you in a few years, honey.
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Jean-Luc have make
a faux pas, no?
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Oui.
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Well, as we say
in France,
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"The p�t�has
really hit the fan."
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Okay, Frank,
I know I should have
come right out and told you,
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00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,732
but you just seem
to react better when
I'm licking your chest.
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You're not mad?
No, no, I'm fine.
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00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,480
Look, I know you've been
taking care of the kids
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and most of
the household chores,
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but this new salon
is very important to me.
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And I wanna talk about this
and find a way to work it out.
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00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,358
Honey, there's nothing
to talk about.
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You just take as much
time as you need to start
your new business.
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I'll continue to work
and take care of
everything else
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that goes on around here,
no problem.
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Okay, so everything is okay,
and you're not mad.
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I'm not mad.
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When I get mad
about something,
I'll tell you.
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00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,469
Right now,
everything is okey-dokey.
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00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913
Where's my
Mr. Fudge Buddy cookies?
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I ate the last one
at lunch today.
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You what?
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I took my lunch to work,
and I wanted some cookies.
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Okay...
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I thought our marriage
was based on trust,
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an equal partnership,
but obviously I was wrong.
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00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,288
and talk about Jean-Luc
and the new salon?
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Because obviously,
this is not a cookie issue.
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This is
a cookie issue.
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And you have violated
all the trust in our marriage.
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All you think about
is your cookie needs.
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00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,519
Well, maybe you haven't
noticed, but I have
cookie needs, too.
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I have been doing most
of the household chores
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while you focused on
your business.
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Don't even try
and change the subject.
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We are talking
cookies here.
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00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,453
And you are a very selfish
cookie person.
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00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,678
that you stole the last
Mr. Fudge Buddy cookie,
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then we can talk
about this like adults.
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00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,991
And don't you be
Miss Innocent, either.
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I know you eat my cookies
behind my back.
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00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,914
Looks like
Mr. Mom has PMS.
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This is the complete
hair care system
by Jean-Luc.
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You start every day by using
Jean-Luc's pre-conditioner,
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shampoo, conditioner,
rinse, after rinse,
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00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,280
and mung bean moisturizer.
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Karen...
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Well, it's important.
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I mean, hair is 90%
of your personality.
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In her case,
I actually think
that's true.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:12,182
What's the matter, J.T.,
your inflatable girlfriend
blow a seal?
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00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,663
Listen, one of you
guys has gotta teach
me how to dance
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before I go on
my date with Cindy.
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Come on, Al, you gotta
help me, please, please?
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Fine.
Yes.
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But, J.T., I'm telling you,
dancing isn't that hard.
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I mean, pretend
I'm Cindy, okay?
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All you have to do
is just close your eyes
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and feel the rhythm
of the music.
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What are you doing? No!
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My God, whatever it is,
we can work it out.
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What you are doing to her?
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He thinks he's dancing.
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Hello.
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My God,
another young beauty.
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A brunette,
butterscotch and...
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00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,329
What would you
call that color?
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00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,421
Just forget it.
I might as well cancel
my date with Cindy.
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I'm never gonna learn
how to dance.
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00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:25,603
Hold the telephone there,
Monsieur Homeboy.
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just because you don't
think you can dance?
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00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,651
Yeah, I'm just
too uncoordinated.
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Dancing is not just physical.
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It only have to
come from your "goat."
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My "goat"?
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00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:46,320
Not your "goat,"
your "gut."
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00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,932
Look, you just
have to imagine
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that you are
a smoldering love machine
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who make a woman
vibrate with desire.
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Yeah, a desire to throw up.
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You, with the bad
dye job, out.
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You, you, young girl,
get out of my mind.
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00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,699
You, the dark-haired
beauty, you stay.
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00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,660
Jean-Luc will teach you.
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00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,881
Okay, let's commence
at the beginning.
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Just imagine that
Karen is your date...
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Over there.
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Okay, now, J.T., just...
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How you ask
her to dance?
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I don't know.
I guess I say,
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"So, you wanna
dance or something?"
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No.
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Not, "So, you wanna dance
or something?"
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No, J.T.
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You have to be confident.
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Cocky. Robust?
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Okay, no.
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00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,317
No, Jean-Luc will show you.
256
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,710
Look, you look at
all the girls,
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all the girls.
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You see the one you want.
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It don't hurt to show
a little buttock either.
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Then from across the room,
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With eyes that burn.
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You go toward her.
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Your every move say to her,
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big cat from the jungle."
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He's good.
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Wow.
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all you have to do is feel
the music in your blood.
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Let your mojo
do the talking.
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Put a little Elvis
in your pelvis.
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Are you sure
this is gonna work?
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Is Jerry Lewis funny?
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And now we all dance.
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There's Waldo right there.
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Okay, Daddy,
it's your turn.
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00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,083
Daddy's too tired
to find Waldo, honey.
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00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,783
Then I'll go upstairs
and brush my teeth,
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and I'll be down
to tuck you in.
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00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,763
Hi, honey.
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I brought you a surprise.
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00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,943
God, it's not another
French guy, is it?
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00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,251
No, it's a gift.
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00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,298
I really appreciate everything
you've been doing around here.
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Mr. Fudge Buddy cookies.
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00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,349
Thank you, honey.
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I almost hate to ask,
how was your day?
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I washed 138 towels.
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00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,402
If you're thinking of
taking a shower, I wouldn't.
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There won't be any hot water
until about Thursday.
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00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:09,017
Listen, you know,
I've been thinking
about this salon.
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I'm not sure it's such
a good idea. It's going
to be so hard on you.
291
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369
No, no.
No, no, honey.
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00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,936
I've been thinking
a lot about it, too.
293
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,112
And what you said
the other day is right.
294
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,288
You've been carrying
a big part of the load here,
295
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,596
and I think maybe it's time
I cut back at work
296
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,293
and helped out more
around here.
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00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,646
'Cause I was talking
to the kids,
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00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,344
Raving lunatic?
299
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,650
Well, they said
"raving butthead,"
300
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:37,306
but I'm sure they meant
"raving lunatic."
301
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:41,658
About 98% of the time,
I am ready to lose my mind.
302
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,357
And then something
happens that makes it all
worthwhile. Like today.
303
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,055
Today, Lilly dragged me
into the living room
304
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:50,101
and said,
"Daddy, I wrote my name."
305
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,279
Really?
Yeah.
306
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,498
But she wrote it.
307
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,414
Well, and then she looked up
at me with that little face,
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00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,765
and she said,
"Thanks for teaching me
to write, Daddy.
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00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,072
You're the best Daddy
in the whole world."
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00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,510
You're the best husband, too.
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00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,300
I almost forgot
how great it is to be
alone with you.
312
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,962
Is this about
your work schedule?
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00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,360
Okay, give me
the bad news.
314
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,288
Bonsoir, bonsoir.
And once again, bonsoir.
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00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,555
It was super-fine fantastic.
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00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,733
I was confident, cocky,
317
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,822
and "robeast."
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00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:06,134
I walked up to Cindy
like a big,
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00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:15,274
I said, "You want me,
and you know it."
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00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,278
And that worked?
321
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,454
No, she dumped me
like a bad cheese.
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00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,327
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,417
I'm going upstairs
to weep like a woman.
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