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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,800 ["Good Times Roll" playing] 2 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,280 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 3 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,480 ♪ Let them knock you around ♪ 4 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,480 ♪ Let the good times roll… ♪ 5 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,440 - [no audible dialogue] - ♪ Let them make you a clown ♪ 6 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,560 ♪ Let them leave you up in the air ♪ 7 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,880 ♪ Let them brush your rock-'n'-roll hair ♪ 8 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,480 ♪ Let the good times roll… ♪ 9 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,000 [chanting] Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 10 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,560 Charly - No Dick! 11 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,720 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 12 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,400 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 13 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,520 [laughs] I think you lost something. 14 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,440 Ha! 15 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,120 [chanting] Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 16 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,120 Charly - No Dick! 17 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,240 - Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! - [whistle blows] 18 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,760 - Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! - Setting down, okay? Quiet, please! 19 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,440 Very funny! Wrap it up! 20 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,600 [chanting] Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 21 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,760 Charly - No... 22 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,920 [muffled] Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,560 Charly - No Dick! 24 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,720 [gentle guitar music playing] 25 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,440 [chanting] Charly - No Dick! 26 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,320 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,560 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 28 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,720 - Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! - [whistle blows] 29 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,000 Charly - No Dick! Charly - No Dick! 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,680 Charly - No Dick! 31 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,440 [gasping] 32 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,680 So, Charly, Were you able to find your dick down there? 33 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,600 Constantin! 34 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,800 [students laughing] 35 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,240 Okay. Charly, come on. Come. Come on. 36 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,440 I lost my dick. 37 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,040 I mean, my goggles. 38 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,560 Yeah, I'll… I'll just go, uh… yeah. 39 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,320 Dry yourself off, okay? 40 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Constantin! 41 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,080 ♪ One touch, I'm feeling the buzz… ♪ 42 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,960 HARD FEELINGS 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,120 God, please! 44 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,080 Why me? 45 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,880 God, this is so embarrassing! 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,680 You're really making my life a living hell. 47 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,720 - [door opens] - [boys laughing] 48 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,400 [boy] I know. 49 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,840 Honestly, did you guys see him do the breaststroke? 50 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,000 [laughing] 51 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,080 Oh man. 52 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,880 Hey, hey. Consti, Basti. 53 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,120 [laughs] 54 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,120 Helicopter. 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,616 Dude, put that away before you poke someone's eye out with it. 56 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,080 - [laughs] - Fuck. 57 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,520 [boy] Hey, big dick, big responsibility. Why are you making that face? 58 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,520 I heard things aren't all happy and breezy between you and the school princess. 59 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Oh, Marlene turned you down, huh? 60 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,760 Actually, Ziggy, I'm the one who turned her down, just so you know. 61 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,200 [Basti] You know, he's just pissed 62 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,840 because Marlene didn't invite him to her house party. 63 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,280 [Ziggy] Hey, Consti, chin up, man. 64 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,280 We've still got the graduation dance coming up. 65 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,920 And if not, life fucks everyone. 66 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,600 - Have I ever told you how smart you are? - I know. 67 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,680 [laughs] 68 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,880 [chuckles] Ah, you two are so gay. 69 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,760 [Ziggy] Yeah, it's not our fault you only like pussy. 70 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,520 [Basti] You're missing out on half the fun. 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,040 - Ready to go? - [Ziggy] Let's go. 72 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,080 [boys laughing] 73 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,240 And what can you do, mini drone? 74 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,520 Oh no, my yogurt leaked all over. 75 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,600 [upbeat music playing] 76 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,360 [Constantin] Oh man, you've gotta see this. 77 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,320 There he is. 78 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,400 [laughing] 79 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,560 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL 80 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,080 [phone buzzing] 81 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,920 - Hey. - [horn honks] 82 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,720 - Same as always. My yogurt leaked again. - [horn honks] 83 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,520 No, that's not a euphemism, I swear. 84 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,200 Yeah, ha ha. 85 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,280 - [horn honks] - You're just a little bit weird. 86 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,080 [in Pig Latin] Good to see you, best friend. 87 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,216 [in English] No one's listening. Why are you doing that? 88 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,280 We've used Pig Latin since we were kids. 89 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,840 - Why ruin a lovely tradition? - Mm. 90 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,640 Yeah, but still, aren't we a little bit too old to talk in Pig Latin? 91 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,760 [Charly] Ugh, age is just a number. 92 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,160 [laughing] 93 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,720 Did you miss me? 94 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,520 Oh yeah, you have no idea. 95 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,120 - [engine starts] - [chuckles] 96 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,200 ["Movie Star" playing] 97 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,360 [horn honks] 98 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 [horn honks] 99 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,320 ♪ I feel the snap of the morning… ♪ 100 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,800 Heard about your big solo performance tomorrow. 101 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,880 Don't remind me. It's an absolute nightmare, man. 102 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,080 If you really hate it, just drop out. 103 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,120 My mom thinks my voice has exceptional tone 104 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,000 and the world should have a chance to hear it. 105 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,000 Is that so? 106 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,400 - Maybe you belong in the choir. - [scoffs] 107 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,360 - Charly, you don't have to sing. - I can't break her heart. 108 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,320 Yeah, then I guess you're on your own. 109 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,040 Gee, thanks. 110 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 - Sing for me then. - Why don't you sing? 111 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,520 I'm not in the one in the choir. I'm not the one with an exceptional voice. 112 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,040 - Right, exceptional. Ha ha ha. - [laughs] 113 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,680 [song ends] 114 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,816 - Have you studied for finals yet? - [girl] Uh, no. 115 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,800 - Not yet. Why? Have you? - [Charly] No, not yet. 116 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,520 When it's all done, we should take your car and go. 117 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,800 - Okay, where to? - We'll see. 118 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,920 - Want to come in? - No, my league's waiting. 119 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,520 Oh, and Charly? 120 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,920 From virgin to virgin, with no point of comparison, 121 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,200 - I'm completely sure that your dick is... - Okay. Bye. 122 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,520 I wouldn't look at your phone if you can manage to avoid it. 123 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,440 Bye. 124 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,520 [distant church bells ringing] 125 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,400 [woman] This fridge has five compartments. 126 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,920 The middle compartment cools to between four and five degrees Celsius. 127 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,840 - There's a reason for that. - [man] That's over-the-top. It's a fridge. 128 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,120 [woman] Charly? Charly, come here, please. 129 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,056 Mom, Dad, it's been a really long day and... 130 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,080 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 131 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,320 Charly, where would you store the yogurt if you had a choice? 132 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,920 - Where it's cold. - Aha. 133 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,160 Aha. We're playing that game, are we? 134 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,080 If that's the case, at least put it on the middle shelf, where it belongs. 135 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,120 Who cares which compartment? It's cold in the whole fridge, right? 136 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,040 I care. Okay? [scoffs] 137 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,800 And why in the world would anybody want to buy that much yogurt anyway? 138 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,520 Because they're on sale and because I happen to like yogurt. 139 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,640 Do you know why they're on sale? 140 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,400 Because they're covered in mold. 141 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,440 All of these yogurts are now expired. 142 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,200 The use-by date is a guideline, Sabine, 143 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,040 because you know what yogurt is usually made out of, don't you? 144 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,840 - Bacteria? - Bacteria. 145 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,360 So if it's a few days old, it's really not a problem. 146 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,000 No problem. 147 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,520 For you, it might not be. 148 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,960 It's me who has to sleep next to you every night while you lie there and shart. 149 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,960 [man] Come on. Now you're just exaggerating. 150 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,720 You want to take my yogurt away too? 151 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,400 [Sabine] You are lactose intolerant, Rudi. 152 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,040 [Rudi] Sabine, take everything else, but leave my yogurt alone! 153 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,800 [woman] If your father were still alive, he'd be so proud of you two. 154 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,240 Who takes after Dad more, me or Paula? 155 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,080 [woman] Mm, Paula. You take after me more. 156 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,920 Hi, hon. How was school? 157 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,960 [Paula] The usual. My league is waiting. 158 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,840 How come you kept them waiting so long? 159 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,640 - Is it 'cause of a boy? - [Paula] None of your business. 160 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,840 Or is it because of a girl? 161 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,840 Ugh, Mom? 162 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,160 Mm. 163 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,520 Don't pressure your sister now, Phoebe. 164 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,960 - Nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. - [Paula] Mom! 165 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:57,120 [electronic voice] Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. 166 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,440 - Oh God. - Wow. Wow. 167 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,840 - [sighs] - Wow. 168 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,320 [video game blasts and gunshots] 169 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,680 [computer chimes] 170 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,880 Yes! Good job there, Straight Shooter. 171 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,640 - [Straight Shooter] Oh, Paula? - Yeah? 172 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,240 [Straight Shooter] Check your DMs. I sent you a little surprise. 173 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,960 Although, it's not that little. 174 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,320 - [static crackles] - Oh, ugh! 175 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,480 Why is everything always about sex? Is it just because I'm a girl? 176 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,360 Don't they have mothers and sisters, Charly? 177 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,880 Do they just go, "Mom, would you pass me the salt, please?" 178 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,280 "And while you're at it, what do you think of my dick pic?" 179 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,720 "Did it turn out really well?" 180 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,200 "I just wanted to get your expert opinion, you know, as a woman and all." 181 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,920 [grunts] It pisses me off! 182 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,800 - Yeah, I totally get it. - [Paula grunts] 183 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,960 That kind of stuff doesn't happen to guys. I'm sorry, Paula. 184 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,360 [Paula] Yeah, if my dad was alive, he would've kicked their asses. [scoffs] 185 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,960 [crickets chirping] 186 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,040 Thanks. 187 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,640 You'll be okay right? 188 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,400 No idea. I wish I had a do-over. 189 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,320 But once a video's on the Internet… 190 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,160 Charly - No Dick is here forever. 191 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,800 At least you're with me. 192 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,720 [creaking] 193 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,960 Did you hear that? 194 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,360 What? 195 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 [creaking] 196 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,520 Everything's so quiet all of a sudden. 197 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,000 [thunder crashes loudly] 198 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,520 [gasps] 199 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,960 [Charly panting] 200 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,576 - [Paula] Oh my God! - [car alarms blare] 201 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,400 We just got hit by lightning! That was so… What the freak? 202 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,720 - And we survived! - [panting] 203 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,280 I saw it right in front of me! Ba-bam! It was a sign. 204 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,600 So freaking lucky we didn't die! 205 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,600 It was just like, "Bam! We're alive!" 206 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,920 Oh, you're hyperventilating. You're okay. 207 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,880 -I'm okay -You're Okay. 208 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,560 - I'm okay. - You're good. You're good. 209 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,720 - I'm good. - You're okay. 210 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 I'm okay. 211 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,680 That was so weird. 212 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:14,960 Yeah. 213 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,200 [male voice] Charly. Wake up. 214 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,280 The early bird gets the worm. 215 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,160 And by worm, I mean me, obviously. 216 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,800 [chuckles] 217 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,520 Time to get up. I've been up for a while. 218 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,320 - Yeah? - [male voice] Nothing? 219 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,520 God, this is really hard. 220 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,280 Whoa! [chuckles] 221 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,480 Hard. [laughs] 222 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,240 Get it? [laughs] 223 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,080 Here. Yoo-hoo! 224 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,200 Oh, at last. 225 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,280 It's me. Hi. 226 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,560 I would bow, but I feel a kind of stiff. A little penis joke. [giggles] 227 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,800 Boo! You won't get rid of me that easy. 228 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,600 What's your problem? You talk to me all the time. 229 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,440 The only difference is now I finally can talk back. 230 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,840 - I'm talking to my penis. - [Rudi] Hello, big guy. 231 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,360 Uh… 232 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,880 Were you talking to your penis just then? 233 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960 What? 234 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,080 No. 235 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,600 Do you mind? 236 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,080 - Get out! - Who's he talking to? 237 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,680 Uh, it wasn't his penis. 238 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,640 - I wasn't talking to my penis, Dad. - Like I said. 239 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,280 Why are we talking about his penis? Is he okay? 240 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,040 I think I might've caught him masturbating. 241 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,120 [door slams] 242 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,200 I wasn't masturbating! 243 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,880 [Willy] Oh, believe me, we'd both be a lot happier if you had been. 244 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,720 Oh, would doing that make you shut up? 245 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,560 [panting] 246 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480 [gasps] 247 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,160 - Mom! - Oh, you are masturbating. 248 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,480 - Please, out! - [Sabine] Sorry. 249 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,080 [sighs] 250 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,280 - I just wanted to... - Can you knock? Buzz off! 251 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,560 I was just wondering if, uh… 252 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,640 - For real? - Um… 253 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,840 I was just wondering if you'd like, um, a ride to school? 254 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,560 Dad, can I please have a minute? 255 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,400 Okay. 256 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,600 Hmm. 257 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 Hmm. 258 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,320 [sighs] 259 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 [Willy] 'Sup? 260 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,920 Fuck! 261 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,760 [Willy] I don't see your problem. 262 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,240 You finally have hand to hold through all this. 263 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,880 - [Paula] Hey, you little asshole. - Ah! 264 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,680 I was waiting for ages. 265 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,080 Sorry, I totally forgot. 266 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,800 You forgot? I always drive you to school. 267 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,280 [Willy] So, who's this then? 268 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,856 - Are you all right? - [Willy] Hello, little itty bitty titties. 269 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,000 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 270 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,600 Then get off your bike, stop avoiding me, and get in the car! 271 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,360 Don't worry. I'm really enjoying the fresh air today. Thanks! 272 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,680 [action music playing] 273 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,600 [engine revving] 274 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,440 [Willy] Look! Itty bitty titties is back. 275 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,920 - Why are you being a weirdo? - I'm a weirdo? 276 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,656 - You're driving a car on the bicycle path. - We really need to talk. 277 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,120 - You all want me to talk today. - What? 278 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,776 [Willy] Charly, talk to her. You're the only one who can hear me... 279 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,640 [Charly] How many times must I say shut up? 280 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,016 - Who are you talking to? - Myself! 281 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,840 [Willy] Love it when you get hot and bothered. 282 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,840 - Wait a minute. Are you talking to your... - [Charly] Shortcut! 283 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,560 [tires and brakes screech] 284 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,200 - [Willy] Ah! Ah! - See you later! 285 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,920 [Willy] Ah! This hurts me as much as it hurts you, asshole. 286 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,920 - So what about her? Ah! - What? 287 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,320 [Willy] If you sleep with her, you'll be rid of me. 288 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,600 - Paula? - [Willy] Yeah. 289 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,600 - Ah! - [grunts] 290 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,680 [grunts] 291 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,000 [groans] 292 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:26,960 [Willy] Listen. 293 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,040 As soon as you've done it for the first time, I'll be out of here. 294 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:30,960 - No. - [Willy] Yes! 295 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,280 - No way! - [Willy] Wait. What? 296 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,480 She's my best friend. My only friend. I don't wanna risk losing her. 297 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,520 [Willy] All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah, blah." 298 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,560 [overlapping chatter] 299 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:47,040 [Willy] Okay, Charly. Let's start over. Look around you. 300 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,640 Tell me what you see. 301 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,000 Notice anything? 302 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,800 I'm the only one chatting with his genitals? 303 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,360 [Willy] There are worse things, right? 304 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,840 The thing is, do you wanna be a boner loner? 305 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,760 The only one still holding onto their V-card after high school? Huh? 306 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,560 - Is that what you want? Huh? - Shut up now! 307 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,240 Hey, you all right? 308 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,560 Yeah, I'm all right. 309 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,960 What happened to your bike, huh? 310 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,480 Did something break? 311 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,120 - Hmm. - [hip-hop music playing] 312 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,160 [Willy] Come on. Oh, Charly, you animal. 313 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,520 Where have you been hiding her? 314 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,160 Oh, yeah. Put me in coach! 315 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,880 Oh God. She's looking right at us. 316 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,240 Time to release your little tiger. 317 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,520 Go on. Talk to her. Say something. 318 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,760 [in slow-mo] Good morning, Marlene. 319 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,920 ♪ Jet-setting, Flying so high above the weather ♪ 320 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,120 ♪ Big deal, so happy with life... ♪ 321 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,640 [bell rings] 322 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,160 [Willy] Okay, we'll get the next one. 323 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,240 The important thing is, I'm here to stay. 324 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,440 - I'll take care of the bike. - [bell rings] 325 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,600 Have a good day, yeah? 326 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,480 [upbeat drum music playing] 327 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,760 Charly. 328 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,360 [indistinct chatter] 329 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,400 Charly. 330 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,360 Charly. 331 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,720 Can you stop ignoring me? 332 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,000 Hey, will you please listen? 333 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,440 Psst! 334 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,760 [whispers] Charly. 335 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,640 FOCUS 336 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,280 We're days away from your finals. And no one here is going to fail. 337 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,360 Not on my watch. 338 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,800 I want you all to leave here with the best prospects 339 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,160 and feeling proud of yourselves. 340 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,760 [Willy] Less Boring. More Fucking. 341 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,680 Let's focus and go over the material. 342 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,320 [Willy] Let's go over her materials. 343 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,320 The exam-relevant topics in biology are… 344 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,920 [Willy] Fucking, fucking, fucking! 345 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,040 - Quiet! - [Willy] Fucking. 346 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,400 Charly, wanna share with the class? 347 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,000 I have to… to shit. 348 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,800 [students laugh] 349 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,920 - [door opens] - Okay. 350 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,600 - [door closes] - [together] No shaming. 351 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,896 - [Willy] Ugh, Charly, Charly, Charly. - [rock music playing] 352 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,000 I sometimes think you actually want to stay a virgin. 353 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,320 - That's it. - [Willy] Huh? 354 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,040 Oh. [chuckles] 355 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,920 Whoa! [laughs] 356 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,840 Charly, you dirty dog, you. 357 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,880 [gasps] During class. Oh, yes. 358 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:27,360 Just… shut… your… mouth. 359 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,440 [moaning] Oh! 360 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,960 - [Charly moaning loudly] - ♪ And if you ever tell me goodbye ♪ 361 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,400 ♪ I'll break down and you'll hear me cry ♪ 362 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,720 ♪ I need you ♪ 363 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,720 Ah. Oh. 364 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,280 ♪ More than anybody else Has needed anyone before ♪ 365 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,120 [Charly] Hello? 366 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 Hello? 367 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,240 [chuckles] 368 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,760 [Willy] Hello, there. 369 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,320 Oh. 370 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,320 I'm so happy to greet today both our outgoing class 371 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,240 and the delegation we have visiting from our partner school, 372 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,760 the Lycée Cousteau de Lyon. 373 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,800 Let's give them a warm welcome. 374 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,120 [Willy] Just relax. Look, in the first row. Her. Yes. Yes. 375 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,200 - Mm. This is gonna be fun. - Bienvenue. 376 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,720 In your honor, our school choir has rehearsed a very special song, 377 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,720 which I think you'll all enjoy. 378 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,640 It's "Love Is All Around." 379 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,760 Mr. Pendergast. 380 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,320 WELCOME 381 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,360 [Willy] Just trust me, Coach. It's my time to shine. 382 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,880 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 383 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,280 ♪ I feel it in my toes ♪ 384 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,080 ♪ Love that's all around me ♪ 385 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,280 ♪ And so the feeling grows… ♪ 386 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,280 [Willy] Charly, look. Oh God, she wants you. 387 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,840 [choir] ♪ It's written on the wind ♪ 388 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,600 ♪ It's everywhere I go ♪ 389 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,360 Oh yes. Yes. 390 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,840 [choir] ♪ So if you really love me ♪ 391 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,080 ♪ Come on and let it show ♪ 392 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,160 [sighs] 393 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,760 - ♪ You know I love you, I always will ♪ - [Willy] Those lips. Those eyes. 394 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,856 - ♪ My mind's made up ♪ - [Willy] Imagine her naked. 395 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,400 ♪ By the way that I feel… ♪ 396 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,000 [Willy] Look at that. She's even smiling. 397 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,280 And I bet we could put a bigger smile on her face. Ah! 398 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,800 [pitch drops] ♪ 'Cause on my love ♪ 399 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,320 ♪ You can depend ♪ 400 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,800 [students laughing] 401 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,720 [boy] Look at his pants. 402 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,560 [students laughing] 403 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,120 [Willy] Hey! Hey! Hey, Charly! 404 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,400 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 405 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,200 I guess you can stop calling him Charly - No Dick now. 406 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,960 You know, she's right. 407 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,240 [Charly] I'm done! They call me No Dick my whole life, 408 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,480 and now that they can see I have a dick, they make fun of me for that. 409 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,760 [Willy] But she smiled at you. Why did you run off? 410 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,296 [Charly over speakers] 'Cause you've ruined my life, yet again. 411 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,680 [Willy] At least I stood up like a man. What about you? 412 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,600 - I'm a nerd. - Pendergast. 413 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,240 [Charly over speakers] I can't help it. 414 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,160 I'm just shy. And it's the same thing every day. 415 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,240 - Pendergast. - [Charly over speakers] Believe me. 416 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,440 I don't have it easy. 417 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,520 [students laughing] 418 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,520 I'm a loser! I hate being the center of attention. 419 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,480 I… I can't figure out 420 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,040 how to talk to girls. 421 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,080 [volume increases] And I'm horny all the time. 422 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,160 [students laughing] 423 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,480 [audio screeches] 424 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,600 [laughter continues] 425 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,800 Horny nerd got up onstage and got a boner. 426 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,120 - [girl] Oh my god. So embarrassing. - And posting. 427 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,760 It's really not as terrible as you think. 428 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,760 No, it's catastrophic! 429 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,120 How can I show my face at school 430 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,040 when everyone thinks I'm a pervert or something. 431 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,800 Oh my God, Charly. 432 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,400 Marlene posted a video, and it's already gone viral. 433 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,280 - "Horny nerd..." - Can we please not talk about it? 434 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,600 - No, take a look. - Please! 435 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 Okay. 436 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,560 You okay? You feel pretty tense. 437 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,800 [Willy] Uh… ah… 438 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,680 And… your muscles have… have grown. 439 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,240 [Willy] Oh, believe me, baby. They're not the only thing growing here. 440 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,120 Say something. 441 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,880 Wasn't there something you wanted to say? 442 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,480 Do… you… 443 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,200 want to sleep together? 444 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,360 [Willy] Yes! Yes! 445 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,840 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 446 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,400 Yes! Yes! Yes! 447 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,960 No. Nah. 448 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600 - Nah? - Nah. 449 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,920 - Yeah. Nah. - Nah. 450 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah, nah. No, 'cause that wouldn't be normal. 451 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,760 - Yeah. - Yeah. Nah, uh… 452 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,560 Would you please excuse me for a moment? Sound good? 453 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,480 Yeah… 454 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,800 - Yeah. - Mm. yeah. 455 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,640 [door opens, closes] 456 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,920 [Willy] What are you doing? Are you crazy? 457 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,960 [Paula] Oh my God! Oh my God! 458 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,040 - [Willy] That was the perfect opportunity! - How? 459 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,840 She's my best friend. 460 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,080 She can't be my first time, 'cause I mean that's… that's incest! 461 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,720 "Your muscles have grown?" Seriously? 462 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,200 [female voice] Mm, strange. 463 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,680 I thought that usually works on men. 464 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,200 How can I look at him after that? 465 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280 [female voice] Don't you think you're overreacting? 466 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,480 Overreacting? I've known her since kindergarten. 467 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,360 [Willy] That doesn't mean you're related! 468 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,560 So what's the plan? 469 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,840 Just go over there and say, 470 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,200 "Hey, sorry. My talking vagina wanted me to ask if you wanted to have sex"? 471 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,896 [Hoo Ha] It's called a vulva, sweetie. Who cares if he believes it? 472 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,960 I don't even believe it. Why would she believe this? 473 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,560 [Willy] I'll settle for a hand job. 474 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,120 [Charly and Paula] Oh, this is getting ridiculous! 475 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,800 Hey. I, um… 476 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,160 I have to go, sadly. 477 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,240 - [Charly] Yes. - So I'll just… Okay, yeah. 478 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,320 [Charly] Uh… 479 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,280 - So, see you tomorrow… bro. - Tomorrow. 480 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,600 - Bro. - [chuckles] 481 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,840 Oh. 482 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:49,920 [Willy] Just do what I tell you, and I promise your whole life will change. 483 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,920 What if I lose her because of it? 484 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,360 - I mean, she's all I've got. - [Willy] So what? 485 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,160 At least you'd get top-tier titties and premium pussy. 486 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,800 Stop. You don't get to talk about Paula like that. 487 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,880 [Willy] Or what? 488 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,840 Or… or we don't have a deal. 489 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560 [Willy] Deal? 490 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,160 Keep talking. 491 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,160 If you leave Paula out of it, and I pass my finals, 492 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,280 I'll give it my best shot. 493 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,200 And I can't believe I'm saying this. I will listen to my penis. 494 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,200 - [Willy] You won't regret this, Charly. - I already do. 495 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,840 [Willy] Give me some skin, bro. 496 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,640 Oh! Not like that! 497 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,080 [Charly] Yeah, got it. 498 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,920 ["Until Tomorrow" playing] 499 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,640 - Morning. - [Sabine] Good morning, honey. 500 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,320 Where's Dad gone? 501 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,920 I don't know. I guess he needed some alone time. 502 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,680 What are you up to? 503 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,520 - Swiping. - [phone chimes] 504 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,680 - I can see that from here. - There's food here for you. 505 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,640 Right. Um, I think I lost my appetite. 506 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,720 [Sabine] Hmm. 507 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800 ♪ I got a secret ♪ 508 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,560 ♪ I'm better if you stick around… ♪ 509 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,720 [sighs] 510 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,280 ♪ I never meant to let you go ♪ 511 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:05,160 ♪ A hundred ways I'm here to show ♪ 512 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:11,240 ♪ I'll put it off until tomorrow ♪ 513 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,720 ♪ It isn't like I'm feeling bad… ♪ 514 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,800 [Charly] Dad! 515 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,480 - Hey, Dad! - Hey, Charly. 516 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,280 Can we talk? 517 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,840 Yeah, okay. I… I just have to finish up here. 518 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,040 Now, Dad. 519 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,120 What's going on? 520 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,880 Okay. 521 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,160 - What's going on with Mom then? - [scoffs] 522 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,400 I haven't got a clue. 523 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,240 Then why are you here? 524 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,560 Mom needed to have some space, so that's why I'm here. 525 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,920 So how's she doing? 526 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,800 She was on a dating app when I left the house. 527 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,120 A dating app? 528 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,840 Oh. 529 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,360 - That's not good. - Yeah, exactly, not good. 530 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,680 - How are things with you? - Not good. 531 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,480 - Oh? What's up? - It's complicated. 532 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,400 [slurping loudly] 533 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,760 Make a plan! 534 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,840 What kind of plan? 535 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,640 [Charly] Win her back somehow! 536 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,800 Invest in some fashionable underwear? What do I know? 537 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 [overlapping chatter] 538 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,560 - What's going on? - [girl] Hey, cool video. 539 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,320 Hey. 540 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,880 - [girl 2] Nice dick, my dude. - [boy] There he is. 541 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,816 - Hey, will you make a TikTok with me? - Yeah, let's make a TikTok, Charly. 542 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,840 [Charly] Leave me alone. 543 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,680 Hey, what's your problem? You're like a hero, man. 544 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,240 - What? - [boy 2] Look. 545 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,080 [Charly] I can't talk to girls. And I'm horny all the time. 546 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,120 Let's face it. We've all had embarrassing moments like these. 547 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,720 But, uh, how many of us can say we were brave enough 548 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800 to stand up for ourselves like that? 549 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,400 Whoever that guy is, he should be an inspiration to us all. 550 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,040 I stand with Boner Boy. 551 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,400 [Willy] Look. You're a star. Huh? I told ya! 552 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,120 You just gotta trust me. 553 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,720 Oh my God. Amy Speaks mentioned your video. 554 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,000 [girl] Ten thousand reposts already. You're TikTok famous. 555 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,560 And Charly's gone super viral, but not how you wanted. 556 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,280 [indistinct chatter] 557 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,800 Charly has some potential. 558 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,040 [bell rings] 559 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,840 [overlapping chatter] 560 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,960 I have class. Sorry. I'm really sorry. 561 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,080 Hey, Charly. Listen up. 562 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,000 About last night, I hope things aren't weird... 563 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,360 No, don't worry about it, really. Later, broseph! 564 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,280 Broseph? 565 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,440 [overlapping chatter] 566 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,816 - [girl] Just one. - [boy] Just one selfie. 567 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,080 I have lessons. I have lessons. Sorry I have to get to... 568 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,736 - Here. I'll be quick. - Just one selfie. 569 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,600 [cameras click] 570 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,400 - Thanks! You're the man! - Thank you so much. [chuckles] 571 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,120 [Willy] Ooh la la. 572 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,920 Uh, I'm so sorry. Sorry. 573 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,560 Your name's Charly, non? 574 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,480 Yeah. Have we met? 575 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,040 They're all talking about you. 576 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,640 Oh, my name is Françoise, 577 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,520 and I don't know my way around here too well. 578 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,280 So I thought maybe you'd take me sightseeing? Tomorrow, perhaps? 579 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,480 [Willy] I'm blowing my load. 580 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,400 - No. - [Willy] Not really, dumbass. 581 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,280 - No? Okay. - [Willy] Okay, Charly! 582 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,960 - Too bad. - [Willy] We can salvage this! 583 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,400 - Ask her to go out with you! - Françoise. 584 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,440 What I actually meant was, no, you can't ask me that 585 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,040 because I wanted to ask you out first. 586 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,880 [Willy] Oh God, you're such a boner loner. 587 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,560 - [chuckles] - Oh, but it worked! Awesome! 588 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,160 - Okay. - [Willy] Oui, oui, oui. 589 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,440 [bell rings] 590 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,360 [Hoo Ha] Boring. 591 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,280 Stop wasting our time. He had his chance. 592 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,600 Uh-huh, hello, boot-ay. 593 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,720 I could definitely work with that. 594 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,240 Nice. 595 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,400 Hey, wrong way. Where are you going? 596 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,760 Anyone would thank their lucky stars 597 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,640 for the chance to sleep with someone like you. 598 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,600 You just have to let them. 599 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,120 I don't want just anyone though. 600 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,480 [Hoo Ha] Paula, fulfillment comes from getting filled. 601 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,040 Would you Leave me alone, please? 602 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,440 [Hoo Ha] Ah. This is about that guy. 603 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,440 Not a guy. 604 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,600 [Hoo Ha] Of course it is. The guy you met on vacation two years ago. 605 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,440 [salsa music playing] 606 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,880 [Hoo Ha] He suddenly appeared in front of you. 607 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,360 Costa. Him and his little Costa, which was anything but little. 608 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,440 ¿Cómo estás? 609 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,400 - Hi. - You speak English? 610 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,520 Yeah, I, uh… 611 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,400 [Costa] We're having a beach party tonight. 612 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,200 I'd love it if you'd come by later. 613 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,240 - Okay. - We'll see you then. 614 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,920 Bye. 615 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000 [Hoo Ha] That was the first time a guy showed any interest in you. 616 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,840 And he was perfect with his abs and buns of steel. 617 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,920 ["Ritmo Sabroso" playing] 618 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,400 [cheering] 619 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,120 ["Better Things" playing] 620 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,120 ♪ Here's wishing you the bluest sky ♪ 621 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,400 ♪ And hoping something better Comes tomorrow ♪ 622 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,720 ♪ Hoping all the verses rhyme… ♪ 623 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,120 What's wrong? 624 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,480 [whimpers] 625 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,520 I was just thinking about my father. 626 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,600 This song reminds me of us. 627 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,760 Ugh, what… what's wrong with you? 628 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,160 Whatever, you feel weird down there. 629 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,320 ♪ Hoping all the days ahead ♪ 630 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,840 ♪ Won't be as bitter As the ones behind you ♪ 631 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,440 [Hoo Ha] And you ignore me because of that asshole? 632 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,560 That's not what it is. 633 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,680 [Hoo Ha] You think he was right. Have you ever really looked at me? 634 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,920 [groans] Can we change the subject, please? 635 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000 [Hoo Ha] Uh-uh. Let's get back to basics and do something that's long overdue. 636 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,880 [man] The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text in Sanskrit 637 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,480 about sexuality, eroticism, and emotional fulfillment. 638 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,760 Can I borrow your hand mirror? 639 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,520 [man] Exclusively an introduction to the 36 sex positions… 640 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,640 Wait. The Kama Sutra? - [man] …as a handbook... 641 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,720 [clicks] 642 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,720 Have you ever… 643 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,760 Duh. Of course not, 644 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,120 'cause I'm ten years old. [scoffs] 645 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840 Right. 646 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,080 Going on a safari? 647 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,840 [adventurous music playing] 648 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,880 [Willy] Okay, you absolutely need a new haircut for our date tomorrow. 649 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,816 - What's the matter with my haircut? - [Willy] Not up there. 650 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,920 [Willy] A little penis tip: 651 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,080 the shorter the hair, the bigger the bad boy. 652 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,800 Um… I'm not sure. 653 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,760 [Hoo Ha] Come on. Stop being so dramatic. 654 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,320 - Panties down. - [groaning] 655 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,640 [Hoo Ha] Mirror, please. 656 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720 [groaning] 657 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,680 - [Hoo Ha] Paula. - Yeah? 658 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,480 [Hoo Ha] Ta-da! 659 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,040 And? 660 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,400 Well… 661 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,480 I mean, you're not exactly pretty. 662 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,520 - [Hoo Ha scoffs] Look who's talking. - Hey now! 663 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,720 [Willy] What? Charly, are you serious? You can't wear that. 664 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,400 I'm like your gift to Françoise. 665 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,720 So make sure I'm nicely wrapped, yeah? Presentation matters. 666 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:20,200 Imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me, huh? 667 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,200 Oh yeah. 668 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,640 [Willy chuckles] Oh yeah. 669 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,280 And now imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me out of those. 670 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,200 Yeah. 671 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,840 [Willy] First shave. Then go shopping. 672 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,960 [Hoo Ha] Seriously, how many vulvas have you seen in your life? 673 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,280 - Not many... - [Hoo Ha] Uh-huh. 674 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,880 So you're no expert. 675 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,520 Yeah, I guess, but… 676 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,440 Did you just fill my head with 50 vagines? 677 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,400 [Hoo Ha] Thirty-eight. 678 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,520 And the plural of vagina is vaginas. But anyway, those are vulvas. 679 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,680 Self-love, sweetie. 680 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,560 [Willy] Okay, real slow, yeah? 681 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,120 Pick me up, okay? Hold me gently. Good. 682 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,040 Okay. Extra careful now. 683 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Um, why? 684 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,360 [Willy] Because… 685 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,280 - Just because! - I'm careful. 686 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,640 What do you mean "just because"? 687 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,120 - [door opens] - [Charly] Oh! 688 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,600 [Willy] The marbles! 689 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,440 Uh, is… is that my razor, hon? 690 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,080 Why don't you shave in the shower, Charly, like everyone else? 691 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,480 [Willy] She's kidding. They'll squeeze the life out of me. 692 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,520 Look at me, Mom! I need space. 693 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,720 They're too tight. 694 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,440 Enough with the distractions. 695 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,240 [sighs] 696 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,480 You know, your father and I just grew apart. That's all. 697 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,400 I gave everything up for you and your Dad, always. 698 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,240 Now it's time to focus on me. 699 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,200 [phone buzzing] 700 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,800 [Sabine] Oh. He sent me an eggplant. 701 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,800 - What? - [Sabine] On the dating app. 702 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,560 How romantic, wanting to get together and cook. 703 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,480 The eggplant is... 704 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,440 Oh, it's been ages since I've had a nice fat, juicy eggplant. 705 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,880 [Willy laughs] Even your mom gets more action than you do. 706 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,680 The poor guy's upset I haven't answered yet. 707 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,400 Aw, look. The eggplant's crying now. 708 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,840 [Willy laughing] 709 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,920 It's been forever since last time your father cried. 710 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,320 [Willy laughing] 711 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,160 - Oh, I like that pair. - [Willy] No fucking way. 712 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,800 [woman moaning on video] 713 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,120 [Hoo Ha] Okay, and now touch me. 714 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200 Okay. 715 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,080 [man and woman moaning on video] 716 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,720 [Hoo Ha] What the hell is that? 717 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,520 This is all made for men. Ugh. Typical. 718 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,320 It's not doing anything for me in the least. 719 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,040 [Hoo Ha] Okay. Let's try this. 720 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,240 Close your eyes. 721 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,080 Give me a few details. Who's the guy? Constantin? 722 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,880 - No, he was with Marlene, you know. - [Hoo Ha] Forget about Marlene. 723 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,280 Date the most popular guy in school and you can have anyone you like. 724 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,840 - Oldest trick in the book. - Mm. 725 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,240 [Hoo Ha] Shower head, please. 726 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,920 - [water running] - Oh. 727 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,320 [moaning] Ah. 728 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,960 Ah. 729 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,560 - Ah. - [knob squeaks] 730 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640 [water gurgles] 731 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,040 [Hoo Ha screaming] 732 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,640 I really need a long icicle. 733 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,560 [calm music playing] 734 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,480 [Hoo Ha] Oh my God. 735 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,640 There really is a heaven. 736 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,760 Come to Mama. 737 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,160 Oh, this is what we need. 738 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,160 Yes! Yes! Ye... 739 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,240 [gasps] 740 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,200 Uh, no idea what that is, but yes. 741 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,080 - Oh my God, we need that! - No way! Who would even see that? 742 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,600 [Hoo Ha] Blah blah blah. Stop thinking. I'm thinking for both of us now. 743 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,160 I need it! 744 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,000 I knew we were sex goddesses! 745 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,360 Just one thing, the fabric's clinging to my lips. 746 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,120 One size up would be great, though. 747 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,000 I have to say, our tits look fantastic. 748 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080 Yep, fine. 749 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,160 - Oh and, uh, thanks. - [Hoo Ha] My pleasure and yours. 750 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,240 Hello? 751 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,160 Hello? 752 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,200 [man grunts] 753 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,880 [Hoo Ha] Hmm. Why, hello, British Booty. 754 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,560 Ah, that's an excellent choice. Would you like me to wrap that for you? 755 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,760 [Hoo Ha] No, thanks. Just put it in. 756 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,600 Ow, my vagina is numb. 757 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,680 I think they ripped something down there. 758 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,560 Is that what giving birth is like? Oh God. 759 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,640 Ugh, yeah. 760 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,400 Is that Paula? 761 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,200 Oh my God. What is she wearing? 762 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,000 [both laugh] 763 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,440 [both] What a slutbag. 764 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 [Hoo Ha] Okay, let's do this. Get yourself comfortable. 765 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,440 Turn it on. 766 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,680 [buzzing] 767 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,920 [Hoo Ha] Get ready. 768 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,680 - And go. - ["Being In Love" playing]` 769 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,760 ♪ Only just got up ♪ 770 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,800 ♪ I feel so uninspired ♪ 771 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,640 ♪ I feel like giving up ♪ 772 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,480 #I feel like somone has punched me In the guts # 773 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,200 ♪ But I kind of like it 'Cause it feels like being in love… ♪ 774 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,120 [moaning] Ah! 775 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,720 ♪ Being in love ♪ 776 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,480 ♪ Being in love ♪ 777 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,400 ♪ Being in love ♪ 778 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,920 ♪ Being in La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 779 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,760 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 780 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,200 [Hoo Ha] Let's do that again. 781 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,560 [exhales] 782 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,360 Um, Amy Speaks. What's that about? 783 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,720 To be Honest, I have no clue. It's been weird since the concert. 784 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,240 [Hoo Ha] Just start with a small kiss. On the neck. 785 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,480 [Willy] I'm totally squished. 786 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,840 Going shopping with your mom was a really bad move. 787 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,760 [Hoo Ha] He's touching himself. Touch me too! Say something hot. 788 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,320 Well, at least they can't call you Charly - No Dick. 789 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400 - Yeah. - [Hoo Ha] You call that hot? 790 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Anyway… 791 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,920 I wanted to apologize to you for reacting so weirdly when you asked if we… 792 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,056 - Oh, right. Pff. - You know… 793 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,200 [Hoo Ha] No, not "pff." 794 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,336 - It's not that I don't want to. - [Willy] We want to! 795 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,680 We don't have to talk about that. 796 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,520 [Hoo Ha and Willy] Exactly. Let's just do it. Now, under the stars. 797 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,400 You're really important to me as a friend. 798 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,320 - Yeah. - [Hoo Ha] No. Huh? 799 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,240 - Ditto. - [Hoo Ha and Willy] What? Oh, come on! 800 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,320 [Willy] Man. 801 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,640 - Oh! - [Hoo Ha groans] Oh man. 802 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,720 [crickets chirping] 803 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,480 Something's different about you. 804 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,040 Did you get a haircut or change your makeup? 805 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,280 - No. - I could swear something different. 806 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,560 Hmm. 807 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,320 ["Wet Dream" playing] 808 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,040 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 809 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,960 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 810 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,800 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 811 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,920 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 812 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,520 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 813 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,200 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 814 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,760 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪ 815 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,880 ♪ I was in your wet dream ♪ 816 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,680 ♪ Driving in my car ♪ 817 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,800 ♪ Saw you at the side of the road ♪ 818 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,360 ♪ There's no one else around ♪ 819 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,160 ♪ You're touching yourself Touching yourself ♪ 820 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,560 ♪ Touching your, touching yourself ♪ 821 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,400 ♪ Touching yourself ♪ 822 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want…" 823 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,200 Cute. 824 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,560 [Paula] Girls. 825 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,080 It feels like a completely new world. I came like five freaking times in a row. 826 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,400 Just over and over again. 827 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,400 You know how lucky we are? 828 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,240 ♪ On DVD ♪ 829 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,440 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 830 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,240 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 831 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,120 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 832 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,856 - ♪ Let's begin ♪ - [Marlene] What the fuck? 833 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,720 Told you. Now you get it? 834 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,200 I didn't want to say anything, but I mean, 835 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,200 she totally blew the sex shop guy. 836 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,800 [together] No shaming. 837 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,000 I admit, one time, I got a huge boner 838 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,360 from a pair of oranges that I saw one day. 839 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,576 They really looked like the ones on my Spanish teacher. 840 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,400 Sometimes I get hard on the bus because the seat vibrates. 841 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,960 I call it a bus boner. 842 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,240 Sometimes my dick gets hard when the sun shines on it. 843 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,840 Sometimes I get… 844 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,200 Wait a minute. Why is everything about penises? 845 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,840 It's just not funny when it's you. 846 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,600 I mean, sometimes I have to spend hours just walking around here with a boner. 847 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,600 It feels like everyone just stares at me all day. 848 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,400 To be honest, most of my erections just kind of happen randomly. 849 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,400 Like, I'll just be sitting in my grandpa's house, 850 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,360 where nothing is sexy, and I just have a hard-on. 851 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,160 Sometimes, it's just really weird like that. 852 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,560 Hey, Digger. No one wants to hear about your boner. 853 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,800 [Willy] See what we started? 854 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,040 - You're an actual role model. You can... - Hi, Charly. 855 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,200 - [Willy] Oh my God, Marlene! - Marlene. 856 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,400 Um, well, I wanted to ask you. 857 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,040 -I'm having a small party this weekend. 858 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,160 Yep, I heard. Everyone's talking about it. 859 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,360 [Marlene] Exactly. It's gonna be totally awesome. 860 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,000 Marlene's into Charly. Crazy. Who'd have thought? 861 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,320 Bull crap. The whole school's going. 862 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,480 - Oh right, you're not. - [friends chuckle] 863 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,720 If you can, I'd love it if you'd come by for a while. 864 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,520 - Yeah? - Uh, yeah, for sure. 865 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,960 Okay, see you then. 866 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,360 [Willy] Uh, I could just squeeze out a little tear. 867 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,200 Dude, I'm so proud of you, man. 868 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,280 Two hot toddies. You know what that means? 869 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,000 That I now have a big problem. 870 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,520 - [girl] Trying to make Constantin jealous? - No way. 871 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,640 I think Charly's really cute. 872 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,920 Ew. 873 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,760 Hey, Dad. 874 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,320 - Do you just live here now? - Sh. 875 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,080 - He's an eavesdropper. - [Charly] What? 876 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,720 - The gardener. See? - What? 877 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,080 - I have a problem, I think. - Okay. Shoot. 878 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,800 This French exchange student asked me to go out with her. 879 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,920 Doesn't sound like a problem to me. 880 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,280 Uh, excuse me? Do you mind? It's a private talk. Yeah? 881 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,480 And? 882 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,560 The problem is that the coolest girl at school 883 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,200 invited me to her house for a party. 884 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280 Mm. 885 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,800 Do you like one girl more than the other? 886 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,080 No. 887 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,880 There's a simple answer there. 888 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,000 Bring the exchange student to the party as your date. 889 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,560 Yeah, but, maybe... 890 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,320 I once went out with a girl and her sister at the same time. 891 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,760 - That's what I'm saying. - [gardener] He asked us for advice. 892 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,560 - He asked me for my advice. Me. - That doesn't mean to have to yell at me. 893 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,240 - Who's yelling? - You're getting aggressive. 894 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,400 I'm not being aggressive. 895 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,000 Well, maybe you should get anger management therapy. 896 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,480 I don't think I need that kind of therapy, man. No. 897 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,400 - You live in your office. - [chuckles] What a butt load of bullshit. 898 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,120 We can see you. 899 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,520 - [Rudi] When? - At night, when you dance. 900 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,000 You spy on me? 901 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,200 Yeah, me and, uh, Maggie from the kitchen, Alexander, the trash guy. 902 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,280 All of us. 903 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,800 Hey, Paula. 904 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,280 [Hoo Ha gasps] Yay! Okay, stay cool, sweetheart. 905 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,760 - Hi. - Hi. [chuckles] 906 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,280 Um, 907 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,960 are you going to Marlene's party this weekend? 908 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,840 - Yeah. Yeah, of course. - Yeah? 909 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,920 Um, 910 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,360 I thought it would be cool for us to go, you know, together if you want. 911 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,920 [Hoo Ha] And we're wet. 912 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,680 - Uh, yeah. I'd like that a lot. - Yeah? 913 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,000 - Okay, cool. Yeah, um, I'll be there. - Okay. [chuckles] 914 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,280 Oh my God. What just happened? 915 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,480 [Hoo Ha] We are so going to hit that later. 916 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,000 [percussive music playing] 917 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,120 Gonna tell us about that? 918 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,200 What? 919 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,080 I think she's cute. 920 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,400 Don't you? 921 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,320 [bell rings] 922 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,840 [knocking on door] 923 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,040 [woman] Yes, come in. 924 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680 Hello. 925 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,920 [woman] Take a seat. I'll be with you in a minute. 926 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,600 [clears throat] 927 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,240 [chair slowly squeaking] 928 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,160 [chair slowly squeaking] 929 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,320 Is it normal for you work so late? 930 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,200 Hmm? 931 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,480 Hmm? Yeah. 932 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,680 Yeah, lots to do. 933 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,320 Lots to do. 934 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,560 Even on weekends? 935 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,240 You do know that you are not allowed to sleep in your office, right? 936 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,320 Oh yeah. 937 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,560 Good. 938 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,240 [pen clicks] 939 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,800 Phoebe, it's important. I need help. 940 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,280 Did you finally kill someone? 941 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,840 What? Of course I didn't do that. 942 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,160 [whispers] I have a date. 943 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,200 [suspenseful music playing] 944 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,520 - You look amazing, by the way. - [Françoise] Oh, thanks. 945 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,080 I got bored and messed around. 946 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,160 Chic. 947 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,040 - All right, here we are. - Here we are. 948 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,320 [rings doorbell] 949 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,480 - You ring the bell at your own house? - Oh no, this isn't my house, uh… 950 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,720 Charly, you're here. 951 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,080 And you brought somebody. Terrific. 952 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,680 - Enchantée. - I'm good. Come on in. 953 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,440 [Willy] Two girls fighting over us. 954 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,600 Two girls! 955 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,440 That's four tits, two vaginas, four nipples, two tongues, 956 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,520 four lips, twenty toes, four kneecaps. 957 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,816 - [dog barking] - Ah! Take cover! 958 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,760 [continues barking] 959 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,480 - Mr. Fluffles. He's a good boy. - [Willy] I said take cover! 960 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,416 - [Willy] Find some other balls. - You made a friend. 961 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,360 - [Willy] Help. Scat, shoo. - [dog whimpers] 962 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,400 - [Willy] Oh, he heard me. - [barking] 963 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,720 - [Marlene] Out, Mr. Fluffles. - [Willy] Okay, that was close. 964 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,360 Uh-oh, we're losing her. 965 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,840 That's not good. We have to keep her juices flowing. 966 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,000 - Ah bon? This is an interesting party. - [Willy] Quick. Say something. 967 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,736 - Yeah. - [Willy] Be a little more creative. 968 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,560 - Cool. - [Willy] Ask her a question. 969 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,936 - You want a drink? - [Willy] Not that question. 970 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,080 - Shots? - [Willy] What? 971 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,360 - Join me? - [Willy] Charly! 972 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,800 Hard liquor doesn't equal hard on. 973 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,360 - No, Charly! No, no, no, no, Charly! - Okay. 974 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,480 [cheering, whooping] 975 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,040 ♪ Don't need to justify ♪ 976 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,720 ♪ Don't think you can't deny ♪ 977 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,280 ♪ Don't need to second guess What you know is right and say… ♪ 978 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,360 [all whooping] 979 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,320 ♪ Just say yeah ♪ 980 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,360 ♪ Just say yeah… ♪ 981 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,160 [Hoo Ha] This is it. The moment we've been waiting for. 982 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,120 [gasps] And his hand is so close to your tit. 983 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,000 Looks like there's a new Marlene in town. 984 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,800 [Hoo Ha chuckles] Everyone's looking at us! 985 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,360 Slutbag. 986 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,800 [Hoo Ha] That's right, bitch. We look awesome. 987 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,760 Hi. 988 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,600 How's it going, Marlene? 989 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,920 Wanna get a drink? 990 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Yep. 991 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560 Let's go. 992 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,240 [Hoo Ha] Uh, Paula, focus. 993 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,560 Let her have that pony. You're riding a mustang tonight. 994 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,400 Ew. 995 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,200 [dance music playing] 996 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,280 [Charly] Best day ever! 997 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,360 What? 998 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800 I said… 999 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,280 - Hey, hey, hey. - [Willy] Hey, hey, hey. 1000 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,520 [chuckles] 1001 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,360 [Charly and Willy] You have the sexiest tits in the entire world. 1002 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,640 Oh, thanks. 1003 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,560 You look so damn good. Where have you been all this time? 1004 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,280 - [Hoo Ha] Ah, keep talking, baby. - I'm right here. 1005 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,160 Maybe you just never looked closely enough. 1006 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,320 - [Hoo Ha] Those lips! - Well, to us. 1007 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,960 [Hoo Ha] What can I say? I'm so proud of you. 1008 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,160 I couldn't have done it better myself. 1009 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,360 Ah. 1010 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,960 - [Hoo Ha] Well, hello. - [chuckles] 1011 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,280 Um, would you please go get us another really good tequila drink? 1012 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,560 I just need a sec. 1013 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,640 - [Constantin] Whatever you want, my queen. - Okay. 1014 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,040 Charly, hi. 1015 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,520 [Charly and Willy] Marlene, hi. 1016 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,600 Hi! 1017 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,880 Ladies, I have a big enough penis for both of you. 1018 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,720 [Charly chuckles] 1019 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,240 [laughs] 1020 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,040 [Willy] Yes, threesome! 1021 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,000 [dance music playing] 1022 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,240 ♪ We're the originals ♪ 1023 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,480 ♪ Originals… ♪ 1024 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,000 [Hoo Ha] Give me an S. Give me an E. Give me an X. I want sex! 1025 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,160 ♪ We're the originals ♪ 1026 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,880 ♪ Originals… ♪ 1027 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,200 [Hoo Ha] ♪ We are getting laid tonight Tonight ♪ 1028 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,320 ♪ We're going to fool around All night, all night. ♪ 1029 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,880 Let's get some! [laughs] 1030 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,200 [girls] Occupied. 1031 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,400 She's seriously with Constantin. At Marlene's party. She's insane. 1032 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,720 What do you expect though? The outfit? The sex shop? 1033 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,520 [gasps] Paula has to be a hooker. 1034 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,800 Sex worker. 1035 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,400 Well, that would explain why she went down on the sex store worker. 1036 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,280 I bet Constantin is her appetizer. 1037 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,720 Who knows how many blow jobs she'll give tonight. 1038 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,160 [girl] Double digits, at least. 1039 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,280 [girl 2] How much do you think she gets by the hour? 1040 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,840 [girl] Double digits, max. 1041 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920 No shaming. 1042 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,360 [girls laugh] 1043 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,440 [ethereal pop music playing] 1044 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,440 ♪ Stuck on my mind 1045 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,880 ♪ Stuck on my mind ♪ 1046 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,960 ♪ Like all the time… ♪ 1047 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,600 It's your fault they think I'm a tramp. 1048 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,800 [Hoo Ha] Nonsense. You're the star here tonight. 1049 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,560 - Paula, there you are. - [Hoo Ha] Mm, Mr. Nut Muffin. 1050 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,120 - I think I'm gonna leave. - [Hoo Ha] What? 1051 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,200 What? 1052 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,960 Was it something I said? 1053 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,480 - [Hoo Ha] Don't back out now. - I'm not gonna… 1054 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,480 It's not... Um… 1055 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,320 Oh. Hey, come on. 1056 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,440 I don't want you to go home all emotional. Let's go talk. 1057 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,200 - Okay? - Okay. 1058 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,320 [Hoo Ha] Paula, it's happening. 1059 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,200 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1060 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,880 - I don't think we should be in here. - [Hoo Ha] Yes, we should. 1061 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,200 Don't worry. It's okay. 1062 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,600 - [Paula] Yeah? - Yeah. 1063 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,680 Let's sit down. 1064 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,800 Uh, yeah, so, um 1065 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,520 Will you tell me what's up? 1066 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,760 I mean, you, uh… 1067 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,880 [Paula] Mm. 1068 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,960 Uh, I, uh… 1069 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,640 I… 1070 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,360 I have a kind of friend, who, uh… 1071 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,680 [Hoo Ha] Team Vulva in the house! Bam! 1072 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,520 …who, um, I happened… 1073 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,040 I took her advice because I trusted her, 1074 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,520 and now everyone thinks I'm this skanky... 1075 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,680 [Hoo Ha] Mm. Come to Mama. 1076 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,080 [Paula] No, I'm not that kind of girl. I don't really do that. 1077 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,360 But you're so hot. It's just so… 1078 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,480 [Hoo Ha] This is what we dreamed about. Lie back and enjoy. 1079 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,400 [Constantin moans] 1080 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,640 [Hoo Ha] Uh, okay. Maybe he's a little out of practice. 1081 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,360 Help him. What are you waiting for? 1082 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,600 Oh, a mini weenie… 1083 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,720 Uh… 1084 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,160 uh, uh… 1085 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:44,200 [moaning] 1086 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 [Hoo Ha] For real? 1087 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,520 My condolences. 1088 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,040 Uh… 1089 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,040 Shit, man! 1090 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,520 Fuck! Ugh! 1091 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,280 [grunts] 1092 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,040 [Constantin sighs] 1093 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,120 Are you okay? 1094 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,280 Man, nothing is okay. It's… 1095 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,280 Could you just keep this between us? It's… 1096 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,160 it's really embarrassing. 1097 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,360 Hey. 1098 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,440 I… 1099 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,520 I understand. Okay? 1100 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,200 Rumors are shit. 1101 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Mm… 1102 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,040 I promise you have nothing to be worried about. 1103 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,440 [Hoo Ha groans] I was so sure that would work. 1104 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,480 What? Don't look at me like that. 1105 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,120 [sighs] 1106 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,800 - [Basti] I didn't look too bad in it. - [Ziggy laughing] 1107 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,840 Were you in that bedroom? Paula just came out of there. 1108 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,960 Dude, barely at the party for ten minutes and he's already gotten laid. 1109 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,360 I didn't sleep with her. 1110 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,480 - She wanted me to fuck her. - Paula? 1111 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,440 Uh-huh? 1112 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,200 And she's really into doing anal. 1113 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,120 So, Basti, looks like your reign is over. 1114 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,360 Huh? 1115 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,640 Yeah, there's a new anal queen in town. I'm pretty impressed. 1116 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:52,800 Bitch. 1117 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,760 Yeah, I'm telling you. She's a… sex addict. 1118 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,200 It's… it's unreal, really. It's… 1119 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,520 Hey, Mr. Fluffles. Hello. Hi. 1120 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,320 Oh, you. 1121 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,680 You're a good boy. 1122 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,840 When I was up on that stage, 1123 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,400 he just came on out and said hello to the world. 1124 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,720 Who am I to hold him back? Who? 1125 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,800 - You're a total inspiration, brother. - [Paula] Charly. 1126 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,920 - Paula. - [Willy] Hey, the itty titties. 1127 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,600 This is my best friend. 1128 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,600 - Françoise. Marlene, Klaus. - [Paula] A word? 1129 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,720 Robbie. 1130 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,400 - What were you saying to him? - [chuckles] 1131 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,080 - Yeah, I think you've had enough now. - Hey! 1132 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,360 You don't have to be jealous. 1133 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,496 - I've got enough here to go round. - Yeah, I see that. 1134 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,760 I don't need you. Let go. You're just a training pussy, Paula. 1135 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440 Ah! [laughs] 1136 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,680 [Hoo Ha] Training pussy? 1137 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,000 [Charly] Whoo! 1138 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,120 [Hoo Ha] What an asshole! 1139 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,800 [crowd chanting] Charly! Charly! 1140 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,800 Charly! Charly! Charly! 1141 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,120 [cheering] 1142 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:52,880 ♪ Well, I guess This is the showtime, honey ♪ 1143 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:53,840 ♪ You know… ♪ 1144 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,880 [chanting] Boner Boy! Boner Boy! Boner Boy! 1145 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:02,080 Boner Boy! Boner Boy! Boner Boy! 1146 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,960 ♪ All we did was get high ♪ 1147 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,320 ♪ Get high ♪ 1148 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400 [music fades] 1149 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,800 [meows] 1150 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,440 [gentle music playing] 1151 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,480 [groans] 1152 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,320 [camera clicks] 1153 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,960 Look how cute you look. 1154 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,840 Last night was so special. 1155 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,240 Did we… 1156 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,840 All night. 1157 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,640 Are you serious? It was my first time and I forgot it? 1158 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,080 [Willy] Yeah me too, bro. 1159 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,320 The first time is supposed to be special, and now I don't even… 1160 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:08,880 Wait a minute. 1161 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,120 - Hello? - [Willy] Hi. 1162 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,200 [sighs] 1163 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,216 After my first time, I thought you were supposed to buzz off. 1164 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,240 [Willy] Charly, Charly, Charly. 1165 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,200 If you don't remember, how am I supposed to remember, huh? 1166 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,600 But maybe she's in the mood for a second round. 1167 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680 Then I'll buzz off. I promise. 1168 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,280 - Hey. - My parents are on their way. 1169 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,400 You gotta go. 1170 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,640 [Willy] Looks like the two of us will be hanging out for a while longer. 1171 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,360 Oh well. 1172 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,440 ["You'll Never Grow Old" playing] 1173 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,520 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1174 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,680 ♪ Uh, days without end ♪ 1175 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,520 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1176 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,280 ♪ They came and they went ♪ 1177 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,440 - ♪ And Mondays as I… ♪ - [Sabine chuckles] 1178 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,480 ♪ Oh man… ♪ 1179 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,760 [man] Sabine, left foot on yellow. 1180 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,800 ♪ I just don't have a clue what to do ♪ 1181 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,960 ♪ Oh no… ♪ 1182 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,080 What is happening in here? 1183 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,520 Hi, honey. 1184 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,520 [all] Hi. 1185 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,640 Just a little gathering with all my friends. 1186 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,480 Ran on a little longer than expected. 1187 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,480 ♪ So close to see that it's really not ♪ 1188 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,040 ♪ Do I have to spell it out for you? ♪ 1189 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,120 ♪ Oh, you never learn ♪ 1190 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:31,200 ♪ And you never grow old ♪ 1191 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,960 ♪ Oh, tell me why ♪ 1192 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,800 ♪ Have you never been told? ♪ 1193 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,360 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1194 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,640 ♪ You gotta wait your turn ♪ 1195 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,880 ♪ Meanwhile, I let the paper burn ♪ 1196 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,920 ♪ And dreamers don't sleep at night… ♪ 1197 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 - Hey! Boner Boy. - ♪ Oh man, you act like a child… ♪ 1198 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,680 - Animal! - Respect. 1199 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,720 Nice job, man. [chuckles] 1200 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,160 ♪ Oh, you never learn ♪ 1201 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,760 Charly, hi. 1202 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,720 I'll See you at break, okay? 1203 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,800 [Willy] Mm, mm, mm. See? That's what I'm talking about. 1204 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,440 I guess I have a girlfriend. 1205 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,320 - It's official. - [Willy] And not just any girlfriend. 1206 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,240 The hottest girl in school. 1207 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,000 I would never leave you hanging, dude. 1208 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,760 [chuckles] A little penis joke. 1209 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,880 Feels good to be loved, right? 1210 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,040 Hey, Françoise. 1211 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,280 Hello. 1212 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,160 [Willy] Okay, no love from Françoise. 1213 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,520 We can always give that another shot if things don't work out with Marlene. 1214 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,160 Or Paula. I forgot about her! 1215 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,480 HEY, PAULA, WHAT HAPPENED AT MARLENE'S PARTY? 1216 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,560 [scoffs] 1217 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,840 [girl] Oh, look. It's the school slut. 1218 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,920 [overlapping chatter] 1219 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,800 [boy] Hey, babe. 1220 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,440 Do I know you? 1221 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,360 Not yet. Wanna meet this guy? 1222 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,680 Asshole! 1223 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,240 Whoa! 1224 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,320 [Hoo Ha] Girl, what's your problem? We could've had him. 1225 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,800 [boy] I fucked Paula last night for hours. 1226 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,000 Really? You and the school slut? 1227 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,200 [boy] Yeah, dude. Constantin said she's a sex addict, man. 1228 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,480 - [Hoo Ha] My God. We're sex celebrities. - [boy] Did you know she loves anal? 1229 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,920 - What have you been telling everyone? - What? 1230 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,520 Hey, get your paws off. This jacket's luxury. 1231 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,920 I could tell everyone what really happened. 1232 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,000 And who's gonna side with the school slut? 1233 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,280 - What? - Yeah. 1234 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,320 Who do you think they'll believe? Hmm? 1235 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,200 Me, the popular boy at this school? 1236 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,080 Or you? 1237 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,920 [somber music playing] 1238 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,200 [sighs] 1239 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,880 [Hoo Ha] Hey, I don't get it. Why is school slut a bad thing? 1240 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,040 I think you're looking at this all wrong. 1241 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,400 Hey, guys, did you know Paula sells sex as a side gig? 1242 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,320 [girl] As if. 1243 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,760 Yeah. Her rate is like five euros an hour. 1244 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,000 But she accepts credit cards too. 1245 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,520 - [girl] You know she's a sex addict? - [girl 2] Oh, ugh. 1246 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,160 I hope we didn't use the same toilet. That'd be gross. 1247 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,280 [laughs] 1248 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Yikes. 1249 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,280 [Hoo Ha] Oh my God. 1250 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,760 I'd never thought of it like that. 1251 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,720 We could actually make money with this! 1252 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,640 CHEAP & EAGER PAULA 01575 3262784 1253 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,840 [sniffles] 1254 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,920 [sighs] 1255 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,920 [boy] Hey, cool, man. 1256 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,680 [sighs] If it isn't the school slutbag? 1257 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:11,760 [in Pig Latin] Charly, what are you doing? Why are you behaving like a jerk? 1258 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,120 [in English] Aw. What language were you trying to use? Hobbitish? 1259 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,360 Aren't we a bit too old for Pig Latin, Paula? 1260 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,920 [Hoo Ha gasps] Our first customer! 1261 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,360 [boy groans] 1262 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,800 ["Better Things" playing] 1263 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,160 ♪ Here's wishing you the bluest sky… ♪ 1264 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,840 - [sighs] - ♪ And hoping something better ♪ 1265 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,680 ♪ Comes tomorrow ♪ 1266 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,000 ♪ Hoping all the verses rhyme ♪ 1267 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,960 ♪ And the very best of choruses too ♪ 1268 01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:00,000 ♪ Follow all the doubt and sadness ♪ 1269 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:04,680 ♪ I know that better things Are on the way ♪ 1270 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,480 - ♪ Here's hoping all the days ahead… ♪ - [knocking] 1271 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,120 ♪ Won't be as bitter As the ones behind you… ♪ 1272 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,000 Hey, honey. Want to have some fun? Huh? 1273 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,440 ♪ And somehow happiness will find you ♪ 1274 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,240 ♪ Forget what happened yesterday ♪ 1275 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:29,080 ♪ I know that better things Are on the way ♪ 1276 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,920 ♪ It's really good to see you rocking out And having fun ♪ 1277 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,120 ♪ Living like you just begun ♪ 1278 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,600 ♪ Accept your life and what it brings ♪ 1279 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,480 ♪ I hope tomorrow ♪ 1280 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,520 ♪ You'll find better things ♪ 1281 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:53,720 ♪ I hope tomorrow You'll find better things ♪ 1282 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,600 ♪ Here's wishing the bluest sky ♪ 1283 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,960 ♪ And hoping something better Comes tomorrow ♪ 1284 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,320 ♪ Hoping all the verses rhyme ♪ 1285 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:13,160 ♪ And the very best of choruses too ♪ 1286 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,680 ♪ Follow all the doubt and sadness ♪ 1287 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:21,040 ♪ I know that better things Are on the way ♪ 1288 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,840 ♪ I know you've got A lot of good things happening up ahead ♪ 1289 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,240 ♪ The past is gone… ♪ 1290 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,360 HEY, FEEL LIKE A QUICK FUCK? 1291 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,560 SO, DO YOU ALWAYS MOAN THAT LOUD? 1292 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,000 SLUT. 1293 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,520 ♪ I know tomorrow You'll find better things ♪ 1294 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:45,880 ♪ I hope tomorrow You'll find better things ♪ 1295 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,800 Not very nice what you said about Paula. 1296 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,360 Spreading the rumor that someone's a sex addict? 1297 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,880 That's pretty childish, even for you. 1298 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,080 Yeah, you know you're not that much better. 1299 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,880 Stringing along a guy like Charly, who's clearly below your level 1300 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,000 and who you clearly haven't the slightest bit of interest in. 1301 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,320 That was a bitch move, if you ask me. 1302 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,000 Who says I'm not interested in him? 1303 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,320 Charly's really nice, you know? Unlike that slutty little tramp Paula. 1304 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,480 Sheathe those claws, Marlene. Charly's a little wuss, and you know it. 1305 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,960 My goodness, Constantin. I didn’t think of you as a jealous man. 1306 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,520 I'm not jealous of that fool. 1307 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,240 Seriously? 1308 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,120 He doesn't have your muscles, I admit, but he makes me laugh. 1309 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200 Oh yeah, sure he does. 1310 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,920 [gasps] But you know what makes me laugh the hardest? 1311 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,120 You lowering yourself to Paula, of all people. So embarrassing. 1312 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,080 Marlene, calm down. I didn't think of you as a jealous woman. 1313 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:45,960 Oh, I'm jealous. 1314 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,160 - Of Paula. - [chuckles] 1315 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,480 Yeah. [scoffs] 1316 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,520 Well, that's a good one. 1317 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,120 Um, 1318 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,240 Marlene, tell me. Are you going to the dance? 1319 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,360 You asking me to be your date? 1320 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,080 Definitely. Do you accept or nah? 1321 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,280 We'll see. 1322 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,600 [indistinct chatter] 1323 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,200 [bell rings] 1324 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,320 Hey, babe. 1325 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,480 Hi. 1326 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,336 So, we've been together for about two weeks... 1327 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,960 [Willy] You haven't even given me any. 1328 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,776 - Charly, I've told you again and again. - [Willy] I'm about to explode! 1329 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,960 I'm saving our next time for after the dance. 1330 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,320 - [Willy] But… why? - Okay? 1331 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,400 - Then we can sleep with each other. - Wait. I didn't mean it like that. 1332 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,520 I thought we might spend some time together and talk. 1333 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,680 - Talk? All we do is talk. - [Willy] Too right. Blah, blah, blah. 1334 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,960 - Walk with me, Charly. - [Willy] More fucking, less talking! 1335 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,216 - Wait. That's not what I meant by that. - [Willy screams] 1336 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,960 What I meant was, I don't know you outside of class. 1337 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,040 Like, who you are as a person. 1338 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,640 I want to know what you care about, what you like. 1339 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,280 - I mean there are things that I like... - Moon sign Gemini. 1340 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,360 And I kid you not, my ascendant is guess… 1341 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:00,320 Aquarius, 1342 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,040 meaning I'm a triple air sign. 1343 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,440 So if my sun was in Libra, right, I'd be emotional. 1344 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,880 But I'm a Gemini, twins, so I'm unemotional and dry. 1345 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:13,360 So that's why I never get along with Pisces. You know, fish? 1346 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,880 I don't vibe with Pisces. 1347 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,720 [Willy] And… 1348 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,040 - Hmm. - [Willy] …I'm soft. 1349 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,560 Hold on, I'm a Pisces. 1350 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,720 [Marlene] Exactly. 1351 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,720 [door closes] 1352 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,560 [Hoo Ha] Listen. I really don't think it's okay for you to ignore me. 1353 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,640 Ooh, check out that ass. Paula. Paula! 1354 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,400 Paula. Help me. Marlene hates fish. 1355 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,800 Honestly, Charly, I don't give a shit what Marlene eats. 1356 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,560 [Charly] Paula, that's… that's not what I meant. I meant... 1357 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,360 ["Little Black Submarine" playing] 1358 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,240 ♪ Pick you up, let you down ♪ 1359 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,320 ♪ When I wanna go ♪ 1360 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,960 - ♪ To a place I can hide ♪ - [boy laughs] 1361 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,560 [kissing sounds] 1362 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,240 ♪ You know me ♪ 1363 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,800 - ♪ I had plans ♪ - [Constantin] Stop. 1364 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,080 - ♪ But they just disappeared ♪ - [Constantin] Let me just… 1365 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,280 ♪ To the back of my mind ♪ 1366 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,680 [Constantin chuckles] 1367 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,160 ♪ Oh, can it be? ♪ 1368 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,120 Paula. 1369 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,040 ♪ The voices calling me ♪ 1370 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,160 I wouldn't go in there. 1371 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:31,760 ♪ They get lost and out of time ♪ 1372 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,680 ♪ I should've seen it glow ♪ 1373 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,360 ♪ But everybody knows ♪ 1374 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,480 - ♪ That a broken heart… ♪ - [Constantin] Oh, you really turn me on. 1375 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,240 You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment. 1376 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,680 We belong together, Marlene. 1377 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,880 [Marlene] You know I didn't sleep with him, right? 1378 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,296 - [Constantin] Yeah. - [Marlene] He just passed out in my bed. 1379 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,400 ["Little Black Submarine" continues] 1380 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,480 ["Don't Be Shy" playing] 1381 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,080 ♪ Don't be shy ♪ 1382 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,360 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 1383 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,280 ♪ Don't wear fear ♪ 1384 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,400 ♪ Or nobody will know you're there ♪ 1385 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,960 ♪ Just lift your head ♪ 1386 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,560 ♪ And let your feelings out instead ♪ 1387 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,360 ♪ And don't be shy ♪ 1388 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,680 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 1389 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,120 ♪ On by, on by ♪ 1390 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,760 ♪ On by, on by, on by ♪ 1391 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,120 ♪ On by, on by ♪ 1392 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,920 ♪ On by, on by ♪ 1393 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,360 ♪ You know love ♪ 1394 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,000 ♪ Is better than a song ♪ 1395 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,080 ♪ Love is where ♪ 1396 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,000 ♪ All of us belong ♪ 1397 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,920 ♪ So don't be shy ♪ 1398 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,000 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by… ♪ 1399 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,520 - People are talking. - ♪ Don't wear fear… ♪ 1400 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:54,280 - You know how it is with rumors. - ♪ Or nobody will know you're there… ♪ 1401 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,080 - Yeah. - ♪ You're there, you're there… ♪ 1402 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,240 I understand. 1403 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,120 ♪ You're there, you're there, there ♪ 1404 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,720 - ♪ You're there, you're there… ♪ - I say, let them. 1405 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,240 ♪ You're there, you're there ♪ 1406 01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,440 ♪ No, don't be shy ♪ 1407 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,720 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 1408 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,080 ♪ On by, on by ♪ 1409 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,840 ♪ Oh, on by, on by, on by ♪ 1410 01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,280 ♪ On by, on by… ♪ 1411 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:29,080 [Paula] Hi, this is Paula. Please leave a message. 1412 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,160 [door opens] 1413 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,600 [Sabine] Hey, honey. 1414 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,200 Hey. 1415 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,840 So have you seen your dad lately, hon? 1416 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,280 No, I haven't. 1417 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,160 Oh. 1418 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,520 Well, I was just thinking… 1419 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,880 [sighs] 1420 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,000 …I forgot what a drag dating is. 1421 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:00,840 I do miss him. 1422 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,080 He and I made such a good team. 1423 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,680 [sighs] 1424 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,440 How come you and Dad are all that we talk about lately? 1425 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,920 What about me? It's never about me. Who's the child here? 1426 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 - I'm not sure what you're asking. - You know what? 1427 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,960 - I dropped out of the choir. - [gasps] 1428 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,136 - I'm done! - But you have such an amazing, angelic... 1429 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,240 I hate my voice, Mom! 1430 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,280 - Okay, I will agree to disagree on that. - Out! 1431 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,440 Please. 1432 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,040 Yeah, sure. 1433 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,160 You're right. I'm sorry to upset you. 1434 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,160 I just wanted to wish you good luck 1435 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,880 for your final exams tomorrow. 1436 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,600 Hmm? 1437 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,600 [door closes] 1438 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,680 [ominous music playing] 1439 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,280 [suspenseful music playing] 1440 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,360 [woman] Your time is up. 1441 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,560 So, time is up. 1442 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,520 - Please finish your last sentence. - Finish your last sentence, please. 1443 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,360 Oh. Up, up. 1444 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,880 Charly, you too. 1445 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,760 Put your pen down. Down! 1446 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,560 Down! Pen down! 1447 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,440 Charly, you're finished. That's it. 1448 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,160 Pen down. That's it! 1449 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,120 [Pendergast groans] 1450 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,160 ["Got to Get Out of Here" playing] 1451 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,200 ♪ Gotta get out of here ♪ 1452 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:36,960 ♪ A man who feels the space Begins to need the wall ♪ 1453 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,120 ♪ Gotta be others near ♪ 1454 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,840 ♪ Maybe someone fills the space Behind the fault ♪ 1455 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,960 ♪ Maybe not at all ♪ 1456 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,720 ♪ Maybe not at all ♪ 1457 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,400 ♪ Baby, a man gets wise… ♪ 1458 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,040 [motorcycle revving] 1459 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,280 ♪ Running 'round in circles ♪ 1460 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,760 ♪ He ain't got no choice ♪ 1461 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,320 ♪ Only the fool survives ♪ 1462 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,160 ♪ Running 'round in circles ♪ 1463 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:20,160 - ♪ Trying to make some noise… ♪ - [ship horn blaring] 1464 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,440 ♪ Got not choice ♪ 1465 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,800 ♪ He's got no choice… ♪ 1466 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,680 [Willy] Hey, there's nothing to fuck here. 1467 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,680 But I want to fuck. You want to fuck. We want to fuck... 1468 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,840 I don't wanna hear it. I said shut up! 1469 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,240 [Willy] Okay, your five minutes are up, but life goes on. 1470 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,296 - So, where were we? - [Charly] I want you to stop. 1471 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,480 [Willy] Hey, whoa! 1472 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,680 - Uh, Charly, everything okay? - Yeah. 1473 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,520 Except that my life's ruined because of you. 1474 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,160 [Willy] What are you planning to do? Don't do anything stupid. 1475 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,720 We're a team. Right, Coach? 1476 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,840 - [Charly] Be quiet! - [Willy] Drop the glass. 1477 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,000 Come on, Charly. Charly! 1478 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,256 - [Will screams] - [Paula] Shut your mouth! 1479 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,080 Just shut your mouth for once! 1480 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,120 I told you to shut your mouth! 1481 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,720 [Willy] Is it… Am I… off? 1482 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,456 - [Paula] I can't do this anymore. - Paula? 1483 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,000 [Hoo Ha] Paula, be reasonable. 1484 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,280 There's no one on this bridge for us to fuck. 1485 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,000 - This is nuts! - Oh, nuts? 1486 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,080 Says my talking vagina? 1487 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,320 You ruined everything! Everything in my life! 1488 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,640 I can't look at my phone at all 1489 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,760 without being reminded of the disgusting rumors... 1490 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,080 - [Hoo Ha] It's called a vulva. - Just shut up. 1491 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,960 Seriously! Shut up now! 1492 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,480 [Charly] Who should shut up? 1493 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,560 - [gasps] - [bottle splashes] 1494 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,920 [ship horn blares] 1495 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,360 Paula, have you been talking to your vagina? 1496 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:42,160 - Vulva! It's a… - [Hoo Ha] Yeah, idiot! 1497 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,400 - It's called a vulva. - [Hoo Ha] That's okay though. 1498 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,800 And why does it matter to you? 1499 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,496 - Because I get it. - [Willy] Spit it out. 1500 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,296 - I've been talking to my penis. - [Willy] Yup. 1501 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,760 - Yeah, just like all men. - Mine answers. 1502 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,360 [scoffs] 1503 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,000 That sounds ridiculous. 1504 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,320 [chuckles] 1505 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,840 [tender music playing] 1506 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,920 Why didn't you tell me until now? 1507 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Same reason you didn't tell me, I guess? 1508 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:14,800 It's ridiculous. 1509 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,120 Can you get down now, please? 1510 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,920 Okay. 1511 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,120 Mr. and Mrs. Perfect played us. 1512 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,480 But do you know what the worst thing is? 1513 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,520 Our genitals are speaking to us? 1514 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,560 We're not friends anymore. 1515 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,960 Paula, I'm really sorry. 1516 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,160 Are you screwing with me right now? 1517 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:47,720 I reject your apology. 1518 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,840 - Hold on, I'm not the enemy. - You're not? 1519 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,560 - You called me a training pussy. - What? 1520 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,896 I was being completely torn to shreds by the rumor wolves, 1521 01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:00,120 and you were too busy kissing your own ass to notice I wasn't all right. 1522 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,800 Everyone called me a slut for no reason 1523 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,920 while you were doing your thing and getting praised. 1524 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,320 Paula, I didn't mean any disres... 1525 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,080 Why are the people I love the most never there when I need them the most? 1526 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,040 ["Soft & Hard" playing] 1527 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,480 [Willy] What are you looking at me like that for? 1528 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,680 Shut the fuck up. 1529 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,320 [Charly] I think I've lost my best friend. 1530 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,640 [Rudi] Can't you just say you're sorry? 1531 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,840 I think we're past the point of saying we're sorry. 1532 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,560 [Rudi] Hmm. 1533 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,320 So all you can really do right now, Charly, 1534 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,200 is keep telling Paula just how much she means to you 1535 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,960 and how much you truly love her. 1536 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:44,560 And what if that doesn't work out? 1537 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:46,560 Then 1538 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,720 you have to let her go, son. 1539 01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,240 ♪ Blue eyes are all I see ♪ 1540 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,160 ♪ Tender is how I feel ♪ 1541 01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:57,320 ♪ As I am walking away ♪ 1542 01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,400 ♪ Reaching ♪ 1543 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:02,280 ♪ Grasping Stretching myself too thin ♪ 1544 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,320 - ♪ Pushing and pulling… ♪ - Dad? 1545 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,000 ♪ Giving you everything… ♪ 1546 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,360 - Please don't give up. - ♪ Break it off ♪ 1547 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,360 ♪ Cut me loose and let me go ♪ 1548 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:14,160 ♪ I've been soft and hard ♪ 1549 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,040 ♪ Been in between ♪ 1550 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,320 ♪ But you will never Fall in love with me… ♪ 1551 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,320 [phone chimes] 1552 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,280 ♪ I know you tried ♪ 1553 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,080 ♪ Gave it your time ♪ 1554 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,160 ♪ But you will never… ♪ 1555 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,440 [Paula crying] Why is life so complicated? 1556 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,920 [sniffles] And the only person I want to talk to about everything… 1557 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,560 [sniffles] …is dead. 1558 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:36,960 [crying] 1559 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,040 I miss him like crazy. 1560 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,440 ♪ You will never fall in love with me… ♪ 1561 01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,640 You know, Paula I never really knew Dad. 1562 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,000 So I never really had to miss him… 1563 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,680 ♪ You will never fall in love with me… ♪ 1564 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,480 …'cause you were always here. 1565 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,480 Paula, 1566 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:58,640 you're the strongest person that I've ever known. 1567 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,600 And you might even be the strongest in the world. 1568 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,880 ♪ You will never fall in love with me ♪ 1569 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,480 I love you, Phoeb. 1570 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,480 I love you too. 1571 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,760 [Paula] I can't breathe. 1572 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,800 [birds chirping] 1573 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,160 [Paula] What in the… 1574 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,360 Jackass. 1575 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,560 - Yes, you're right. I behaved like a jerk. - A massive jerk. 1576 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,680 - [Willy] She makes that sound bad. - That's true. 1577 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,360 I… I wish I had a wand I could wave to undo it. 1578 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,360 I… I mean, they played both of us. 1579 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,120 - Someone's going to pay. - You don't believe that. 1580 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:41,040 Why not? 1581 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,600 People like Constantin and Marlene never pay in the end. 1582 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,400 The rumors aren't true, you know. I saw him with his pants off. 1583 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,920 [Hoo Ha laughs] Mini weenie. 1584 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,280 [Willy] What? She's had more action that we have? 1585 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,240 I have an idea. 1586 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,000 For the graduation dance tomorrow. 1587 01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:06,000 I'm really gonna need your help, though, to pull it off. 1588 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,200 Will you go with me? 1589 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,080 Okay. 1590 01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,840 I'll help you. 1591 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:23,440 But I'm not going as your date to the dance. Not officially. 1592 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,600 [somber music playing] 1593 01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:27,200 After all of this, we're so done. 1594 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,360 - Paula, please. - We have a deal? 1595 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:36,480 We have a deal. 1596 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,960 - [Willy] Whoa, that's really hard. - [sighs] 1597 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,680 [Willy chuckles] Unlike me. 1598 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,240 Ha. Ha ha. 1599 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,320 [upbeat drum music playing] 1600 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,800 [sighs] Now we can head in. 1601 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,960 ♪ Oh yeah… ♪ 1602 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,880 [Charly] Paula, wait! 1603 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,800 [bat clatters] 1604 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,960 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1605 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,680 ♪ One, two, three, oh yeah! ♪ 1606 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,240 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1607 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:22,360 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1608 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,120 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1609 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:27,680 ♪ One, two, three… ♪ 1610 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,880 Okay, what's the plan? 1611 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,600 [in Pig Latin] We're going to… 1612 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,496 - [in English] Charly, I swear if you... - Okay! 1613 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,800 - We're making Constantin pay. - Good. And Marlene? 1614 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,840 She'll never get over it. Tonight means everything to her. 1615 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,280 - [Paula] Good! - Oh. 1616 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,360 ["Million Dollar Life" playing] 1617 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,960 How are we going to do this? 1618 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:48,200 It's really simple. We find Françoise and you convince her to help. 1619 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,360 Oh, so that's what you need me for, Charly? 1620 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,040 That's not what I said. 1621 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,720 She won't give you the time of day, but she'll talk to me. 1622 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,496 - Hey, I just thought if you... - Fucking talk to her yourself, Charly. 1623 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,016 - I'm not fixing your mess! - All right! 1624 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:04,280 All right! 1625 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,320 Any day. 1626 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,440 Wait a second. 1627 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,120 - Just go talk. - I'll talk when I'm ready, all right? 1628 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,560 - Ready. - [groans] 1629 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,720 ♪ We're doing what we like ♪ 1630 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,520 ♪ We let our colors fly ♪ 1631 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,440 ♪ We're doing what we like ♪ 1632 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,200 ♪ We don't appologize ♪ 1633 01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,160 ♪ We're doing... ♪ 1634 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:25,240 [mellow music playing] 1635 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,480 There she is. 1636 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,040 And… well, do you think I could bring two of my friends with us? 1637 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,160 Hola, Françoise. 1638 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,640 Like, uh, Fabienne? You met her last week. 1639 01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:40,560 She was the one with long, blond hair. 1640 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:41,920 You know what? 1641 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,480 I think she has a crush on Marko or Markus. [laughs] 1642 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,280 He's a little devil though. [laughs] 1643 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,200 Hi, Françoise. So Sorry. 1644 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,320 - Oh, your outfit. C'est chouette. - Thanks. 1645 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,160 Oh, um, I catch up with you in a bit, okay? 1646 01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:56,080 [chuckles] 1647 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,240 Listen, I know he doesn't deserve it, but I could really use a favor. 1648 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,400 Okay. 1649 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:03,080 What can I do? 1650 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,080 Well, first of all, this little prick wants to apologize to you. 1651 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,200 [chair squeaking] 1652 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:15,320 Yes, um, Françoise. 1653 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,960 I'm so incredibly sorry about it all, 1654 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,240 and I really wish I knew what happened, but I don't remember. 1655 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,760 Um, yeah, I know that sounds like an excuse, 1656 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,440 but I totally blacked out at Marlene's party that night. 1657 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,040 Yeah. Makes you wish you were into girls. [chuckles] 1658 01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:36,000 Did I ever say I wasn't? 1659 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,160 Nah. 1660 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,080 You really don't recall? 1661 01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:50,360 D'accord. Alors… 1662 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:55,320 Everything was fine at first. We had a lot of fun. We danced, drank. 1663 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,520 But then… 1664 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,600 [dance music playing] 1665 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:04,760 Come, Charly. 1666 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,400 Françoise, don't worry. When I get back, it's your turn. 1667 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:10,440 [Willy] Yeah, Charly. Two babes. 1668 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,480 [Françoise] Yes. 1669 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,560 I never even said I wanted to sleep with you. 1670 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:25,120 I'm so sorry. Really. I… I don't usually drink a ton of alcohol, 1671 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,400 and I was totally wasted that night. 1672 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,640 He's been asking his dick for advice. 1673 01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,920 - All guys do that. - Mm, yeah, but with this one... 1674 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,720 Paula, I… I think that we got it. 1675 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,720 Okay. 1676 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,520 What do you say we teach a lesson to an asshole 1677 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:42,320 who's an asshole when he's sober? 1678 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,960 I'm in. 1679 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,400 ♪ Dance in the dark ♪ 1680 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,040 ♪ Da, dance in the dark ♪ 1681 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,960 ♪ Da, dance in the dark ♪ 1682 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,120 ♪ Party with your… ♪ 1683 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,200 Bonsoir. 1684 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,560 ♪ Da, dance with the dark ♪ 1685 01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,440 ♪ Da, dance in the dark ♪ 1686 01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,320 ♪ Everybody's scared So dance in the dark ♪ 1687 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,520 ♪ Make, make it an art Da, dance in the dark ♪ 1688 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,640 ♪ Party with your fears Da, dance in the dark ♪ 1689 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:09,080 - ♪ Da, dance with the dark… ♪ - Go for it, baby. 1690 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,800 - ♪ Da, dance in the dark ♪ - [unzips] 1691 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,120 Oh, quelle petite. 1692 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,120 [cheering] 1693 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,960 [crowd clamors] 1694 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,920 - [music stops] - [overlapping chatter] 1695 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,240 [girl] His dick's really tiny! 1696 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,520 - [girl 2] Whoa! - [crowd laughing] 1697 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,080 [chanting] Consti - No Dick! 1698 01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,240 Consti - No Dick! 1699 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,000 Consti - No Dick! 1700 01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,680 Consti - No Dick! 1701 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:39,040 Consti - No Dick! Consti - No Dick! 1702 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,520 - Consti - No Dick! - Oh my God. I feel like shit. 1703 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,296 - We're just as bad as them. - [chanting] Consti - No Dick! 1704 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,320 Consti - No Dick! 1705 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,040 Consti - No Dick! 1706 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,840 Consti - No Dick! 1707 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,360 - [boy] Consti - No Dick! - [Willy] Ah! Free at last. 1708 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:53,800 Hey, fans, it's me. 1709 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,400 We'll get a selfie later. Hey, Françoise. 1710 01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,480 You're an asshole, but even an asshole doesn't deserve this. 1711 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,160 And neither does Paula. 1712 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:04,720 No more shaming! 1713 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,520 [crowd gasps] 1714 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,920 [Hoo Ha] Look at me. 1715 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000 [gasps] 1716 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:20,960 [Hoo Ha] Kneel before Princess Pussy/! 1717 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,040 What's the point of this bullying? 1718 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,040 Why don't we show each other respect… 1719 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,920 regardless of our genitals? 1720 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,360 We all have insecurities. 1721 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:37,280 We're all the same in the end. 1722 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,480 We are who we are. 1723 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,600 No more shaming. 1724 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:44,480 - No more shaming. - No more shaming. 1725 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,960 - [girl] No more shaming. - [boy] No more shaming. 1726 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,440 Vive les parties génitales! 1727 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,000 - No more shaming! - Yeah, man. 1728 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,280 No more shaming! 1729 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,120 - [all cheering] - No more shaming! 1730 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:04,240 [chanting] No more shaming! No more shaming! 1731 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,880 No more shaming! 1732 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,520 No more shaming! 1733 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,680 I'm totally getting fired for this. 1734 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:12,800 [students] No more shaming! No more shaming! 1735 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,600 No more shaming! 1736 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,040 [woman] Mr. Pendergast. 1737 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:17,000 No. 1738 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,600 [students] No more shaming! No more shaming! 1739 01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:23,280 No more shaming! No more shaming! 1740 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:25,200 - [triumphant dance music playing] - [cheering] 1741 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,280 Whoo! 1742 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:29,680 Yeah! 1743 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,000 [chuckles] 1744 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:37,000 ♪ Get on the floor ♪ 1745 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,560 ♪ I'm not invisible ♪ 1746 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,600 ♪ My boss is cynical ♪ 1747 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:53,600 ♪ Don't want to spend my life Waiting till the week is over ♪ 1748 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,000 ♪ I may be crazy, belle ♪ 1749 01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:58,280 ♪ So call me what you will… ♪ 1750 01:26:58,360 --> 01:26:59,360 Charly. 1751 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,080 Hi, Miss Voigt. 1752 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,360 Say, what exactly happened with your exams? 1753 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,040 Uh, it's complicated. 1754 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,040 Have you heard this? A wise man once said, 1755 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:10,360 "Don't let your schooling interfere with your education." 1756 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,720 Oh, wow. That really is quite wise. 1757 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,120 Well, did you know that an even wiser woman once said, 1758 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:21,480 "I'll see you next year, kid"? 1759 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:33,280 Hey, guys! 1760 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:34,800 I, um… 1761 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,640 I… I mean, I've never felt so free. 1762 01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,440 That's great. I'm so glad. 1763 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,640 - Oh my God. I forgot. - What? 1764 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,960 Somebody knocked the lights out on your bike. 1765 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:50,920 - [Constantin] Oh. - [bat clatters] 1766 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:52,520 Oh God. 1767 01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:58,280 Uh, you said lights, I think, but only one is broken. 1768 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,200 - Huh. That's right. - [shatters] 1769 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:03,920 - [Charly and Françoise gasp] - That one was for calling me a slut. 1770 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:04,960 [Constantin] Wha… 1771 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,840 Oh, fuck. 1772 01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,440 Fuck. 1773 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:11,160 Uh… 1774 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,560 It's over, Constantin. 1775 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:13,480 Betrayal. 1776 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:14,840 - Marlene. Wait! - Asshole. 1777 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,520 Mm. Mm. 1778 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,160 Don't touch me like that! You fat ass! 1779 01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:25,240 [gasps] 1780 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,816 I didn't want to say anything, but you've really put on weight. 1781 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,400 - Yeah, and you stink. - [gasps] 1782 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,680 You know what? Your giant feet are way too big for your little body. 1783 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,720 Plus, we hate Mr. Fluffles. He has aggression problems. 1784 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:39,680 Hmm. 1785 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,000 No shaming! 1786 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,520 Mr. Fluffles does not have aggression problems! 1787 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:50,000 - Did you seriously give me the finger? - Marlene, wait. 1788 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,600 She fell into my lap. It was an accident. 1789 01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:54,400 Marlene. 1790 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,920 So you are definitely the coolest students here. 1791 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:01,240 To be honest, I only did this exchange program to have a little bit of fun. 1792 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,480 If you guys are interested, I would be up for a ménage à trois. 1793 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:09,480 - Hmm? - [bat clatters on ground] 1794 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,520 I think I'm saving myself for a special girl. 1795 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,880 Uh, thanks. We'll get back to you on that. 1796 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,640 Okay, my offer stands. 1797 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,240 Call anytime. See you. 1798 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:26,680 [Willy] What they hell was that? Is everyone deaf? Charly, come on. 1799 01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:27,760 Um… 1800 01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:30,360 so you've moved on to someone new? 1801 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,000 Actually, I've known her for a while. 1802 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,840 But I screwed it up. I was an idiot. 1803 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:40,280 [Willy] Quick! Françoise is over there. We can catch up with her. 1804 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:43,600 [Hoo Ha] Okay, I think we nailed it. Let's go to the after-party. 1805 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,680 I see. 1806 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,120 I guess we're done here. 1807 01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:51,560 I, um… 1808 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,600 I guess so. 1809 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,720 [tender music playing] 1810 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,480 Sure. 1811 01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:13,520 It was an honor to get to be your best friend for all these years. 1812 01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:31,520 Okay. Bye. 1813 01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:35,160 ["Soft & Hard" playing] 1814 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:52,056 - [Willy] I don't believe it. - [Hoo Ha] For real? 1815 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:54,680 - [Willy] Is this finally it? - [Hoo Ha] Oh my God. Oh my God. 1816 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,800 - [Willy] I think… - [Hoo Ha] More games. 1817 01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,696 - [Willy] No, I think this is really it. - [Hoo Ha] Okay, we're doing it. 1818 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:01,376 - Help him. Come on. - [Willy] Yes, come on. 1819 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,136 - Sorry, hold on. - [Willy] Let's get started. 1820 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,800 - Okay, wait… - [Willy] Dreams Coming true. 1821 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,640 - [Hoo Ha] It's happening! - [Willy] Come on. 1822 01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:10,080 - [Hoo Ha] You got this. You got this. - [Willy] Ah? 1823 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,440 [Willy and Hoo Ha] Yes! 1824 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,080 10 SECONDS LATER 1825 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,400 Oh, wow. 1826 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,040 [laughs] 1827 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,080 Yeah, um, wow. 1828 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,160 Sorry that I, uh… 1829 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:25,240 It's okay. 1830 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,960 - You didn't? - No, uh… 1831 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:30,040 Oh. 1832 01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:36,560 Uh… 1833 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,080 One more? 1834 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,320 11 SECONDS LATER 1835 01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,000 [moaning] Ah, dude! 1836 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,280 Wha… Wow. 1837 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,240 Yeah, was that better? 1838 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,160 That was, um, good. 1839 01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:55,560 You still didn't? 1840 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,840 Nah… 1841 01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,400 Huh. 1842 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:01,680 I know exactly what I want, though. 1843 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,960 [sighs] 1844 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:17,080 Do you hear that? 1845 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,000 What? 1846 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:20,920 Exactly. 1847 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,280 ["Soft & Hard" playing] 1848 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,600 [sighs] 1849 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:35,080 [sighs] 1850 01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,240 ♪ Maybe you fooled yourself ♪ 1851 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,120 ♪ Maybe you couldn't tell ♪ 1852 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:43,200 ♪ But I think you know that I'm right ♪ 1853 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:46,320 ♪ Fading out of your sight ♪ 1854 01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,240 ♪ Let go over time ♪ 1855 01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:49,440 ♪ Starting… ♪ 1856 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:50,880 - Good morning. - Morning. 1857 01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,360 ♪ Reaching, grasping ♪ 1858 01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,560 ♪ Stretching myself too thin ♪ 1859 01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:58,440 ♪ Pushing, pulling… ♪ 1860 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,440 - [Paula] Okay. - ♪ Giving you everything… ♪ 1861 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:01,520 [Charly] Okay. 1862 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,920 - [Paula] So I'll come pick you up. - [Charly] Sounds good. 1863 01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,600 - [Paula] See you later. - [Charly] Later. 1864 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,200 ♪ I've been soft and hard ♪ 1865 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:10,080 ♪ Been in between ♪ 1866 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:13,480 ♪ But you will never Fall in love with me ♪ 1867 01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,800 ♪ I know you tried… ♪ 1868 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:18,600 - Okay, let it out. [laughs] - [Phoebe] Yes. 1869 01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:20,840 ♪ But you will never Fall in love with me… ♪ 1870 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:21,920 Yeah. 1871 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:24,280 Haven't been this nervous in a while. 1872 01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:26,560 My last date was 20 years ago. 1873 01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:27,720 I hope I can do it. 1874 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,520 A lot's changed over the last few years. 1875 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:32,160 I mean, you used to have to wait until the third date for a kiss. 1876 01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,920 Let's see. Maybe today, I can let the little tiger out. 1877 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:38,200 - Not the little tiger, Dad. Please. - But I shouldn't give up on myself. 1878 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:41,040 - No, I said you shouldn't give up on Mom. - [knocking] 1879 01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,240 Oh God. I'm sweating like a pig. 1880 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,160 - Um, do I look all right? - Dad. 1881 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,520 Are you sure you wanna go through with this? 1882 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:50,720 [sighs] Yeah. 1883 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:52,760 This is a good thing. 1884 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:57,840 [door opens] 1885 01:33:58,600 --> 01:33:59,880 [Rudi] Oh, hello. 1886 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,080 My name is Rudi. 1887 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:06,560 Mm, you're even prettier in person than you are in your profile picture. 1888 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,560 Beautiful hair. 1889 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:13,600 And lovely long legs, like me. [chuckles] 1890 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,280 Mm-hmm. 1891 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:18,120 It's Mom! 1892 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:22,520 Oh. 1893 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,960 Your profile didn't mention you had kids. 1894 01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:28,200 Mm, well, I didn't wanna risk scaring you off right from the jump. 1895 01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:30,200 The plan was first let's see how the date goes, 1896 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,120 and then I'd break it to you gently. 1897 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,720 Very funny. 1898 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,200 Charly, don't wait up for us. 1899 01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:39,920 [Sabine] So, where are we going? 1900 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,680 I have a reservation at a nice restaurant pretty far out of town. 1901 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:45,200 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 1902 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:49,880 Because I've been thinking of trying that yogurt place by the park. 1903 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:52,080 Oh, I love yogurt. 1904 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,400 Hopefully they have eggplant there, right? 1905 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:55,960 Eggplant, you say? 1906 01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,520 Meow. [snarls] 1907 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,520 [gentle music playing] 1908 01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:05,080 [car engine starts] 1909 01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:15,200 [gentle music continues] 1910 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,920 All right, I'm ready. 1911 01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,120 How far is the drive? 1912 01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:45,320 Don't know. 1913 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,920 [Willy on radio] And we're back with the weather. 1914 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:51,280 There's a definite chance of a hard front coming in. 1915 01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,400 [Hoo Ha] Yes, it'll be quite wet the next few days. 1916 01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,360 [Willy] Did I mention the hard front? 1917 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:59,280 [Hoo Ha] And did I mention just how wet it's going to get? Like, really wet. 1918 01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,600 [Willy and Hoo Ha] Did you miss us? 1919 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:03,160 [both scream] 1920 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:05,560 FOR BERNIE 1921 01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,720 - ["I Need You" playing] - ♪ I need you ♪ 1922 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,880 ♪ I need you More than birds need the sky ♪ 1923 01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:14,720 ♪ I need you ♪ 1924 01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:16,920 ♪ It's true, little girl ♪ 1925 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,680 ♪ That you can lift these tears From my eyes ♪ 1926 01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:24,960 ♪ But if you ever tell me goodbye ♪ 1927 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,520 ♪ I'll break down and you'll hear me cry ♪ 1928 01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:30,440 ♪ I need you ♪ 1929 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:37,120 ♪ More than anybody else Has needed anyone before ♪ 1930 01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:42,280 ["I Like It, I Like It" playing] 1931 01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:46,720 ♪ Uh ♪ 1932 01:36:48,440 --> 01:36:50,440 ♪ I got one thing on my mind ♪ 1933 01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:52,200 ♪ Too late, I just crossed the line ♪ 1934 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:54,600 ♪ But I'm feeling good and looking fine ♪ 1935 01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:56,680 ♪ Hell yeah, that's right ♪ 1936 01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:58,560 ♪ I don't need to contemplate ♪ 1937 01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,480 ♪ Trust me, I'll make no mistake ♪ 1938 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,160 ♪ I can barely concentrate I'm not gonna fight ♪ 1939 01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:04,960 ♪ Six, seven, wait ♪ 1940 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:07,080 ♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪ 1941 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:09,160 ♪ One touch, I'm feeling the buzz ♪ 1942 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,840 ♪ That shit gives me such a rush ♪ 1943 01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:13,280 - ♪ I'll never, ever give it up ♪ - ♪ Wow ♪ 1944 01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:15,320 ♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪ 1945 01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:17,520 ♪ One touch, I'm miles above ♪ 1946 01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,200 ♪ Must've been bit by the bug ♪ 1947 01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:21,320 ♪ It's got me crushing hard because ♪ 1948 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:22,480 ♪ I like it ♪ 1949 01:37:25,480 --> 01:37:26,520 ♪ I like it ♪ 1950 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,600 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1951 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:34,840 ♪ I like it ♪ 1952 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,840 - ♪ I like it ♪ - ♪ Wow ♪ 1953 01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:38,920 ♪ I like it ♪ 1954 01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:42,920 ♪ I like it ♪ 1955 01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,160 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1956 01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,400 ♪ Yeah, I like it ♪ 1957 01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:54,560 - ♪ I like it ♪ - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 1958 01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,640 ♪ Satisfy my appetite ♪ 1959 01:37:56,720 --> 01:37:58,560 ♪ Mix it up, it's just my type ♪ 1960 01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,760 ♪ Give me leather and the electrolytes ♪ 1961 01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,920 ♪ Hell yeah, that's right ♪ 1962 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,000 ♪ Little bit of bad, that's what I want ♪ 1963 01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:06,760 ♪ Little bit of sass with the magic wand ♪ 1964 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,080 ♪ It's enough to make me crash On my front lawn ♪ 1965 01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:10,600 ♪ Hoo, girl! ♪ 1966 01:38:11,440 --> 01:38:13,360 ♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪ 1967 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,560 ♪ One touch, I'm feeling the buzz ♪ 1968 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:17,080 ♪ That shit gives me such a rush ♪ 1969 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:19,520 - ♪ I'll never, ever give it up ♪ - ♪ Wow ♪ 1970 01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,560 ♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪ 1971 01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,760 ♪ One touch, I'm miles above ♪ 1972 01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:25,440 ♪ Must've been bit by the bug ♪ 1973 01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:27,040 ♪ It's got me crushing hard because ♪ 1974 01:38:27,120 --> 01:38:28,520 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1975 01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:32,720 ♪ I like it ♪ 1976 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,800 ♪ I, I, I, I, I like it ♪ 1977 01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:40,960 ♪ I like it ♪ 1978 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,000 ♪ I like it ♪ 1979 01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:45,120 ♪ I like it ♪ 1980 01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:49,240 ♪ I like it ♪ 1981 01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:53,240 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1982 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,440 ♪ Yeah, I like it ♪ 1983 01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,640 ♪ I like it ♪ 1984 01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:02,080 ♪ Don't slow down ♪ 1985 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,680 ♪ Just let loose ♪ 1986 01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:06,200 ♪ I'm thirsty ♪ 1987 01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:08,400 ♪ For that juice ♪ 1988 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:10,400 ♪ Don't slow down ♪ 1989 01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:12,960 ♪ Just let loose ♪ 1990 01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:14,440 ♪ I'm thirsty ♪ 1991 01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:16,640 ♪ For that juice ♪ 1992 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:18,960 ♪ Don't slow down ♪ 1993 01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,040 ♪ Just let loose ♪ 1994 01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:22,680 ♪ I'm thirsty ♪ 1995 01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,880 ♪ For that juice ♪ 1996 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,720 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1997 01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:34,800 ♪ I like it ♪ 1998 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:38,960 ♪ I, I, I like it ♪ 1999 01:39:41,360 --> 01:39:43,040 ♪ Yeah, I like it ♪ 2000 01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:45,880 ♪ I like it ♪ 2001 01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:51,520 [upbeat music playing] 2002 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:31,320 [rock music playing] 2003 01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:17,960 [acoustic guitar music playing] 2004 01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:24,480 [upbeat percussive music playing] 2005 01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:57,520 HARD FEELINGS 144431

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