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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
After I turned 13,
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a lot of things
I used to do when I was 12
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seemed like kid stuff.
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Like Halloween...
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BOTH:
Trick or treat.
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Hey, there we go,
Reggie Jackson...
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Yeah!
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Miss Diana Ross!
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Who you supposed to be?
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I'm George Jefferson,
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you know,
from The Jeffersons.
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Chris, do the walk.
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN [LAUGHING]:
Oh, yeah, all right.
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I love that show.
Here you go.
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NARRATOR:
You think that's bad,
you should have seen
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the year
I was Kunta Kinte's foot.
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It wasn't that I didn't
like Halloween anymore,
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I just wanted to celebrate it
like a teenager,
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which meant going to a party.
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You know, parties,
they used to be like this:
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[ORCHESTRAL TUNE PLAYING]
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NARRATOR:
But, eventually,
they became this:
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[HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING]
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NARRATOR:
But, at 13, I had never
been to a real party.
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All I knew
is that I didn't want
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to go trick-or-treating
again.
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Chris, come straight home
so you can go
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trick-or-treating
with Drew and Tonya.
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NARRATOR:
Damn!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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Be still, baby.
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Mom, can I use that Chinese
robe you used to wear?
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Sure, what for?
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I want to be a samurai.
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And do you have anything
I could use as a sword?
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Boy, you are not taking
a sword on the street.
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NARRATOR:
Man, in Bed-Stuy,
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you could get in trouble
for pointing your finger.
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It's down the street,
right down there--
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Drop your weapon!I ain't got no weapon.
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I got the weapon.
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That's my finger, man.
That's my finger!
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Do I have to take Drew
and Tonya trick-or-treating?
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Somebody has to.
Me and your daddy
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are gonna stay here
and give out candy.
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I can give out candy.
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It's only gonna
be for an hour,
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so take 'em up the street
and around the block,
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and you'll be done.Do I have to wear a costume?
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Not if you don't want to.
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All right, baby.
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I hope you can make it.
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I'll see you
later, Drew.
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And remember,
don't tell anybody, okay?
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Okay.
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NARRATOR:
I knew Keisha
had a crush on Drew,
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but that didn't stop me
from liking her.
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Who was that?
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Lisa Patterson.
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They just invited me
to some Halloween party.
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You got invited to a party?Yeah.
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I'm not going, though.
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I'm going trick-or-treating.
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NARRATOR:
Drew was only 11,
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and, as exciting as girls were,
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they still couldn't
beat free candy.
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You want to go?
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You can't go
to a Halloween party.
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You're supposed to
take us trick-or-treating.
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Why don't you mind
your own business?
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This is my business.
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NARRATOR:
This was the first chance
I had to go to a party,
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and I was gonna go,
even if I wasn't invited.
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My father hated buying
Halloween candy.
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He didn't like spending
money on stuff we kept,
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so buying stuff that we gave
away almost drove him crazy.
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Hey, baby.
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What's up, babe?
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Nickers...
What's a Nickers?
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It's the same as a Snicker Bar.
But it's a lot cheaper.
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I go to this place,
they got everything.
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Nickers, Two Musketeers, M&Ns.
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Julius-- Gravy Way's?
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It's the same as a Milky Way.
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But it tastes like gravy.
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[♪♪♪]
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Where you going?Out.
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Mmm... mmm!
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You think your mom's
going to let you go?
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I hope so.
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What are you going to
do about a costume?
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[BELL RINGS]I don't know yet.
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Last year, I was
Super Flashlight Man.
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Why are you wearing
your costume now?
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My mom is picking me up
after school.
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I'm going to a Star Trekparty
at her house.
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You know, you really do
look like Spock.
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Live long and prosper.
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You like getting beat up?
Do that some more.
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Sorry.NARRATOR: You'd think a guy
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who got his ass kicked
every day
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wouldn't leave his house
in tights...
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you would think.How old is she?
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Lisa? Fifteen.
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Dude, you are so in there!
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NARRATOR:
Anytime I did anything
involving a girl,
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Greg thought
I was "in there."
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Chris, can I
borrow a pencil?
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[WHISPERING]
Dude, you are so in there.
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Hello, Chris.
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Dude, you are
so in there.
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NARRATOR:
Had I known what I know now
about teachers,
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I'd say that was the one time
he was probably right.
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Ready?
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Yeah, let's go.
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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR: The worst thing about Halloween in a white school
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is that kids
actually prepare for it
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like they're going to war.
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But Dr. Raymond was making it
his business
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to see that things
didn't get out of hand.
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Attention, students
of Corleone Junior High.
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Although this is Halloween,
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I expect order
to be maintained.
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[OVER PA] I will not tolerate vandalism.
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I will not tolerate mischief.
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I will not tolerate mayhem.
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I will not tolerate
terrorism in the halls
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in any shape, form or fashion.
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Any acts of civil disobedience
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will be met with
harsh repercussions.
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That is all.
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Happy Halloween.
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[♪♪♪]
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[PERSON SCREAMS]
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[ALL CLAMORING][GLASS BREAKING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Help me!
Help me!
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You okay?
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Yeah, yeah. You okay?
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[FIREWORK EXPLODES]
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[BOTH WHIMPER]
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NARRATOR:
He did the same thing
during the L.A. riots.
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What's all that?
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Real Halloween candy.
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Bags, everything.
I even bought a pumpkin.
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That's almost
$23 worth of stuff.
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Rochelle.
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Look, I don't want people
all over the neighborhood
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talking about I'm that woman
giving out Butter Thumbs.
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[♪♪♪]
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What are we gonna do with all
this Halloween candy I bought?
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[BELL CHIMING]
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That's almost $2 worth
of candy in the garbage.
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[♪♪♪]
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Man, I've never seen anything
like that in my life.
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I heard last year, they set
all the teachers' cars on fire.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, I got an idea for you
for your costume.
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What?Do you know that guy,
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he sings that song...
"Little Red Corvette"!
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Prince?
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Yeah, the girls love
that guy, and...
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you sort of
look like him.
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You think so?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Man, I can't believe
we got through the whole day
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without getting stomped.Yeah, I know.
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All right,
catch you later.
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All right.
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See you.Yeah.
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NARRATOR:
So far, Halloween
wasn't going so bad.
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Ugh!
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Ah!
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DRIVER:
Hey! Get off! Right now!
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NARRATOR:
Well, I was right
nine seconds ago.
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Oh, baby,
what happened?
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I got hit
with rotten eggs.
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Oh! Don't you know better
than to stand around
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and let somebody hit you
with rotten eggs?
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Look at your hair, boy.
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They ambushed me
on the bus.
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Ew, Chris, you stink.
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Tonya, don't you
think I know that?
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Girl, go on.Mama, Chris said he's not
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taking us
trick-or-treating
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because he's going
to a party.
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What party?
Chris, why do I always
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have to find out things
from somebody else?
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NARRATOR:
My mother hated
"finding out about things."
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I was gonna ask you.
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Keisha's friend Lisa
is having a party.
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Can I go?
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Sure.
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I like Keisha.[SULLENLY] All right.
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What's the matter,
you don't want to go?
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You just said I couldn't.
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No, I didn't, boy,
I just said yes.
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You did?
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Yeah. Should be fun.
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You can go after you
bring Drew and Tonya back.
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And I'mma need her address
and telephone number.
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I need to know where you are,
so I won't be worried.
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NARRATOR:
Damn!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Want me to make you a costume?
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Do you want me to make you
a costume?
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Prince.
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What?
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Can you make me
a Prince costume?
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Hmm.
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Okay, you guys,
have fun and be careful.
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And, baby, make
sure you take off
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the Darth Vader mask
so you can breathe.
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Chris, I'll have your costume
ready when you get home.
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Thanks, Mom.Oh, and y'all don't eat
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any candy until
you get home, either.
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NARRATOR:
My mother would never let us
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eat the candy
before we got home.
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Don't eat the candy
before I look at it!
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There could be poison
or anything in there.
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One boy ate an apple
with a razor blade in it,
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and it cut his head off.
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Where are we going?
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We're gonna go
trick-or-treat.
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Are you looking
for Cocoa?
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Keisha.
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Her name is Keisha.[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Trick-or-treat!Trick-or-treat!
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Hey, look at y'all!
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I like your costume.Thank you.
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You're welcome.
Chris, where's your costume?
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I'm not trick-or-treating.
I'm just taking them.
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Is Keisha here?No, why?
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We're supposed to be going
to a party at Lisa's,
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but I lost her address.Oh.
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I'll ask her about it.
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Okay, thank you.You're welcome.
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Tell your mama I said hi.Okay.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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What are you doing now?
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This candy is way too expensive
to be given to one person.
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I cannot believe you.
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Twenty-three dollars on candy.
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Well, I'm sorry, Julius.
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Huh?
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This is our first Halloween
in the neighborhood,
255
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,679
and I just wanted to make
a good impression.
256
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,769
It's okay.
257
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:26,207
You want to help me finish
cutting these up?
258
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,730
Okay.
259
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,080
Here.
260
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,039
Cut 'em real small.
Right there.
261
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,305
Can I eat
some of my candy?
262
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,176
No. You want your head
to get cut off?
263
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,830
Now, let's go.
264
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,050
I want to get
to this party.
265
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,356
[DOOR BUZZES]
266
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,098
Trick-or-treat.
267
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,883
Well, where are your kids?
268
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,320
Oh, they're outside.
Just give me the candy
269
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,670
and I'll give it to them.
270
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,150
BOTH:
Trick-or-treat.
271
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:59,544
I've got the best treat of all.
272
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,938
Knowledge.
273
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,592
Trick-or-treat.
274
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,898
Hey, a ghost.
275
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,551
Ooh!
276
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,336
Thank you, sir.
277
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,947
Trick-or-treat.
278
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,255
Superhero, that's good.
279
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,692
Up, up and away!
280
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,521
Trick-or-treat.
281
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,175
What are you?
282
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,263
I'm a matador.
283
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,091
Right.
284
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,223
Ole!
285
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,706
BOTH:
Trick-or-treat.
286
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,491
I choose to trick:
Pick a card.
287
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,364
Trick-or-treat.
288
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,061
Man, you've been here
three times.
289
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,324
That wasn't me,
that was my brother.
290
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,153
BOTH:
Trick-or-treat.
291
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,546
Hey! Little dude
292
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,113
from across the street.Hey.
293
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,332
I didn't know you still went
trick-or-treating.
294
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,334
I'm not trick-or-treating.
I'm just taking them.
295
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,293
Hmm. Let me
have some candy.
296
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,121
[BREATHING]
297
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,910
Hey, you know where
Lisa Patterson's party is?
298
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,478
Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's gonna be the jam.
299
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,132
You going too?
300
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,395
I want to, it's just that
I lost the address.
301
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,875
You meet me
on the corner
302
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,659
in a half an hour,
we can go together.
303
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,183
Okay, then, thanks.
304
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,446
Okay, so why'd you let him
take my candy bag?
305
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,103
NARRATOR:
That's Mr. Harris. He was
the neighborhood butcher.
306
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:23,106
But on Halloween, he became
Sweet Tooth, the Candy Pimp.
307
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,587
Candy, candy, candy!
308
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,502
Halloween candy!
309
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,460
So, what you kids
got in the bags?
310
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,114
Give it up
to Sweet Tooth.
311
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,855
Why don't you
leave us alone?
312
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,075
You know,
this is a little light.
313
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,425
Hey!
But I'm gonna
give you kids
314
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,688
a chance to make it right
for old Sweet Tooth.
315
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,864
Give my sister
her candy back now!
316
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,214
NARRATOR:
I was so glad
Drew didn't have a sword.
317
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,042
Do I hear back talk?
318
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,827
No.
319
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,698
I thought not.
320
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,265
Now, you kids
321
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,658
get to tricking
and to treating.
322
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,967
And you best to have
all my candy.
323
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,537
NARRATOR:
Sweet Tooth died
two years later
324
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,582
of a bad case of gingivitis.
325
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:08,238
Mom, some pimp took
all our candy.
What?
326
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,458
If I had my sword,
it wouldn't have happened.
327
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,155
Oh, I'm sorry.
You know what?
328
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,418
Next time I'm sending y'all
over to Park Slope.
329
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,899
NARRATOR:
Park Slope was the last thing
on my mind.
330
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,076
For the first time in my life, I was going to a party.
331
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,252
Oh, and, Chris,
I got your costume.
332
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,689
Ooh, woo!
333
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,389
Can I have your autograph,
please?
334
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,956
Do that thing,
do that thing.
335
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,609
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
♪ Oh, oh! ♪
336
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,220
Oh! One more time,
one more time.
337
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,787
♪ Oh, oh! ♪[LAUGHING]
338
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,442
You left the address
and the telephone number, right?
339
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,662
I'm gonna leave it
on the table.
340
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,838
Okay. Don't mess up
my coat, boy.
341
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,579
NARRATOR:
Even though I didn't know
the phone number,
342
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,973
I was just going to a party
a few blocks away.
343
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,062
As long as
I came back on time,
344
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,977
I didn't have anything
to worry about.
345
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,022
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
346
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,028
NARRATOR:
Now, this is what
I'm talking about!
347
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,813
I waited 13 years
to get to my first party,
348
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,076
and now I'm here.
349
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,774
Let's get this party started!
350
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,866
♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪
351
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,694
♪ Wave 'em like
You just don't care ♪
352
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,391
♪ And if you came to party ♪
353
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,785
♪ Don't want to go home,
Somebody say, oh, yeah ♪
354
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,829
ALL:
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
355
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,005
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
356
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,223
ALL:
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
357
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,442
♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪
358
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,573
ALL:
359
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,748
♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪
360
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,054
ALL:
♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪
361
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,772
NARRATOR:
They act like
they've never seen
362
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,210
a kid in a Prince suit before.
363
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,081
I sure hope
that's a girl and a guy.
364
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,750
NARRATOR:
Planned Parenthood,
here we come.
365
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,976
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
366
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,542
Not another one.
367
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,197
Hey, Julius.
368
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,372
Hey.
369
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:23,895
Is R--Rochelle!
370
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,291
Hey, girl, how you doing?I'm okay.
371
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,685
Chris came by earlier
asking me about this party.
372
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,861
Lisa's party.Right. But he said that
373
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,428
he was gonna see
Keisha there.
374
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,517
I told Keisha she
could not go to that party
375
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:37,997
'cause those kids
are too old.
376
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,390
Ooh. Now, that's a problem.Mm-hmm.
377
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,826
I have the number.
Come on in.
378
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,785
Thank you.
379
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,135
[RINGING]
380
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,484
Shabazz Liquors.
381
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,139
Shabazz Liquor?
382
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,185
[ROMANTIC BALLAD PLAYING]
383
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,365
What's going on, man?
384
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,454
Hey, let me get one.You take this.
385
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,545
[COUGHING]Whoa...
386
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,156
Take your time, man,
slow it down, slow it down.
387
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,071
NARRATOR:
Jerome's liver died
388
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,725
three years before he did.
389
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,034
Why don't you go
ask her to dance?
390
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,166
I ain't never asked a girl
to dance before.
391
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,343
The worst thing
she could say is no.
392
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,088
NARRATOR:
Jerome was right.
At that moment, I realized
393
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,352
a woman needs a man to take control of a situation.
394
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,267
And that's what
I intended to do.
395
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,617
Hey, Keisha,
you want to dance?
396
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,446
Hell, no!
Are you crazy?
397
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,622
NARRATOR: Actually, all she said was no.
398
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,277
But when you're 13,
no sounds a lot like this...
399
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,540
Why are you dressed
in that stupid costume?
400
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,673
What are you supposed
to be anyways?
401
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,545
Why are you here?
Didn't nobody invite you.
402
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:52,723
I invited Drew.
Get out of my face.
403
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,073
Dang, Keisha.
404
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,858
All you had to say was no.
405
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,425
Hey, you all right?
406
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,296
I'll be okay.
407
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,515
You want to dance?
408
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,867
This is a slow song.
409
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,129
I know.
410
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,353
You better not
touch my butt.
411
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,755
NARRATOR:
Lisa Patterson was the first girl that ever had pity on me.
412
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,106
To this day, I love pity.
413
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,064
All right, that's it.
414
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,549
NARRATOR:
Man, I should have
felt her ass.
415
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,203
A brother's got to try.
416
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,162
Maybe next time.
417
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,860
Even though I'd been hit
with rotten eggs,
418
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,037
forced to go trick-or-treating, and humiliated by Keisha,
419
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,997
at that moment,
my dream was complete.
420
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,999
I had gone to a party,
421
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,436
and nothing could
take that away from me.
422
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,047
Shabazz Liquor, huh?
423
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,398
NARRATOR:
Okay, so I was wrong.
424
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:03,011
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
425
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,234
NARRATOR:
Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.
426
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151
[♪♪♪]
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