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[man] ♪ Who's gonna help ♪

♪ When the danger overwhelms ♪

♪ And the mysteries Are piled high ♪

♪ Who's gonna be around Never gonna let you down ♪

♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪

♪ Your friends are Always by your side ♪

[chorus] ♪ It's Craig of the Creek He's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek He's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪

- Ahh! - Quick, Craig! Grab 'em!

[panting] Okay, okay, okay.

Huh.

What to do?

[gasps] Oh!

Nah, too wacky.

[sighing in despair]

[both screaming, yelping]

JP, I need this bucket for my spider pinata.

No!

What? Why not?

It's where I keep my bucket list.

Huh? What's a bucket list?

JP, is there something you need to tell us?

[chuckles] What? No.

Listen, remember when I dislocated my shoulder wrestling those squirrels?

I do, actually.

Are the squirrels threatening you?

What? No.

After she set the bone back into place,

Laura suggested that whenever I have a wild idea,

instead of just running off and doing it,

I should write it down and ask myself, "Is this a good idea?"

If the answer is not, "Absolutely yes,"

I just leave it in the bucket.

Hmmm. Some of these ideas are, kind of, dangerous

or physically impossible considering the way reality works.

- Let's do 'em all! - Yeah!

I don't know, guys. I'm gonna have to think long and hard about this.

- Is this a good idea? - Absolutely yes.

Okay! Let's do it!

[all cheering]

Although, if there's anything on there with squirrels, we're skipping it.

You bunch of sore losers!

[chittering]

All right. First idea on your bucket list is... [clears throat]

[mimicking JP's voice] "Swim with sharks."

Whoa! Was that supposed to be JP?

Ooh. That was good.

Yeah. I've always felt like I'd get along with sharks.

They got beady little eyes like me

and multiple rows of teeth

like me!

But how are we gonna find sharks on such short notice?

This time of year, it's mostly lemon sharks off the coast,

and I'm not even getting out of bed if it's not a hammerhead.

[in normal voice] I know where to find a couple of sharks.

[laughs heartily] Yeah!

Wow. It was nice of the loan sharks to come over for a swim.

All right. Time's up.

That'll be five Choco rolls.

Oh. [chuckles nervously]

Wow. I think I forgot my purse at home.

Do you take IOU's?

No.

We take collateral.

[stuttering] What's collateral?

[stuttering] What are you doing? [screaming]

I guess the stump was collateral.

Hey, at least we've managed to cross something off your bucket list.

Yeah. Maybe these ideas weren't so crazy after all.

On to the next!

[in deep voice] "I want to control time."

[in normal voice] Um, JP, you say it.

Okay. [clears throat]

Wait. What am I... What am I saying?

Your second... The second line.

Oh. I want to control time.

[mimicking JP's voice] I want to control time.

[laughing] Ooh. That was good.

Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't want to?

You could make it go forwards then flip it and reverse it.

See evolution happen,

and then unhappen.

Leave it on Australopithecus for a while.

What were we talking about?

[in normal voice] I think I know who can help.

[Beth] I can't believe I get to keep this.

[clock cooing]

So, Beth, what do you say?

Okay.

Just make sure he doesn't go mad with power.

- [inhales] - [tuba blowing]

Dinner time!

[all groaning]

Just kidding. It's only 12:30.

[all sigh in relief]

Or is it?

- What's going on? - What's he talking about?

Nah. I'm kidding. It is 12:30...

Thousand.

That's not a time.

In the future, it is.

Welcome to the 31st century, you small-minded babies.

Now put on your hover jacket!

Quit playing with our emotions. Just tell us what time it is.

It's whatever time I say it is!

I'm the keeper of time now,

and I reign supreme over the entire fourth dimension!

[fast-paced chatter]

[screaming] What?

[laughing maniacally]

All right! I warned you! Hand over the sousaphone.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

That's... probably good. [chuckles]

Timekeeping sure is fun,

[sighs] but I don't know how you do it.

I try to be accurate...

about time.

Another JP dream fulfilled.

What's next, Craig.

[clears throat]

[mimicking JP's voice] "Get a sandwich named after me."

[both exclaiming] Tien!

[Tien] Hmmm.

[sighs softly] Something's missing.

Mmm.

Is it some crunch, some acidity?

Hmmm?

So why do you wanna be a sandwich?

Look, I don't wanna bring down the mood or anything, but...

I'm gonna be in the 7th grade soon.

And it just got me thinking, like,

"How am I gonna be remembered?"

And I thought monuments may crumble, photographs may fade,

but a good sandwich... that stays with you forever.

Wow.

So looking at the menu,

it seems like they only name a dish after the chef who came up with it.

Unless you're a hero like me.

[JP reading]

[Craig] It's a grilled cheese with chocolate rolls for bread.

I would never eat it,

but still I'm honored.

So I got to do something heroic, like...

like putting my dishes in the sink.

[chuckles] I don't know, guys.

I think you've got to save someone's life to be a hero.

Save someone's life?

I'm just some guy.

Uh, JP?

[JP] Luckily, Silver Fist is here!

Watch out! That knife is sharp!

Psst.

Too much salt is bad for your heart.

[screaming]

[oven dings]

Are you wearing oven mitts?

[Tien gasps]

[slurps] Mmm.

[JP] Um...

It was JP!

Hey, don't blame me, Silver Fist.

JP, you clumsy genius. You did it!

Oh... What?

Today, we have for you my latest creation,

the JP Banh Mi.

[gasps, chomps]

My legacy. It's delicious. [sniffles]

Thank you.

Thank you for the inspiration.

Oh, and, Craig. Don't think I forgot about you.

A fresh Craig-Wich on the house.

[chuckles nervously] Thank you.

Go ahead. Take a bite.

- I'm sorry. - Take a bite.

- Right now? - Take a bite.

[chuckles nervously] Okay.

[chomps]

Mmm-mmm. Delicious!

[chuckles] Thanks.

Enjoy your meals.

What meal? He didn't even take my order.

[Kelsey clears throat]

[in deep voice] "Do a demolition derby where our body..."

[in normal voice] JP, could you do your voice?

Oh, uh... Do a demolition derby!

Okay. Got it.

[mimicking JP's voice] "Do a demolition Derby where our bodies are the cars

and cars crash into each other, and it's fun."

[clears throat]

[in normal voice] You ready, JP?

Ready.

Okay! Show us how it's...

[JP] Done.

See? Easy. Now it's your turn.

All right. I guess we just, uh...

[both grunting]

[both screaming]

[Kelsey] My bones!

[both screaming]

[horns honking]

Why didn't you tell us it felt like that.

Well, to be fair, I definitely told you guys to stretch.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't tell you guys to stretch.

I am so sorry.

[Omar] The Creek Demolition Derby is ready to begin.

Drivers start your engines.

- [Maney] Three... two... one. - [engine noises]

Go!

- [tires screeching] - [crashes]

[all laughing]

[all sighing]

Huh. I think I lost one of my tires.

Hey, did somebody's bumper fall off?

- Uh-oh. - [Maney neighing]

Okay. So you wanna do this one together?

Oh, yeah. [clears throat]

[both mimicking JP's voice] "Do comedy at a fancy establishment."

Nice. Yeah.

But I don't know guys.

I'm... I'm just a working-class man

from the mean streets of Herkleton.

Who's gonna book someone like me to do a comedy act?

[JP laughs] Thanks again for having me here at the Baby Casino,

but I'm serious, folks.

Grown-ups always going on about patty cake, patty cake.

Hey, when are you gonna bake me a cake?

I'm starving.

[laughing]

And none of that fruitcake mess.

Gonna have my butt flying off the toilet like I'm on a Bouncy castle!

[blows raspberry]

[laughing]

[gags]

[continues laughing]

[laughs]

But you know what the best thing is after a nice slice of cake?

A nap time.

[laughs hysterically]

[clears throat] Hmmm.

Whoa. Touchy crowd tonight.

What's wrong? You got a diaper rash or something?

[crying]

Oh. Come on. I mean, we all get it. We all get it sometimes.

Hey, I know Big Baby knows what I'm talking about.

I bet that butt's a' blazing. [chuckles]

[siren wailing]

I appreciate you gentlemen for the escort.

- [yelps] - [thuds]

[groans softly]

[all exclaiming] JP!

Don't worry. I thought you were hilarious.

Are you okay?

Am I okay?

I feel like amazing!

I knocked down two dreams at once!

There. Good as new.

Wow. We need everything on the list.

Thanks, you guys.

No, JP. Thank you,

because today was so much fun.

Heck, Mortimor's still a helicopter.

- [whirring] - [rustling]

You've got good ideas, JP. I'm glad you wrote 'em down.

[sighs]

What's wrong?

It's just... I'm a little sad it's over.

Huh...

let's make a new list.

What if we dug tunnels between all of our houses and the creek.

Yeah, like a... a Creek Subway.

[gasps] I got one.

Let's stop the moon.

From what?

From making more werewolves.

[laughs] Sign me up.

[Mortimor chirping]

Mortimor, that's illegal.

I like where your head's at. Let's do it.

[Mortimor chirping]

♪ When it's time To go to bed ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ You don't have To feel alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow At the creek ♪

Just like I drew it.