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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway

We are your hosts Bananaman

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And they are Nogizaka-chan

Fall in love with me or else

I'll cause trouble

That's a good one

I want to be trick or treated like that

Now then

what's on today's episode

onegaishimasu

Halloween Get Into Character Queen Championships

So before we get started

there's an apology

[ A message from the show ]

The chairs

AH!

I was wondering about those

sumimasen

Inoue would you stand up for us?

you'll know once we get it on camera

So in the early days

they used these steel chairs that hurt to sit on for a long period of time

Didn't they win new chairs?

You're right

That emotional finale

Chair Land

Somehow there was an error and the wrong chairs were delivered from overseas

and the good chairs did not arrive in time for today's show

Its about another month until the chairs show up

[ Please be patient ]

And with that on today's episode

The members are dressed up in the outfits of their dream jobs

We'd like to know more about their costume choices so we'll ask the members about it

So you wanted to be a wedding planner?

You sure do look like one

I've always wanted to do it

You look like you're playing that role in a drama

yes I am a police detective

[ You want that job? ]

police detective?

image...SPEC

[ high specifications police detective ]

It makes sense after you explain it

Got it

I'm picturing Asano Atsuko-san

[ That is not a good comparison ]

There it is....pilot

I'm a pilot

So you've always dreamed of being a pilot?

hai

You look awesome

huh...I've seen Hayashi's outfit somewhere before

I work at a convenience store

yeah you do

But its a local convenience store

[ management type aura ]

Its not one of the national chains

Its a mom and pop convenience store

come on now...what is Ogawa supposed to be?

yes I am a tomato farmer

kawaii

She does love tomatoes

Looks like a plain Halloween costume

[ Country cosplay championships? ]

What's she dressed as?

I'm a preschool sensei

That makes sense

I can see her doing that

I can totally see that

So the next one

I don't even know who that is right now

That's what a disturbed person wears on [Wednesday's Downtown]

[ Transformation coming soon? ]

First of all who is this?

She's taking it off

ah

I'm Matsuo

So what is this about?

I've always wanted to be a mascot character

So its not about wanting to be a bunny?

Didn't you know kids who would say that too

eh? Are you going to keep the head on or leave it off?

ah its kind of hot inside this thing

[ Wants to reveal her face ]

It would be tough to wear that for the entire recording

This is kind of weird....what is Yoda dressed as?

It is cute though

I'm a goat

[ She dreams of being a goat ]

This makes no sense

Since I heard we'd be dressing up as what we've always wanted to be

So this is not limited to occupations

If this is what you want to be then its fine

Goats have real jobs too

ah so

Is that so?

[ pathetic response ]

eh? This can't be right for Yumiki

hai

I'm a healthcare sensei

healthcare sensei....that's a good one

That is awesome

[ Himura loves it ]

Thank goodness Yumiki isn't a real healthcare sensei

That would be messed up

But I truly wanted to be a healthcare sensei and even studied for it

really?

People around me kept telling me I wouldn't be able to keep up so I quit

Its a good thing you're surrounded by honest people

[ wise inner circle ]

But they said you wouldn't keep up

This one is totally....

ah that's awesome

I'm a cabin attendant

sugoi

You look like one...so much that it wouldn't surprise me to hear that was your real job

And with that said

tonight they're fully into their ideal occupations

and its going to be an acting competition

Starting with....

Get in character....fantasy love confessions

It's going to match their various occupations

the members are going to act out their personally created love confession scenes for us

Starting with the librarian

what love confession did Endo come up with?

Here we go

fantasy love confessions

ready

start

At the library I work at

there's a boy I'm interested in that's always borrowing books

Since he's into the same books that I like

I secretly enjoy the little chats we have at the check out counter

I wonder if he has noticed that I like him

As usual thank you for coming

I'll check out this book for you

ah!

I've read this book

Its quite interesting

Are you only borrowing 1 book today?

You usually borrow a bunch of books so I just thought it seemed odd

She's doing all the talking

ah I've got some recommendations for you if you'd like to hear them though

So I like this book

Please don't notice my love for you

She made it obvious

The truth is

I want you to notice it

See you again in 2 weeks

arigatou gozaimashita

[ Boku Note - Sukima Switch ]

hai CUT

nice one!

nice!

[ suddenly a blockbuster hit ]

The book itself was the confession

Since I like books

if there was a way for a book to express my feelings

I thought about it and came up with this

Its very Endo like

it had that certain shyness to it

I was wondering what the set would like like

and it looks like the afterlife

[ Hyperbolic Time Chamber situation ]

Its pure white

Up next what is Chef Inoue's ideal love confession?

ready

start

I've opened my own restaurant

and as an owner chef I get to show off my cooking skills

Today I've invited the boy I like over to the restaurant after hours

and the plan was to make him the best meal ever

Thank you for coming in today

I've cooked up the ultimate masterpiece for you so

please give it a try

dozo

[ I like you ]

That's pretty blatant

Once you're done eating

please give me your reply

[ Itoshi Kimi e - GReeeeN ]

ah GReeeeN

hai CUT

straight to the point

To have that done to you

I wasn't sure how to confess my feelings

and recently I've made omelette rice

got it

You're displaying too much hair for a chef though

[ Owner Shitara gives a warning ]

sorry I'll be careful from now on

What is wedding planner Umezawa's ideal love confession?

ready start

Its been 5 years since I started working as a wedding planner

even though I haven't managed to get married myself

Thank you for your patience

I'm Umezawa and I'll be handling your wedding

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

The person that appeared in front of me

is someone I had loved

its my ex-boyfriend who wasn't ready for marriage when we dated

I can't believe I'll be planning his wedding

sumimasen

Where are the bathrooms located?

Its over there

This is drama

Now she's all alone with the ex-boyfriend

Its been a long time

How have you been?

How long has it been now?

Has it been 3 years?

You surprised me

Well then

Looks like things are going well for you

That's great

Who me?

ah in these last 3 years

I've met some really great people

I'm happy

However...

I haven't been able to get married as of yet

Remember when we were together

I picked out a wedding chapel for us

In my life that was the peak of my happiness

After that I was probably waiting for something to happen

But its ok

Seeing you 2 together

is sort of refreshing

arigatou

Let me handle this

I'll make sure you have a mega mega nice wedding

Congratulations on your wedding

I wish you long lasting happiness

[ Nostalgia - Ikimono Gakari ]

hai CUT

Is this a happy ending?

Ume what's the meaning of this?

It was the type of confession I could never say in the past

I made that the backstory

Do you break up this marriage afterwards?

[ The only logical conclusion ]

If this were a drama then after that scene

you'd crash the wedding

and you'd try to take him back

That's the part I'll leave to your imaginations

ah that's the fantasy part

That guy must be stunned

There's no way I'd let her near my wedding

Up next

Sugawara wanted to wear a China dress and here is her chinese restaurant confession

And here goes....ready

start

The senpai I've always admired that supervises me

today is his last day working here

I scheduled a work break so that I could catch senpai before he goes home

And that's because there's something I have to tell him

senpai

Thank goodness

You haven't left yet

She's wearing a cardigan

ah you're right

You've always taken good care of me

Even with all the mistakes I'd make you'd cover for me

I often hear that I'm like your little sister but

from now on

I'm not your little sister

senpai....would you let me be your girlfriend?

straight up

straight to the point

Nogizaka song

hai CUT

So you'll tell him just like that?

That's right...being straight up with your feelings is the best

Plus the senpai is about to leave forever

exactly

These are all like 15 second commercials

[ Instant confessions ]

They say it right away

Romance in the workplace does happen

And once that happens it gets messy

with all your work friends

[ Happens all the time ]

Up next

what is the love confession from Ikeda the maid?

ready start

Its been 1 month since I started working as a live in maid

My master is the same age as me and is so nice to me

I wish I could talk to him more but....

[ There is commotion in the studio ]

ah!

master!

Ikeda-san

This is your free time isn't it?

You don't have to do that

no its not a big deal

Today

since I found these beautiful flowers

I thought master would be pleased

I was thinking about master when I picked them

Those are for me?

arigatou

Teresa

You remembered my name?

I mean....we're the same age

Feel free to call me by name too

However....

let's make this our little secret

He's doing the confessing

Understood

From now on...

maybe

we can mix business and pleasure?

[ Hatsukoi no Hito wo Ima Demo - Nogizaka46 ]

hai CUT

This master is just wrong

Plus as a maid she's totally disqualified

[ Literally mixing business and pleasure ]

A maid can't be doing that after just 1 month on the job

You can't ask for permission to mix business and pleasure

I went overboard with the fantasy

I can totally understand how that might happen

Being the same age as your master

who meets those conditions?

[ super celebrity prince ]

Preschool teacher Tsutsui

what sort of fantasy love confession will she have?

ready start

I'm a new hire preschool teacher

I finally got my dream job but

the overtime I work everyday is tough

The only thing that keeps me going

is the guy that just started working here with me

With him here

I can keep working through it

Nogi-kun....otsukaresama

Tsutsui-san

otsukare

So being a preschool teacher

this was my dream job since I love kids but

there's so much work to do

and you have to scold the kids when they do something bad

but if you yell too loud you'll make them cry

Its really tough

You're right

Its hard to connect with the kids

About that

What's a good way to connect with Nogi-kun

What's the best way to connect with you?

[ You Should Know Your Love - Rikon Densetsu ]

That was beautiful

hai CUT

That was beautiful the way it all flowed together

That's right its like

I didn't intend to say those things but

Once he mentioned connecting

Once I heard that

ah this is my chance

That was it

Also Tsutsui seemed so calm

you didn't look like a new hire at all

[ Can't believe she just started working here ]

You look like you've been working there for 4 or 5 years

Next is the ideal office love from Designer Tamura

ready start

Tomorrow is the deadline for the new line of wedding dresses

Along with my designer coworker

we're working overtime

If we can just finish things up....

I did it!

I'm all done

Thanks to Yuuki's design

it came out really cute

Actually that design

I thought of Mayu when I drew it out

eh?

He's starting it

Actually

I was thinking of Yuuki when I designed it

Is that so?

So we share the same feelings then

Mayu

I'll make it clear

Would you be my girlfriend?

Yuuki confessed

hai

Well then

coming up....just the 2 of us

let's celebrate

huh?

[ Anniversary - Hirai Dai ]

wah~ come on now

That's a good one!

Because of my age

I end up watching this like I'm their boss

This company is trash

[ Adding his personal thoughts on the scene ]

This is a fantasy

please don't look at it as their boss

Yuuki is sitting next to you then

ah that's correct

Yuuki is working overtime with me

I don't like the name you selected

[ Osamu enters ]

Yuuki does make lots of appearances on these segments

Now for something completely different

Himura-san onegaishimasu

Here it goes

Fully in character...one sentence championships

According to the theme

they'll act out a scene once the curtain opens

The point is to see if they can fully capture their occupation in just a few words

And the first topic is?

A kouhai makes a mistake

say something that shows how mad you are

sounds interesting

Acting pissed off

up first is fashion designer Tamura

She's not the type of person to show anger either

I don't get mad

Weren't you just in love a moment ago

[ The woman that uses design for her personal business ]

This is all happening at her workplace

That same girl is about to get pissed off

Now she'll get pissed off at a kouhai for making a mistake

Here goes Tamura

You used the wrong color here

That's unacceptable

ahh good one

ah good...that's really good

Nice way of handling that

ahh that's so good

That was mega mega good

As far as these one line acting scenes go

that was textbook

[ The starting off with a top score version ]

Can she follow Tamura's textbook acting?

Tomato farmer Ogawa will now try it

Wouldn't Ogawa's kouhai have to be in grade school or something?

[ Takes place in Kidzania? ]

How tiny is this kid?

Didn't I say this yesterday?

I believe I said it 2 days ago too?

I told you not to over water the plants

kawaii~

kawaii~

That was great

So she over watered the tomatoes

I told you yesterday and the day before yesterday

I say it everyday

Its a cocky kouhai

I'd say more of a baka than cocky

[ Grounds for termination ]

Its ok to be angry

Up next is Ioki

How will she act like an angry architect?

Could you at least draw a straight line for me?

got it

The lines aren't straight

That's just ridiculous

This person is making blueprints using freehand drawing

[ The kouhai that doesn't use rulers ]

very interesting

All of you have bumbling idiots at your workplace

[ The bosses are suffering ]

The next topic is

A special catchphrase for each occupation

First convenience store worker Hayashi will try it

Its a catchphrase so you'll have to think of something here

Stick your head out too much and the curtain will hit you

[ The Yoda Incident ]

Here goes

arigatou gozaimasu

no plastic bags...2 pairs chopsticks

And the hot water is located over there

Like I said

[ Do not lean forward ]

And then the catchphrase

That was a long catchphrase

I'm showing that I've memorized the customer's order

You made it flow

There are convenience store workers that make me mad by being too casual

They sometimes get a little too casual

If its an ojisan they see all the time its like

tha-tha-tha-thank you come again

[ Narcissist store clerk ]

Up next is Shibata

She'll give her pilot catchphrase

Are you the main pilot?

Or copilot?

I'm just the copilot

[ humble cosplay ]

She's not even the main pilot

Did you want to become a copilot?

That's right....the main pilot has to carry too much moral responsibility

The copilot has moral responsibility too

[ Passing all the blame to the main pilot ]

The copilot is important too

Well then

This is the catchphrase from the copilot

I'm not sure what the difference is between pilot and copilot here

I hope we can all arrive safely

That makes sense

oh no...wouldn't that be terrifying?

[ concerning catchphrase ]

Are we sure she knows what she's doing?

[ praying for a miracle ]

To remind you of your 1st flight

That's right and also

since I'm the copilot

its like it would be nice to make it back safely

kowai

[ subservient pilot ]

As long as everyone's safe

Its not like the copilot is really bad at their job

You have a point

Next Yumiki will give her catchphrase as a healthcare sensei

She's the healthcare sensei

I like the glasses

She fits the role

Those glasses are really nice

good one

Isn't that the move for impersonating Takeshi-san?

[ Shitara loves that impersonation ]

Her face was twitching

no that's not it

38 degrees

That's the flu!

What the heck was that?

Its a student that's always faking being sick to skip school

for this person

its usually the normal 36 degrees

or so I thought when this happens

You've got the flu

If you could have explained that more it would have been funnier

Could you do that again?

Got it

Like it never happened

Now here is the catchphrase from Yumiki the healthcare sensei

36 degrees again....

38!

That's the flu!

[ Polished it up ]

You added a little extra something to it that time

That was mega mega good

With the explanation it becomes funnier

That was mega mega good Yumiki-san

Now we're going back to the fantasy love confessions

What is the mascot's ideal love confession situation?

uwah~ I wonder what she'll come up with here

And here goes Matsuo

ready start

I just started my dream job of being a mascot character

Today I heard that the boy I like is coming here with a friend

He won't know that I work here but still

maybe he'll recognize me?

There's no way he'd recognize you

kawaii~

Nobody will recognize you in a costume like that

Its different if you could hear her talk

ah the guy is watching her

ahhhh~

But even if you do all that

come on

Why don't you recognize me?

ahhh...she's taking the head off

Did I surprise you?

Today I worked really hard to make sure you have a good time

Next time let's come here together

kawaii~

hai OK

That was cute but

he still didn't recognize you

[ Can't see her face ]

Also if I were part of that theme park's management team

Don't you ever take your head off

[ not qualified to be a pro ]

That's the one rule you must follow

Don't take your head off

Next its Kaki

What is the ideal love confession from the female detective?

ready

dozo

I'm a detective on the metropolitan police department

I've arrived with my subordinates at the scene of a hostage situation

The suspect appears to have a gun

and then suddenly new orders come in from above

Kaki-san!

I'm going in!

Don't do it!

You're too young for this

I'm going in

But why?

Are you another senpai trying to be a hero!

That's not it

You still have a bright future

We always get into arguments at work but

your attitude and passion for this job

is something I've always respected

And that's why

I think you can become a great detective

She's gonna die isn't she

This is a dangerous mission so

Let me handle this

But still

It'll be fine

since I am a detective

at least let me protect the person that I love

no no no no no no no

Because of that

wait for me here

When I come back we'll go on a date

And she's been shot

[ Anataga Iru Kotode - Uru ]

hai CUT

And now she's dead

Kaki

hai

eh you just got shot didn't you?

well that could have been my gun firing...

Is that so?

But once you say all that it has to be you that dies

In my mind

I get shot

and I pass away

And that kicks off the kouhai vengeance storyline

So you did get shot

But you just told your kouhai you loved him

he can't do anything and will feel powerless

He should provide cover fire when senpai barges into the room

He's useless

Kaki this kouhai is useless so you shouldn't date him

[ Don't be his girlfriend ]