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Credit: GEES
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DON
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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway
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We are your hosts Bananaman
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yoroshiku onegaishimasu
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And they are Nogizaka-chan
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Fall in love with me or else
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I'll cause trouble
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That's a good one
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I want to be trick or treated like that
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Now then
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what's on today's episode
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onegaishimasu
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Halloween Get Into Character Queen Championships
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So before we get started
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there's an apology
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[ A message from the show ]
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The chairs
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AH!
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I was wondering about those
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sumimasen
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Inoue would you stand up for us?
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you'll know once we get it on camera
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So in the early days
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they used these steel chairs that hurt to sit on for a long period of time
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Didn't they win new chairs?
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You're right
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That emotional finale
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Chair Land
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Somehow there was an error and the wrong chairs were delivered from overseas
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and the good chairs did not arrive in time for today's show
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Its about another month until the chairs show up
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[ Please be patient ]
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And with that on today's episode
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The members are dressed up in the outfits of their dream jobs
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We'd like to know more about their costume choices so we'll ask the members about it
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So you wanted to be a wedding planner?
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You sure do look like one
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I've always wanted to do it
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You look like you're playing that role in a drama
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yes I am a police detective
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[ You want that job? ]
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police detective?
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image...SPEC
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[ high specifications police detective ]
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It makes sense after you explain it
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Got it
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I'm picturing Asano Atsuko-san
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[ That is not a good comparison ]
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There it is....pilot
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I'm a pilot
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So you've always dreamed of being a pilot?
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hai
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You look awesome
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huh...I've seen Hayashi's outfit somewhere before
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I work at a convenience store
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yeah you do
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But its a local convenience store
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[ management type aura ]
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Its not one of the national chains
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Its a mom and pop convenience store
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come on now...what is Ogawa supposed to be?
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yes I am a tomato farmer
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kawaii
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She does love tomatoes
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Looks like a plain Halloween costume
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[ Country cosplay championships? ]
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What's she dressed as?
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I'm a preschool sensei
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That makes sense
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I can see her doing that
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I can totally see that
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So the next one
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I don't even know who that is right now
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That's what a disturbed person wears on [Wednesday's Downtown]
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[ Transformation coming soon? ]
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First of all who is this?
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She's taking it off
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ah
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I'm Matsuo
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So what is this about?
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I've always wanted to be a mascot character
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So its not about wanting to be a bunny?
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Didn't you know kids who would say that too
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eh? Are you going to keep the head on or leave it off?
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ah its kind of hot inside this thing
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[ Wants to reveal her face ]
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It would be tough to wear that for the entire recording
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This is kind of weird....what is Yoda dressed as?
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It is cute though
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I'm a goat
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[ She dreams of being a goat ]
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This makes no sense
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Since I heard we'd be dressing up as what we've always wanted to be
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So this is not limited to occupations
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If this is what you want to be then its fine
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Goats have real jobs too
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ah so
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Is that so?
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[ pathetic response ]
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eh? This can't be right for Yumiki
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hai
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I'm a healthcare sensei
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healthcare sensei....that's a good one
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That is awesome
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[ Himura loves it ]
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Thank goodness Yumiki isn't a real healthcare sensei
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That would be messed up
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But I truly wanted to be a healthcare sensei and even studied for it
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really?
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People around me kept telling me I wouldn't be able to keep up so I quit
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Its a good thing you're surrounded by honest people
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[ wise inner circle ]
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But they said you wouldn't keep up
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This one is totally....
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ah that's awesome
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I'm a cabin attendant
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sugoi
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You look like one...so much that it wouldn't surprise me to hear that was your real job
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And with that said
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tonight they're fully into their ideal occupations
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and its going to be an acting competition
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Starting with....
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Get in character....fantasy love confessions
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It's going to match their various occupations
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the members are going to act out their personally created love confession scenes for us
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Starting with the librarian
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what love confession did Endo come up with?
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Here we go
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fantasy love confessions
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ready
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start
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At the library I work at
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there's a boy I'm interested in that's always borrowing books
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Since he's into the same books that I like
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I secretly enjoy the little chats we have at the check out counter
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I wonder if he has noticed that I like him
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As usual thank you for coming
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I'll check out this book for you
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ah!
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I've read this book
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Its quite interesting
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Are you only borrowing 1 book today?
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You usually borrow a bunch of books so I just thought it seemed odd
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She's doing all the talking
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ah I've got some recommendations for you if you'd like to hear them though
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So I like this book
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Please don't notice my love for you
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She made it obvious
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The truth is
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I want you to notice it
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See you again in 2 weeks
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arigatou gozaimashita
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[ Boku Note - Sukima Switch ]
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hai CUT
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nice one!
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nice!
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[ suddenly a blockbuster hit ]
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The book itself was the confession
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Since I like books
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if there was a way for a book to express my feelings
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I thought about it and came up with this
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Its very Endo like
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it had that certain shyness to it
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I was wondering what the set would like like
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and it looks like the afterlife
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[ Hyperbolic Time Chamber situation ]
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Its pure white
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Up next what is Chef Inoue's ideal love confession?
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ready
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start
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I've opened my own restaurant
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and as an owner chef I get to show off my cooking skills
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Today I've invited the boy I like over to the restaurant after hours
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and the plan was to make him the best meal ever
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Thank you for coming in today
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I've cooked up the ultimate masterpiece for you so
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please give it a try
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dozo
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[ I like you ]
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That's pretty blatant
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Once you're done eating
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please give me your reply
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[ Itoshi Kimi e - GReeeeN ]
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ah GReeeeN
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hai CUT
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straight to the point
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To have that done to you
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I wasn't sure how to confess my feelings
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and recently I've made omelette rice
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got it
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You're displaying too much hair for a chef though
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[ Owner Shitara gives a warning ]
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sorry I'll be careful from now on
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What is wedding planner Umezawa's ideal love confession?
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ready start
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Its been 5 years since I started working as a wedding planner
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even though I haven't managed to get married myself
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Thank you for your patience
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I'm Umezawa and I'll be handling your wedding
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yoroshiku onegaishimasu
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The person that appeared in front of me
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is someone I had loved
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its my ex-boyfriend who wasn't ready for marriage when we dated
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I can't believe I'll be planning his wedding
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sumimasen
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Where are the bathrooms located?
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Its over there
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This is drama
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Now she's all alone with the ex-boyfriend
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Its been a long time
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How have you been?
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How long has it been now?
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Has it been 3 years?
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You surprised me
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Well then
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Looks like things are going well for you
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That's great
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Who me?
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ah in these last 3 years
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I've met some really great people
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I'm happy
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However...
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I haven't been able to get married as of yet
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Remember when we were together
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I picked out a wedding chapel for us
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In my life that was the peak of my happiness
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After that I was probably waiting for something to happen
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But its ok
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Seeing you 2 together
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is sort of refreshing
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arigatou
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Let me handle this
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I'll make sure you have a mega mega nice wedding
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Congratulations on your wedding
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I wish you long lasting happiness
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[ Nostalgia - Ikimono Gakari ]
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hai CUT
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Is this a happy ending?
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Ume what's the meaning of this?
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It was the type of confession I could never say in the past
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I made that the backstory
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Do you break up this marriage afterwards?
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[ The only logical conclusion ]
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If this were a drama then after that scene
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you'd crash the wedding
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and you'd try to take him back
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That's the part I'll leave to your imaginations
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ah that's the fantasy part
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That guy must be stunned
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There's no way I'd let her near my wedding
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Up next
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Sugawara wanted to wear a China dress and here is her chinese restaurant confession
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And here goes....ready
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start
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The senpai I've always admired that supervises me
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today is his last day working here
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I scheduled a work break so that I could catch senpai before he goes home
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And that's because there's something I have to tell him
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senpai
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Thank goodness
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You haven't left yet
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She's wearing a cardigan
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ah you're right
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You've always taken good care of me
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Even with all the mistakes I'd make you'd cover for me
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I often hear that I'm like your little sister but
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from now on
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I'm not your little sister
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senpai....would you let me be your girlfriend?
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straight up
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straight to the point
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Nogizaka song
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hai CUT
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So you'll tell him just like that?
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That's right...being straight up with your feelings is the best
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Plus the senpai is about to leave forever
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exactly
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These are all like 15 second commercials
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[ Instant confessions ]
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They say it right away
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Romance in the workplace does happen
283
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And once that happens it gets messy
284
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with all your work friends
285
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[ Happens all the time ]
286
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,160
Up next
287
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what is the love confession from Ikeda the maid?
288
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,000
ready start
289
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,220
Its been 1 month since I started working as a live in maid
290
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:10,420
My master is the same age as me and is so nice to me
291
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,400
I wish I could talk to him more but....
292
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[ There is commotion in the studio ]
293
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ah!
294
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master!
295
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Ikeda-san
296
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This is your free time isn't it?
297
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You don't have to do that
298
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,640
no its not a big deal
299
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,660
Today
300
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since I found these beautiful flowers
301
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,260
I thought master would be pleased
302
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,180
I was thinking about master when I picked them
303
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,240
Those are for me?
304
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:42,820
arigatou
305
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,160
Teresa
306
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,100
You remembered my name?
307
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,780
I mean....we're the same age
308
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,520
Feel free to call me by name too
309
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,440
However....
310
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,320
let's make this our little secret
311
00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,210
He's doing the confessing
312
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,700
Understood
313
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,520
From now on...
314
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
maybe
315
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000
we can mix business and pleasure?
316
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,960
[ Hatsukoi no Hito wo Ima Demo - Nogizaka46 ]
317
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,220
hai CUT
318
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,340
This master is just wrong
319
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,320
Plus as a maid she's totally disqualified
320
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,300
[ Literally mixing business and pleasure ]
321
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,480
A maid can't be doing that after just 1 month on the job
322
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,700
You can't ask for permission to mix business and pleasure
323
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,000
I went overboard with the fantasy
324
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,120
I can totally understand how that might happen
325
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,000
Being the same age as your master
326
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,320
who meets those conditions?
327
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,820
[ super celebrity prince ]
328
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,740
Preschool teacher Tsutsui
329
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,380
what sort of fantasy love confession will she have?
330
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,220
ready start
331
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,580
I'm a new hire preschool teacher
332
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,840
I finally got my dream job but
333
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,840
the overtime I work everyday is tough
334
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,100
The only thing that keeps me going
335
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,160
is the guy that just started working here with me
336
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,540
With him here
337
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,000
I can keep working through it
338
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,180
Nogi-kun....otsukaresama
339
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,600
Tsutsui-san
340
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,120
otsukare
341
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,380
So being a preschool teacher
342
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,960
this was my dream job since I love kids but
343
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,960
there's so much work to do
344
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,040
and you have to scold the kids when they do something bad
345
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,780
but if you yell too loud you'll make them cry
346
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,420
Its really tough
347
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,420
You're right
348
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,560
Its hard to connect with the kids
349
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,100
About that
350
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,800
What's a good way to connect with Nogi-kun
351
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,600
What's the best way to connect with you?
352
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,000
[ You Should Know Your Love - Rikon Densetsu ]
353
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,940
That was beautiful
354
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,120
hai CUT
355
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,020
That was beautiful the way it all flowed together
356
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,060
That's right its like
357
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,660
I didn't intend to say those things but
358
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,180
Once he mentioned connecting
359
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,160
Once I heard that
360
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,180
ah this is my chance
361
00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:58,980
That was it
362
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,160
Also Tsutsui seemed so calm
363
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,730
you didn't look like a new hire at all
364
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:05,240
[ Can't believe she just started working here ]
365
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,200
You look like you've been working there for 4 or 5 years
366
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,640
Next is the ideal office love from Designer Tamura
367
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,840
ready start
368
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:19,300
Tomorrow is the deadline for the new line of wedding dresses
369
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,900
Along with my designer coworker
370
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,900
we're working overtime
371
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,900
If we can just finish things up....
372
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,880
I did it!
373
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,480
I'm all done
374
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,740
Thanks to Yuuki's design
375
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,620
it came out really cute
376
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,620
Actually that design
377
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,320
I thought of Mayu when I drew it out
378
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,320
eh?
379
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,380
He's starting it
380
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,620
Actually
381
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,760
I was thinking of Yuuki when I designed it
382
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,460
Is that so?
383
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,920
So we share the same feelings then
384
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,340
Mayu
385
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,740
I'll make it clear
386
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,280
Would you be my girlfriend?
387
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,480
Yuuki confessed
388
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,060
hai
389
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,060
Well then
390
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,240
coming up....just the 2 of us
391
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,700
let's celebrate
392
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:14,680
huh?
393
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:20,020
[ Anniversary - Hirai Dai ]
394
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,340
wah~ come on now
395
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,300
That's a good one!
396
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,620
Because of my age
397
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,000
I end up watching this like I'm their boss
398
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,320
This company is trash
399
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,120
[ Adding his personal thoughts on the scene ]
400
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,160
This is a fantasy
401
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,620
please don't look at it as their boss
402
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,220
Yuuki is sitting next to you then
403
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:40,960
ah that's correct
404
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,600
Yuuki is working overtime with me
405
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,380
I don't like the name you selected
406
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,080
[ Osamu enters ]
407
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,480
Yuuki does make lots of appearances on these segments
408
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,480
Now for something completely different
409
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,820
Himura-san onegaishimasu
410
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,500
Here it goes
411
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,740
Fully in character...one sentence championships
412
00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,820
According to the theme
413
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,220
they'll act out a scene once the curtain opens
414
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:07,780
The point is to see if they can fully capture their occupation in just a few words
415
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,820
And the first topic is?
416
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,000
A kouhai makes a mistake
417
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,900
say something that shows how mad you are
418
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,400
sounds interesting
419
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,120
Acting pissed off
420
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,080
up first is fashion designer Tamura
421
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,580
She's not the type of person to show anger either
422
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,460
I don't get mad
423
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,440
Weren't you just in love a moment ago
424
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,580
[ The woman that uses design for her personal business ]
425
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,580
This is all happening at her workplace
426
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,580
That same girl is about to get pissed off
427
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,060
Now she'll get pissed off at a kouhai for making a mistake
428
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,240
Here goes Tamura
429
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,620
You used the wrong color here
430
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,820
That's unacceptable
431
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,700
ahh good one
432
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,840
ah good...that's really good
433
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,520
Nice way of handling that
434
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,660
ahh that's so good
435
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,120
That was mega mega good
436
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,640
As far as these one line acting scenes go
437
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,960
that was textbook
438
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,760
[ The starting off with a top score version ]
439
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,740
Can she follow Tamura's textbook acting?
440
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,920
Tomato farmer Ogawa will now try it
441
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,500
Wouldn't Ogawa's kouhai have to be in grade school or something?
442
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,500
[ Takes place in Kidzania? ]
443
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,560
How tiny is this kid?
444
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,040
Didn't I say this yesterday?
445
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,040
I believe I said it 2 days ago too?
446
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,940
I told you not to over water the plants
447
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,780
kawaii~
448
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,020
kawaii~
449
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,040
That was great
450
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,060
So she over watered the tomatoes
451
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,760
I told you yesterday and the day before yesterday
452
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,820
I say it everyday
453
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,480
Its a cocky kouhai
454
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,820
I'd say more of a baka than cocky
455
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,440
[ Grounds for termination ]
456
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,580
Its ok to be angry
457
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,180
Up next is Ioki
458
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,600
How will she act like an angry architect?
459
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,500
Could you at least draw a straight line for me?
460
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,420
got it
461
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,160
The lines aren't straight
462
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,700
That's just ridiculous
463
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,340
This person is making blueprints using freehand drawing
464
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,140
[ The kouhai that doesn't use rulers ]
465
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:16,820
very interesting
466
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,400
All of you have bumbling idiots at your workplace
467
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,540
[ The bosses are suffering ]
468
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,340
The next topic is
469
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,320
A special catchphrase for each occupation
470
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,140
First convenience store worker Hayashi will try it
471
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,280
Its a catchphrase so you'll have to think of something here
472
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,920
Stick your head out too much and the curtain will hit you
473
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,480
[ The Yoda Incident ]
474
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,210
Here goes
475
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,260
arigatou gozaimasu
476
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,780
no plastic bags...2 pairs chopsticks
477
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,560
And the hot water is located over there
478
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,520
Like I said
479
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,840
[ Do not lean forward ]
480
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,300
And then the catchphrase
481
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,940
That was a long catchphrase
482
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,240
I'm showing that I've memorized the customer's order
483
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,700
You made it flow
484
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:04,220
There are convenience store workers that make me mad by being too casual
485
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,460
They sometimes get a little too casual
486
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,880
If its an ojisan they see all the time its like
487
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,880
tha-tha-tha-thank you come again
488
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,880
[ Narcissist store clerk ]
489
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,820
Up next is Shibata
490
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,820
She'll give her pilot catchphrase
491
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,540
Are you the main pilot?
492
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,600
Or copilot?
493
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,660
I'm just the copilot
494
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,140
[ humble cosplay ]
495
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,160
She's not even the main pilot
496
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,700
Did you want to become a copilot?
497
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,900
That's right....the main pilot has to carry too much moral responsibility
498
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,060
The copilot has moral responsibility too
499
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,700
[ Passing all the blame to the main pilot ]
500
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,400
The copilot is important too
501
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,380
Well then
502
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,500
This is the catchphrase from the copilot
503
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:44,000
I'm not sure what the difference is between pilot and copilot here
504
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,120
I hope we can all arrive safely
505
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,420
That makes sense
506
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,920
oh no...wouldn't that be terrifying?
507
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,080
[ concerning catchphrase ]
508
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,200
Are we sure she knows what she's doing?
509
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,060
[ praying for a miracle ]
510
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,140
To remind you of your 1st flight
511
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,260
That's right and also
512
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,740
since I'm the copilot
513
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,540
its like it would be nice to make it back safely
514
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,360
kowai
515
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,740
[ subservient pilot ]
516
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:13,780
As long as everyone's safe
517
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,160
Its not like the copilot is really bad at their job
518
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,620
You have a point
519
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,380
Next Yumiki will give her catchphrase as a healthcare sensei
520
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,060
She's the healthcare sensei
521
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,540
I like the glasses
522
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,320
She fits the role
523
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,880
Those glasses are really nice
524
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,220
good one
525
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,960
Isn't that the move for impersonating Takeshi-san?
526
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,200
[ Shitara loves that impersonation ]
527
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,340
Her face was twitching
528
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,380
no that's not it
529
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,520
38 degrees
530
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,840
That's the flu!
531
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,920
What the heck was that?
532
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,540
Its a student that's always faking being sick to skip school
533
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,680
for this person
534
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,320
its usually the normal 36 degrees
535
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,320
or so I thought when this happens
536
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,320
You've got the flu
537
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,020
If you could have explained that more it would have been funnier
538
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,300
Could you do that again?
539
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,060
Got it
540
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,020
Like it never happened
541
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,520
Now here is the catchphrase from Yumiki the healthcare sensei
542
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,320
36 degrees again....
543
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,480
38!
544
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,380
That's the flu!
545
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,080
[ Polished it up ]
546
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,700
You added a little extra something to it that time
547
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,580
That was mega mega good
548
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,300
With the explanation it becomes funnier
549
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,020
That was mega mega good Yumiki-san
550
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,540
Now we're going back to the fantasy love confessions
551
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,600
What is the mascot's ideal love confession situation?
552
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,920
uwah~ I wonder what she'll come up with here
553
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,400
And here goes Matsuo
554
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,880
ready start
555
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,680
I just started my dream job of being a mascot character
556
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,100
Today I heard that the boy I like is coming here with a friend
557
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,580
He won't know that I work here but still
558
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,460
maybe he'll recognize me?
559
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,920
There's no way he'd recognize you
560
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,780
kawaii~
561
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,960
Nobody will recognize you in a costume like that
562
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,020
Its different if you could hear her talk
563
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,460
ah the guy is watching her
564
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,400
ahhhh~
565
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,340
But even if you do all that
566
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,240
come on
567
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,280
Why don't you recognize me?
568
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,940
ahhh...she's taking the head off
569
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,400
Did I surprise you?
570
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,160
Today I worked really hard to make sure you have a good time
571
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,640
Next time let's come here together
572
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,720
kawaii~
573
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,060
hai OK
574
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,400
That was cute but
575
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,760
he still didn't recognize you
576
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,880
[ Can't see her face ]
577
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,460
Also if I were part of that theme park's management team
578
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:54,720
Don't you ever take your head off
579
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,120
[ not qualified to be a pro ]
580
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,880
That's the one rule you must follow
581
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,740
Don't take your head off
582
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,940
Next its Kaki
583
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:04,640
What is the ideal love confession from the female detective?
584
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:05,800
ready
585
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,840
dozo
586
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,860
I'm a detective on the metropolitan police department
587
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:13,300
I've arrived with my subordinates at the scene of a hostage situation
588
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,500
The suspect appears to have a gun
589
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,200
and then suddenly new orders come in from above
590
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,400
Kaki-san!
591
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,940
I'm going in!
592
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:23,900
Don't do it!
593
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,520
You're too young for this
594
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,640
I'm going in
595
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,160
But why?
596
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,160
Are you another senpai trying to be a hero!
597
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:31,820
That's not it
598
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,820
You still have a bright future
599
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,860
We always get into arguments at work but
600
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,360
your attitude and passion for this job
601
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,180
is something I've always respected
602
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:44,800
And that's why
603
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,660
I think you can become a great detective
604
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,000
She's gonna die isn't she
605
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,020
This is a dangerous mission so
606
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,560
Let me handle this
607
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:54,320
But still
608
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,100
It'll be fine
609
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,560
since I am a detective
610
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,540
at least let me protect the person that I love
611
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,540
no no no no no no no
612
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,520
Because of that
613
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,500
wait for me here
614
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,060
When I come back we'll go on a date
615
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,920
And she's been shot
616
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,900
[ Anataga Iru Kotode - Uru ]
617
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,500
hai CUT
618
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,500
And now she's dead
619
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:23,400
Kaki
620
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,020
hai
621
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,780
eh you just got shot didn't you?
622
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:29,040
well that could have been my gun firing...
623
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:29,940
Is that so?
624
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:32,800
But once you say all that it has to be you that dies
625
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,960
In my mind
626
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,960
I get shot
627
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,520
and I pass away
628
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,780
And that kicks off the kouhai vengeance storyline
629
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,640
So you did get shot
630
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,800
But you just told your kouhai you loved him
631
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,680
he can't do anything and will feel powerless
632
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,000
He should provide cover fire when senpai barges into the room
633
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,220
He's useless
634
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,800
Kaki this kouhai is useless so you shouldn't date him
635
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,640
[ Don't be his girlfriend ]
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