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Nogizaka Chair Land 2

Chair Land....YAY

With chairs on the line

they'll visit various attractions at Chair Land

Last week they fought hard on 2 attractions but didn't score major points

and they're still a long ways from upgrading their chairs

At this rate 10,000 points seems unlikely

[ Not even at 100 points yet ]

They don't even have 300 points yet

The point rewards are so tiny

There's so little points for each game

not true

Its too soon to be complaining

[ Do not panic ]

However....manager

its all coming up

That's right...I'm the manager

[ Not used to the title ]

Its all coming up

Manager what's the next attraction

onegaishimasu

Here goes

Please score some points

Perfect Chair Darts

This is also a Chair Land Tradition

A member sitting on an office chair will get pushed

at this attraction you score points for where the chair lands

However if you go out of bounds its minus 10 points

Just like last time if you can land on the remote target its worth 1000 points

There's also a target for doubling your current score

which is called the super chance square

You can shift your body to try and steer the chair

but you cannot try and pedal the chair with your legs

What happens if they try to pedal the chair

Instant disqualification

That's instant disqualification

The cameras will be powered off

[ The tv taping will end ]

That's the way it is

I have good news for everybody

Here it is

If 5 people land on this square

5000 points

And then if someone lands here

[ 10000 points are within range ]

Isn't it possible they hit this table?

[ Allowed to bounce off the table for a double ]

If they hit the table at full speed

They'll use this cushion

But manager...barely landing on the square won't count

You can't be slightly on it

[ Strict rules ]

fully on the target

You have to be fully on it

ehh...you're so strict

That's so strict

Well then

I'll try and talk the manager into allowing it

[ Negotiator Shitara Osamu ]

How about if a large portion of the chair lands on the square?

ah like if half the chair is on there

over half

If its over half

They should get points if most of the chair lands on there

ah I get it

Can we apply the same rules to the 1000 point square?

Let's do it with the 1000 point square too

You'll have to do at least that much

manager

[ The generosity ]

arigatou

Can they get big points?

First its the Umezawa & Ogawa pair

Ogawa looks kind of wimpy...you sure about this?

I have the power

[ Interrupts to defend herself ]

What should I do with my legs?

What's your target?

eh what should we aim for?

Just push me down this line

Going for the points then

50....100 points if possible

In front of the 50 point zone

they put a minus 10 point zone there

You ready?

hai

well then.... onegaishimasu

ganbare

ah yabai...yabai

Needed a little more power?

but still

ah but still

hai OK....30 points

[ 30 points scored ]

They're off to a good start with some points

Up next is the Iwamoto & Sugawara pair

Iwamoto do you remember doing this?

I remember

Asuka-san was in the chair

you have to push hard or the chair really won't go anywhere

It was like

it turned into a huge waste of time

[ Wouldn't go that far ]

What's your target?

1000 is an option isn't it

1000 points would be huge

That's huge

Didn't I say I'd give you 1000 points if more than half the chair lands on it?

[ Get rich quick ]

With 1000 points you'll get the really nice chair

But if I miss then it could be minus 10

-10

But there's 3 more turns

It's ok...now's the chance

Let's score big points at the start

here goes

Don't cross this line

Is my aim right?

Iwamoto listen to me

[ Too focused ]

I'm concentrating right now

Last time the chair drifted left

A little this way

She's right...the chair has its own tendencies

This good?

I feel like left would be good

you ready?

ah!

Did I say chair unintentionally?

[ nice word pun ]

here goes

hai

Now then

Aiming for 1000

ganbare ganbare

go go go

Here it is

oh nice

ah the chair changed direction

no this is really hard

minus 10

-10

It turned

but still

that distance was just about right

[ 1000 point distance ]

Up next is the Endo & Ioki pair

Its about time for them to get some major points however

ah they're using new chairs

[ Changed to a new model of chair ]

What will this pairing do?

no but still

We can't afford

to lose anymore points

so we're going straight down the line

If you can get the chair to land on 50 or 100

Its worth a shot

It tends to go left

Last time it did turn left

but the push off is very important

If you're right handed try giving it a strong right handed push at the end

Are you left handed?

I'm left handed

southpaw!

She's a southpaw

[ Miss Southpaw ]

What is manager trying to say?

She's a southpaw

well then

Maybe it'll turn this way for her

You've got this

now then

middle? middle? middle?

Move closer? This ok?

here goes

[ out of bounds ]

That was not good

[ Minus 10 points ]

That chair was too light

There's 2 groups left

Next its the Yumiki & Ikeda pair

backwards style?

sugoi

[ backwards launch ]

Plus at this angle

Going for the one chance double by aiming at the 1000

OH!

As long as it turns that way

Since these chairs make a sharp turn

I'll aim like I'm going for the 1000 but

it'll make a hard turn and land on the double score

50 points would work too

now let's go

Aim for 1000

Yumiki don't cross the line

hai

The manager is watching the foul line closely

[ Adjusting the wheels ]

That's pretty important

well let's get going

go!

ah

ah!

more...more....keep going

go go....whoa

not good...please do not move

That's no good?

More than half of her is on it

Don't we get 40 points?

Her entire body is on the 40

What's the call on this one....manager

Maybe if she had 3 wheels in there but she's only got 2

but but but...

there's only 1 wheel in the minus zone

[ And the complaints begin ]

but but but but....

Looking from above its almost all 40

Indeed if you look from above

hai!

Let's talk about pizza

pizza?

yes

so if you slice up a pizza

1 slice is in the minus zone

we got 2 slices in the 40 zone

There's 2 slices in the other minus zone

[ baka pizza slicing ]

Why did we spend time on that?

If we use the pizza theory then you'd lose the points

[ waste of good pizza ]

Don't give up! You got this!

Indeed if you look from above

If you look from above she's in?

fine then

Give her 40 points

You barely got in....that's a gift

Finally its Kanagawa & Kawasaki

will they get a super score?

Are you aiming for the 1000 or double?

I'm going for 1000

1000

[ Trying to win it all on 1 turn ]

She has a mega strong core

so I think the chair will go straight

[ relying on Kawasaki the figure skater ]

Well she's aiming for 1000

1000

here goes

go

UWAH~

go for it!

go double go....go double go

[ That's a fail ]

no way~

but still

but what?

Its because the table isn't bolted down

[ What's that supposed to mean? ]

Its not about the table being bolted down

we said you were allowed to hit the table

There's nothing we can do about it

But it moved back a millimeter

Obviously it moved back a millimeter

[ meaningless exaggeration ]

However

she's not on it

She was definitely on it

She overshot it

[ provocation land? ]

If the table were bolted down she'd have bounced back to the target

I think so too

There's no way

That argument is not going to work

[ She's not on the square ]

That's not going to work

Not even 1 wheel is in there

But her foot!

ah did you just nudge forward?

What happens when they pedal like that?

Turn off the cameras

[ Calling it quits ]

Nothing will come of this

Her feet are on the target

I've heard enough

[ copyright Tokyo Swindlers ]

And that means -10 points

They were so close that time

eh its over? Its really over?

Is it really over?

Manager

hai

Please give us 1 more chance

They're asking if its really over

Of course its over.....all their challenge attempts are gone

The challenge is over

Chair Land is fun!

I don't want to go home!

I want to play more!

[ shameless begging 46 ]

I want them to say it like they mean it

You're right...say it like you really mean it

This is so fun

We'll try really hard!

[ different ways of showing sincerity ]

Do you think they really mean it?

That's not it

[ Not what they were looking for ]

As long as they have those chairs

they'll never know what true hardship is

you're hugging the chairs?

[ You need to kiss up to the manager right now ]

And with that since this is never going to end

they'll allow a do over

The closest to get to the double were Kanagawa & Kawasaki and its time for revenge

Can they get big points this time?

What are you aiming for?

We're going for 1000

1000 points then

Since it went way left the last time

it probably won't go straight

1000

Aiming for 1000

1000

1000!

Starting today you'll be Sen

[ Yubaba Osamu ]

Aiming for 1000

You pushed too hard last time

If you land on 1000 this place will go crazy

ganbare

so much pressure

We want you to overcome this

You're starting from this area?

The manager is giving out tons of advice

[ Everybody wants to see them win ]

Right now your aim is a little in front of the bleachers

You want to stop right in front of Ichinose and Ikeda

looks legit

Everybody always comes together when playing Chair Land

[ Nogizaka unifying now ]

The miracle 1000

1000

Everybody cheer them on

ganbare~

Well here goes

Can they make a miracle happen?

you got it...you got it

1000

go!

too strong

minus 10 points!

Its like she went over to see her dad

[ Landed in the Osamu zone ]

She visited me upset with getting -10

Is there a manager chance or anything?

Is this about bonus points?

We can discuss points later

[ Too good to pass up ]

There's a better way to go straight

I think that chair will roll straighter

stop right there

When it was your own turn for this...

[ How dare you give out instructions? ]

I thought of something

As far as this Bananaman exhibition....

[ pathetic ]

minus 10 points

wrong wrong wrong wrong

Chair darts is over

Which means they ended up with -10 points

That's really hard

Now for the final attraction

onegaishimasu

Chair Relay Time Attack

Finally its the usual relay

The 1st person sets up 10 chairs to make the course

the 2nd and 3rd person

make a lap around the course sitting on office chairs

and then the final person

collects all the chairs to finish the race

The world record time for this attraction

if they beat the world record time of 59 seconds

they'll score 200 points

We can have 2 teams do this race

so 400 is possible

If that happens you can get these

That's huge

[ Chairs with soft and fluffy cushions ]

But 59 seconds

nobody could beat that time on a past episode

Its quite a fast time

To upgrade chairs they cannot afford to lose this 1st race

These 4 members have been selected

Ume tell them what to do

What's your plan?

Right now we're discussing the lineup

pickup....setup....and who will ride the chairs

The head coach has entered the studio

[ Intense coaching ]

Put the chairs on the 5th square

This is another chance to show team chemistry

ganbare

If you don't beat a time of 59 seconds

those fancy cushioned chairs are all gone

[ They have to break the record ]

This will make you nervous

You sure you want to carry all those chairs now?

ready?

Isn't it better to put them down?

ehh...I can't carry all this

no I can do this

eh in that case

I'd like everybody to tell us their thoughts going into this

[ The sadistic jerk activates ]

well here goes

He said the chair pun twice

[ stressful bad puns ]

well here goes

ready

hurry hurry hurry

hurry hurry hurry hurry

go go go go

now go

ah she's fast

She's moving fast

ganbare ganbare ganbare

she's moving really fast

Ayame ganbare

oh she's fast

nice nice nice

ah hurry hurry

There's more...there's still more chairs

Don't touch her chairs...get all the chairs over the line

FINISH

so fast

Weren't they pretty fast

Did we win?

well

The 1st race didn't produce many mistakes

Were they able to beat the world record of 59 seconds?

The time

Time?

57.82 seconds

That's fast

sugoi

Did they just win these?

You earned them

sugoi sugoi

perfect

mega smooth

That's the fastest time ever

2 seconds faster

I hear that in rehearsal the staff couldn't beat that time

[ really good time ]

The chair setup went really fast

so fast

It was worth having Coach Ume come out

[ Nice call ]

There's still more

you can still get these

We can do it

Coming up....the shocking conclusion

The all important last race

Can these 4 members also beat 59 seconds?

Can't have any mistakes

avoid mistakes

need speed too

That's fast...that's fast

eh what should I do

They're taking this so seriously

[ This is Chair Land ]

Shouldn't you copy what they did on the last run?

yes like that

that's fast fast fast fast fast

They're ready

You're all set?

now then

Here goes

59 seconds

ready

ganbare ganbare

Get it on the way back

oh she's fast

fast fast fast

oh that's good

She's really taking the shortest route

ah doing good

you're doing good

she's fast

KYAAA~

[ GET UP Saku! ]

all the chairs....all the chairs

Ioki has to cross too....hai OK

well?

well?!

The last race was going pretty well

when somehow Endo fell down causing major chaos

What was their final time?

I'm not sure...they started fast

Your time is

1 minute 5 seconds

ahh that's too bad

It was because of the crash

That's why its best to go backwards at an angle

And that means its all settled

Your chairs are confirmed

eh?

eh

one more time....one more time

one more time

[ They've won the Konjac noodle chairs ]

These are your new chairs

What's the matter Endo?

What's up?

[ Is there something you want to say? ]

Manager

hai

She's asking for more though

Why is this? We're almost done here

[ Way too selfish ]

We already saw them cheering like crazy

What is it Endo?

so...uh...it was me

that fell down so....

just give me the pink chair and let them keep their chairs

[ Asking for solo punishment ]

Let's do what she says

[ That's not how it works ]

Out of respect for Endo's feelings

the world record they just set of 57.82 seconds

the 4 best members will have to beat that time to score 200 points

This will be their last chance

Endo is in the lineup?

Since she was so fast

I guess so

hai

OH

And who else?

And with that its Revenge Endo and

the best from the 1st team in the lineup

Isn't Endo under a lot of pressure

there really is

It'll be fine

Endo if only you had gotten up right away

[ Once she gave up it was game over ]

If you fail its best if you just try again

right away

57 seconds

The moment you fail you get the pink cushioned chairs

The pink cushioned chairs are already yours

Now its the final race

they must beat the time of 57.8 seconds

can they make it to the new chairs?

So are you ready?

ganbare

You'll do awesome

It'll be fine

here goes

ready

That's fine

Fix it on the way back

ganbare ganbare

that's fast...everything's ok

go go go go

She's fast

Now Endo

you're doing great

keep going

go go go go

go go go

good stuff! good stuff!

That was a good time

Were they able to set a new world record?

They came together as a team for the last race

What was their time?

well?

good stuff! good stuff!

That was a good time

Now tell us

please let it happen

You all worked really hard

I'm counting on you

5

Its in the 50s

54.16 seconds

They were that fast

That fast

54.16 seconds....which means

they beat the fastest time

[ She's crying ]

Its been awhile since we've seen Endo's tears of joy

Endo you did it

She failed the first time

you must have felt responsible for that loss

Why you crying Endo?

I'm so happy

[ overcome with emotion ]

But you beat 57 seconds

That's an insane new time

sugoi

And that means its a tear filled finish

What did the members win from this last 2 weeks of intense battle?

510 points

[ 510 chair points ]

And that means just as promised

500 points or over gets you this

[ Soft and fluffy cushioned chair GET ]

These are even better than the chairs you're sitting on now

You're getting better chairs

That last team was amazing

yes they were

Kaki was amazing

The chairs that fell over...she shoved those over the line with her feet

Like she had a giant rake

The chairs moved cleanly too somehow

It was kind of amazing...up to now I've never felt such strength

[ Chair zone ]

You emitted some kind of superhuman power

Endo good for you...you were fast though

Endo made no mistakes

She felt all the pressure from crashing the first time

Glad we got her crying on camera

That was good

Its kind of like the final tour date

[ emotional finale ]

The chairs on this show create this much drama

[ Nogizaka46 X Chairs equals infinite drama ]

wonderful

This was great