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Credit: GEES
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DON
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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway
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We are your hosts Bananaman
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yoroshiku onegaishimasu
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And they are Nogizaka-chan
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nice chair~
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I believe they said nice chair
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Today they're wearing their track suits
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Himura-san...onegaishimasu
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Nogizaka Chair Land 2
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The legendary episode where Nogizaka became the most unified group of all time
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Chair Land
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They won fancy chairs following a difficult fight however
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what is the reason this episode has come back after 3 years
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I believe the 5s have never sat in any chairs other than these?
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We have not
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Is that so?
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I can't believe that's true
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[ Ume is stunned ]
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The 1s and 2s always had those old chairs
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Isn't it fine the way it is?
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About that....regarding those chairs
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those chairs are leased
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[ 3 year rental chairs ]
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It was a 3 year lease and the deadline is coming up
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why why why?
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So we didn't buy those?
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Those are leased
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Why didn't you buy them?
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[ not satisfied with a lease ]
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Because of that you'll now have a chance to play Chair Land
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Perhaps the chairs can be upgraded
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[ positive spin on the chair exchange ]
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And with that they'll earn points at the various attractions
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and try to win new chairs on Chair Land 2
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Since this is #2 of a very competitive event
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there will be a guaranteed ridiculous ending
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Welcome to to the wonderful world of Chair Land
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[ Come inside ]
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These are actually pretty fun
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It'll be fun
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Let me introduce the manager of this theme park
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Let's bring him out
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dozo
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hai....domo konnichiwa
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[ Chair Land manager - Yuki Himura ]
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It appears I was also the manager 3 years ago though
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Say a few words....onegaishimasu
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Everybody win some good chairs!
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OHHH~
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They finished it off good
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So what kind of new chairs are we talking about
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With 300 points you can get this chair
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What's this?
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300
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eh?
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Is that sand?
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Why does it look like Konjac?
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We're not trying to make you sit on Konjac noodles
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[ Konjac cushion? ]
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We've used these before
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Unfortunately its this part
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Its rock hard
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its a hard seat
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They'll put a cushion over it for you
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Doesn't that seem like a downgrade?
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That's right
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You'll want something better than that
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And now the 500 point chairs
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Seems slightly better than the chairs they have now
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There's even better ones than these
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There's more cushioning
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Aren't those already deep cushions?
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Those would be great
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That's 500
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And then for 1000 points we have this
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ah! Its got a seat back
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It has back support
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of course its also cushioned
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And then 10,000
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eh 10,000?
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If you can score 10,000 points
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well here it is
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[ dream chair ]
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So they'll put gaming chairs on the bleachers?
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[ shocking imagery ]
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So about this chair
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it goes full horizontal
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But if I see anybody lying down I'm going to call them out
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[ harsh scolding ]
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It would be funny if somebody reclined back the moment a video clip starts
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In the event that they don't even make it to 300 points
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they'll go back to the old school chairs
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Himura-san announce the 1st attraction
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onegaishimasu
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Here it goes
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Questions scattered about...electric chair quiz
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Its a Chair Land tradition
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True or false chair related questions are placed on chairs which they'll have to retrieve and answer
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Each correct answer is worth 5 chair points
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However wrong answers will cause you to get shocked
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First it'll be these 4 members visiting the attraction
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Have all of you experienced the electric chair before?
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I have not
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[ Group of first timers ]
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first timers?
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hai
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Since its a quiz you won't get shocked if you answer right
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These will be Nogizaka related questions so it should be easy for you
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Kubo has done this before
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I have
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Does it hurt to get shocked in those track suits?
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It hurts...it hurts so much
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But even if you get shocked you have to rush back over there for another question
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That's right...there's no time for reaction shots
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[ nobody will be watching ]
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Are you scared Inoue?
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yes I am
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first time with this?
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Its my first time
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I wonder if these track suits will burn and melt
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[ shocking destructive powers ]
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How about Tomisato?
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kowai?
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Its so scary especially with it being my first time
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Doesn't the pain linger for about 5 days?
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[ Currently fear mongering ]
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Its mega painful
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It looks mega painful
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They're so used to it that the power had to be increased
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Last time didn't it launch them into midair
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[ Electric Jumping Joker Crash ]
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Well here goes
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Let's get started
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Questions scattered about Chair Quiz....ready
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Get moving
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It don't matter just go
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over here...over here
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Question
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On today's tv taping
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the first person to enter the studio and sit down
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was Inoue....true or false
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Nobody tell her the answers
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I don't know....
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false
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Is that correct?
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correct answer
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[ The 1st person to sit down was Kubo ]
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This is how the quiz will work
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Question
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On Nogizaka Under Construction
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the most recent scene with
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rice....white rice
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eating that rice on camera during a hit campaign
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was Kaki
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true or false
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false...is that the answer?
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[ The answer is true ]
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Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
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yabai
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Hurry it up
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[ There's no time ]
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no time for reactions
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Question
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She can't even move...
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On today's tv taping there's one person sitting on a chair that's 3cm lower
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and its Tsutsui
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Please don't give her any hints
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go for it
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now then...she says true
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Is that right?
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[ Here is Tsutsui sitting in the opening on an altered 3cm lower chair ]
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next
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hai
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Now Inoue
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hai
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Question
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Please take a look at this picture
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23rd Single [Sing Out!]
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its the album cover
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the person sitting and covered by the question mark
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That person is Kubo....true or false
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true?
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true...is that correct?
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correct
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That was Kubo sitting there
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There's questions like that so don't give out any hints
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hai
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If you give any hints we'll electrocute you later
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[ There will be punishment ]
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Please look at this picture
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The person in this picture with their head hanging off the chair
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is Yoda...true or false
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false
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How about it?
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[ True...from the 2021 class B news episode ]
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That is Yoda
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of course that would be Yoda
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kowai kowai
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not this...
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[ So scared that her legs won't move ]
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Once you feel it its scary
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On the recent Summer Girl Championships
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Summer Girl Championships?
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perhaps you didn't see it?
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The person that won a giant pile of ice cream
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was Kubo....true or false
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false...is that correct?
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[ Tsutsui was the champ ]
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she watched it...she watched it
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I can't take anymore....
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Question
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The [Ohitorisama Tengoku] music video
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featured a set for each members room
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Yumiki's room did not have a chair
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true or false
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false...is that the answer?
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[ True...her room had no chair ]
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Question
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The kanji for chair and the name Inoue Nagi
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those kanji both have the same stroke count
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Now please sit down
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hai false...is that correct?
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[ true...both have 15 strokes ]
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so they are the same
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Both have 15 strokes
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Question
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The most recent person to get the electric chair on Nogizaka Under Construction
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was Kawasaki Sakura
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Prior to today
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true or false
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true...is that the answer?
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[ false...it was Sugawara on the kouhai summoning battle ]
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FINISH
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hai FINISH
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ouch ouch ouch
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NO~
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[ Lots of electric shocks ]
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Let me ask them "Did it hurt?"
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needle!
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[ weapon levels of pain ]
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Tomisato
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The first time I felt it
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You were too scared to go back
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I couldn't do it again
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Inoue?
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It would have been better if I sat directly on it
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How come?
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I was barely on it so it was like....
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it hit just one spot....
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[ A swift kick in the pants ]
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Everybody sit directly on it
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Iwamoto looked unphased
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It hurts but in a massage kind of way
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[ The group that doesn't mind the pain ]
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I've never seen a version of this where reactions go unrewarded
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Inoue Nagi and the kanji for chair
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So its 15
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Both have a 15 stroke count
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You should probably remember that from now on
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understood
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I am Inoue Nagi and my name has the same stroke count as the kanji for chair
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yes....got it
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no need to say all that
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Round 2 of the Chair Quiz
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These 4 members will try it
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And here come the Queens of Electricity
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[ Aya and the Queens of Lightning ]
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You can shoot electricity through them and they won't feel a thing
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Tsutsui have you been shocked before?
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ah I have not
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But you probably want to try it
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I was interested but after watching what just happened
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It doesn't hurt you at all does it
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so far I've been ok
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[ non conductive Ayame ]
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Well how about Ogawa
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I've never done it
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ah you haven't
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Since I won the race we had before
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But the chairs I've been taking for granted up to now
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Do not take these chairs for granted
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The senpais earned those chairs from playing this game
285
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,340
But I truly appreciate these chairs
286
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:44,320
for the future kouhais
287
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,000
I will win chairs for them
288
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,520
Yumiki
289
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,900
you look scared
290
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,280
We should have a skeleton overlay prepared for when she gets shocked
291
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,280
[ Anticipating a funny moment ]
292
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,600
I work on a certain morning show
293
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:03,400
and I take quite a lot of electric shocks
294
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,840
I know the terror
295
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,540
Does the morning show have strong shocks?
296
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:07,780
Its ridiculous
297
00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:09,820
You wouldn't believe its a morning show
298
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,240
[ What are your morning show standards? ]
299
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,340
Shokichi?
300
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,280
I've also taken a lot of shocks on a certain morning show
301
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,120
I survive it somehow using determination
302
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,200
Those 2 are used to getting shocked
303
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,120
Rather than relying on determination just answer correctly
304
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,500
[ There are ways to avoid electrocution ]
305
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:27,660
This part is cruel too
306
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,580
hurry hurry!
307
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,920
[ Not even allowed to react ]
308
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,360
Well let's get started
309
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,080
ready
310
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,460
go!
311
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,400
too slow...too slow...too slow
312
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,300
And here we go
313
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,460
Here's your question
314
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,860
Please take a look at this
315
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:45,300
hai
316
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:49,540
This is the black and white album cover for [Sorezore no Isu]
317
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,300
They're wearing red and blue outfits
318
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:51,820
hai
319
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,500
Did you know that?
320
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,180
I knew that
321
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,220
The members wearing red
322
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,920
are on the left
323
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,960
true or false?
324
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,000
false...is that the answer?
325
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,780
ah that hurts!
326
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,800
next!
327
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,620
wrong answer
328
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,180
She can't even stand up
329
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,340
And the question
330
00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:13,600
please look at this picture
331
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:14,080
hai
332
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,440
Its a scene from the year end party
333
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,520
its a picture from the 2022 year end party
334
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,360
The only person sitting down is
335
00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,640
Ume
336
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,240
true or false
337
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:24,880
hai
338
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:25,860
false
339
00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:26,900
How about it?
340
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,920
correct answer...not Ume
341
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,160
Its actually Iwamoto
342
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,000
yes Iwamoto
343
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,740
Iwamoto in the future try and stand up for those moments
344
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,540
[ bonus victim ]
345
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,040
Question
346
00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:41,400
The difference between ice cream and lacto ice cream
347
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:46,260
is the amount of milk within them
348
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,160
true....is that correct?
349
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,280
ah correct answer
350
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,360
How did she know?
351
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,520
all right!
352
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,560
Now Shokichi
353
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,520
There is a national chair day
354
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,060
Chair day
355
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,220
is on January 4th
356
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,040
true or false
357
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,260
chair day
358
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,240
January 4th
359
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,000
false...is that right?
360
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:15,300
Chair day is April 14th
361
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,720
well that one's obvious
362
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,960
Next question
363
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,860
The Studio Instant Purchase episode from 2022
364
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:23,880
Yoda bought a massage chair
The Studio Instant Purchase episode from 2022
365
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,920
Yoda bought a massage chair
366
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:30,180
The price was less than 500,000 yen
367
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,160
true or false
368
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,160
Was it lower
369
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,100
true or false
370
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,960
go for it
371
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,340
false...is that the answer?
372
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,140
ah good one
373
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,040
eh it cost 580,000 yen
374
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,660
Question
375
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,440
The first episode where electric chairs appeared on Nogizaka Under Construction
376
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,720
was the previous Chair Land episode
377
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,220
true or false
378
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,760
She says false...is that correct?
379
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:55,980
[ True....Chair Land 2021 ]
380
00:13:55,980 --> 00:14:01,300
There's been other versions of electric shocks but the chair first appeared on Chair Land
381
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:03,920
Question
382
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,600
Bananaman also participated and touched cheeks
383
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,160
it was the most powerful shock experiment and among everybody
384
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,660
the only person left standing was Yamashita
385
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,940
ah well that's not right
386
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,720
false...is that correct?
387
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,520
yes correct answer
388
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,540
It was Tsutsui
389
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,820
She totally knew that one
390
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,240
hai
391
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,880
She made it easy for me to take out the question by folding it in
392
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,560
I appreciate it...its so much faster
393
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,000
Shitara-san please hurry
394
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,900
On the previous Chair Land episode
395
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,680
The person that originally complained that she wanted a new chair
396
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,860
was Shiraishi
397
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:33,940
true or false
398
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,020
true....is that the correct answer?
399
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:38,960
That hurts!
400
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,340
wrong answer
401
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,280
AUGH! That hurt!
402
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,580
That was Asuka-chan
403
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,060
AUGH! That hurt!
404
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,480
Question
405
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,540
The previous episode of Chair Land...the game of Connect Four
406
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,100
The members that did battle against Manager Himura
407
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,240
were Hoshino and Seimiya
408
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,100
true or false
409
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,980
she says true...is that correct?
410
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,360
correct answer
411
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,720
good job remembering that one
412
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,240
She made it so easy for me to read this
413
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,460
Question
414
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,580
On the practical joke accomplice gran prix..after sitting on a whoopee cushion
415
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:13,820
The member that said "I'm an idol and idols don't fart"
416
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,300
was Nakanishi
417
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,480
eh I'm not sure
418
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,720
false...is that correct?
419
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,680
uwah sugoi
420
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,200
It was Ichinose that said that
421
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,780
30 seconds left
422
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,620
hey look... its all separated out
423
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,000
hurry!
424
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,120
Question
425
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,940
Please look at this picture
426
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,920
In the middle of watching a video clip
427
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:35,140
it was Kaki sitting in a chair and eating cup ramen
428
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,040
ah hai
429
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,740
true...is that the answer?
430
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,520
wrong answer...not Kaki
431
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,840
That was actually Endo
432
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,340
And here comes Shokichi
433
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,280
Question
434
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,500
On the Class B talent episode it was Yumiki
435
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:54,240
that performed a horrendously long ghost story recital
436
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,060
The on air version was 3 minutes 58 seconds however
437
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:01,400
the uncut version was over 5 minutes
438
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,500
true or false
439
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:06,760
true
440
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,000
true...is that it?
441
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,340
yes correct answer
442
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,460
It was actually 5 minutes and 15 seconds
443
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,460
[ Round 2 - 60 points scored ]
444
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,720
Did the 2 morning show people do ok with this?
445
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,200
no this was different
446
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,800
Its a different category of pain
447
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,860
You can tell the difference in pain
448
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,000
I can tell
449
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:29,180
This show is a pinpointed stabbing
450
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,100
the morning show is more of a deep jolting
451
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,880
Its that different?
452
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,220
You've gained the ability to recognize different shocks
453
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,460
[ shock sisters ]
454
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,220
Here it goes
455
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,680
Feel that booty! Chair booty checking
456
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,380
So this is a new attraction
457
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,460
Didn't have this last time
458
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,360
5 members will become chairs
459
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,820
Its a game where you guess which member sat on your lap based on their booty contact
460
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:58,060
If everybody answers correctly its possible to score 100 big points
461
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,380
How about this one? Can they really tell?
462
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,260
They sure can
463
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,980
They've known each other for so long that they know their butts
464
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,940
Its not like some random old lady is sitting on your lap
465
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,260
[ guessing among friends ]
466
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,260
You can guess it
467
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,980
These 5 members are the chairs and will try to guess who sat on their laps
468
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,560
If you touch them
469
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,480
please don't do anything that gives them a hint
470
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,000
I'll end this show right now if you do that
471
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,920
[ strict adherence to the rules ]
472
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,480
Kubo do you think you can do this?
473
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,300
I think so
474
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,840
She sounds confident
475
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,520
The members I'm close with will sit on my lap
476
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:28,540
You won't get to use her smell since you'll have to keep your nose pinched
The members I'm close with will sit on my lap
477
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,440
You won't get to use her smell since you'll have to keep your nose pinched
478
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,560
But I think I can tell them apart based on their booty alone
479
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,200
And Tamura?
480
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,340
I also have let members sit on my lap
481
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,000
Since it happens often
482
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,980
I feel like I can do this
483
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,940
She can do this
484
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,660
See they do this all the time
485
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,480
This chair booty checking
486
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,080
I have no experience with this so its kind of scary
487
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:50,760
And Kaki?
488
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:54,560
I don't really let members sit on my lap
489
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,600
You haven't?
490
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,840
Its been rare
491
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,320
You won't let members sit there?
492
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,660
eh we sit on each others laps all the time
493
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,540
[ Why does this happen? ]
494
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,980
Plus I can tell when Himura-san sits on my lap
495
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,640
[ of course you would ]
496
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,480
And Ume?
497
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,480
These track suits will make it harder
498
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,500
Don't the track suits make it easier?
499
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,960
I guess so
500
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,600
Are you saying you prefer skin on skin contact?
501
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,280
[ naked exhibition? ]
502
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,820
This will be on tv so you can't go skin on skin
503
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:27,060
I would at least like to be using my bare knees though
504
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,180
Fine we'll let you drop your pants this far
505
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,200
[ Why remove that section of clothing? ]
506
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,340
I'm begging you to stop....this is going to be on tv
507
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,620
Coming up its booty tasting time
508
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:42,720
They'll wear blindfolds but can they remember who is sitting on their lap?
509
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,180
kowai kowai
510
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,240
This is booty tasting time
511
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,840
Please remember whose butt is on you right now
512
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,740
Who is this?
513
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,120
How am I supposed to remember who this is?
514
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:54,680
eh?
515
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,500
who?
516
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,000
who is this?
517
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,940
Well you better remember this feeling
518
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,680
5
519
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,660
4
520
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,620
3
521
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:01,900
2
522
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,140
1
523
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,440
The booty members
524
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,880
please move this way
525
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:14,340
Coming up the members will randomly sit on their laps one by one
526
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,540
Who was that first person on my lap?
527
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,120
This will hopefully jog their memory
528
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,900
ah...not her
529
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:22,640
not her
530
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,180
She says its not her
531
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,580
But she could tell the difference immediately
532
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:36,920
This seems different
533
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,580
not her
534
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,100
This is very entertaining
535
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,900
Next Ioki will sit on their laps
536
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,360
hmmm
537
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,240
Ikeda seems to know what she's looking for
538
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,140
I'd like to see them got those 100 points
539
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,700
I want those points
540
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,580
This show is amazing
541
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,280
[ surreal moments ]
542
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,260
How to even describe this
543
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,320
There's nothing to describe it
544
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,340
hmm?
545
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,720
Next its an Endo booty check
546
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,880
She gives a quick bow before she sits
547
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,440
ah its not her
548
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,000
hmm...definitely not her
549
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,500
They know when its not a match
550
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:43,640
oh
551
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,680
Kaki had a reaction there
552
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,040
It wouldn't be weird for those 3 to be sitting on each others laps
553
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,740
not her...not her...not her
554
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,360
Next they'll verify Inoue's booty
555
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:02,700
She closed her eyes
556
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,840
Its not her...its not her
557
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,460
huh? What was that?
558
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,620
What just happened?
559
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,260
ahh she's nodding
560
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,120
They can actually tell the difference
561
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,840
huh?
562
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,580
wait Nagi got up too fast
563
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:25,720
I want a little more time
564
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,540
Is that ok?
565
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,620
no no no no no no no
566
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:33,380
[ Play is suspended ]
567
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,360
What do you think you're doing?
568
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,920
What just happened?
569
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,040
She got like 5 seconds with the others
570
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,500
but Nagi only gave me like 2 seconds
571
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,600
[ legitimate complaint ]
572
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:44,520
Blew the whistle too soon?
573
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,000
It was a fast whistle
574
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,140
The way you talk scares me
575
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,000
[ The woman that takes everything seriously ]
576
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,620
And then finally its the Ogawa booty check
577
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,720
yabai
578
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,300
hmm...can't be her
579
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,980
She says it can't be her
580
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,480
This is not good...I can't narrow it down
581
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,440
I'm ok
582
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,180
Ume just scowled at you
583
00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:21,700
At this point the 5 of them made their choices based on Kaki and Ikeda's confident decisions
584
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,440
Who will reach the correct answer?
585
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,540
Kaki made up her mind first...are you sure about your answer?
586
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,800
The first time Saku-tan sat down
587
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,900
I thought it felt the same as the 1st time
588
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,420
when the other girls sat down
589
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,120
it didn't feel the same
590
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:35,760
Ikeda too?
591
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:40,260
yes I'm sorry if this is uncomfortable but
592
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:44,700
the flesh and bones I felt on my knees felt like Mao
593
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,440
Well that's how a tasting works
594
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:50,560
I wasn't sure if I had Saku-tan or Nagi
595
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,260
but Kaki seems so sure that I guess I had Nagi
596
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,200
You're right...Nagi and Saku-tan sit the same way
597
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,020
Its very similar
598
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,720
So at first
599
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,280
I was sure it was Saku but
600
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,840
when Aya sat on my lap I had to rethink things
601
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,920
since my first impression was Saku it boosted my confidence
602
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,000
And Mayu?
603
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,760
The both of them have a gentle touch when sitting down
604
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,520
but during the tasting period
605
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,660
it felt more solid
606
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,480
if felt like her entire body weight was there
607
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,620
You just said "tasting period"
608
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:24,480
[ standard household game? ]
609
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,820
During the tasting period
610
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,080
So I thought it was Mao or Saku-tan but
611
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,000
they sounded so confident
612
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,380
Mao and Saku-tan have a similar booty I think
613
00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:40,060
[ booty detective? ]
614
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,220
Ikeda is like some kind of booty sommelier
615
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,320
Coming up....did they identify the correct booty?
616
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,700
In the end only Tamura who had zero confidence
617
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,500
has a chance to get a second sitting from Ioki
618
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,920
eh I feel like Mao isn't the one
619
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,500
eh I can't tell
620
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:04,380
Here are the final guesses from these 5 members
621
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,620
Were they all able to give the correct answer?
622
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,660
How about it?
623
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,960
ah! wrong answer
624
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:12,000
yabai
625
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,500
Let's have the incorrect ones stand up for us
626
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:19,280
If you were picked incorrectly then please stand up
627
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,000
They were way off
628
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,020
And then Kaki
They were way off
629
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,960
And then Kaki
630
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:27,200
she said she had it right and she guessed right
631
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,360
I'm so happy...I knew I was right
632
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:32,340
Ume you narrowed it down to 2 people and they were both wrong
633
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,880
Ikeda guessed wrong too
634
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,700
That's too bad
635
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,300
I'm so happy
636
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,720
I recognized Saku-tan's booty right away
637
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,760
That sounded like a hentai comment
638
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:46,860
Kubo is happy too
639
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,280
Saku often will come and sit on my lap
640
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,580
so I definitely wanted to guess right...I'm so happy
641
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,320
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642
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,220
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