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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway

We are your hosts Bananaman

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And they are Nogizaka-chan

nice chair~

I believe they said nice chair

Today they're wearing their track suits

Himura-san...onegaishimasu

Nogizaka Chair Land 2

The legendary episode where Nogizaka became the most unified group of all time

Chair Land

They won fancy chairs following a difficult fight however

what is the reason this episode has come back after 3 years

I believe the 5s have never sat in any chairs other than these?

We have not

Is that so?

I can't believe that's true

[ Ume is stunned ]

The 1s and 2s always had those old chairs

Isn't it fine the way it is?

About that....regarding those chairs

those chairs are leased

[ 3 year rental chairs ]

It was a 3 year lease and the deadline is coming up

why why why?

So we didn't buy those?

Those are leased

Why didn't you buy them?

[ not satisfied with a lease ]

Because of that you'll now have a chance to play Chair Land

Perhaps the chairs can be upgraded

[ positive spin on the chair exchange ]

And with that they'll earn points at the various attractions

and try to win new chairs on Chair Land 2

Since this is #2 of a very competitive event

there will be a guaranteed ridiculous ending

Welcome to to the wonderful world of Chair Land

[ Come inside ]

These are actually pretty fun

It'll be fun

Let me introduce the manager of this theme park

Let's bring him out

dozo

hai....domo konnichiwa

[ Chair Land manager - Yuki Himura ]

It appears I was also the manager 3 years ago though

Say a few words....onegaishimasu

Everybody win some good chairs!

OHHH~

They finished it off good

So what kind of new chairs are we talking about

With 300 points you can get this chair

What's this?

300

eh?

Is that sand?

Why does it look like Konjac?

We're not trying to make you sit on Konjac noodles

[ Konjac cushion? ]

We've used these before

Unfortunately its this part

Its rock hard

its a hard seat

They'll put a cushion over it for you

Doesn't that seem like a downgrade?

That's right

You'll want something better than that

And now the 500 point chairs

Seems slightly better than the chairs they have now

There's even better ones than these

There's more cushioning

Aren't those already deep cushions?

Those would be great

That's 500

And then for 1000 points we have this

ah! Its got a seat back

It has back support

of course its also cushioned

And then 10,000

eh 10,000?

If you can score 10,000 points

well here it is

[ dream chair ]

So they'll put gaming chairs on the bleachers?

[ shocking imagery ]

So about this chair

it goes full horizontal

But if I see anybody lying down I'm going to call them out

[ harsh scolding ]

It would be funny if somebody reclined back the moment a video clip starts

In the event that they don't even make it to 300 points

they'll go back to the old school chairs

Himura-san announce the 1st attraction

onegaishimasu

Here it goes

Questions scattered about...electric chair quiz

Its a Chair Land tradition

True or false chair related questions are placed on chairs which they'll have to retrieve and answer

Each correct answer is worth 5 chair points

However wrong answers will cause you to get shocked

First it'll be these 4 members visiting the attraction

Have all of you experienced the electric chair before?

I have not

[ Group of first timers ]

first timers?

hai

Since its a quiz you won't get shocked if you answer right

These will be Nogizaka related questions so it should be easy for you

Kubo has done this before

I have

Does it hurt to get shocked in those track suits?

It hurts...it hurts so much

But even if you get shocked you have to rush back over there for another question

That's right...there's no time for reaction shots

[ nobody will be watching ]

Are you scared Inoue?

yes I am

first time with this?

Its my first time

I wonder if these track suits will burn and melt

[ shocking destructive powers ]

How about Tomisato?

kowai?

Its so scary especially with it being my first time

Doesn't the pain linger for about 5 days?

[ Currently fear mongering ]

Its mega painful

It looks mega painful

They're so used to it that the power had to be increased

Last time didn't it launch them into midair

[ Electric Jumping Joker Crash ]

Well here goes

Let's get started

Questions scattered about Chair Quiz....ready

Get moving

It don't matter just go

over here...over here

Question

On today's tv taping

the first person to enter the studio and sit down

was Inoue....true or false

Nobody tell her the answers

I don't know....

false

Is that correct?

correct answer

[ The 1st person to sit down was Kubo ]

This is how the quiz will work

Question

On Nogizaka Under Construction

the most recent scene with

rice....white rice

eating that rice on camera during a hit campaign

was Kaki

true or false

false...is that the answer?

[ The answer is true ]

Does it hurt? Does it hurt?

yabai

Hurry it up

[ There's no time ]

no time for reactions

Question

She can't even move...

On today's tv taping there's one person sitting on a chair that's 3cm lower

and its Tsutsui

Please don't give her any hints

go for it

now then...she says true

Is that right?

[ Here is Tsutsui sitting in the opening on an altered 3cm lower chair ]

next

hai

Now Inoue

hai

Question

Please take a look at this picture

23rd Single [Sing Out!]

its the album cover

the person sitting and covered by the question mark

That person is Kubo....true or false

true?

true...is that correct?

correct

That was Kubo sitting there

There's questions like that so don't give out any hints

hai

If you give any hints we'll electrocute you later

[ There will be punishment ]

Please look at this picture

The person in this picture with their head hanging off the chair

is Yoda...true or false

false

How about it?

[ True...from the 2021 class B news episode ]

That is Yoda

of course that would be Yoda

kowai kowai

not this...

[ So scared that her legs won't move ]

Once you feel it its scary

On the recent Summer Girl Championships

Summer Girl Championships?

perhaps you didn't see it?

The person that won a giant pile of ice cream

was Kubo....true or false

false...is that correct?

[ Tsutsui was the champ ]

she watched it...she watched it

I can't take anymore....

Question

The [Ohitorisama Tengoku] music video

featured a set for each members room

Yumiki's room did not have a chair

true or false

false...is that the answer?

[ True...her room had no chair ]

Question

The kanji for chair and the name Inoue Nagi

those kanji both have the same stroke count

Now please sit down

hai false...is that correct?

[ true...both have 15 strokes ]

so they are the same

Both have 15 strokes

Question

The most recent person to get the electric chair on Nogizaka Under Construction

was Kawasaki Sakura

Prior to today

true or false

true...is that the answer?

[ false...it was Sugawara on the kouhai summoning battle ]

FINISH

hai FINISH

ouch ouch ouch

NO~

[ Lots of electric shocks ]

Let me ask them "Did it hurt?"

needle!

[ weapon levels of pain ]

Tomisato

The first time I felt it

You were too scared to go back

I couldn't do it again

Inoue?

It would have been better if I sat directly on it

How come?

I was barely on it so it was like....

it hit just one spot....

[ A swift kick in the pants ]

Everybody sit directly on it

Iwamoto looked unphased

It hurts but in a massage kind of way

[ The group that doesn't mind the pain ]

I've never seen a version of this where reactions go unrewarded

Inoue Nagi and the kanji for chair

So its 15

Both have a 15 stroke count

You should probably remember that from now on

understood

I am Inoue Nagi and my name has the same stroke count as the kanji for chair

yes....got it

no need to say all that

Round 2 of the Chair Quiz

These 4 members will try it

And here come the Queens of Electricity

[ Aya and the Queens of Lightning ]

You can shoot electricity through them and they won't feel a thing

Tsutsui have you been shocked before?

ah I have not

But you probably want to try it

I was interested but after watching what just happened

It doesn't hurt you at all does it

so far I've been ok

[ non conductive Ayame ]

Well how about Ogawa

I've never done it

ah you haven't

Since I won the race we had before

But the chairs I've been taking for granted up to now

Do not take these chairs for granted

The senpais earned those chairs from playing this game

But I truly appreciate these chairs

for the future kouhais

I will win chairs for them

Yumiki

you look scared

We should have a skeleton overlay prepared for when she gets shocked

[ Anticipating a funny moment ]

I work on a certain morning show

and I take quite a lot of electric shocks

I know the terror

Does the morning show have strong shocks?

Its ridiculous

You wouldn't believe its a morning show

[ What are your morning show standards? ]

Shokichi?

I've also taken a lot of shocks on a certain morning show

I survive it somehow using determination

Those 2 are used to getting shocked

Rather than relying on determination just answer correctly

[ There are ways to avoid electrocution ]

This part is cruel too

hurry hurry!

[ Not even allowed to react ]

Well let's get started

ready

go!

too slow...too slow...too slow

And here we go

Here's your question

Please take a look at this

hai

This is the black and white album cover for [Sorezore no Isu]

They're wearing red and blue outfits

hai

Did you know that?

I knew that

The members wearing red

are on the left

true or false?

false...is that the answer?

ah that hurts!

next!

wrong answer

She can't even stand up

And the question

please look at this picture

hai

Its a scene from the year end party

its a picture from the 2022 year end party

The only person sitting down is

Ume

true or false

hai

false

How about it?

correct answer...not Ume

Its actually Iwamoto

yes Iwamoto

Iwamoto in the future try and stand up for those moments

[ bonus victim ]

Question

The difference between ice cream and lacto ice cream

is the amount of milk within them

true....is that correct?

ah correct answer

How did she know?

all right!

Now Shokichi

There is a national chair day

Chair day

is on January 4th

true or false

chair day

January 4th

false...is that right?

Chair day is April 14th

well that one's obvious

Next question

The Studio Instant Purchase episode from 2022

Yoda bought a massage chair The Studio Instant Purchase episode from 2022

Yoda bought a massage chair

The price was less than 500,000 yen

true or false

Was it lower

true or false

go for it

false...is that the answer?

ah good one

eh it cost 580,000 yen

Question

The first episode where electric chairs appeared on Nogizaka Under Construction

was the previous Chair Land episode

true or false

She says false...is that correct?

[ True....Chair Land 2021 ]

There's been other versions of electric shocks but the chair first appeared on Chair Land

Question

Bananaman also participated and touched cheeks

it was the most powerful shock experiment and among everybody

the only person left standing was Yamashita

ah well that's not right

false...is that correct?

yes correct answer

It was Tsutsui

She totally knew that one

hai

She made it easy for me to take out the question by folding it in

I appreciate it...its so much faster

Shitara-san please hurry

On the previous Chair Land episode

The person that originally complained that she wanted a new chair

was Shiraishi

true or false

true....is that the correct answer?

That hurts!

wrong answer

AUGH! That hurt!

That was Asuka-chan

AUGH! That hurt!

Question

The previous episode of Chair Land...the game of Connect Four

The members that did battle against Manager Himura

were Hoshino and Seimiya

true or false

she says true...is that correct?

correct answer

good job remembering that one

She made it so easy for me to read this

Question

On the practical joke accomplice gran prix..after sitting on a whoopee cushion

The member that said "I'm an idol and idols don't fart"

was Nakanishi

eh I'm not sure

false...is that correct?

uwah sugoi

It was Ichinose that said that

30 seconds left

hey look... its all separated out

hurry!

Question

Please look at this picture

In the middle of watching a video clip

it was Kaki sitting in a chair and eating cup ramen

ah hai

true...is that the answer?

wrong answer...not Kaki

That was actually Endo

And here comes Shokichi

Question

On the Class B talent episode it was Yumiki

that performed a horrendously long ghost story recital

The on air version was 3 minutes 58 seconds however

the uncut version was over 5 minutes

true or false

true

true...is that it?

yes correct answer

It was actually 5 minutes and 15 seconds

[ Round 2 - 60 points scored ]

Did the 2 morning show people do ok with this?

no this was different

Its a different category of pain

You can tell the difference in pain

I can tell

This show is a pinpointed stabbing

the morning show is more of a deep jolting

Its that different?

You've gained the ability to recognize different shocks

[ shock sisters ]

Here it goes

Feel that booty! Chair booty checking

So this is a new attraction

Didn't have this last time

5 members will become chairs

Its a game where you guess which member sat on your lap based on their booty contact

If everybody answers correctly its possible to score 100 big points

How about this one? Can they really tell?

They sure can

They've known each other for so long that they know their butts

Its not like some random old lady is sitting on your lap

[ guessing among friends ]

You can guess it

These 5 members are the chairs and will try to guess who sat on their laps

If you touch them

please don't do anything that gives them a hint

I'll end this show right now if you do that

[ strict adherence to the rules ]

Kubo do you think you can do this?

I think so

She sounds confident

The members I'm close with will sit on my lap

You won't get to use her smell since you'll have to keep your nose pinched The members I'm close with will sit on my lap

You won't get to use her smell since you'll have to keep your nose pinched

But I think I can tell them apart based on their booty alone

And Tamura?

I also have let members sit on my lap

Since it happens often

I feel like I can do this

She can do this

See they do this all the time

This chair booty checking

I have no experience with this so its kind of scary

And Kaki?

I don't really let members sit on my lap

You haven't?

Its been rare

You won't let members sit there?

eh we sit on each others laps all the time

[ Why does this happen? ]

Plus I can tell when Himura-san sits on my lap

[ of course you would ]

And Ume?

These track suits will make it harder

Don't the track suits make it easier?

I guess so

Are you saying you prefer skin on skin contact?

[ naked exhibition? ]

This will be on tv so you can't go skin on skin

I would at least like to be using my bare knees though

Fine we'll let you drop your pants this far

[ Why remove that section of clothing? ]

I'm begging you to stop....this is going to be on tv

Coming up its booty tasting time

They'll wear blindfolds but can they remember who is sitting on their lap?

kowai kowai

This is booty tasting time

Please remember whose butt is on you right now

Who is this?

How am I supposed to remember who this is?

eh?

who?

who is this?

Well you better remember this feeling

5

4

3

2

1

The booty members

please move this way

Coming up the members will randomly sit on their laps one by one

Who was that first person on my lap?

This will hopefully jog their memory

ah...not her

not her

She says its not her

But she could tell the difference immediately

This seems different

not her

This is very entertaining

Next Ioki will sit on their laps

hmmm

Ikeda seems to know what she's looking for

I'd like to see them got those 100 points

I want those points

This show is amazing

[ surreal moments ]

How to even describe this

There's nothing to describe it

hmm?

Next its an Endo booty check

She gives a quick bow before she sits

ah its not her

hmm...definitely not her

They know when its not a match

oh

Kaki had a reaction there

It wouldn't be weird for those 3 to be sitting on each others laps

not her...not her...not her

Next they'll verify Inoue's booty

She closed her eyes

Its not her...its not her

huh? What was that?

What just happened?

ahh she's nodding

They can actually tell the difference

huh?

wait Nagi got up too fast

I want a little more time

Is that ok?

no no no no no no no

[ Play is suspended ]

What do you think you're doing?

What just happened?

She got like 5 seconds with the others

but Nagi only gave me like 2 seconds

[ legitimate complaint ]

Blew the whistle too soon?

It was a fast whistle

The way you talk scares me

[ The woman that takes everything seriously ]

And then finally its the Ogawa booty check

yabai

hmm...can't be her

She says it can't be her

This is not good...I can't narrow it down

I'm ok

Ume just scowled at you

At this point the 5 of them made their choices based on Kaki and Ikeda's confident decisions

Who will reach the correct answer?

Kaki made up her mind first...are you sure about your answer?

The first time Saku-tan sat down

I thought it felt the same as the 1st time

when the other girls sat down

it didn't feel the same

Ikeda too?

yes I'm sorry if this is uncomfortable but

the flesh and bones I felt on my knees felt like Mao

Well that's how a tasting works

I wasn't sure if I had Saku-tan or Nagi

but Kaki seems so sure that I guess I had Nagi

You're right...Nagi and Saku-tan sit the same way

Its very similar

So at first

I was sure it was Saku but

when Aya sat on my lap I had to rethink things

since my first impression was Saku it boosted my confidence

And Mayu?

The both of them have a gentle touch when sitting down

but during the tasting period

it felt more solid

if felt like her entire body weight was there

You just said "tasting period"

[ standard household game? ]

During the tasting period

So I thought it was Mao or Saku-tan but

they sounded so confident

Mao and Saku-tan have a similar booty I think

[ booty detective? ]

Ikeda is like some kind of booty sommelier

Coming up....did they identify the correct booty?

In the end only Tamura who had zero confidence

has a chance to get a second sitting from Ioki

eh I feel like Mao isn't the one

eh I can't tell

Here are the final guesses from these 5 members

Were they all able to give the correct answer?

How about it?

ah! wrong answer

yabai

Let's have the incorrect ones stand up for us

If you were picked incorrectly then please stand up

They were way off

And then Kaki They were way off

And then Kaki

she said she had it right and she guessed right

I'm so happy...I knew I was right

Ume you narrowed it down to 2 people and they were both wrong

Ikeda guessed wrong too

That's too bad

I'm so happy

I recognized Saku-tan's booty right away

That sounded like a hentai comment

Kubo is happy too

Saku often will come and sit on my lap

so I definitely wanted to guess right...I'm so happy

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