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SUGAR BABY

If I focus on what is wrong,
I'll be wrong.

Remember,
the mind comes before the body.

I can feel my ego growing up.

The phone.

You can get everything you want.

The phone!

Yes, Mum, I heard.

Your time has come!

Hello.

Yes, it's me.

Ah, good.

And when would you
like to come pick it up?

Yes, in the morning.

Yes, sure.

See you tomorrow.

Have a nice day.

The pigeons came back.

No, Mum.

I have to get changed, it's late.

[Song playing]

[Song continues]

Armando.

Armando.

Look what I found.

What is that?

Cinderella. We bought it at Eurodisney.
Remember?

No.

Don't you remember our holiday in Paris?

I remember Eurodisney but not that.

Where is the bait?

Down there.

Hurry up, I have an urgent appointment.

Okay.

I see that you recently attended one of
my Power & Motivational Fitness courses.

Yes, sure it was very useful.

I also bought the DVD.

"The mind comes before the body."

And before the mind?

Motivation.

Yes.

First you have to believe in it.

Always.

Do you believe in it, Laura?

Yes, of course.

You have to
if you want to be successful.

Success?

Do you achieve success
by sweat and toil?

Yes.

No.

Just the opposite.

With Power & Motivation, you achieve
success easily fast and with fun.

You have experience
as a fitness teacher, but I'm sorry,

your ego has yet to muscle-up
to become a giant.

You have to believe more in it, Laura...

starting now.

Leo sent me the photos.

This is before he got his eyebrows done

and this is after.

What an idiot.

Look who is our friend's boyfriend.

He's just texted you.

He's done at the beautician. He's coming.

But it's early.

Yes, but he is coming.

I can't go. I got to get home.

Are you okay?

Yes, sure.

Is she alive?

I told her not to take all those pills.

What do I do now?

Is she alive?

No.

She's dead.

Come on, Mum, take your medicine.

I don't want to.

Come on, it's always the same story.

I don't want it.

And you? You aren't talking today.

I'm eating.

Are you looking for a job?

Yes.

Where? When?

It's been six months
since you got a diploma.

-I know.
-And so?

This is an interrogation.

Did you notice I haven't been
asking you for anything anymore.

Oh, really?

And who feeds you then?

I'll stop eating then

pigeons.

I sold the car.

What?

They're giving us 6,000 Euros.
I can't refuse.

Good job.

You have to grow up, Matilde.

You have to grow up.

At your age,
I was working and paying the rent.

But you are always
staring at that fucking computer.

You're so pathetic!

How was your day?

As usual stressful but good.

Look what I found.

What the hell is this?

Are you crazy?

We bought it at Eurodisney for Armando.

That's true.

So you're a nice guy, aren't you?

Bastard!

Hello.

Hello.

I would like Magnesium Supreme
in powder form.

Why do you need it?

As a supplement.

Magnesium deficiency is rare

caused mainly by a deficit
with few symptoms clear, no?

Yes, but...

I suggest a galenic preparation
of our own formulation

composed of magnesium carbonate
and potassium.

Riccardo, please take
the customer's request.

You'll find it in the back.

Sure, I'll go get it.

Do you need anything else?

No, thanks.

Is everything okay?

Congratulations,
the car is in excellent condition.

Duettos are indestructible.

Did you know
that it's prohibited to call it that?

When it came out,
they held a contest to name it.

The man who proposed Duetto and won
was inspired by a snack of the time...

what are you doing?

I'm looking up where
Magnesium Supreme powder is.

I thought I already told you,
don't ever use this computer

unless I ask you to.

Never

never right.

Magnesium is in
the third drawer from the bottom.

I'm sorry, I'll go get it.

It's the pigeons' fault.

No, grandma, it's our fault.

It's Mother's fault.

Once the pigeons travelled,

now with the phone
they're no longer good for anything.

Good.

Are you crazy, Mati?

You could hurt someone!

What? Now you smoke?

I need that money.

Why did you need it?

I don't have time.

Time for what?

The house was foreclosed
more than a year ago.

Unless we pay up the mortgage,
the house will be auctioned off.

If I don't act fast,
they'll take it away from us.

Do you understand now?

I'm going, see you later.

Actually I'll see you tomorrow.

The Di Fonsos asked for a favour
so I took a night shift.

Again?

It is the second time this week.

It's not a problem.
I don't sleep much anyways.

But you forgot
that Armando is leaving tonight.

I didn't forget.

So you just don't care.

Yesterday we spent
some quality time together.

You can't make this kind of money

without sacrificing something
once in a while.

Do you think it is all because of you?

If you want, I can stay tonight.

What?

I can stay.

Are you sure? You've been here all day.

No problem. I'll stay happily.

See you.

Hi, I'm Doctor Faleo.

I cancelled my shift, do not come.

I'll call you later.

He offers an alternative landscape.

Not the usual landscape
that we're used to seeing.

Here you are,
maybe now you'll stop doing crazy shit.

...a great scholar
of the universe and planets

and often he imagines
settings in other dimensions.

Where did your mother end up?

She went to the bathroom.

Take that, put it in your pocket.

I already have the money, Dad.

They're are a little extra.

Spend it on something beautiful.

Are we eating?

No, Mum, we already ate.

But I'm still hungry.

Where did you get all that money?

Why? Isn't it enough?

No.

How much do you owe them?

Twenty-seven thousand euros.

So you have to do it too.

What?

Undress.

I'll make you an account.

You undress, they look at you
and you earn money, that's how I do it.

Are you insane?

Armando has landed.

He sounded happy.

That's good.

I was thinking of going to the pharmacy.

Now?

It's Riccardo's first time on night shift.

What can happen?

He has two degrees and he's 40,
I don't think he'll blow up the pharmacy.

You're right.

I'll stay here a bit longer,
then I'll join you.

Good evening.

Good evening, doctor.

How can I help you?

I have an itch down there...

and I can't resist the urge to scratch.

I believe you mean
an anal itching right?

Yes, doctor,
I have a very bad anal itching.

I would avoid
the usual medicated powders

and target the causes
with galenic preparations.

The Pruritus Ani is not a diagnosis
but a symptom.

Do you understand?

Yes, doctor.

Talk Latin, doctor, it turns me on.

Then I want you to take
the longest and hardest thing you have

and stick it inside me.

What are you doing, miss?

I'm all wet.

They'll arrest you like that.

Yeah, let's get arrested
and have a gangbang.

With other men around...

I don't feel comfortable.

Okay, then let me in
and we'll fuck on the counter.

Better not.

I can't.

What's the matter?
Are you out of Viagra?

I'll take care of that.

I'll blow you like last week
you swooned with pleasure.

Last week?

Miss, I'm afraid
there's a misunderstanding.

Dr Faleo had to leave abruptly.
I'm replacing him.

Fuck! He could have called!

What did you say?

Shit!

Are you sure you don't wanna fuck?

Ah, no thanks I'll pass.

Madam! I beg your pardon.

Laura Crescenzi?

It's me.

Notification from the court.

The date for the sale of your house
has been established.

Sign, please.

Here.

This is for you.

The pen, please.

Thank you.

Good bye.

Who was it?

They've set the auction

in a fortnight. The first one.

Why? Would there be more than one?

They'll continue
lowering the price each time.

Until they sell the house.

Let's do that thing.

The economic storm
deluging our country continues.

The rejection by the European
Commission on the slippage

compared to the stability pact
certainly did not have a positive effect

on the Milan Stock Exchange.

I have to stop listening to the radio.

Get ready, I'm coming.

What should I play?

La Traviata, it's his favourite.

I don't know if I should
tell him about last night.

No, don't tell him.

Are you sure we never played
Siamese twins with him?

Welcome!

Do you like our new game?

I don't think so.

We'll find out soon.

You get out of there.

Get under her skin
and warm her up real good.

Weren't you dead?

I came back to life

thanks to a special medicine.

You were not available,

so I got someone else to give it to me.

And who did?

No, I was joking.

You are my special medicine.

What did you do last night?

Nothing.

I got ready to meet you,
then I saw your message.

Do you know what game is this?

The "Truth game".

And you don't know
how to play this game.

Do you know why?

Because you can't lie.

Can you tell me what am I supposed to do
with a whore who can't lie?

After a day of work,
you just wanna have fun.

And you end up
with a whore who can't lie.

Stop right now! Sit!

I swear I didn't even see his face.

What did you say to him?

What the fuck
did you say to that dumbass?

I told him...

I told him I went to get some medicines.

What medicines?

Who's she?

She's a dancer,
she's staying here for a few days

because she's doing a performance...

I don't want to see you anymore.

Never.

If you see me on the street, walk on by!

Think that they can't touch you.

But you really do undress.

These are lowlife people.

It's as if you aren't really you.

In fact stop it.

Never mind. Please, I can't.

Mum!

If I would do it to go to college
and live alone,

we might as well do it
to keep our house.

The house is not your problem.

Keep the money.

I'll manage...

as usual.

Yeah, right.

So we're almost done.

Your nickname is...

Tanta Vulva.

Thank you. Nice name!

You need a nickname with a bang.

Sure.

Who is watching this stuff?

Everybody, Mum.

Old men, kids, everyone.

Last week I think I caught Don Fulvio.

No way!

He told me he'd pass by
to bless the house.

Amen!

How did it go?

Not many customers came by
but it went well.

I don't doubt it.

By the way,
this arrived earlier for you by courier.

Do you know what's inside?

No idea.

Roots of Calluna Vulgaris.

They were once used
against intestinal inflammations.

No one wants it anymore.

I'm the only one who orders it,

'cause I'm nostalgic.

Yes.

I've always had a passion for plants.

When I was young I wanted
to work in a botanical garden,

then I came here

to study yellow romules,

small flowers that grew endemic
on these beaches.

Then they disappeared

and I put down roots.

Contraria contrariis curantur,
it's clear.

Was it love
that made you change your mind?

I loved plants.

But I didn't want to stay broke.

These people are crazy.

I thought it was only undressing.

When they exaggerate, you can refuse

or drag your feet.

You're paid by the minute.

Okay.

They asked me to pee in a glass.
I can't.

Of course it's harder for you.

I'm seldom asked to do weird things,

but you're a MILF.

What is a MILF?

Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

A woman who's not too young, but...

still sexually active.

They want everything
from people like you.

Hi, Fausta.

Already settled in?

Sure.

I miss him too.

You know what?

We'll do dinner at Franco's.
What do you say?

It's been a while.

So I'll pick you up at eight.

Bye.

Oh my god! How do I stop it?

Do you want some?

No, thanks I had enough.

Listen, I was thinking...

I'd like to re-paint
the pharmacy's woodwork.

Why?

It's all ruined and furthermore,
it's too dark.

You're the one who wanted it dark.

That was Dad.

I'd like it lighter.

Brighter.

If you want it lighter, do it.
No problem.

You know what? We're lucky.

We've come to an age
that permits us to relax.

Money is not a problem.

We can truly enjoy our time together.

Do you want coffee?

Coffee? I'm eating vegetables!

I'm tired and not hungry anymore.

Waiter?

Yes, sir?

-A coffee please.
-Sure, coming up.

Yes, come on! Squeeze them!

Yes!

Good girl!

Yes!

Just like that!

Yes!

More.

Yes!

Good girl!

Pinch and...

lick your nipples.

Like that.

Good girl. Squeeze it.

Now put it in your mouth and suck!

I wanna see it turn turgid as an olive.

You're good, Matilde!

Really good.

Leo?

Hey!

Don't you wanna say hi to your friend?

Don't be shy come on!

Well, hello.

I can't believe it.

Didn't I tell you?

So explain how you found out.

Take that glass.

Stop it,
you're gonna pour the water out.

Come on.

Please drink it.

If we lose the house, what do we do?

Grandma?

We won't lose it.

And if we lose it?

I don't know.

We'll rent a house.

And we put her in a nursing home.

Nursing homes are expensive.

There must be protocols
for those who can't pay.

You don't know, do you?

She never knows.

What do you want from me?

Can you tell me what do you want?

I'm tired!

I can't do it anymore.

Here they are!

The pigeons take everything
away with them.

It will change!

How, grandma?

When new things happen,

it's because you do new things.

Are you done?

Just a few minutes more.

I'm cracking through hidden serial codes

and I had to change the IP via a proxy.

Do you understand?

Not at all,
but I realise you're saving me money

and that's what matters.

Since I'm here, I may as well install
a programme to navigate the deep web.

No, what's that?

It's the hidden part of the internet,

not indexed by standard search engines.

Leave it alone, I'm in a hurry.

I'm telling you because it can be useful.

I use it to search
for galenic formulations

that are impossible to find
anywhere else.

It's completely anonymous.

And you can find anything you want.

Absolutely everything.

Do you understand?

I don't like when people make fun of me.

Do YOU understand?

If it doesn't take long,
install that thing.

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[Scegli la sposa continues]

[Scegli la sposa continues]

Mum...

Mum.

I'll start again immediately.

I went to a nursing home
to get some info.

You have to fill out a form
on our income

and send it to the local health service.

Does it cost something?

Yes

we can use grandma's pension.

What are you saying?

We need grandma's pension.

How could we live without it?

You'll see tomorrow,
I'll do double shift.

Don't bother, you earned ten euros.

We're not going anywhere like that.

Maybe I've found a solution.

I'm virgin.

I'm organising an online auction
to sell my virginity.

Bullshit!

It's not bullshit, it's a solution!

No, it isn't.

Then you find one.

How is your mother?

Fine. Thanks.

-And is your pretty daughter at home?
-Yes.

I mean no.

She went out to look for a job.

You know it's not an easy time for us.

It's a hard time...

for everyone.

When I go bless people's homes,

and in church as well,

all I hear is desolation.

Sadness.

But with the Lord's help,
this crisis will pass.

Let's pray.

Our Lord Jesus Christ,

who begged your Apostles
to ask for peace,

on the people who lived
in the homes they walked in,

sanctify this home through
our trusting prayer.

May salvation come to the house

for their good deeds.

So when the time comes,

they'll be accepted into heaven.

I ask you this in the name
of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Amen.

I'm sorry I can't give more than this.

The important thing is to give.

Try coming to church more often.

I say it especially for your daughter.

In a time like that,
hearing the word of god is essential.

Please.

I prepared the ad.

I want you to read it
and tell me if it's okay.

So I can upload it on the deep web.

Read it aloud.

"Young nymph

is auctioning

her virginity.

For 18 years, I grew...

my flesh flower,

caressing it gently,

and bathing it with...

with warmth.

Now...

I've decided to offer it

to the one who craves it the most.

Give yourself the most memorable
day of your life.

Penetrate into your deepest desire

and we'll do it for 24 hours,

as many times as you want."

"...I want to discover
all the secrets of your body...

and of your soul

and live heavenly moments with you.

Make your offer and we'll see

if you are the chosen one."

A couple of offers already arrived.

A girl in the States
made a million dollars doing this.

Anyway, the first time always
happens with the wrong person.

My first time was in Sicily.

It wasn't your dad.

It was someone I liked a lot.

I was in love.

Are you in love, Mati?

Maybe.

And with whom?

A guy I met on the internet.

And is he good looking?

I've never seen him.

Excuse me, I need my powder.

I'm late.

Relax, Riccardo is opening.

You know, I was thinking,

maybe you're right,
we can hire him full-time.

How come you changed your mind?

In the end, he's a smart guy.

He knows a lot of stuff

and he takes care
of all the computer-related things.

Fausta?

Madam.

That little piece of shit!

"I'll be your Cicero of pleasure.

But I have to see you first.

I'm sending you my personal username."

Matilde.

Yes, it's me.

Come closer, let me see you.

You're not screwing me over, are you?

What do you mean? No.

I mean that you're over 18,

and it's all true.

I'm over 18, everything's true.

I've never done anything so exciting.

Yes, but first
I need the auction to be closed.

I'm offering you 10,000 euros.

I'm sorry it doesn't work like that.

Then I offer you more.

I want to meet you.

Make your offer.

If no one else comes forward
within 24 hours, then we'll meet.

Where do you live?

Rome.

You're so beautiful.

-Where is the money?
-What money?

Where did you put it?

I can't find it anymore.

Where did I put it?

Where the fuck did I put it?

Mummy.

-Shit.
-Mum...

Mum, stop it.

-Have you taken it?
-No, I haven't.

-Calm down. Stop!
-What do you need it for?

I need to buy a gun.

I will rob a bank.

Stop it now, just calm down. Okay?

And take a seat.

You're not telling me what to do

sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Yes, sure.

Ah, Innocenzi just called me.

He said there's a Fazer meeting in Rome.

I didn't answer yet

but I think I'm supposed to go there.

It's just one day.

I'll come back tomorrow morning.

You can organise a Buraco night
with Marta and Irene, can't you?

Okay. Bye then.

NEW BID FOR YOU!

Yes, that's a good product but it
takes time for it to start working.

If you want something faster,
you can choose this one.

You just apply it,
no need to wash it off.

It's a very good product.

Please have a look.

Ernesto,

have you heard anything?

About what?

The Fazer's meeting, Ernesto.

Oh yes, when I know I'll let you know.

-I have my friends tonight.
-You did well.

Actually, I'll immediately
get in touch with Innocenzi.

Would you like that one?

That will be 11.90, please.

Too many spiders in your deep web!

Magnus pisces manducare pesciculum.

Understand?

No, not at all.

The modern portfolio theory tells us

the risk/return ratio is proportional
to the amount of money invested.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Hi.

These beggars continually petty-raising
the bid are bothering me.

Let's make it 35.

Thirty-five?

35,000 euros.

But you have to close the auction.

I don't think there's any chance
the bids will go that high.

Thirty-five thousand is my top offer.

Got it.

So?

So write it on the site
and I'll close the auction.

One last request.

You have to dress like Cinderella.

Fine.

I have one request too.

Tell me.

When you come here,
you have to pay cash and in advance.

Sure.

Where shall we meet?

Make your offer first
and then I'll send you the address.

There you go. Thirty-five thousand.

Okay, I'm sending you the address.

Tomorrow, 7 p.m.

no. Tonight.

Tonight?

Yes, I want you now.

Okay.

That's a lot of money.

Will you take care of the dress?

Where can I find it?

Okay. I'll manage somehow.

Who is he?

A bit late for this question.

Anyway I saw him, he looks normal.

Good morning, Doctor Faleo.

Riccardo, would you tell my wife
I forgot my phone charger?

She might have problems
reaching me tonight.

I will let her know, don't worry.

By the way,
I forgot to give you the good news.

We thought we'd offer you
a full-time contract.

This is epic!

Thank you. I hope I'm up to the task.

Of course. You deserve it.

Everything has yet to be formalized
but I wanted to tell you.

I'm so happy, thank you so much!

Thank you for your commitment
to our pharmacy

and for everything else.

A storm is brewing.

No, Mum, nice weather today.

Where are we going?

To visit some friends.

I don't like it.

You'll be fine.

I want to go home.

We can't.

Why?

We have to do some repairs.

The pigeons came back.

Yes, Mum.

Come on. Damn. Answer me!

Are you sure you can make it on time?

I've seen your grandma
doing it so many times.

Where's grandma?

I took her to a nursing home.

A nursing home? Why?

Now we've got the money.

It'll be ready in a couple of hours.

My husband suggested I should hire you.

In fact, I was already considering it

because we need someone
like you in here.

This flatters me.

He told me you helped him
with the computer.

Well, kind of.

I just installed
the new management software.

You're fired.

What?

You have been a disappointment,
I was wrong about you, too!

I'm not the problem.

Yes, I know who my husband is

even if he doesn't think so.

You cannot change people,
you accept or reject them.

But if you accept them, all you
can do is try to limit the damage.

And you are causing new damage.

You can go get changed.

Good evening, how can I help you?

He's here.

He's early.

Take that, put it on.

Do you know where I can find Matilde?

I think she lives here.

She's in her room, please come in.

Please.

Who are you?

Don't worry, everything is fine.

Fine my ass!

Where's Matilde?

What have you been doing? Licking her?

I'm her mother!

What?!

Ernesto, wait!

Had you been on time,
there wouldn't have been any surprises.

Sit down.

Make yourself comfortable.

You're so beautiful!

I'll be back soon.

Some water please.

Do you need anything else?

I just want to be with Matilde.

That's why I'm here.

I know you think I'm a pimp
selling her daughter for money.

It's not like that.

This is such a shitty world.

You're not forced.

You want to sell your body,

your only fear
is not being able to do so.

I have a debt with the bank

and if I don't give them their money
they'll take our home.

I don't care about your pathetic excuses.

-It's the truth.
-Shut up! Enough!

Why should I bullshit you?

'Cause you're hoping in vain
that I would pity you.

Is it so important to you?

What?

Getting laid.

Sure.

As important as 35,000 euros are to you.

You're very rich, right?

Leave me alone!

None of your business.

She locked herself in.

Matilde.

I'm ready.

Don't you dare!

You can have the money
after I fuck your daughter.

Matilde, come on. Come here.

I'll make you figure out
the meaning of life.

Matilde.

What else do you want? Get off me!

Matilde, come on.

What are you doing? You little slut!

Open up!

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