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[upbeat music]

[bell rings]

- [panting]

- Hmm.

- Izzy!

- Oh.

Hey, Robby.

- You, uh, leaving school right now?

Me too!

- Yeah.

It's the end of the school day. [laughs]

- Whoa.

That's why I'm leaving school now too.

- Wow.

We have so much in common.

- I'm not doing anything tonight, Izzy.

So if you're not doing anything tonight,

then that'll be another thing we have in common.

- Yup.

Well, I-- I got to go.

- Wait.

Uh, I-- I was thinking that since we're both free,

and if you're not doing anything, want to hang out?

- Sounds fun.

- Yeah! Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

- What time?

- Heh-heh-heh.

[transforming pulses]

[electricity crackling]

[switch clicking]

[keyboard clacking]

[engine whirring]

- So what you got planned for you and Izzy?

- I don't know.

Watch some funny tiger training bloopers on my phone?

We're just hanging out.

- You know what they say.

You only get one first second impression.

- Who says that?

- Look.

If you want Izzy to continue to hang out with you,

the first time should be something memorable,

like watching a movie together.

- Uh, did somebody say movie?

- Robby's thinking about watching a movie

on his phone with Izzy.

- That's not exactly what I--

- You can't watch a feature film on a phone.

A movie needs a big screen.

- Big screen, you say?

If it's large-scale cinema you crave, I have the most

serendipitous of inventions--

a hyper-reality film projector.

The viewer will feel transported

into the world of the movie.

I cobbled together an anti-matter shutter,

3-D printer components,

and used Robby's virtual reality

headset as the lens.

- You know what I heard in all that?

Drive-in movie night.

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Yes! - Yes!

- OK.

A small backyard movie night could be fun.

- To experience the full effect of my projector,

we need a bigger screen.

I know the perfect place.

- Wait. What?

- I was hoping for a chill night

off from stopping Armageddons.

Let's not make a big deal about it.

Izzy and I are just hanging out.

- Ah, don't worry about it! We'll handle everything.

It will be a quaint affair, a nice film, a few movie snacks.

- Movie snacks?

I'm on it.

Very low-key food, of course.

- Malto Movie Night it is.

And we'll finally get to meet this Izzy

we've heard so much about.

- Everyone's going?

[ominous music]

[engine whirring]

- Seat belts.

[light upbeat music]

- Oh, hi, Izzy!

I'm Jawbreaker.

But you can call me JB.

- Hi, JB.

- Hi, Izzy. - First hangout!

Whoo! - Ugh.

- Any other family members hanging out with us?

- Ugh!

[engine whirring]

Hashtag.

Meet Izzy.

You haven't met Nightshade yet.

- Pleased to make your acquaintance.

- And is this your whole family?

- Well, there's still Optimus, Megatron, Bumblebee, Elita-1.

- Are they coming too?

- I sure hope not.

[car horns honking]

[gasps]

Hashtag, what happened to the quaint affair?

- It landed at "quaint-plus."

But it'll all make for a memorable hangout night.

Prepare for some massive dome-sized horror movie scares!

- Oh, I hope it's not too scary.

Robby will need to sleep with all the lights

on again, just like the time when--

- Mom!

- [giggles]

- And for tonight's memorable hangout movie,

"The Alien Mole Bots Who Ate Philadelphia."

[laughs] A '50s classic.

- Why are so many people here?

- I might have posted about it on my socials.

And it kind of went viral.

- Hey, start the movie already!

- Yeah, get moving!

- And Decepticons too.

Great. - Oh, don't worry.

Go have a fun hangout.

We'll take care of them.

Hey, Laserbeak.

Shut it, or I'll come in there and shut it for you!

- Tough talk from someone with a dome in between them.

- Um...

thank you for asking me to hang out.

- And thank you for rolling with my whole family

hanging out.

Is your family this helpful?

- We don't really--

- Testing-- one, two, three, Mole Bots, Mole Bots.

Mole Bots!

[laughs] This is working.

Ew, ew, ew hooking you two up with some immersive dome

surround sound.

Ahh!

- Hashtag, is this really necessary?

- Gotta test the system out there.

- Maybe we should leave for a bit?

- Philadelphians, hang on to your cookies.

[tires screeching]

[rock guitar riff]

- It's the Bumble Bistro.

Wouldn't be a movie night without popcorn.

- Thanks for all the help.

The movie's starting, so bye.

- Whoo-hoo.

Best seat in the house.

- 3-D printer button off, nuclear fusion lens on.

All set to go.

And thus commences the most memorable first hangout ever.

[film projector whirring]

[tense music]

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

- [roar]

[all screaming]

[projector whirring]

- [speaking gibberish]

- Robby, you OK?

If you're scared, Mama can come sit next to you.

- Mom!

[film projector whirring]

[Mole Bots snarling]

- [munching]

- Oh, sorry.

- It-- it's OK.

- Uh, how long have you had that?

- Since right after we came to Witwicky.

Mo and I got these.

[romantic saxophone music]

- Is that how you did all those amazing things at the carnival?

- You think I'm amazing, do you?

- [laughs] Don't let it get to your head.

♪ ♪

- Hey, uh, Izzy.

[gasps]

Heh-heh. [gasps]

- Are you two having fun yet?

- What in the world are you doing?

- We're here to make Nightshade's

super-cool projector an even more extreme experience.

- Some movie rides at amusement parks blow wind in your face.

So we're doing that, except with leaves.

[wind howling]

[both groaning]

- And--

- Oh, no.

- Oh, yeah!

- Heh-heh-heh.

Uh, let me see if I can find us some towels.

[car alarms wailing]

- We've got to check that out.

- Nobody interrupts Robby's memorable movie night

with Izzy.

[laughs] Except maybe us.

[car alarms wailing]

- [gasps]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- [munching]

- Ahh! Get it off!

Get-- ahh-ahh!

[screaming]

- Ahh! What is that?

- It's a Mole Bot!

- No way.

It's not a Mole Bot.

They're not real.

- Well, maybe it's a cosplaying baby.

- Don't be silly, Jawbreaker.

[loud thud]

[transforming pulses]

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Have you guys seen a weird little

critter with lots of teeth, possibly

a baby in Mole Bot cosplay?

- Yeah.

- Where?

- Behind you.

[both gasp]

- [screaming]

[laughter]

- Ahh-ahh-ahhh!

[gasping]

Ugh! - Jawbreaker, hold still!

[both grunting]

- Ahh! [grunts]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[laughter]

- I don't want to jinx us, but we

just spent three whole seconds without any interruption--

- Miss me?

[both scream]

I just thought you two would be hungry.

A-ding, ding, ding!

Carhop service.

Or should I say, Thrash-hop?

Made these bad boys myself.

- [groans]

- Bon appétit.

- And it wouldn't be a memorable hangout

without Bukos.

- Ugh!

- One for you and one for the lovely lady.

[sobs] They grow up so fast.

- Enjoy.

[slurping]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[metal clanking]

- [grunts]

- Maybe we should let the others know about this thing.

- Only to cause a scene and ruin Robby's memorable night?

We can handle this.

[Mole Bots snarling]

- [snarling]

[squawks]

both: Ugh!

- Hmm? - What was that?

- Hah! Oh, this?

Mole Bots quake. [laughs]

- Are you two doing another sensory bit?

- Uh, yeah, sure.

Let's go with that.

No need to turn around and confirm.

- [snarling]

- Ahh!

Sorry.

It's just this part of the movie's super scary.

Look, look!

- [slurps]

[gasps]

- What is going on with you?

- Uh.

[tense music]

- Ugh.

- Ahh! What's that on the screen?

It's a liquid sensory experience!

both: Augh!

- Ahh! Ahh-ahh-ahh! Ugh!

- [snarls]

- Would you quit it?

- Here. Dry yourselves off!

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- [snarling]

- [snarls] - [gasps]

[cup clanging]

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

[screams]

- [speaking gibberish]

♪ ♪

[whimpers]

[film projector whirring]

[bicycle bell chiming]

[cheers and applause]

- As I was saying, your projector

is par excellence, Nightshade.

- And your film selection was magnifique.

[film projector whirring]

[Mole Bots snarling]

- [speaking gibberish]

- Hmm? - Huh?

- [roars]

[both scream]

- [speaks gibberish]

- We should hurry up.

Sounds like we're missing a good part.

[all screaming]

- Get off of me!

- [screaming]

- [laughs] Eww.

- Mole Bots are real?

Dottie!

- Yup. On it.

[grunts]

[metal clangs]

- Ahh!

- Is it me or are they multiplying?

- No matter what, keep them away from Robby.

We don't want to ruin his memorable night!

- [grunting]

Ahh!

[loud explosions]

- It sounds so real.

- We must turn the projector off.

We cannot allow more to get copied.

- On it.

I get the feeling they don't want us

to turn off the projector.

[together] Mama, Mama.

- Dare I ask who Mama is?

- Run for your lives!

It's the mama.

[together] Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama.

Mama, Mama, Mama.

- The crowd's really into it.

[together] - Mama, Mama, Mama.

- [snarling]

[snickers]

- Whoa.

These 3-D effects are amazing.

- [chuckles] Yeah.

That Nightshade sure knows how to raise the bar.

- Shut it down!

- I'm trying!

[together] Mama, Mama, Mama.

both: Whoa! Ohh!

- [laughs] - Heh-heh. Sorry.

That's probably JB again.

- No, it's fine.

This is awesome.

- [grunting]

- Uh, guys?

- [grunting]

[electronic beep]

[together] Aww!

- Robby!

[Mole Bots snarling]

[dramatic music]

- I really hope this is Twitch and Jawbreaker again.

♪ ♪

- Coconuts.

- I don't know how long I can--

ahh!

- [grunting]

- Nice. - Come on.

Follow me.

[dramatic music]

Can your cyber sleeve make a ladder?

- Just jump.

Whoa!

- My hero.

both: Whoa.

- What's going on?

Where are we?

- I'm not sure how, but I think we're inside the movie.

[metal clangs]

- [cackling]

- Why didn't I pick a documentary

on teddy bears and rainbows?

- Intriguing.

Our projector appears to have created a simulated dimension

of the Mole Bot film location with a 3-D

attacking mama Mole Bot.

- So Robby and Izzy really are in there fighting

a giant 1950's monster?

What happens if we don't get them out before the movie ends?

- They would be trapped there forever.

- OK.

So how do we get them out, Nightshade?

- We need to extract them the same way the Mole Bots were.

As soon as I can figure out how.

- Yes, all of that, and quickly!

- The rest of you, let's smack some moles.

We've got to give Nightshade time.

[tense music]

- [screams]

- I'm so sorry, Izzy.

This has to be the worst--

whoa, look out!

Foot!

- Are you kidding?

Tonight's been awesome.

Your family is so sweet.

Mine would never do anything like--

- Look out!

Wait.

You're having a good time?

- I can't say hanging out with your family is ever boring.

- Um, you can put me down now.

- Oh, sorry.

I didn't realize.

My bad.

- [snarling]

- Get into position!

Fire!

- [snarling]

- We got to find a way to take her down.

I got an idea.

All right, Mr. Hero, put her down and make sure

she doesn't get up.

[blaster zaps]

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

- You did it!

- No way.

It was all you.

You did it.

- We did it.

- I gotta be honest.

I was rooting for Big Mama.

- Stop blocking the screen!

- [snarls] - [grunts]

How's it coming, Nightshade?

- Nothing yet.

But I've got another 19 minutes to figure it out.

- 19?

That's not right.

Taking out Mama should have been the end of the--

[gasps] Oh, no!

I grabbed the wrong film.

I thought I had the original,

but instead I grabbed the sequel.

We're actually watching-- heh-heh-heh-heh--

"The Mole Bots Who Ate Philadelphia

Again Versus Nucleadon."

♪ ♪

Oh, no.

The movie ran out of budget, and we're out of room.

♪ ♪

[blasters zapping]

Looks like all the money went into special effects.

- Those look practical effects to me.

- We don't have 19 minutes.

We've got one minute.

That is when Nucleadon's atomic death ray

is going to destroy the entire city,

Robby and Izzy included.

- We need to isolate them from the rest of the screen action

and, at that exact moment, press the 3-D printer button

to extract them, preferably in a close-up.

- But what if one doesn't come?

- It always comes in this kind of movie

when the heroes have an emotional bonding moment

when all odds are against them.

It's classic.

♪ ♪

Come on. Come on!

- Izzy, in case we don't get out of this,

I want you to know I--

I-- I like you!

- Robby, I like you too.

[romantic music]

[blasters zapping]

- Come on. Come on.

♪ ♪

Almost there.

♪ ♪

Now, Nightshade!

- Ah!

♪ ♪

[powering down]

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Boo!

Too mushy!

Where's the remote?

- [groans]

[laughter]

- [laughs]

- Best movie night ever, right?

[laughs]

- Uh, yeah.

It really was.

- Until the sequel.

- So you want to do this again sometime?

Maybe without the Mole Bots?

Heh.

- It's a date, Robby.

[gentle music]

[romantic saxophone music]

♪ ♪

- [snarling]