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[theme music]

screech

thud

thud

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[tires screeching]

(female #1) 'Look, Thomas.'

'Zebras...'

'...meerkats...'

'...and some zebu!'

'Isn't Africa exciting?'

[yawns]

[woman gasps] 'Lions!'

'Your royal cousins.'

'Just who you came to see.'

'Go on, Thomas. Take their picture.'

Now what, pray tell, do we have here?

'So we're family, huh?'

'Well, let's hear you roar.'

[inhales]

[sputters]

[growls]

[screaming]

Ahem. I hate to interrupt.

But is that for me?

It's a sweet effort and all

but this thing is a little scrawny.

You may release.

On the other hand

you seem like a more substantial meal.

[gulps]

[intense music]

[lion roars]

[Tom groaning]

Ahh... Ahh...

Ah-choo!

- Hmph! - Big mistake.

Now I'm going to have to roar at you!

[clears throat]

[roaring]

[breathing heavily]

[instrumental music]

[slurps]

[dramatic music]

screech

[whistles]

[panting]

[whirring]

[lions growling]

Aah!

(all) Surprise!

Happy birthday, cousin.

You didn't think we'd forget, did you?

In fact, we made you all your favorite treats.

'There's plenty for you, too, little buddy.'

So, had your fill?

Well, then. I guess it's time for us to eat!

You know, it's really inconsiderate to eat and run.

Oh, what a cute baby.

Coochie-coo, coochie, coochie-coo.

[laughing]

Coochie, coochie-coo.

[laughing]

[growling]

[laughing]

[roar]

ting

[screams]

Somebody stole my baby's horn!

Oh, jeez!

[dramatic music]

(female #1) 'Hurry, Thomas!'

[growling]

'I know we wanted to see the wildlife of Africa'

'up close and personal'

'but that was a little too close for my taste.'

You said it, sister.

- 'Aah!' - 'What did I say?'

(female #1) 'Aah!'

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[breathing heavily]

tap tap tap

[blows]

[laughing]

[thudding]

[screaming]

[inhales]

[didgeridoo music]

[dramatic music]

Well, that's good enough for me.

One more for the family.

Ahem.

Excuse me.

[chuckles]

Ha-ha.

thud

[instrumental music]

Today we're going to practice...

...special jumps.

[crash]

I call this one the high hop-a-loo.

thud

Good on you, kids.

You're doing very well.

Stop!

Watch where you're whirling about

when my little joeys are around.

You might hurt someone.

Now off with you. Back to where you came from.

Aah!

Alright, little ones. Nap time.

I know you're tuckered out from all that hopping.

[yawns]

[snoring]

ting ting ting

Dinner!

Everybody, bog in.

[burps]

'That means you, too, little roo.'

'If you don't eat your roots and leaves'

'you can't have any dessert.'

[giggles] you say the nicest things.

- Mmm. - Oh-h!

[giggles]

I haven't seen you around here before.

Mmm.

Hey, boomer!

Cutting in on another bloke's Sheila, are you?

You should be ashamed of yourself, mate.

thud

'Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.'

'Now stand up and fight like a roo!'

zwing

thud

Holy-dooley!

You're the most pathetic baby platypus

I've ever seen.

But I'm sure a mother's tender affection

would fix you right up.

You know, I could take you back to my burrow

and raise you as my very own.

Oh! Crikey!

I've never been a mother.

Your grandparents will be so surprised.

Hey! Where are you going, little mister?

It's time for a hearty brekkie!

And I made you an ankle-biter classic.

Just the thing to start a busy day.

'Here comes an insect larva.'

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

(female #1) 'Have you ever seen a more beautiful garden?'

'Everything here is so lush and exotic.'

'The flowering cannonball tree'

'the cool tropical ferns'

'the beautiful hibiscus.'

[sniffles]

Ah-choo!

(female #1) 'Well! Must this mouse'

'follow us everywhere we go?'

'Thomas, remove the dreadful nuisance.'

[march band music]

[instrumental music]

[gulps]

[dramatic music]

[laughing]

ting

[squeaking]

[burps]

(female #1) 'Oh, Thomas!'

'Look at this hydrangea!'

[screaming]

[whistling]

[chittering]

'Help! Help!'

'Crazy monkey! Crazy monkey!'

'Aah! Oh, no!'

'All my important stuff is in that purse!'

'Don't just stand there'

'stop that beast!'

screech

[music on radio]

Ooh.

Ah!

[music continues]

[music continues]

thud

[roars]

[music continues]

[claps]

[Jerry whistles]

Aah!

[chittering]

[telephone rings]

(male #1) 'Hey, Tony's Pizza. How can I help you?'

[chittering]

'Okay, 500 hand-tossed pepperoni pizzas.'

[chittering]

'Scusi, scusi, scusi.'

Five hundred hand-tossed

'pepperoni and banana pizzas.'

[chittering]

[burps]

[electricity crackling]

thud

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

[whines]

[car alarm beeps]

[car engine starts]

[engine revving]

[bell rings]

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

[growling]

[chuckling]

[chittering]

(female #1) 'That crazy monkey is driving my car!'

'Oh, my. It's so clean.'

'You brought me baskets of fruit'

'and a new silk dress?'

'I had you all wrong.'

'You're a good monkey!'

'And you're much too cute to be a nuisance.'

'In fact, I'm going to give you each $5.'

'This has been the best vacation ever!'

(male #1) but did you order' Scusi, signor,

'500 pepperoni and, uh, banana pizzas?'

'Okay, with the delivery charge'

'that comes to $10,000.'

'American.'

[theme music]