Original subtitles

[theme music]

clap clap

screech

clang

[music continues]

snap

snap

snap

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

[grunts]

[blowing a raspberry]

[growls]

[barking]

thud

[barking]

[barking continues]

[yawns]

bam

That ain't football. Huh!

tap tap tap

[clattering]

[groaning]

wham

creak

pop

[intense music]

[yelps]

thud thud thud

[screams]

[rumbling]

[screams]

[yawns]

[gulps]

bam bam bam

[intense music]

pop

[growling]

[barking]

thud

[blowing a raspberry]

[slurps]

pop

[Tom blows]

[instrumental music]

[wolf whistle]

[giggles]

[wind whooshing]

[intense music]

[gulps]

[intense music]

[snores]

thwack

[intense music]

tap tap tap

tap tap tap

tap tap tap

[splashing]

[gurgling]

[rustling]

[Tom screeches]

[Tom grunting]

slosh slosh slosh

slosh

[Jerry whistles]

bawk

[growls]

thud

creak

[shattering]

[rustling]

[sizzling]

[instrumental music]

[sizzling]

[slurps]

splosh

splosh

[sniffs]

[sizzling]

[screams]

[upbeat music]

[sighs]

hiss

[barking]

thud

[band music]

[Jerry babbling]

[gasps]

[grunting]

[snoring]

wham wham wham

[panting]

[growls]

wham

[Jerry grunts]

[intense music]

[whistles]

[rock music]

[screams]

wham

Now that's what I call real football.

[music continues]

creak

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Yo, brahs, time to bronze and sign up'

'for the big surf competition today.'

'First place is a mondo big pile of cash.'

'Second place wins a fabulous mystery prize.'

'Event sponsored by Big Cheese of the High Seas.'

splash

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Surf's up.

[grunts]

[muffled mumbling]

[grunts]

Oh, dear, I hope I'm good enough

to win the surfing contest today.

You fellas wanna watch me win?

[laughs]

crack crack

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Time to hit those honeys.'

'Let the surf competition begin!'

[all cheering]

I think I'll change into something a bit less...

wutish

...constricting.

Get a load of my baggies.

I like to shoot the curl in style. Heh.

[instrumental music]

splash

[crowd cheering]

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Oh, yes,'

'the judges should be stoked'

'by such masterful ripping.'

[instrumental music]

Whoa.

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Whoa! Check out cat dude tryin' to hot-dog.'

'And he eats chowder.'

[gasping]

'The judges will not dig such rude moves.'

[upbeat music]

'Not too heinous.'

'Skillfully done, little Jer.'

[instrumental music]

'Okay, dudes and dudettes'

'time for the second heat.'

[horn blows]

These are my doggers.

[chuckles] Woof.

[rattling]

Now, don't distract me.

I could wipe out.

[intense music]

Whoa.

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Low blow.'

'That is gonna cost you, cat and mouse dudes.'

[gasping]

[chuckles] 'And Jerry's penalized for bouncin' off'

'dog dude's head.'

'The judges have decided to give Droopy another go'

'without interference from cat and mouse dudes.'

[chuckles]

[bird squawking]

splash

Presto-change-o.

twang

[crowd cheering]

[instrumental music]

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Huh! Check out dog dude walking the board.'

'Whoa, dude!'

'With scores like these, dog dude's got'

'a gnarly chance to win first place.'

'Now the heat is on to see who can catch the Droopster.'

'Whoa! This tomcat's sick with mad tricks.'

'We're seeing some history in the making'

'ladies and gentle dudes.'

clang

splash

[crowd cheering]

[horn blows]

'This is little Jerry's final run.'

'Let's see what mouse dude can come up with.'

clack clack clack

'And it's crab city for cat dude.'

[intense music]

[chuckles]

splash

[stomach rumbling]

[spits]

splash splash splash

thud thud thud

wham

Yeah, brahs. That was intense.

The points are in, and the winner

of the big pile of cash is

'Droopy.'

Oh, goody.

[crowd cheering]

[instrumental music]

(both) Aloha, dudes.

(commentator on loudspeaker) 'Dude, two dogs?'

Did not see that comin'.

Oh, well. Can't change the past.

'And now for second place.'

'Tom has a one-point total ahead of little Jer.'

'He wins second place'

'a lifetime supply of...'

'...cheese!'

[crowd cheering]

Compliments of Big Cheese of the High Seas.

[laughs] 'Think fast, mouse dude.'

'Just a little parting gift. Surf wax.'

'Don't wipe it all in one place.'

[sniffs]

Eeh!

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Tyke, my dear old son of mine

today is the day youse is gonna learn

how to play tennis.

[barks]

And I know somebody to show you all the ropes

a regular tennis pro.

Now, ain't that nice?

Tom's restin' up so he has the energy

to teach my son how to play tennis.

[growls]

swish swish swish

[growls]

(Spike) Now, now, Tykey.

So, cat, you gonna teach my son

a little somethin' about this game of tennis?

Well, you are the tennis pro.

I want you to teach my boy

everything there is to know about the game.

Got it?

We need a net.

'Where's the rest of the court?'

[upbeat music]

tsk tsk tsk

plop

creak

[creaking]

splash

And there's one more thing you should know.

If you mess around with my boy

it'll be the last thing that you do.

Got it?

[blowing a raspberry]

twang

[barking]

blech

[growls]

[intense music]

thwack

thud thud thud

[gasps]

You okay, my boy?

Now you listen to me, cat.

I see any more funny business goin' on with my boy

and I'll pound you

and not only would I pound you

but I'll grab you and plant you

in the court like so.

And then...

...I grab some of this.

Like so.

And then...

...I do this.

which, of course, would lead me

to do this.

[motor whirring]

clank clank clank

But of course

I don't wanna do that.

Now, do I?

[barks]

[barks]

[grunts]

[smacking]

No more funny business.

phew

[barks]

clicks

rattle rattle

thwack

[barks]

chomp chomp chomp

[clicking]

rattle rattle

pop pop pop

thwack thwack thwack

pop pop pop

thwack thwack thwack

[panting]

pop

thump thump thump

toing

[whining]

Alright! That's it!

[dramatic music]

wham

So you wanna play rough with my little boy?

Then play rough it is.

creak

It's my turn to serve.

thwack

thwack

thwack thwack thwack

thwack

Huh?

Ooh.

Attaboy, Tyke.

I think you finally got the hang of it.

[barks]

Okay, cat, try this one on for size.

[whirring]

thwack thwack

[laughing]

Hey, way to go, Tyke.

Hey, that's the way to hit him back.

'Oh, good one.'

Keep it up, son.

Hey, you're gonna be a champ in no time.

[theme music]