Original subtitles

[theme music]

[music continues]

bam

[mousetrap snaps]

[music continues]

[upbeat music]

[Tom snoring]

[clatters]

[upbeat music]

[growls]

splat

[laughs]

[laughing sarcastically]

A-a-h!

pfft

[rock music]

[horn honking]

plop

Aruga!

[rock music]

[crash]

[whimpers]

[music continues]

[thud]

blech

[tires screeching]

Aah!

Heh heh heh.

Uhh!

vroom vroom

vroom vroom

splat

crash

squeak squeak squeak

splat

[buzzing]

chomp

gulp

'Now, I hope that both of you realize'

that being a lifeguard is serious business.

The requirements are very demanding.

'So keep that in mind, Droopy.'

'Oh, and you too, Tom.'

'Always remember'

'a lifeguard must be alert.'

What?

Where did everybody go?

A lifeguard must be swift.

Oh, dear.

And a lifeguard must be strong.

splash

I'm never going to get this job.

Ha ha ha!

Okay, boys.

Your first test will be diving from this high board.

Now, you'll be judged on style, form, and grace.

My assistant Miss Shapely

will keep score.

'She's very good with figures.'

I shall go first.

trtrtrtrtrtr

Oh, dear.

rumble

At-choo!

Ha ha ha!

(Droopy) 'Oh, my.'

trtrtrtrtr

plonk plonk

splash

Sports lovers

I'm ready.

Ta-da.

Slight advantage. Droopy.

Your next test will be

to swim across this debris-filled pool

over to Miss Shapely on the other side.

Good luck.

I shall do my best

to avoid each and every obstacle.

Who turned out the lights?

On your mark

get set

go!

huuuah

huuuah

thuk thuk

bam

Ready, Droopy?

Ready.

On your mark

'get set'

squish squish

'Go!'

splash

burp

[chuckles]

Oh, I just can't make up my mind.

They're both excellent candidates.

So I want you to fake a real emergency

so we can see how they respond.

Sounds smart.

'Help!'

Help!

Uh, save me.

Help.

Whatever, I'm out of here.

burrp

[sobbing]

Stomach cramps.

Somebody didn't wait 20 minutes after eating

before going in the water.

huaah oh oh

Hang on, Tom.

Everyone stand back.

I know just what to do.

1, 2, 3

sputter

You know, I almost hope he doesn't wake up.

Blech!

Yuck.

That was some rescue, Droopy.

You get the job.

Remember, a clean pool is a safe pool.

slurp slurp slurp

'Keep scrubbing, Tom.'

Grr.

(female #1) 'Oh, Thomas.'

I so enjoy the peaceful solitude of a camping trip.

(male #1 on radio) 'We interrupt this broadcast for a special report.'

'Big foot has been sighted in the vicinity'

'of the Ootagootasolo campground.'

[people screaming]

Big foot? Ha!

What nonsense.

'I don't believe in such things.'

[crickets chirping]

Awoo! La la la.

Awoo!

Awoo! La la la.

[chuckles]

(male #1 on radio) Attention campers

the zoological society is offering a $1 million reward

for conclusive proof of Bigfoot's existence.

I'm down here.

Yeah, I know.

There's not much inventory

in the height department

but the feet are gigantic.

The name's Sheldon.

Nice to meet you.

I don't introduce myself to many campers.

In fact, I hardly ever come down from the deep woods.

But I am starving!

No worries, I won't eat you.

I'm strictly vegan.

Grew the fur myself.

Yikes! Who's that?

I'll be captured and put in a zoo.

We've gotta hide.

[flies buzzing]

[sniffing]

Oh, no, he's picked up my scent.

This guy is good.

Bleh!

Okay, good, but not gifted.

We should still do something.

[whistles]

[snoring]

snap

What?

What's with all that racket?

I want quiet!

Don't you know what quiet is?

What are you? Some kind of ignoramus?

Now, get out!

'I hate noise!'

'I can't stand noise!'

Bears are notoriously cranky during hibernation.

[buzzing]

dhuk dhuk dhuk

He can hear my big feet.

Help! Help!

Awoo!

'Awoo!'

screech

Awoo!

[echoing] Awoo!

Aah!

(Jerry) 'Awoo!'

[squeaking]

[panting]

plaaaaaam

Ouch.

Are you guys starving?

'cause I am absolutely famished.

Berries!

nom nom nom

Oops.

Too high.

'I'm down here.'

[laughs]

Aah!

slosh

splat

[bees buzzing]

Aah!

Well, he won't be bothering me anymore.

And I got a bowl full of yummy berries.

Thanks, little friends.

Come back and visit.

Thomas, is-is that you?

I thought I heard a noise.

Aah! Aah! Uhh!

It's bigfoot. Save me!

[thud]

I wonder whatever happened to Tom.

Hmph, no matter.

I can buy a whole house full of cats with $1 million dollars.

[flies buzzing]

pfft.

[theme music]

[music continues]