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[theme music]

clap clap

snap

bam

[snaps]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

whoosh

boom

sizzle sizzle

Aah!

screech screech screech

ugh

grr

[clattering]

plop

slam

smack

thud

Hmm.

[clattering]

zap

[sniffing]

[teeth chattering]

[panting]

[sighs]

Aah! Eeh!

Ugh! Aah!

crash

sizzle

[snoring]

[snorts]

(Mrs. Two Shoes) 'What? Thomas!'

'Get out of my room, you crazy cat!'

[imitates rocket crashing]

[sputtering]

'Go back downstairs, Thomas.'

[gasps]

Aah!

Thomas!

Get off me!

Don't tell me you're afraid of that little mouse.

'Has your pea brain dropped'

'right out of your soft little head?'

Heavens, this cat's off his nut.

crash

[teeth chattering]

[clattering]

crash

ugh

Aa-a-ah!

[crackling]

thud

Aah!

crash

[device beeping]

[teeth chattering]

Close the door, Thomas.

'You'll let the weirdoes in.'

[instrumental music]

[thunderclaps]

[horse neighing]

Come, Thomas. There's much work to be done.

Be careful with my monster-hunting equipment.

[grunting]

ding

V-V-Van Helsing,

the famous monster hunter.

What are you doing here at the monster convention?

Business and pleasure.

[bell boy screaming]

I'm going to get you, Van Hel-s-i-n-g!

Hmm.

Thomas, I forgot my silver werewolf trap.

Take the luggage upstairs. Guard my equipment.

'I'll be back before midnight.'

ugh

thud

Welcome to Monster Con.

'I am The Count.'

'As one of the first guests to arrive'

'allow me to get your ID Badge.'

I do say...

Aa-a-ah!

Fine, get your own badge.

[growling]

Hi, I'm Casper

the social ghost.

Want to be my friend?

[vacuum whirring]

(Casper) 'Guess not.'

(all) What the?

Hey, pal, we got this room till 3:30.

Yeah, the signup sheet is outside.

Uh-oh.

Is that a Ghost Vac?

Oh, how rude.

I don't wanna go.

[grunting]

[ghosts shouting]

[bell dings] Hello?

'Hello!'

Me love Monster Con.

[yelling]

Mummy outfit ruined.

Me go home now.

'Never win costume contest.'

slam

[upbeat music]

[clattering]

[whistles]

grr

Aah!

bam

[music continues]

[grunting]

[howling]

[growls]

[horse neighs]

(Van) 'What's going on here?'

'My word, is that a werewolf cat?'

Huh?

I've never trapped one of those before.

I'll add it to my collection.

Aa-a-ah!

Huh?

[engine sputters]

[grunts]

Battery bad.

Huh?

No.

[screaming]

[engine turns over]

snap

(Van) 'I've got you in my sights, werewolf cat.'

'You can't escape from Van Helsing!'

buzz buzz buzz

[yawns]

[snoring]

[Tom laughing]

[upbeat music]

Aa-a-ah!

[both screaming]

splash

gulp

gulp

[eerie music]

[yells]

[grunts]

poof

poof poof

[cackling]

(cat #1) 'So, we got a pair of newcomers'

'to the Cursed Forest.'

Finally, some entertainment.

Yeah, I got bat-wings

and it ain't polite to stare.

That's just the way things work around here.

Oh, boy, I guess I gotta explain.

[rumbling]

You see, this is a cursed forest

and I'm, uh, sort of a bat now.

Listen, I don't make the rules

I just follow them.

And here's the main one.

Any time somebody enters the forest

at least one sucker's gotta stay behind.

'But because there's two of you'

'only one has got to stay...'

'...forever.'

[chuckles]

Yeah, that forever bit always gets 'em.

Hey, wait a minute.

If I get out of here first, I can leave.

[evil laughter]

[clears throat] Oh, hello.

You weren't supposed to hear that.

So long, suckers!

ka-boom

Nuts!

Exploding nuts.

'You ain't seen the last of me!'

crash

thud

[chattering]

[whimpering]

[rumbling]

[heavy pounding]

[upbeat music]

'Like I said'

one of us has gotta stay behind.

The waterfall.

'That's our ticket out of here.'

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "our"?

I meant mine.

'See ya!'

[screams]

splash

[splashing]

[cackling]

y-a-h-o-o

I'm the first one out.

snap

Hey, no wings.

Wait a minute. If I ain't got wings,

I can't fly!

slurp

[grunts]

ka-boom

[inaudible laugh]

[theme music]