Original subtitles

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bam

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crash

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swoosh

Aah!

swoosh

beep beep

whirr whirr

screech

whirr whirr

Phew!

whirr

poof

Ah-choo!

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swoosh

Aah!

[woman screams]

(Mrs. Two Shoes) 'What happened?' Uh! Thomas!'

'This is unforgivable.'

'Not only did you have a wild party and destroy our home'

'but you can't even get rid of one tiny mouse.'

Aah!

crackle crackle

'That's the last straw.'

'I've absolutely had it with you, Thomas.'

'I'm through giving you chance after chance.'

'You're being replaced.'

[gasps]

'You're obsolete, Thomas. It's no use.'

'I've already ordered something that'll do your job'

'far better than you ever have.'

honk honk

'Well, well, perfect timin'.'

'Thomas!'

ding dong

'Thomas, get away from the door.'

'I warned you.'

- 'Mrs. Two Shoes?' - 'Yes.'

- 'It's your Ferminator 7000.' - 'Wonderful!'

'Now, we'll see some real changes around here.'

(male #1) 'Have a good day.'

(Mrs. Two shoes) 'Oh, I will.'

'Here, kitty, kitty.'

bam

vroom

[coughing]

[laughing]

thud

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[screams]

whirr whirr

rat a tat

clink clink

whirr whirr

clink clink

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whirr whirr

[blowing raspberry]

crash

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crackle crackle

kaboom

thud

thud

splash

kaboom

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crackle crackle

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(Mrs. Two Shoes) 'Aah! It's that horrid little mouse again.'

'Help! Help!'

'Oh, thank goodness you're here.'

whirr

'No!'

whirr

- No! - He, he, he.

whirr whirr

'No, no, no. Come back, he's gettin' away.'

whoosh

'Aw! Ah! Don't ever think to come any closer.'

[screaming]

kaboom

'Thomas, Thomas, is that you?'

'Oh, Thomas, you've stopped that dreadful monster.'

'And you've caught the mouse.'

'Oh, good, good, pussy cat.'

'I should never have doubted you.'

'You've got your old job and your old home back again.'

'No more mechanical monstrosities around here.'

vroom

clang

Aah!

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bam

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thump

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Uh.

slurp

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slurp

clank clank

click click

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click

thump

[snoring]

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[growling]

[Tom screaming]

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thump

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Aah!

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[panting]

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[blows a raspberry]

Aah!

[grunting]

[sighs]

thump

[laughing]

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Aah!

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bam bam

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[whistles]

[laughing]

thud

thud

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[panting]

[grunts]

[yawns]

[laughing]

[growling]

crash

Aah!

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boom boom

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screech screech

[gasps]

Ah!

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Hmm.

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gulp

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[laughing]

That's a good one, Tom. Ha, ha, ha.

slurp slurp

Phew.

[all laughing]

[all gasps]

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(male narrator) Poor Tom..

...biggest star in Hollywood.

The hottest cat around.

Yet no amount of laughter or praise can satisfy him.

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[gasps]

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poof

[yawning]

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Tom has reached the pinnacle of success.

But is this all there is?

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(Mr. Jefferson) 'Thomas, my number one star.'

'Mr. Jefferson here, what can I do for ya?'

'But Tom, you can't quit show business, you are a star.'

'The biggest, your public will never forgive you.'

'Oh, forget them. I would never forgive you.'

'And your thumb won't work outside of Hollywood.'

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(male narrator) What could Tom possibly be thinking?

How could cat numero uno throw away his career?

Will a simpler life really be so simple?

sniff sniff

[gasps]

Ew!

[screams]

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[growling]

[gasps]

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Huh.

Poor Tom, apparently your thumb really doesn't work

outside of Hollywood.

Blargh.

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[coughing]

thump

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[screams]

[shatters]

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[panting]

quack quack

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buzz buzz

buzz buzz

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thud

thud

quack quack

Aah!

quack quack

[cheering]

[sighs]

ding ding

poof

It sure is lonely at the top

isn't it, Jerry?

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