Original subtitles

[theme music]

[theme music]

screech

thud

snap

snap snap

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Ah, a beautiful sunny day

in the big city.

The birds are twittering

the squirrels are chattering

and the construction workers are jackhammering

at 7 o'clock in the morning!

For the love of Mike

can't a fella get any sleep around here?

Jeez!

[coughs]

Yet the splendor of the big city

is fraught with danger.

Life is just one big accident waiting to happen.

(male #1) 'Hey, Joe, watch where you're swinging'

'that big piece of wood.'

'Joe, I said watch where you're swinging that..'

crash

(male #2) 'I got a splinter!'

[screaming]

(male #3) 'I got 'em too.'

[screaming]

[siren wailing]

[instrumental music]

(male #4) 'Hey, uh, could you hold it up, fellas?'

'I need to talk to our guard dog.'

'Spike, I'm puttin' you in charge of this build.'

[groans]

'It's up to you to finish on schedule.'

'You're the foreman now.'

[groans]

'It's all up to you, Spike.'

'We're countin' on ya.'

[siren wailing]

screech

[dramatic music]

thud

plop

Hey, you, cat.

Are you sick of chasin' after that mouse

and smacking your head into pipes?

You wanna make some real dough?

Well, maybe we can help each other.

You see, I'm in a little pickle

and I need some help here.

'How would you like to be my new construction crew?'

'You'll need a hardhat.'

'That's why you need the hardhat.'

[instrumental music]

Phew.

[snoring]

[dramatic music]

clang

I've been working hard

and I deserve a lunch break.

Yah-ha-ha!

splash

Hee hee.

Ok, funny guy,

let's see if you find this amusing.

thump

plop

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

[Jerry whistles]

[glass shatters]

[instrumental music]

Aah!

Ah. Nothing like a good cuppa joe with work.

clang

clank

clank

[chattering]

[screams]

Listen up, pussy cat

I'm gonna forget that you nearly brained me with them beams

but not for disrupting my coffee break.

Now, go back up there and get to work!

crackle crackle

chomp chomp

Aah!

crackle crackle

[panting]

Phew!

Aah!

crash

Aah!

Listen up, pussy cat

if this here building ain't complete by tomorrow mornin'

then I'm gonna lay me out a new foundation.

Get me?

Okay, then, here's the plans.

Now, get to work or I'll murderize ya!

thud

'Hey, you, get buildin'!'

[dramatic music]

And to think I doubted you, kid.

You're the king of my crew.

Calm down, kid. You finished it.

Yeah, just relax.

You should be proud.

Go on. Take a well-earned nap.

You des.. Huh?

Aah!

My building!

What did you do to my building?

Aah!

[whimpering]

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

(man on TV) 'And now the winning numbers'

'for the $68 million jackpot.'

'Are you ready?'

'The numbers are 11..'

'...18..'

'...20, 37'

'and the magic bonus number is..'

'Nine.'

(together) Whoo-hoo!

[instrumental music]

[knock on door]

[indistinct chatter]

(male #1) 'Have you decided what to do with your winnings, Mr. Cat?'

'Uh, Mr. Mouse, how about you?'

'Oh, come on.'

'Surely you must have some idea.'

'You can have cars, vacations.'

'Hey, you could even leave this hovel behind'

'and build a new mansion.'

'And with 34 million apiece'

'you could each build your own mansion.'

[dramatic music]

[whistles]

screech

(male #2) 'Bet, you're ready for us to get started building your mansion'

'but first it's a matter of monetary exchange'

'for services rendered'

'a 50% deposit up front

'and ten percent charge for accepting money from a cat.'

'Okay, guys. We got the dough'

'so let's roll!'

[horn honks]

(male #3) 'Good morning, sir. We're ready to start.'

'We'll look over the tile selections'

'after the ribbon cutting.'

'Cappuccino, scones, and a complimentary gift basket'

'are in your trailer.'

'Thank you so much, sir.'

[horn blows]

[instrumental music]

(male# 2) 'Aw, what now?'

'Oh, you want a bigger house.'

'It'll cost you extra.'

'Nice doin' business with you.'

bam

[horn honks]

'So you want us to get back to work.'

'Well, for your information'

'this is our union contract coffee break.'

'If you're in a hurry, do it yourself.'

[dramatic music]

'We're behind schedule with this rebuild.'

'Keep it comin'.'

[instrumental music]

'You want a pool now?'

'Why don't you do it?'

'All you do is dig a hole,'

'pour some concrete, and just add water.'

(male #3) 'Well, sir, the crown molding for your study is in'

'the flagstone is finished in the patio'

'and the tennis courts are done.'

'Those are the hidden costs.'

'Heh heh. You should know that by now.'

'Huh. No money, no mansion.'

'Come on, guys. Shut it down!'

[indistinct chatter]

Aah!

[instrumental music]

thud

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bam

[yelping]

[growling]

sniff sniff

bam

(male #1) 'We're gonna have some lunch today.'

(male #2) 'Boy, I'll say.'

[instrumental music]

chomp

Aah!

[growling]

gulp

chomp

[instrumental music]

Huh?

[dramatic music]

thud

[music continues]

slurp

chomp

Aah!

Ah... ah...

Ah... ah...choo!

[instrumental music]

(male #3) 'Hey, what are you doing in here?'

'Stop that! Shoo!'

[growls]

[panting]

[dramatic music]

Hmm?

[growling]

thud

bam

[growling]

thud

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

I can't help it. I'm a bulldog.

I'm stuck! What a revolting development.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[no audio]

Aah!

[horn blows]

(male #4) 'Lunch time!'

Oh, was you two just looking for some lunch all this time?

Well, I can arrange for youse to get a bite!

[theme music]