Original subtitles

[theme music]

splat splat

twang

screech

thud

thud

[music continues]

splat

splat

splat

thud

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

[stomach rumbles]

Yecchh!

sniff

Ahh.

(male #1) 'Red hots! Get your red hots!'

Red hots here.

slurp

[music continues]

tring tring

whoosh

(male #1) 'Red hots!'

'Huh?'

'Hot diggity dog!'

'A winning lotto ticket!'

'This is my lucky day! Whoo-hoo!'

tap

sniff

Ahh.

[instrumental music]

glug glug

whoosh

squish

squish

plop

plop

Thanks, chump.

crunch

[laughing]

Don't spend it all in one place.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Ahh!

You, my friend

are a musical genius.

Break a leg, mousy boy.

[instrumental music]

(male #2) 'You wanna trade?'

'Boy, this is my lucky day!'

[instrumental music]

(male #3) 'Hey, look!'

(female #1) 'Oh! It's a street performer cat.'

(male #3) 'Oh, I've never seen anything like it.'

'Uh, let's watch.'

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[ballet music]

[country music]

[folk music]

[laughing]

[polka music]

thump

[laughing]

stomp

Aah!

[Dutch music]

[Hawaiian music]

[Indian music]

[whistling]

[laughing]

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[crowd applauding]

[bagpipes music]

[crowd cheering]

whoosh

[instrumental music]

splat splat splat

whoosh

[engine revving]

creak

Aah!

thud

[instrumental music]

[crowd cheering]

[theme music]

[hip hop music]

[jackhammer drilling]

[upbeat music]

[jackhammer drilling]

[horns blaring]

[dog barking]

[upbeat music]

[jackhammer drilling]

[horns blaring]

[jackhammer drilling]

[horns blaring]

[engine revving]

[horns blaring]

[country music]

[clattering]

splat

Aah!

thud

[chickens crowing]

[country music]

thump

[hip hop music]

[engine revving]

oink

splash

crunch crunch

click

[hip hop music]

splat

[music continues]

splat splat

click

splat

spalt spalt splat

click

[hip hop music]

spalt splat splat

[country music]

clat

clat

clat

click

[hip hop music]

click

[music continues]

[thud]

[hip hop music]

splat splat splat

[music continues]

screech

whoosh

splat splat splat

splat

screech

thump thump

beep beep

screech

boom

[panting]

[whimpering]

Aah!

[hip hop music]

screech

[horns blaring]

plop

plop plop

[theme music]

[vehicle approaching]

[instrumental music]

[yodeling]

Well, howdy there, n-nephew.

It's your pickin', singin'

guitar slingin' Uncle Pecos.

Hope it ain't a bad t-t-time.

Your Aunty S-Spinner done throwed me out, son.

You gotta p-p-put me up, that's all.

M-m-my poor heart's all done, it-it broke.

thump

[snoring]

♪ Fare thee well fare thee well ♪

♪ Fare thee well m-m-my... ♪

♪ My.. my f-f-airy fay ♪

♪ Gonna get to Alabama going to see ol' Susanna ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I went downtown for to see my gal ♪

♪ Singin' Polly wolly doodle all the day ♪

You know, that thar was your aunty's favorite song.

♪ Oh I went d-d-down for to see my g-g-gal ♪

♪ What Polly wolly doodle scatta-hey ♪

♪ She's a real hard worker and real good gal ♪

♪ And a polly wolly doodle all the day ♪

ting

Aah-ha!

Ow!

[guitar music]

Hey, kitty kitty.

Uh, gimme some more of them f-f-finger picks.

Gee! Now, where'd he get to?

[instrumental music]

Ha! There you are

you kitty cat, you.

Aah-ha-ha!

Let go of my t-t-tail, nephew.

[whoosh]

♪ Well ♪

♪ What that diddle little diddle little diddle little skiff ♪

♪ Iff erff iff ♪

♪ Hey ♪

(Pecos) 'Woo hoo.'

Rise and shine, fellers!

I call this t-tune

"Mornin' Nervous Breakdown."

♪ Oh-ho.. ♪

psst psst psst

Hey!

No!

My guitar!

Hey, you gotta let it go, see?

Give it back is what I'm sayin'.

[instrumental music]

I'm warnin' you, pussy cat.

You don't know who you're messin' with.

[crash]

[guitar music]

[guitar music]

[sighs]

♪ Oh well-l ♪

Take your p-paws off my property!

I ain't gonna tell you twice, k-kitty.

twang

thud

♪ Oh-h ♪

♪ Rent down spout for to three by falp ♪

♪ Singin' Polly wolly diddle borda-lay ♪

♪ Get your bucket out gonna milk my hamster ♪

♪ And my cereal my c-calf ♪

♪ It'll help you if you ever run away ♪

(Pecos) 'Whoo, you're k-killin' me, you galoot.'

'Stop it! Whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh!'

No! D-don't do it, son.

You can't, that's all.

crush

What've I ever done to you

k-k-kitty cat?

blob

[flush]

[instrumental music]

[harmonica music]

Let me at that septic tank!

twink

[instrumental music]

Now, that's just good luck.

It came out in better t-t-tune than it went in.

♪ Oh-ho-o-o ♪

[singing gibberish]

♪ Oh-h ♪

♪ I had a barn down on my knees ♪

♪ Singin' Polly wolly oxy-pretty-pays ♪

[singing gibberish]

♪ Chicken sneeze singin' ♪

♪ Polly wolly dooya any day ♪

Pecos!

Spinner, my darlin'!

(Spinner) 'All is forgiven, sugar dump.'

Why don't you come on home?

twing

Hey, let's give my n-nephew

and his k-kitty a du-u-et.

♪ Oh-h ♪

♪ I went down south to the chaparral ♪

♪ Comin' Polly wolly doodle all the by ♪

♪ The sun so hot I froze to death ♪

♪ Singin' Polly wolly cracker wonder why ♪

♪ Fare thee well fare thee well ♪

♪ Fare thee well my fairy fay ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm going to Louisiana gonna see my Susiana ♪

♪ Come-a kay-yai yippee yippee yay ♪

(Pecos) Yee-haw!

[theme music]