Original subtitles

[theme music]

spat spat

zap

screech

thud

thud

[music continues]

splat

splat

splat

puck

[instrumental music]

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Urgh!

[grunts]

[grunting]

Whew. Whoo.

[humming]

blub

blub blub

splash splash

slurp

[Jerry grunting]

splash

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twang

[music continues]

twich

blub blub blub

blub blub blub

[music continues]

twang

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snap

blub

poof

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poof

blub blub blub

splash splash splash

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scurr scurr

phat

screech

blub

blub blub blub

screech

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[whistles]

Ciao, belle.

I am Moritzio.

Ze most romantic bachelor of the deep blue sea.

You are a most ravishing ocean beauty.

Let us canoodle intensely for all eternity.

[gasps] Your chaperone?

How quaint.

You... You're old fashioned, huh?

Delightful.

splat splat splat

Such a scaly tease.

Wait for me, my delicate ocean flower.

thump thump thump

knock knock knock

Charming.

She is a shy one.

Mi aqua Aphrodite.

Come.

Let us embark

on our romantic journey.

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I am feeling like so much saltwater taffy.

bla-a-b

Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo!

Oh, she has exposed my Achilles armpit.

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screech

[comical music]

Getting here is half the fun, is it not?

splash

twang

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thud

[whistles]

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click

I am the locksmith of love, no?

All of this hide and seek

has nothing on the game of love.

Let us tryst and shout in the kelp, huh?

Muah, muah, muah.

sizzle sizzle

Oh, incredibile.

'You inspire me to be a better cephalopod.'

Will you share my life and do me the honor

of making an honest octopus out of me?

[comical music]

blum

Soon we shall hear the pitter patter

of little suction cups.

[laughing]

Muah, muah, muah.

Aah!

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chirp chirp chirp

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blab

thud

[march music]

puck puck

thud

[instrumental music]

tuck

poof

phoo

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poof

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[music intensifies]

thud

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chomp

Aah!

Hey, what's the big idea, pussy cat?

You tell me, goon doggy.

You're the one what bit my tail.

Huh?

Huh?

Well, look what the tide dragged in.

Locals only!

thud

thud

grrr grrr

grrr grrr

grrr grrr

Hey, this beach ain't big enough

for the likes of you neither.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!

- Well, I was here first. - As if!

- 'Oh, yeah?' - 'Oh, yeah!'

- 'Oh, yeah?' - 'Yeah!'

- 'Oh, yeah?' - 'Yeah!'

(male #1) 'Well, I was here first.'

psst psst psst

Locals only, north beach.

Locals only, south beach!

What do you want, cat? Can't you see I'm busy?

psst psst psst

psst psst psst

That'll work.

I like the way you think, mousy.

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splash

clang clang

grrr grrr

thud

I float like a butterfly...

...and sting like a bee!

Geroni-meow!

Yeo-o-o-w!

Heh heh heh.

Oh!

Ahh.

splat splat splat

rattle rattle

knock knock

Engarde!

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Yeo-o-w!

Splinter!

psst psst psst

Indian leg wrestling champion, is he?

Well, then! Put 'em up.

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thud

Urgh!

Urgh!

twang

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chomp

ting ting ting

thud

[laughing]

prr

Oh!

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thud

[intense music]

Urgh!

thud

splat

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clank

Urgh!

thud

Aah!

twing

Urgh.

Grrr.

Yoo-hoo!

splash

splash

[gibberish]

Whoo-hoo!

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slurp

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[yawns]

cling cling

thud thud thud

thud

clank

squeak

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thud

clank

blob

splat

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[comical music]

splash splash

blub blub blub

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knock knock knock

Ooh-hoo-hoo, ha ha ha!

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po-o-f

po-o-f

squeal squeal

po-o-f

po-o-f

thump

thump thump thump

splash splash

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splash

blub blub blub

splat

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[inhales]

phew

phat

thud

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splash

bang bang bang

clank clank clank

clank clank

[music continues]

psst psst psst

grr

Aah!

phew

Ah.

blub blub blub

thud

clank

chomp chomp chomp

slurp

slurp

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[theme music]