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[theme music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Deep space.

Captain Jerry Mouse and crew aboard

space freighter Mousetromo

en route to Planet Cheeseball

through the Cat Nebula

for restocking of ship's galley.

Mission critical

due to loss of ship's food supply.

I am so sorry, Captain Jerry.

I just wanted a snack.

[intense music]

[stomach growling]

[rattling]

Say, can I have some of those emergency food capsules?

I'm starving.

[munching]

[gulps]

[stomach growling]

Gee, captain, you just ate

a whole year's worth of dehydrated food.

And when you swallowed it

it got all wet and really big!

'You okay, captain?'

[instrumental music]

[panting]

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

thud

[instrumental music]

Whoa! Hold on, Captain Jerry!

Quick! Quick! Doctor to the bridge!

Hang on, Captain Jerry.

[alarm blaring]

I just called the doctor.

Yes, I'm the doctor.

You need to watch your carbs, mister.

I'll toss you a salad.

Alien!

Aah!

[thudding]

zap zap

boom

Take that, you alien pussy cat!

[instrumental music]

[flushing]

[blows raspberry]

clang clang

clang clang

[rattling]

Yarrhh!

Hah!

zap zap

[intense music]

[screams]

zap

zap zap

zap zap

[beeping]

(Tom) 'Ow!'

zap

[roars]

My, that was cruel, wasn't it?

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

bam

[beeping]

[slams]

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[birds chirping]

[intense music]

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[hens clucking]

[rumbling]

[laughing]

[cat yowls]

[hens clucking]

[intense music]

[clucking continues]

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Hmm. This Earth chicken seems kinda wimpy.

That's okay as long as he lays the 2,000 eggs

we need for the queen's cake.

Uh, uh-uh, that's right. It's her birthday.

Now, count the eggs.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

Uh, one, two, three, four, five.

Uh, there's five.

Ooh. Only 1,995 more to go.

Now, collect the eggs pronto, so we don't get in trouble

like we did with the cream puffs.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cream puffs.

Oh, that was bad.

Uh, uh, o-o-okay, chicken

lay 1,995 eggs.

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

Oh, come on, chicken.

You got eggs, don't you?

[whimpers]

You know, I think

there's something wrong with the chicken.

Hmm. Sounds defective.

Let's put it in the extractor.

[gasps]

Oh! Oh!

Get this crazy chicken off of me!

[grunts]

[chuckles nervously]

[instrumental music]

[groans]

Now, go get that chicken.

'Hey, he ran under there.'

'No, not there. There!'

No, no, no. Over there! Oh!

Like, what is going on?

[screams] Oh, princess, uh

we're experiencing a culinary malfunction.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Culinary malfunction. Yeah.

Oh, yes. I have two words for you.

Oh, oh yeah? Uh, what's that?

Cream puffs.

[both squeal]

You heard her! Get back to work.

'Time's a-wasting.'

[instrumental music]

[snarling]

[coughs]

[whirring]

ding

- Happy birthday, Your Majesty. - Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday.

Oh, my! What a lovely cake!

Now, make a wish, Your Highness.

[screaming]

Uh-uh, Your-Your-Your Highness, uh, th-that's the chicken.

I don't care what it is.

Just take it back, and bring me a real chicken

or else!

[hens clucking]

Now, get us a good chicken this time.

Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah. One chicken coming up.

plop

[gasps]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[gasps]

[engine revving]

[rock music]

Hey, how's about a ride?

[engine revving]

Hey, don't be a sourpuss.

It's okay to be second.

[Tom coughing]

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[classical music]

(male announcer) 'Attention, space lovers.'

'Amateur astronauts from around the world'

'are dusting their rockets, preparing to take off.'

'Why? For the long awaited space race to the moon.'

'The first one to land on the moon in a spaceship'

'of their own construction'

'will win $1.5 billion.'

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'We now return to the musical portion of our program.'

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[yawns]

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[hammering]

[whirring]

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(automated response) 'Countdown commencing.'

'Ten, nine'

'eight, seven'

'six, five'

'four, three, two, one.'

[instrumental music]

'Autopilot engaged.'

'Gravity engaged.'

[sighs]

[Jerry giggling]

[camera clicks]

[upbeat music]

thud

[camera clicks]

thud

'Gravity disengaged.'

[instrumental music]

'Gravity engaged.'

'Gravity disengaged.'

'Engaged. Disengaged.'

'Engaged. Disengaged.'

'Engaged. Disengaged.'

'Engaged. Disengaged.'

'Engaged.'

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

[screams]

[upbeat music]

[electricity crackling]

[alarm blaring]

(automated response) 'Danger.'

'Danger. Systems failure.'

[screams]

[rumbling]

[instrumental music]

(Spike) 'Hey, sourpuss.'

Thanks for saving me a parking spot.

[rock music]

Maybe you can help me carry my billion and a half clams.

[laughing]

Ooh! Riago.

[groans]

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