Original subtitles

[theme music]

thud

snap

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

thud

thud

bam

pfft

thud

thud

thud

bam

(King) Get me Sir Tom!

[fanfare music]

(King) I have a more important job for you than chasing mice.

I want you to slay the fire-breathing dragon

that is menacing our kingdom.

Yes, you!

What are you? Sir Chicken?

[Tom clucking]

You've got a sword. Use it.

clank

Not on me, you knot-head knight.

On the dragon! Now, go.

'Go before I demote you to sniveling knave.'

[marching band music]

[birds chirping]

[marching band music]

[marching band music]

[intense music]

[teeth chattering]

[gulps]

[distant screeching]

Ye-e-ow!

[laughing]

twang

[instrumental music]

bam

bam

[Jerry whistles]

[snoring]

Unh-unh.

[growling]

[nervous chuckle]

bam

[humming]

[gulps]

pew pew

[hiccups]

[snickering]

[coughing]

[retching]

Aah!

[roars]

[screaming]

[dragon yelping]

[dramatic music]

bam

[panting]

[Jerry screaming]

[retching]

poof

[snickering]

[coughs]

Ah!

[panting]

[dragon growling]

woosh woosh

Aah!

[instrumental music]

thud

[instrumental music]

[groans]

[growling]

[roars]

[instrumental music]

pfft

[instrumental music]

Aah!

[grunts]

gurgle gurgle

Yeow!

(Princess) "And the beautiful fairy princess

"kissed the enchanted frog

and the.."

You interrupted my fairy story!

Take that, you mangy old cat!

'Guards, intruder!'

[blowing raspberry]

screech

'Mommy! Daddy!'

'Help! Help!'

'Aah!'

(Tom) Whoa!

[distant chatter]

Check the east tower.

Hut hut hut.

'Look over there.'

'Hut hut hut.'

Hmm. Ah.

slurp

slurp slurp

Ah!

[grunts]

[squirts]

[clattering]

thud

[dramatic music]

[marching band music]

Whoo!

[dramatic music]

[glass shatters]

poof

[laughing]

poof

poof poof

(Princess) 'Oh, at long last!'

My frog prince has returned!

(Princess) Oh, let me break the spell, so we can get married

and start our happily ever after together.

And I will hug you and cuddle you

and nurture you, and suture you.

Mwah!

Eww!

[spitting]

Ugh! Cat cooties!

Yucky!

'Guards, intruder!'

'Help! Help!'

thud

thud

splash

Aah!

[Tom screaming]

(Princess) "And then, the alligator

"ate the stinky old cat

"and the pretty princess

lived happily ever after."

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[flute music]

Ahem. Hmm, hmm, hmm.

[instrumental music]

[coins clinking]

[flute music]

[gasps]

Yeah.

[growls]

Uh-uh-uh.

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

[indistinct chatter]

Check 1, 2. 1, 2.

Is this thing on?

'Are you ready?'

'I can't hear you!'

'Are you ready?'

[crowd cheering]

Greetings, ladies and germs.

Are you ready for some music?

Then we've got a song for you.

One, two...

One, two, three, four...

[flute music]

Hey, no hogging the stage.

The people have come here to hear the Rats.

[flute music]

Now get!

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

We all dance the itch.

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

'We all dance the itch.'

Ah! Huh?

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

We all dance the itch.

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

We all dance the itch.

[instrumental music]

[whistles]

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

'We all dance the itch.'

[music continues]

Yeow!

[screaming]

thud

Aah!

[Tom screaming]

Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo!

Alright!

Pretty bird.

Ha ha ha.

Hey, wait up!

'Ooh!'

Aa-ah!

Ah!

Look. Fleas.

[fleas coughing]

That's what was causing everyone to itch.

Fancy that, mate.

And I thought they were digging our music.

What about our fans?

Uh, what do you want to do?

Aah!

[indistinct whispering]

How positively medieval.

[flute music]

[indistinct chatter]

splash splash splash

Ahhh.

[coughing]

You're alright, mate.

How'd you like to be an honorary Rat?

splash

Last one in is a flea-ridden Rat.

splash

Whoa. This is great.

We should do this every year.

[crowd cheering]

♪ Swing around and curtsy ♪

♪ Dig into the dirtsy ♪

♪ Twitch it itch it ♪

'We all dance the itch.'

[toot]

[theme music]