Original subtitles

[theme music]

clang

[music continues]

tish

tish

tish

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(male narrator) 'Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the house

Mrs. Two Shoes made last-minute preparations

for her cat and her mouse.

As Tom curled up snug in his bed fast asleep

the tin soldiers stood guard

and from Jerry, not a peep.

As stockings were filled

and stuffed to the brim.

The catnap took Tom to the dream world within.

Oh, ho ho ho.

[instrumental music]

Ah.

plop

splosh

chomp

Ah... ah...ah-choo!

plop

[coughs]

[gasps]

screech

clink clink

screech

thud thud

[drumroll]

[instrumental music]

[intense music]

[screams]

[laughing]

screech

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[gasps]

tock tock

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[screams]

clang

plop

[giggles]

[gasps]

hoot hoot

crash

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[both gasp]

slurp

[grunts]

[grunts]

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Oh!

[Tom shrieks]

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Ho ho ho.

Ah!

Oh!

Ho ho ho.

(both) Aah!

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[both screaming]

gulp

crash

ptooey

[giggling]

[drumroll]

thud

[drumroll]

beep beep

Ah!

[instrumental music]

thud

crackle crackle

[Tom screaming]

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As the next morning came

Mrs. Two Shoes, excited

ran down the stairs, but she wasn't delighted.

[both snoring]

For what she saw, along with Tom and Jerry at rest

was a big steaming pile of nasty Christ-mess.

At first, she was angry.

She was fit to be tied.

She made the two critters brave the weather outside.

plop plop

But all is forgiven this one day in December

when foes become friends

on a holiday to remember.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Huh? Hmm.

[instrumental music]

thud

[Jerry grunts]

[instrumental version of "Jingle Bells"]

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Ah!

Woo-hoo.

Waaahh-weee-whoo!

Wowee.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[coughs]

[instrumental music]

[gasps]

[laughing]

[whimpers]

[music continues]

[chuckles]

crash

[chattering]

[laughing]

[gasps]

Phew.

[laughing]

You two slay me.

Just stay outta my way, and I'll shows ya

how a real sledder takes a hill.

I declare myself, Spike, king of the hill!

[ululating]

[coughs]

Whee!

plop

[screams]

Make way for the king!

[both screaming]

[Spike laughing]

You boys are a regular laugh riot.

Better call in the law.

[Spike laughing]

[instrumental music]

(Spike) 'Whee-hee-hee!'

'Gangway!'

[Jerry whistles]

chomp chomp

Thanks, fellas!

[ululating]

[coughing]

'Make way for King Spike!'

[instrumental music]

Here, kitty, kitty.

[growling]

[groans]

What are you two lookin' at?

Admiring my sled, are ya?

Well, I dares ya to lick it.

It would be better for your health if ya did, cat.

Now, it's your turn.

[music continues]

There.

Let's go for a ride, shall we?

What's the matter, tongue-tied?

I'm Spike, king of the hill.

[ululating]

[coughing]

Let's roll.

Whee-he-he-he!

Ho ho, yeah!

Naughty boys.

[chattering]

thud

[laughing]

[Spike ululating]

[Spike coughing]

Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Ooh. Ooh-oh-oh.

Whoa-oa-oa!

swoosh

[instrumental music]

splash

Thanks, fellas, that was the best holiday fun ever.

I wanna show you my appreciation

for all that youse done for me.

[both gasps]

We're gonna have fun all winter long.

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(male narrator) The Arctic wastes

where only the hearty of soul and spirit dare venture.

Where nature runs rampant

testing the very mettle of all creatures great..

...and not so great.

ppbbtt

Huh.

[instrumental music]

[teeth chattering]

Huh?

[grunts]

Huh?

[chattering]

Hmm. Huh?

Hmm.

[shattering]

[instrumental music]

[Jerry humming]

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

slurp

[drumroll]

Ah!

[instrumental music]

Hmm.

Oh.

[grunting]

[instrumental music]

splash

[blabbering]

[laughing]

[screaming]

tish

Phew.

[instrumental music]

Huh?

sniff sniff

Ah.

slurp

Hmm.

[instrumental music]

chomp

[screaming]

swoosh

[dramatic music]

Ah.

Hmph.

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[gasps]

[screams]

[screams]

thud

toc toc toc

[laughing]

thud

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

[Jerry grunts]

[gasps]

Hmm.

[Tom panting]

[dramatic music]

[gasps]

[laughter]

[music continues]

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

[Tom shivering]

[teeth chattering]

Huh?

Mm-mm.

burp

chomp

[theme music]